₦airaland Forum

Lol! Naija una baadd

Yes! And a Nigerian has won it before.

Sade Adu.

Amongst the Nigerian Artiste of today the only musician
I see who is cappable of getting a grammy is lagbaja.

Tubaba is yesterdays news.

Na today? The thing they happen every where.

Because they have change name does mean a new leaf for them.

They are still the same old wine, only this time in a new calabash.

Queenisha:
You need a better Church.
let me recommend Christ's Holiness Trinity Pentecostal tabernacle of Grace and Faith.

Whoa! That is the longest name I have heard. I'm sure by the

time i finish saying that, church service would be over.

I pull a sicky and stayed at home.

mohawkchic:
~Just wondering why Debenhams hasnt been included in the lists of High street stores!!

That would go in group of Department stores like,

John Lewis
Liberty
Selfriges
House  Of Fraser
Bentalls etc.

cul dalex:
this sounds incredible

peaple that are suposed to layed onthe ground and given a thorough beaten

still have their mouth to talk

Let them. Afterall when they say they have been

working we have seen no evidence of that had work.

Strike or no strike there is still no regular power supply.

In Nigeria UBA issues Credit Card. Below is a url to get to the page

http://www.ubagroup.com/products/atm.asp

Access Bank Issues Visa Credit card.

http://www.accessbankplc.com/lastminor.cfm?id=154

gabrywyl:
eiete,
Just kidding. Anyways, based on your picture, he should call you babe.

Aw! Thanks! That sounds better.

gabrywyl:
eiete,
hahah! Grandma?

hehehe! very funny.

why do Nigerian take things too far?

So if , God for bid; i get Hiv/Aid unknowing through blood tranfusion

it's my fault and i have no right to a future. What sin would they say I

have commited.

Where are all the human rights activites and lawyers in Nigeria?

Something has to be done if not,

morenike09:
@Post
am sorry but it's not normal. .
what if another girl was checking him out. . .and you tried to make her jealous my whispering sth in his ears. then all of a sudden he's like "Mom, you're funny". . .
hell no!

Imagine!

We're not yet hitched neither am i his babys' mamma and he's already calling me mom.

I wonder what he will call me next.  

amyg:
lol
lucky u if your guy notices u beside him to cal u a pet name.knowing fully well that nigerian men r not romantic and sentimental.but mine calls me that and am happy about that because he does it in public so am d first lady

Lol! Serious.  Mine der's not. How embarassing. 

What exactly is going down here?

Ah! he shouldn't start throwing it away like that.

He should start saving for a hefty divorce settlement

pay out to Coleen, or what ever her name is; when she

decides to quit the marriage,

nuzo:
Nigerians are hypocrites!!!!!!

Why do we  allow people like them to insult our intelligence?

What do the take us for? hiss, ,

Please help us to help you.

You are not making any sense.

Well if it's your first time flying, it's bound to be a little fighting.

As for your younger brother feeling chilling that is because

of the ventilation system on the plane, which makes the cabin feel cold;

and that can be resolved by asking for extra blankets.

But to help you calm & relax your nerves  before and during your flight
you should go visit your doctor or pharmacist and ask him or her
to prescribe you Avomine or any related medication for traveling  
sickness. That I think should do the trick.

lysaa:
buhoohoo, what are u guys trying to do here?

can't y'all see u are making this game boring?

Lol! Were you reading my mind or what? 

amber_ella:
Look, if this woman's child bothers you, then please do not marry her. Let her and her child find a man who will love and want them both.

Exactly!

The child is part of the package, so take it or leave it.

Freedom indeed is not free, it has to be paid for

And Who the SON sets free, is free indeed. John 8:36

Lol!

Am in stitches.

Still holding my belle. God! that was funny.

Out of all the military planes Nigeria has, you don't mean to tell

me they could not find one to use in flying this men to their

destination? They did not die in the battle field but in their

own country which they thought would be safer than the battle ground.

Though it grieves me to say this but Shame on Nigeria.

omoovie:
Abegi, gay people are the least of our problems! California has been full of gay people since the 1920s. There is an actual tribe in Papua New Guinea (around Australia I think) that has been have "unnatural friendships" aka gay guys for centuries. Homosexuality is not new in so many cultures around the globe. Naija get bigger issues to confront than that nonsense. If d next question na if na my family nko? Eh-hen and so? DHL d relation abroad where them go dey very free to do wetin them want focus on d issues wey dey face naija! Haba. all d way to California. Na this b our problem - deviation from the goal and lack of cohesion. Who cares if gay people can now marry? There are worse things - like "transgenders" around!

Are you baseing this on fact  beacause you have been there or hear say?

Lord have mercy.

Before you went and dipped your wick in oil

wey smell nice, did you consult us? You enjoy the whole,

thing lick mouth.  Now you dey cry come nairaland.

Bros na you make your bed, so kukuma go lie down on top of am.

@ poster

You are right when it comes to African Churches making a lot of noise.
And am saying this not to offend  anyone but i feel the truth has to be said.

We feel the nosier the better.

Volume control is not part of our vocabulary.

I was in Nigeria on holidays this Christmas and every time i went to church,
i had to take pain killers when i got home because during the church service i had
developed a headache from the loud noise.

When the choir was singing i had to go and stand at the back of the church because from where i was
seating it looked like the people on piano, the drums, the guitar and the base guitarist where all struggling
to be the loudest, yet they said they had a sound technician.

manmustwac:
Nairaland id Manmustwack
Country England
City London
County New Cross

County of New Cross? Thats new. I thought City of London was in Middlesex,

Nairaland ID: eiete
Country: England
City: London
County: Surrey
Town: Kingston Upon Thames

Could someone help me out with a cake recipe please.

The ones I tend to bake here taste different from the ones'

baked in nigeria. Come to think of it I miss tantalizers.