₦airaland Forum

darmilolah:
Alot is wrong sir.

We are pray to make profit in business.

Time is money.

You might be trap in traffic for hours on lagos badagry exp and its likely rider will leave you in traffic and jump bike as they are used to.

Drivers are so rough and that route and you might get Lagos colour.

Lastly, the road is terrible. Even your car won't pray for going through the stress of the bad road.

gobuchinny:
You mean the Brt at garage rite?

That na my problem bro I know just like dey siddon..then if I stay 20 min no request I dey like just start they move..but then I know things have changed drastically from about a year now since I drove...

franksam2009:
oga please tell us what happened to the car before and after so we can all learn from it

BillGoldberg:
Star? Tobi? Star? Remind me his talents again that made him a star? Always quarrelling with Cee Cee? Tobi is jist a popular guy from Nigeria. Higuan is a star, Genevieve is a Super star. Tobi is a popular guy from a Naija soft porn, TV show and not a star.

Nigerians really know how to abuse words. Fvcked up people with Fvcked up mentality.

pope191:
Finally dis job, if you don't have sense rider will teach you... Got a trip from 5mins distance to mobile headquarters, riders was going to Sanusi F. Thought it was a sharp trip for me to position in front of eko hotel, trip took almost 30 mins end trip 623... Rider: I only have 500 and 1000. I just took 500 and let it go, after burning fuel. To b a man is not a day job

ifyeez:
The only way you will see them smiling after the trip, is when you end trip and dey see 1000 after 2hrs on a trip, you will now hear, this una app good oh, don't worry I will request you next time.

deedee44:
Your name must be kanu

Tgiirl:
Damn! Lekki is surging and im here on the mainland... ooo why this roder come carry me come mainland this early morning on top 2400 naira trip....

Sha! Tempted to blow back but i must not try it... bad traffic from ojota to 3md to ikoyi..

Now an hour gone by since 6am from magodo to ojota, no request. .

No p, we do dey alright

PuZZyNegro:
Bro, I'm asking which one that I should buy. I think I may settle for 2008 Matrix if I see one within budget of 2 million to 2.2 million

PuZZyNegro:
Please, somebody should advise me between Corolla 2007 and Matrix 2007.

I intend using it on Uber at my spare time

osars:
Lagos, Nigeria

franksam2009:
oga open show then others will follow, delete your taxify app sharp sharp

gobuchinny:
You are a very sad man brother ...so chucmoore used salt and pepper rite? really if I haven't driven on this platform and offered best of services and haven't met some amazing and respectable drivers both on this platform and in person (irrespective of the ridiculously low fares) while riding, I would say the calibre of people e-hailing in Nigeria contracts is below the minimum co-op and sociable IQ...

You always explaining your failure and wont humble yourself and learn...im really concerned for you brother...I feel like you need love and I pray you find it.

I wont condescend to your level to have a conversation with you nor quote you again because you belong in the jungle interacting with animals.

Please sir I don't mean no insult to your good person but im only stating my observations steeped from the fact that you cant carry on a mindful conversation without cursing which is very worrisome.

Cheers

deedee44:
Many of us have only two houses, but one of the houses is everywhere. If you know you know

Gentlelife50:
I have one of my neighbor who is into Uber that used to intimidated me with figures then (salt and paper things plus screenshots), he later had an accident after fixing the car he always call me now and then to transfer money for him to complete his weekly remittance.
One would have thought that with such figures he will have a lot of savings, I asked him he said he himself can't even explain what's happening.
One of the things he said was that the money doesn't come once so as a they come u also have small small expenses.
He gave me an instance assuming he make 15k at the end he buy fuel 4k, eat, pay tolls and do other small small expenses u will be left with Oga money for the day. And sometimes he have AC wahala like compressor issues because he actually changed the compressor twice the first one was bought brand new that's like 25k
My point: what I see on my dashboards doesn't always translate to how much cash I have at hand as in my pocket.
Again some of the people that successfully run HP at a point defaulted some didn't even succeed the first time but the experience helped them later.

If you have a sizable responsibility you will know that 120k a week you see on the dashboard (assuming is consecutively) can barely sustain you, only those into the system understands.
That's why some partners who added their driver to their account will be seeing figures and be wondering why the drivers find it difficult to deliver.

I don't just want to talk but if what fahrenz posted here is what he make I make more than him but I am not here to measure prick.

deedee44:
God bless you bro, God bless you

deedee44:
Ask oga gazzuzz here how many times drivers have inflated his fares, he would pick up his phone and report and sometimes get back more than the driver "stole" if I'm not mistaken, fine if the only option you could think at the moment was to blacklist the card, then what step are you supposed to take next? Just walk away and be glad you didn't pay at all. How is the innocent rich rider different from the fraudulent poor driver ?

shollywendy1:
"Mabrouk habibi!. As in congrats

darmilolah:
kindly share your first day and first week experience

BillGoldberg:
Funny thing just happened now.

I picked up these two animals who think they have sense. This foolishh woman put "her pickup" as her destination and of course it will be a "Short minutes trip" on Uber server because it is within her area. That means it wont be more than 500 naira!

This woman immediately she was about entering my car was saying something like Oshaprapra.. Maybe coz my car was very neat. Or maybe in her myopic mind, she has caught new meat. Lol.

The woman is all these paga representative and it seems she wants to visit all the paga agents within her area on a trip of 500 with only one trip! Smart and Dumb Iddiot!

We went to the first agent and spent 10 minutes, went to the second one and spent 5 minutes... We started to go on the 3rd one... I was already laughing in my mind. Las Las... An Animal will be taught a lesson. She even told me its her money and can keep me as long as she likes. Me already know that am not commitin kilometers because am still within one area and wasting time!

I simply told her no problem. I put on my taxify app and went online as she was discussing with the 3rd agent. Who said that God is not alive? Small time Gbam Gbam Gbam Gbam. I accepted.

Me: Hello Sir. Good afternoon. You requested a trip. Where to?

Rider: Hope you can go to Lekki?

Me: Say no more Sir. Even if you want me to tumble to Lekki now, I will.

I quickly ended the Uber trip and saw 550 as my money! After 25 minutes!

I simply wind down my glass and told the woman:

Oshaprapra shagbukwa gi dia. Basstard!

I march my throttle with force and started disappearing.

She was just shouting Olorun or something as I left.

iPopAlomo:
Uncle... You said Muslims... Are the body (MURIC) Muslims or not...?

Just like Boko Haram... I do not agree with anything they do... But are they Muslims or not...??

If you answer yes to any of my above questions... Then you'll agree with me... Based on facts and based on what you said about "anything bad a MUSLIM does" you can talk about it... We're all bunch of hypocrites...

Just in case you're wondering... I'm a Muslim too... But like I always tell everybody that comes to preach to me... I'm human first... Then I'm a Muslim second...

So... You'll find me in parties... You'll find me keeping company with Christians, atheist and traditionalist... And a fewer Muslim because most of The Muslims I know are closed minded... I don't need that negative energy...

Even on nairaland... The Muslims are secluded...

emmancecute:
I picked a rider from agungi to local airport, at dropoff, this ensued between me n her.
Rider: is there an ATM here cos I don't have enough cash on me and I cant do transfer.
Me: there are ATMs inside but I can't park here to wait you, its a strictly dropoff point.
Rider: let me take my luggage, then go inside to use the ATM while you go turn. I would have been done by the time you're back.
Me: but you have to leave one of the luggage behind.
Rider: I can't run away cos of #3600
Me: changes face n voice... Madam I said you should leave one of the luggage behind while I turn.
Rider quickly oblidged and I moved to turn, came back to meet her standing with my money.
Rider: pls don't do that again.
Me: do what?
Rider: The way you quickly switched mood and.....
Me: turns head to the other side and moved away.

cool232:
What is all This about Using Nairaland to Promote Islam, Come On Guys, and all the Three Articles am seeing this Morning about Islam are all on the Front Page, I suspect the New Super Mode is a Muslim sha.