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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:13pm On Oct 18, 2019
izzou:
Pardon my ignorance, but at what point should the whole exhaust system be replaced?
had catalyst stolen.from the pics you'll see it's empty
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:49pm On Oct 18, 2019
Presently at gazzuzz workshop grin

Whole exhaust down for replacement grin

Autos › Re: Gazzuzz Christmas Bonanza. by eherbal(m): 10:57am On Oct 18, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
come for a free repair job.
just seeing this now. Alhamdulillah Robbi Al Amin. Gazzuzz you be the man.racing to your place like this.abeg house,help me say A very big thank you to gazzuzz. a life has been saved grin grin grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:44pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
You can't take the heat, get the fk out of the kitchen.now are you up for Driving a Ford Ranger?

I have given you expo

Simply call me a tight wad, miser Ebenezer scrooge mofo and be done with it
Instead you are still looking for beating.
you're the biggest ,self deluding liar I've ever come across on this platform.taking pics from roadside car lot in festac won't cut it.youre NOTHING,but a danfo ,okada hopping low life job seeker, forming levels. I'm beginning to wonder if you actually ordered the Uber driver,or if the incident actually took place.i think you just took everyone on a joy ride,with your imagination,bitching over offline ride.which big boy does that? you're the lowest of the low. you're probably living under the overhead bridge,and typing this poo with a stolen phone.youre so classless.
I repeat,you're NOTHING.....
better change your moniker to 'empty barrel',it sits well with you.cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:53pm On Oct 17, 2019
izzou:
She is a she cool
I'm guessing antiBrutus is Pocahontas cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:48pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
what a shame. and all that money on your education was wasted. they should have just truncated your education, made you a driver and saved that money. see as you are probably older than me but with the mind of a common thief. cry cry cry cry

its a real shame.
you can call me whatever,but it's obvious your middle class parents didn't teach you humility and manners.ive never stolen from a rider before,it's rather the rider that stole from me,and heaven didn't fall.if it was you ,you'd have written petition to the commissioner of police.your rantings here is not because the driver played a fast one on you,it's because your poverty level is on a kentro level. lying to us you bought a Honda pilot that's lying fallow.lies from the pit of hades.im sure it's your dad's car you were referring to,because if you've ever driven even an okada,you'll relate. you're so empty,its loud.get a life kid.
your middle class parents didn't imbibe anything in you but pride and arrogance.its obvious you're still living with them,and this how you relate with them.throway pickin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:39pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
thank you. my sentiments exactly. you see a simple looking person, and you automatically assume this is a sucker i can take. who knows how many ignorant passengers you lie to every day?



your story applies to every thief and scoundrel in this country. there is always a story. you think armed robbers and yahoo boys dont also have stories to tell? the lastma officers that impounded car, you think they too will not tell you sob stories if you get the drop on them? five years ago, there was a series of home invasions in festac. it was street boys, not actual robbers. there was an incident where one of them was caught and started whimpering about how hard the country is. these are boys that raped in some houses. but of course, it is country, not so? the herdsmen kidnapping, you think they too are not hungry and frustrated? you think boko haram fighters do not also have families of their own?




uber depends on trust of its drivers. if people do not trust its drivers, uber will die as a company. any serious business has a customer care platform where users can complain about poor service. if your customers are not happy, your business will die. i said i worked in downstream. one fine evening i got a whatapp video of angry customers at our station. the pump in the station had been tampered with. several commuters had been cheated. in th video they kept shouting the name of the station. i went there, investigated and found that yes, the pumps had been tampered with. of course the next thing is the dealer is a family man, you have to help him. when he was defrauding customers, did he not know that?

would you defend being cheated with your ridiculous arguments?



don't be a typical corrupt nigerian please. always quick to wail about the country , while doing your own bit to keep the country down.
the question is;were you cheated? did he take money from you?how may policemen that attempted bribe from you have you reported? you're just a lowlife hypocrite.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:21pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
i have lived in festac since 2001 [nysc to date] . are you sure you know festac better than me?
you continue to showcase your complete ignorance. you claimed the only reason why i git a ride to festac was because the driver had a bad AC, in-spite of the fact that i have pointed out REPEATEDLY that i take rides to festac from the mainland three of four times a week.

this is what most of you always try to trade in. the ignorance of your clients. Once your client is ignorant, you try to make a case for overcharging or cheating him. oga - road to festac is bad, let us go offline. what road is bad - oga road is bad , lets go offline.

knowledge is power. it is up to riders to decide if they want to allow drivers to rip them off. they should also know the medium for reporting erring drivers. not like how one useless joker was trying to make it seem like this is a court where the drivers will decide if their fellow driver has erred. and we already see the verdict. he is hungry, he has a family, his car is expensive to maintain, therefore allow him to cheat riders and uber. tongue
I left festac 9 years before you moved in.i attended loral international schools, ideal pry schools and festac grammar school. I visit regularly cos of my parents properties there.so if we're talking about festac, take a pen sir, sit on the floor and listen to me attentively. you didn't deny or agree on those mentioned roads.what does that tell you?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:14pm On Oct 17, 2019
mrjaydee:
That information is confidential grin you need a level 6 clearance
lol.spill it jare grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:12pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
So I go dey open phone line up and Dan?is it that convenient?

You keep missing the bad roads issue. The roads to festac are not bad. at least not between gbagada and amuwo. what the guy was doing was trying to pull a fast one on me. Most drivers in my direct experience know very little or roads inside festac
you're trying to sound smart,but folks here know you're a natural mugu.cos he suggested offline means he's playing a fast one on you? what if he had accepted the trip and used good ol saka on you? would you have known? in as much as I don't subscribe to his practice,we should also empathize some situations.hes probably on a target with mouths to feed. he doesn't want to layabout,hence this hustle. if peeps like you keep reporting him for excusable demeanors like the one he pulled,and he loses his source of meager income,what value does it add to your life?
don't be a bitter, mindless and crude human being.lighten up a bit and show some understanding. it's not as if the business was contracted anyways.its just you being who you are,a heartless fellow who looks down on his fellow human being.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:56pm On Oct 17, 2019
deedee44:
If you care so much about others' well being your conscience wouldn't allow you to be paying that token you're paying for such a luxury and still be threatening drivers who go through hell just to make ends meet. You don't care about him defrauding Uber, you only care about the higher fare you would pay if trip was done offline. cool
word.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
i suggest you read everything i wrote. i take uber rides three to four times a week . all return to festac. it is only once someone has said i can't go to festac.

it is actually interesting as this is a glimpse into the mind of the average nigerian. Perpetual justification for wrong doing. you may as well be a mechanic or housemaid defending stealing from your boss.
Mr integrity,I wasn't rude in my post.are you on your monthly period?you can never know festac more than I do,except you're not really living in festac,but it's environs like Raji rasaki and second rainbow.your manners though
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:43pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
Who are you calling poor? Oga stop projecting. Face the fact that your paddy is a THIEF who attempted to defraud his business partner. He further attempted to deceive a customer with a cock and bull story.

It is people like you that destroy businesses because of their greed

This sums it up
honestly bro festac roads are bad,just that the driver handled the situation wrongly.
from 1st avenue down to 2nd gate.31rd, 21rd down to Anglican church and beyond.22rd to 512 junction by nitel and environs.7th avenue is also not left out. festac town is a ghost of its former self.the only person that probably agreed to take you there was the AC-less fella.you do the maths. apart from that,getting request outta festac Is near impossible,except early morning trips to the island or airports,or weekend nights. it's a no go area for drivers. sorry for the inconvenience,but reporting the driver is off.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:23pm On Oct 17, 2019
radautoworks:
Alas in an environment not so in line with common practice. Common practice would dictate verifiable addresses where people can be found. Common practice would dictate some system where someone's creditworthiness could be assessed. Common practice would have laws in place for recourse.

The reaction was based on experience and was supposed to elicit a smile about the country we find ourselves. While I certainly empathize, my reaction stands.
in as much as I align with your explanations, the prerequisites which I offered were overlooked.my credit worthiness can be found in them.presently,my pension savings is over #2million ,and it's married to my oracle no. I've only spent 20years of my 35 years career,so there's no running away I just happened to be in a financial quagmire which is inevitable. you expect me to smile when your response seem more of a mockery than comic relief? now that's funny.i understand your fears as I can only vouch for myself.
wishing you success in the business ma'am.Nigeria will be great in our generation cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:14pm On Oct 17, 2019
Ogbunigwe2018:
How much worth of repairs does your car need?
catalytic converter, front linkages,lower arm bushings,tie rod end, stabilizer bar bushings,front brake pads.the estimate is roughly about # 210k or thereabout, if it's OEM,which came highly recommended and personally preferable.

ive done tunings by myself,like injector nozzle servicing, Injector mouth,brand new spark plugs,new air filter,etc
thanks for the concern bro,God bless
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:21pm On Oct 16, 2019
[quote author=radautoworks post=83196023][/quote]since you're a modern day auto shop,I thought you'd be in line with common practice worldwide. sorry for the bother.a little explanation would've helped instead of this ma'am. I'm a civil servant .I have an oracle number that can facilitate deductions automatically. all you just need are my details, like payment slips,bank statement,and letter of appointment. I'm presently financially handicapped,because of school fees and an upcoming event that took out my pockets.my car decided to line up for its own handouts too during this period,that's why I reached out to you on a public forum.
not the kinda response I expected anyways.thanks
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:41pm On Oct 16, 2019
radautoworks:
He didn't say he was. Gentle life.. for HIM grin
afternoon ma'am.do you do financing for your repairs?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:19am On Oct 16, 2019
MERCHANDISER:
Na my guy wan buy am.
what about fuel economy of 2000 Nissan xterra,how many km per litre?
nissan xterra go lean ya pocket for fuel matter.tge golf na the best car for Nigerian road.low fuel consumption, ridiculously cheap parts,car can take abuse,low maintenance.etc
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:46pm On Oct 15, 2019
eherbal:
your mechanic is an ignorant and Wicked person.VSC OFF is not a fault unless it's blinking. it's the indicator for traction for your car.the traction is activated manually when driving thru slippery or wet roads for stability. it's got nothing to do with the gear system for God sake! that car has Avery sensitive gear system.washing it with kerosene? na wa o.pls make sure the gear oil is Toyota recommended which is about#15k.dints settle for nothing less,or else you're gonna cry yourself a river.
change spark plugs,clean Injector mouth,clean Injector nozzles,and your air filter. be also sure to change your cabin filter.
make sure to use full synthetic engine oil for optimum performance and to avoid sludge. get Mobil 1 America from gazzuzz as Nigerian Mobil does not come highly recommended.
anything short of this,that car is a lemon waiting to happen. spend now,smile forever.
tried your no,but it's switched off. undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:27pm On Oct 15, 2019
lin3r2:
My ogas in the house una boy hail thee. Please I have an issue that I'll kindly need advice on.

There is this corolla, 2010 model that a lady in my church is willing to give me for 2M on hire purchase for a period of 2 years. This is because she has gotten a car loan with the bank she works with and would like to use the weekly payment I'll be remitting to pay the car loan she'll get then probably continue by herself once I am done with my payment.
NB: She bought the car as tokunbo early this year. But I suspect the car to be accidented undecided

Now, the car is in the repair shop and is displaying "VSC OFF". The mechanic says it's the gear box based on the report the person driving the car gave him. They have removed the gear under cover, drained the oil and washed the filter with kerosene.
Now the question is this

1. They want to use Mobil for it, is it advisable and will it get the job done? If yes, how much is a litre and how many would be needed?

2. Regarding the hp issues, what clause, if at all, can I put in place to protect me from future unwanted stress?

3. Anyone with a HP agreement template should kindly send it to me via whatsapp on zero 8 zero 94 seven 5 8919.

Lastly, is it a sweet deal? Even though I know the answer to that question cheesy

Cc: Oga Gazzuzzzz, tojah, and all the other legends in the house.

Please help me treat it as urgent. God bless y'all
Our hustle is blessed.
your mechanic is an ignorant and Wicked person.VSC OFF is not a fault unless it's blinking. it's the indicator for traction for your car.the traction is activated manually when driving thru slippery or wet roads for stability. it's got nothing to do with the gear system for God sake! that car has Avery sensitive gear system.washing it with kerosene? na wa o.pls make sure the gear oil is Toyota recommended which is about#15k.dints settle for nothing less,or else you're gonna cry yourself a river.
change spark plugs,clean Injector mouth,clean Injector nozzles,and your air filter. be also sure to change your cabin filter.
make sure to use full synthetic engine oil for optimum performance and to avoid sludge. get Mobil 1 America from gazzuzz as Nigerian Mobil does not come highly recommended.
anything short of this,that car is a lemon waiting to happen. spend now,smile forever.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:47pm On Oct 14, 2019
lateefat101:
Legalwealth is their nightmare grin
pls,pls,and pls take your war someplace else.we don't want that nonsense here.valarinz and co pls take note. thanks for your cooperation.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:41am On Oct 10, 2019
tojahh:
Guy leave all these talk... Wey my battery? I have been calling you almost 3 weeks now, you no dey pick or call back. No reply to my messages. No lele, I go get you.
shots fired.i repeat,shots fired grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:31am On Oct 10, 2019
EzekielMab:
I have been following up this thread for a while.

I then decided to buy a car.

On getting to where to buy the car today.

After testing and all.

As I was about to pay, I noticed the name on number plate was different from seller.

I had to take to my feet.

What do you guys think

N.b- he didn't even show any original paper
They were all photocopy.

My heart skipped for minutes cry huh
probably a stolen car.im sure the price was too ridiculous to be true
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:29am On Oct 10, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
my case was different, I learned to drive by my self
sneaking daddy's car out at night ABI?grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:09am On Oct 10, 2019
ajoks533:
Still looking forward to some kind advice as I read and research on this trade.
Getting so many advice from friends... Like, go to Jos or Kaduna, you will see clean Nigerian used cars (But I fear Naija used cars), one said buy from Abj when u get there, others go to Lagos and move the car to Abj. One said buy clean Kia.

Please help me here brothers
if you can make it to Abuja,pls that's your sure bet.at least you get cars with very good shocks and suspension. they're also no flooded and abused like Lagos cars
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:54am On Oct 10, 2019
1daboi:
BTW, where is jesusson2020? Is he still with us? Or he's running his Keke now? Has eherbal kidnapped him? Just checking on a brother
I'm sure he's doing well wherever he is.if there's any lesson he's learnt here, it's humility.i wish him the best wherever he is.cool
Family › Re: Remember Single Mum With 4 Kids Who got Married To Single Man?sad by eherbal(op): 9:11am On Oct 09, 2019
paiz:
okay seconded
me think the man's cap jinxed the relationship. It lasted eight months undecided
Family › Re: How Do You Handle This. Mature Minds Alone. by eherbal(m): 9:05am On Oct 09, 2019
Op, kukuu tell us you need a title to the movie you're scripting. undecided
Family › Remember Single Mum With 4 Kids Who got Married To Single Man?sad by eherbal(op): 9:03am On Oct 09, 2019
On February 6th this year, LIB shared the story of Dami Ewa Stratton, a single mum of four kids from two failed marriages, who got married to Emmanuel Cole, a single man who has never been married and has never had kids.



Dami shared her story online with the hope of encouraging single mums that they still have hope in finding love again. Read here.



The marriage has packed up just eight months after it was contracted.



Emmanuel took to his IG page to make grave allegations against Dami. In his posts, he accused her of emotionally blackmailing him into marrying her, and also accused her of committing adultery while she is currently pregnant with their child.



Read his post below

How I got deceived by a mother of four children with three failed marriages Series One! December last year I met her online and she said she have a link For Australia work permit visa, and is 1.5m but I said I dnt have money for now maybe next time, after that we started chatting normally, one day she started talking about all her failed marriages. She said her first husband use to beat her and he doesn’t trust her that’s why she left.

She said the father of the third child asked her to go and abort the pregnancy and she refused bcoz she want the baby, latter on after the marriage she open up by her self that, she was actually dating a guy and promised the guy to take him to abroad, latter on she realized that the guy has a wife and a kid, so she just left the guy and sleeping with the guy younger brother that lead to the pregnancy and the family rejected her as the younger brother himself have who he wanted to marry. She said the third husband have done everything she want for her, but bcoz he doesn’t have time for her, bcoz he’s sleeping with another woman that was why she left.

By this time we already in emotional talk, the following day she asked me to send my international passport, which I jst did, I thought she jst wanna check my real age, 3 days after she called that she’s planning something for me, I said what’s that, she said she really love me and she want me to travel with her to Australia ?? so that we can start new life, I said I don’t have that money for now, she said I should not worry she has paid 500k for me already, I was like wow ?, I told my friends everybody is just wow. Along the line she was always said she knows that when I got there I will free her and I always said no, one day she talked about marriage that if I’m sure I will not free her I should engage her I ? I responded I don’t have money for marriage or engagement, she said I should not worry she have small money with the little I have. Immediately after the wedding I started noticing different things she have told me is not real. Series Two coming up soon



Series Two! She planned to get pregnant when we get to the Australia but unfortunately she got pregnant along the line...And she said will should live it. Along the line I discover the Australia ?? level is fake, I don’t mind I continue the relationship, meanwhile she has messaged her aunty in United Kingdom that I’m not the problem of the marriage that she’s the one bcoz she cannot cope with a marriage. Latter on I left the house when her problem is too much for me, immediately I left the house my business started flowing, money that was hanging kept dropping and immediately I sent money to her, I paid part of hospital bills. One day she went out and came in with a taxify guy, saying d guy need accommodation, that she want the guy to be sleeping in the back room, I said ok no problem, to my greatest suprice this woman is sleeping with the guy with my pregnant, sleeping with the guy in different hotel, calling the guy my boo boo, it was the guy she was using to show case as husband, telling her friends that she will change the baby DNA ??.

Meanwhile she was sleeping with her third husband junior brother, that was why he chase her out, she was claiming she walk away. I can’t believe this, wonders shall never end! A woman sleeping with another man with another man pregnancy and still claiming she’s right

Yes, I cut this guy in you room nakedly taking his birth in the house you rented for your children at about 2am, and you are there with him nakedly kissing him with pregnancy ?. Please tell the world what this guy is doing In ur room at that time?

This is the reason why I work away and I refused to say anything, but I kept hearing different lies against me and my family, I decided to voice out. Why must you lied about everything? After the wedding you said I am broke that I don’t have money and you want to move on. You told me you have seen another man I should let you go. Why would I feel pains, when I know the pains I went through for the few months I spent with you. You kept wasting resources, investing on a wrong direction and you are complaining you are financially down. Sleeping with the taxify guy in different hotels with another man pregnancy, yet you are still claiming you are right bcoz is the house you rented for you and your kids. I thank God for my life.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2019/10/remember-the-single-mum-with-4-kids-who-married-to-a-single-man-without-kidswell-the-marriage-has-packed-up-and-the-man-has-dragged-the-woman-on-ig.html

Politics › Re: Lady Calls Out Lagos State Governor For Taking One Way by eherbal(op): 7:07am On Oct 09, 2019
LuverBoi16:
what is your problem.He is d governor nd currently d owner of lagos state. U cant expect him to b in traffic when he has a meeting or something important to do which might also b ov benefit to lagos state. So,he is numba 1 citizen in lagos state
that makes you a second class citizen.sad. it's only in Nigeria that leaders are classified as first class,and nobody sees anything wrong in it undecided
Politics › Re: Lady Calls Out Lagos State Governor For Taking One Way by eherbal(op): 6:36am On Oct 09, 2019
More............ cry

Politics › Re: Lady Calls Out Lagos State Governor For Taking One Way by eherbal(op): 6:26am On Oct 09, 2019
More...... ... cry

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