₦airaland Forum

Nwodosis:
For an Edo man to foil robbery, God hand dey inside!

Taaaaa!! Wetin dat one mean?

John Ogah that foiled robbery last year for italy nko?

emeijeh:
That reminds me.... Where is that jobless BBQ guy?

Looking for a job in a place faraway from his own baby mama.......

Xioxing:
Change is tactical

Liar!! Change is technical.....

As in, we have technically defeated them all.......including ourselves....

Looks like a clown disguised as a teddy bear....

GoTV:
No matter how you people paint it, this child is a product of fornication and it's a sin against the Lord Jesus we serve. Jesus never forgives and forget

Jesus always forgives sinners..........

Always.

A whole vice-president of this country travelled from Abuja to Ondo state via Private Jet, drove to Iwo, in Osun state, on tax payers money, to go and launch a programme to empower 30,000 people with #10,000 so that they can start Agbo Jedi business.....


They are so bereft of ideas that anything launchable, they must come and launch it in person. If no be say Buhari never recover from China waka, na E for come launch am....


If not that these fellows have bastardized things, what is now the purpose of the local government or a local government chairman for crying out loud......

They converted all the local government to LCDA and coverted all the paraphernalia of their financial powers and then in the absence of ideas, they will carry local government chairman's manifesto, wait until election time and use it to do program/project and call the executives in Abuja to launch it.


Then somebody will now open his smelling dirty palms, stretch it, and use it to be typing rubbish on top bonus data, that APC is working, Bubari is working, Sai baba.....

Who did we offend in this world......


This same set of idiots will despise fayose when he comes out to help the needy and alleviate poverty by distribution of food items to people.

Nonsense and Ingredient.....

This one now and Stomach infrastructure which one is worse eh.....

So na Agbo jedi dey worry all these people, na E no make ogbeni see road pay complete salary for osun, rubbish.....

iWasNotHere:
What's wrong with Nairaland sef. Is this a News ?

Wetin come carry you come comment here?

You dey find news here, because your television no dey carry common NTA whey you for see news ba........

Sharpshooota:
Zombies are avoiding the thread

but why...........

sabenabeauty:
not Nigerian girls.

Most are just too serious, fiaaam

Thank God I'm humorous, in a way

like play, like play!! You don dey find assurance ba.............

fvck:
Pdp still haven't gotten a real candidate to challenge pmb,sentiments aside,pmb is not qualified for that position, or youths ain't you all tired of the Nigeria we are in,whether apc or dpd,let's unite and make Nigeria great again.

Have you considered The Senator David Mark.......?

seunmsg:
Lol. There are politicians that can leave a party and their defection will be hugely felt. Trust me, Shekarau is not one of them. I want him back in APC just for the purpose of banter and not because he has any real electoral value.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

Sen. Saraki, No electoral value. Tambuwal, no electoral value! Sen. Kwakwanso, no electoral value! Ortom, no electoral value! Atiku, no electoral value! Sen. Dino Melaye, no electoral value! Sen. Barnabas Gemade, no electoral value! Sen. Isa Misau no electoral value!.....................now Shekarau too, no electoral value!!

Make una continue, by the time Buhari eventually lose the elections. Na the same una, go still come outside dey repeat una new national anthem.................No Electoral value!!

QTEST007:
HE HAS BEEN TOO QUIET FOR LAST 3 YEARS, SO UNBECOMING OF SOMEONE WHO WAS NURSING A PRESIDENTIAL AMBITION.

I have been saying this thing since 2016, I once stumbled upon intel, that Mark was summoned to minna to a meeting to meet a clique of ex-generals, buddies and seniors from his hey days.

The purpose? Ask him to go and coordinate his constituency, if they are willing to have him contest 2019 presidential election , remain within the PDP no matter what and sharrap and stay quiet until nomination forms come out.

Very soon, you will hear that Baba Iyabo has returned to PDP. The moment, Mark wins the PDP ticket, Baba iyabo's return will be permanent....

Just watch and see.....

KDmafia:
v Nigerians with empty bragging FYI it will take Nigeria more than fifty years to get to the level of Thailand Today that is if we ever get there without splitting sef

You whey your bragging dey full (of which me no know wetin full am), oya tell us, which kind opportunities dey for migrants whey wan enter thailand go hustle, make we finally read the guage of your own bragging know wetin full am.....................

Of all places whey hustle wan carry your leg go na Thailand.......

fotadmowmend:
We neva finish 4k self

Which kind 4k? I just go price LED smart TV , just in case the Esusu level reach to buy am. Na e dey done release 8k, which kind wahala be this.......

lakefist:
Na only back u dey show for ur cars?

Thats the sign of man can die for on top of ukwu....

Hmmmm.....

See as dey wrestle with painment inside comment, just because Saraki and Co. visit Goodluck Jonathan.

Okay, lets leave it that...........dey deceive yourself. Na when Tinubu begin visit Jonathan, na that time I go begin answer you, no be now.

See as Ogbeni Rauf dress like Tinubu deputy house boy......

SolutionMee:
That's not shark

That's Rhincodon typus

That translates to whale shark................

uboma:
Beer sells more in the northern region of Nigeria.


Even Mynd44 cannot deny this....

My friend you are a late comer to this thread.....

Mynd44 has already denied it.....

Check page 2 for his denial. Still waiting for him to ban himself by himself in violation of Nairaland rule 8........

Mynd44:
98%?

Stop this sir.

Nigerians breweries makes 25 products and 7 of that representing 28% are non alcoholic.

That is without examines which sells more because Maltina, Amstel Malta and Fayrouz sells more that some of the alcoholic brands they make.

This is a Clear violation of Rule 8 of Nairaland....

So Maltina, Fayrouz (I cannot remember the last time I saw fayrouz for depot) and Amstel Malt sell pass Star and star lite, Gulder, Legend extra stout, hieneken, Goldberg?

Take am easy naaaa.......

Wait!!! No don't take it easy......

Oya ban yourself by yourself.......

Ikpewe:
THAT IS WHAT PIGS WANT TO HEAR

You that are a pig psychologist that know what pigs want to hear, what do you want to hear.....

chiommy123:
Honestly some lists need reevaluation. Guys should appreciate too. Its not easy answering someone else's name for life.

What is there to answer name......

If you think say E hard like that, then send me your email let me send you list for my "groom price". Lemme just be changing the name right away......

sarrki:
Ipobs are terrorist

And Sarrki is a terrorist detector.........On nairaland..

Naijaguy12345:
RIP Ras Kimono, if weed is allowed in heaven, enjoy some with FELA KUTI.

under pressure we wail under pressure
under pressure black people under pressure
under pressure Nigerians under pressure
under pressure Africans under pressure
No food in we belly
No money in ah we pocket
No bed we lay we head
the people dem are suffer
in ah ghetto, in ah city
everywhere dah me go oh
me see them, some are cry, some are die
some are weeping! some are wailing!
everywhere dah oh eh
under pressure we wail under pressure
under pressure everybody under pressure
under pressure black and white under pressure
under pressure Europeans under pressure....


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The man was a prophet. He created a Song for the wailers well before them born Buhari well to win election.............

No mind this idiot, na period whey E never see for this life dey worry am.......ode oshi

Error. This man is very very very very unsuitable for Presidency....

Minister of Labour or works is okay.... Abeg...

GOFRONT:


But where is NwaAamaikpe??

He went to go and return one Samsung galaxy s9 thay he said he "saw" on floor.....

He has not returned yet?

Love is a forgiver, plus after you cancelled the wedding, he is still a porn addict. If you love him, you will be concerned for him.

Love also covers a multitude of sins, for me to be reading this here, shows that you dont love him and have have no intention to build a home with him, together in love. What you want is a superman, a knight in shinning armour that will carry you.

And make sure you have nothing to worry about. That aint happening Sister.......

Congrats to the man who was kicked to the kerb, now you can truly open eye and seek for someone who will love you hog, warts and all...

I have just one question for all the sexy ladies in the house, that dress like this......

Leg no dey pain una?

See as she bend yansh go one side because of high heels whey she wear for leg. E remain small make she just fall for her face......

Then when waist pain and arthritis start their ministry for una body, una go dey point finger dey blame una village people, meanwhile all una village people don follow libya enter Europe, go find better thing........

Na waooooh.......

miceroms:
This is a wrong move. They will only understand things from a single perspective only. The world is embracing potpourri of knowledge and we shouldn’t be left behind to avoid victims of a single narrative.

Are you minding Doctors, they are much more interested I controlling the sector than actually seeing it make progress.

If you give them chance, they will tell you only a Medical Doctor is fit to be President, because only a doctor understands how to setuo policies that will save lives and the economy........

Shioooor.....