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Na this kind nonsense I no fit understand...... ![]() How person go wear trouser whey jump up, on top of suit...... ![]() This things my eyes have seen in the midst of this indomie generation. Congrats to the couple, we know say money no be problem........ ![]() |
vizkiz:Yes oooo! Including commenting in the political section of Nairaland....... ![]() |
alBHAGDADI:Reading such things like this on the internet breaks me up in ways only God can understand. Friends, who are reading, anytime you see things like this anywhere on the internet, remember these 2 scriptures Matthew 11:28 -29 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. Hebrews 5:11-12 11 Of whom we have many things to say, and hard to be uttered, seeing ye are dull of hearing. 12 For when for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which be the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat. Matthew 11:28-29 is a very common scripture that is used to preach to exhort soon-to-be converts. But there is something people miss in verse 29. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me In other words, take a portion of my burden, my baggage, my responsibility and learn from me. I am meek - humility in the midst of power & authority - and lowly - raw, circumstantial humility - in heart and you shall find rest for your souls. There are those who take up responsibility within local churches but learn nothing from Him, there are those who take no burden nor place nor responsibility anywhere but seek to learn from him (the first set may be filled with a certain level of understanding/knowledge but no wisdom and the second set may be filled with wisdom but lack understanding/knowledge to appropriate that wisdom. Strangely enough the second set are typically the most zealous and outspoken of the 2... )There are those who don't subscribe to any of the 2, (either learning from Him nor taking His yoke) and insist that they are Christians and children of God...... ![]() The Bible says that the Lord knows those who are His (2Timothy 2:19) so it not my place to judge anyone..... But I believe those who dedicate themselves to taking His yoke and learning from him, tend towards maturity and can hardly make this kind comment OP is blasting like this..... ![]() Hebrews 5:11 uses an expression "dull of hearing". What does this connote? When Jesus was leaving, he made a solemn promise, which some people fail to tap into. In John14:26 Jesus said 26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you. The bible declares boldly in several instances including Revelations 2:29, " He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit is saying......." My question? Have you seriously considered all this comment in your post in the place of prayer. Does the Spirit of God endorse/agree with this your line of commentary. Jesus Christ Himself said "I build my church....", there is but one church and that is the Church of Jesus Christ, the general assembly of the First born which are written in heaven (Heb 12-23). A local assembly of believers, under the banner of a ministry, lead by a man/woman with a passion which may be born out of a calling of God or a righteous desire is not the Whole church of Jesus Christ. And as such what goes there, is not an automatic reflection of what is happening in the whole body/Church of Jesus Christ, as seen or heard (either through visions, dreams or other forms of revelation) in the realms of the Spirit. You are not the first to make this kind of blunder. When Jezebel sought to kill the prophet elijah, he went before the presence of God in the mountains and sought to die, since - according to him - God has abandoned all the prophets and allowed jezebel/ahab to hold sway in sin and evil, and how they have killed all the prophets and he was the last one alive (1kings 19 from verse 11). But God corrected him and made him to understand that he was only one of 7,000 prophets who were still alive and hadn't succumbed to idol worship under Ahab/Jezebel. I can boldly say, based on personal bible study, that Elymas in the bible represents the perfect minister for the unflogged church based on your requirements, except that he sought to pervert the way of the Lord - for he was a sorcerer. But then again, only a man who knows the truth, knows when it is in danger of perversion. I do not believe that a church or local assembly is under "flogging" as you call it, in the absence of miracles, soulwinning and care for the homeless because I know that William Braham was not guilty of any of what you mentioned but still suffered a flogging. Why? Because of disobedience. Some of the things you mentioned may have nothing to do with what the Lord sent you as a ministry to do, the core focus of the ministry. I know an NGO whose focus is to teach karate to Women above 45years of age in some communities in the southern part of Africa and in kenya, why? Because the superstitious belief of the people is that the cure to STD's of all kind is sex with an old woman. Hence the culture of sexual harassment and rape towards old women is rampant. Along the line, they preach the Gospel. But what if another zealous person challenges them ( like some JW people sometimes do) and say fighting is ungodly/sinful, hence teaching old women to fight is wrong. Whose counsel are they expected to follow?! Are they expected to abandon what God told them to do to fulfill people's requirements of a sinless church/ministry or an "unflogged" church? Also your reference to the money changers isn't complete! Why? Because the money changers existed in the temple before the days of Jesus, when the land was very much ruled by Jewish kings. And there was nothing wrong with their presence in the temple. But what was wrong with their presence in the temple under the rule of the roman empire is clearly seen/elaborated in Matthew 21:12-13, Mark 11:17 and Luke 19:46....... Matthew21:12-13 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, 13 And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves. They were cheating the people and that's why Jesus called them thieves. Proverbs16:11 A just weight and balance are the Lord's: all the weights of the bag are his work. Leviticus 19:36 Just balances, just weights, a just ephah, and a just hin, shall ye have: I am the Lord your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt. Proverbs11:1 A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight. He called them thieves because they had turned money changing to business and were profiting heavily from it, and God had warned the people severally against usury and unethical business practices before the arrival of Jesus, so He drove them out without hesitation. As for adverts, in Bulletins? I grew up in a catholic home, though I eventually left the catholic church. In those days Bulletin used to be free, but at a time it was sold for 1kobo, then 50kobo, then 2 was sold for #5 - it was #2.50 as recent as 1996. I have no idea what it is right now, but I do know that church finances isnt what some people think it is. I once walked into a mega church where a friend of mine served as accountant within, the country and was impressed with its beauty. But by the time, me and my friend dey gist, the people that really keep that place going - financially in terms of running cost of diesel for generator, servicing AC, generator, renting chairs, decorations are not up to 8 ) in a church of over 2,000 persons. People that pay tithe consistently are not more than 150 and that includes the staff strength of 60 - deacons, pastors, cleaners, security guard etc and majority of the people are civil servants. So in whatever way any ministry chooses to source for revenue to maintain it operations - in my opinion oooh - is okay, as long as it doesnt contradict the purpose of which the ministry was raised nor the word of God nor bring/reduce the work of God already on ground to rubble . The reality of the Matter is that there are ministries that have become big and there are those that are not there yet, so church finance is a very difficult/tricky thing to navigate. What a ministry does in a bid to raise funds is a reflection of the attitude/kind of members they have. Thats why when I see churches laying charges on things like baptism, prayers or deliverance, I feel sorry for them, because it means that the congregation are not doing their role in the house of God and that Pastor may have given in to temptation. Nevertheless, there is a difference between between transfering cost and usury. If as a man of God, for example you are led to anoint water and make it available to your members in their private time, it shouldn't necessarily become a business venture in my own opinion, except he is Led to use it as a way of raising money by God (the bible is replete with examples). It could even be that a man of God or Pastor wants to make it available for all. But what happens when you cannot afford right away to make it available 100% free. In my opinion, a wise person/administrator will have to bottle the water after it has been prayed for and transfer the cost of such to people . Or seek for people who will partner with him to sponsor that project - this happens alot of times but carnal folks misread/interpret it most times as a pastor trying to steal. A ministry may decide to buy rollers and filters and package the water through the exact same process as bottled water (which is a good practice, if you are going to encourage them to drink it) some may decide to buy already bottled water and just pray on it, some may decide to even use water from water dispensers and just create bottles and fill them up. In the end, there is nothing wrong with selling such things in church. Its the way you go about it that matters. Nevertheless, my advise is to pray for Pastors because, all things are lawful but not all things may be expedient to them according to the call they have received |
sarahade:In that case, welcome to menopause..... ![]() |
Optionally:Impossible |
HungerBAD:Since when has this particular administration done anything that was in the interest of the welfare of the common man, that is besides the welfare of fulani/APC folks........ ![]() |
tiredoflife:I was going to give you something to think again but when I saw your moniker "tiredoflife"....... ![]() |
tiredoflife:Trust me "Still yet" is a Hall 3/4 thang, in UNIBEN year. If you know, you know. |
hipswrites:Manual or auto gear? |
The "Igbo Amaka" crew will soon appear....... ![]() Ooooh they are already here..... ![]() But seriously, upon all Buhari Media Centre did to rubbish her reputation, still yet she came out tops. While Buhari is seen as the scourge of the earth abroad. Can't keep a good woman down, no matter how many likes your disgusting comments against her on Nairaland or facebook generate..... ![]() |
Nbote:Somewhere licking whatever comes out from Lai Mohammed and Buhari's Anus....... ![]() |
BluntBoy:Oya as she did not want to wear the dress you nominated for her to wear, go and call INEC... ![]() |
lightblazingnow:It is you and people like you, who have no understanding and go about giving teachings that ministers more questions than answers. So your interpretation of Matthew 23:9 means that I have sinned if I call any man my father including my own biological father. Forgetting that the Lord Jesus was speaking strictly againts the actions of the pharisees in those days But you in your confusion forgot that even Jesus also referred to Abraham as Father Abraham...... You also failed to realise that the Word of God commends us to "Honour thy Father and thy mother". By interpretation, you suggests that our earthly fathers are not worthy of honour since we are to call no man upon the earth father.... Indomie generation |
blackpanda:But am aware Fayose's bailout money was delayed by the Federal government. He was the last state they paid and the excuse was that they didn't wnat him to use the money to rig local government elections so they paid it much much later after local government elections. The very day he was paid, it was published in T.V and print media and all over social media. The fact of the matter is that, given the circumstances he found himself, he tried.What he owes civil servants wasn't this bad, until FG/Fayemi started tampering with his alerts. The man has tried, Give him some accolades abeg........ |
malificent:Some people go still wear the jacket, still come back again come write re-siy exam...... |
vivypretty:Which kind she? Na bros be that........ ![]() |
15yrs experience? ![]() This one na internal vacancy naaah...... ![]() Which kind jobless, jobbing blogger be this wan.... ![]() |
bigsmoke2:I understand that 890k is asking but....... ![]() Bros, that figure is enough to put anybody is a fair condition 2003 used toyota camry, a sparkling 2001 toyota camry envelope/crystal light with small change remaining to buy fuel, change oil filter and to visit kada plaza. That's why bros halla...... You sef ma kuku know. Abi you sef dey do like chibuzor for berger whey dey sell registered benz 190 for 700k?? ![]() |
funlover1:You that are smart forgot that today is 14th of july...... ![]() Shoro niyen...... ![]() |
Kingsley1000:7000 vote bawo? How many people them wan accredit for polling unit...... ![]() Ogbeni this your soup no get salt rara.... |
GoTV:Ode..... ![]() |
I no know wetin NgeneNkwenu and passingshot see whey dem leave EkitiDecides 2018 come dey post tennis commentary, for inside ekiti live update..... ![]() @Johnnyessence.......abi na sign say them done tire for the direction whey the result dey go?..... ![]() |
Johnnyessence:Your results seem balanced, keep it up. But na INEC returning officers sure pass....... |
Born2Breed:Which wan be ikere, code 10 again? |
It seems even if PDP may win this election, it will be by a very very close shave...... Though they have lost in some ward with APC putting up a Spirited, Federal-backed fight, but lets not be too hasty to judge. The final arbiter is the Returning officer, not all these Assistant Party Agents on the internet. Let us hear the total and final count from the fellow, before johnnyessence and ngeneukwenu (whey no even dey ekiti sef) will come and give somebody cardiac arrest free of charge on Nairaland. |
Doneze:That is in Oye LGA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oye,_Ekiti |
AfonjaBoston:Bros no vex! I be wan confirm which bible you dey quote, whether na APC bible or Afonja bible me no know, or are you on BMC duty roaster for this week or na FHC - Fayose Haters Crew - make we still know now. Make we still follow you dey collect silent alert..... ![]() |
Indigbo:This ward where E dey for ekiti? ![]() Abi na inside wardrobe you dey see result ni........... ![]() |
AfonjaBoston:Hmmmmmmm.......which bible? ![]() Chapter what, verse what? ![]() Lie lie ekaette |
I dont understand? Are they rebanning the ban, or are they rebranding the ban nkwa? ![]() How many times them wan ban, this ban? The thing tire me oooh ![]() |
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buhariguy:Idiot......... ![]() |
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