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Looks-wise mehn, I think it was the momsy that really saved them from the daddy

My God, who knows what this guy did, for him to recieve such treatment.
From getting unceremoniously dropped from the label without his consent, to having all his songs yanked off YouTube, and now this?

Could he have leaked the company's secret formula to their rivals?

Could he have been selling and conducting some secret illicit deals with other companies?

Cuz I don't know what one could do to get such a boot.

I love showing off my fully toned body wearing just my trunks.
It also makes me proud when I show off my full length of my you-know-what, completely bulging outta my trunks

I should be remembered for my expansive knowledge on sexual intercourse of the "out-of-the-ordinary" variety (cuckoldry, asphyxiation, bug-chasing, corpophilia, etc.)...

As well as my regular act of PrayingForTheseHoes.

What's next? A picture of a woman blinking?
West Imo (Orlu, Oru and Orsu) has lots of women riding bikes, as do numerous villages in Anambra.
Yawwwwwwn.

Double Post

I swear, I've seen it all on Nairaland. The depths of some people's shamelessness.

Na waa o.

Just because of common lightbulbs, and some seriously immature, primitive characters are already shouting in meaningless , myopic tribal supremacist chants and insults.

Common lightbulbs!

Jesus Christ.

There is definitely something spiritually wrong with the black man.

Farook Lawan, god-damnit!

Kenneth Okoli:

https://thenetng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Mr-Nigeria2.jpg

Man, the only time I ever touch the manual na when I don accidentally destroy the thing sef. And by that time it would be completely pointless.

Wanna know something else I don't read? A software's "End-User License Agreement" (EULA) before installation.

Omo, na just to scroll down and click "Agree" I dey do.

No time.

'ENZO!!!

The answer is LUCENZO! Nuff said!

Ummm... She reminds me of MUFASA from The Lion King!

Ishilove: I don't know what you are talking about.

Keep denying, e hear?

My vote goes to NAPTU

Ishilove totally has a crush on Naptu. Like seriously.
She can't even hide it anymore.

Sorry guys, but am I the only one totally confused on what that thread is supposed to mean or what purpose it's supposed to serve?

https://www.nairaland.com/1114121/nairaland-online-reality-family-show

I'm saying this cuz I just logged in to find the thread by TGirl4Real on the frontpage; and reading through it, I just can't seem to make any sense out of it.
It also doesn't seem to help matters that TGirl4Real is the only one allowed post, flooding the page with inane information I sincerely doubt any upright human being wants to know

I used to think the 'Diary' section was invented for a reason and not just for the heck of it... But keeping up with the what-what and the who-who?
I just...I just don't get it, brah

Maybe there's something I missed somewhere... But could anyone be kind enough to explain what purpose the thread serves? Honest question

Look at Semid4Lyfe crying about Renounce/Readme.eml!
Isn't Renounce one of the weakest and easiest virus files to remove? It can even be done without an AntiVirus by simply booting the computer in Safe Mode, searching and erasing all files with EML format in the volume, opening up regedit and eliminating the insignificant rookie virus.

What about BronTok (the one I suffered) that completely DISABLES your Regedit to even begin with?
Oh, but it doesn't stop there. Brontok (A) Norbet goes on to DISABLE and REMOVE your "Folder Options" function, CLONE every single file folder in your computer with an EXE look-alike (still with a folder icon), automatically opens a webpage that tells you to stop viewing pooorn (along with a dialog box that says, 'Anda Setuju?'), closes and restarts the computer whenever you try opening a DOS file, shuts down the computer if you dare type the keywords "antivirus" and "registry" in your browser search page!!!

Bros, leave talk mehn, BronTok is the WORST thing I've ever seen when it comes to viruses.

My vote goes to..... NAPTU!

Anambra got zero gold...

mekaboy: I FEAR FOR THE FUTURE OF NOLLYWOOD. ALL THE STARS ARE TURNING TO PRODUCERS, SOON NOBODY WILL ACT FOR ANYBODY. SECONDLY WE DONT HAVE NEW STARS COMING UP, THESE OUR STARS WONT CREATE OPPORTUNITIES FOR NEW TALENTS TO BE DISCOVERED.

NOW THAT THESE ELDERS HAVE DIED, THERE IS NOBODY TO REPLACE THEIR ROLES. RIP LEGENDS .

I have great faith in Desmond Elliot's production.
Secondly, don't you think it's a good thing these actors are moving to production?

And if care isn't taken, Ngozi Nwosu might just follow next year. But God forbid.

0lumide: EU IS BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S STOP BELIEVING THESE GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDAS, LET'S START QUESTIONING OUR GOVERNMENT THOROUGHLY

Just as the USA is 'broke' and highly indebted to the tune of trillions of dollars to China.

'Broke' is a purely subjective term.

Very creative! Also quite 'homely'.

Biko I don't like this.
Na im be say I go dey swallow people's farts without even knowing it, just cuz it's odorless.
I no like am chaa chaaa!

T.A. Orji partners with the Youths to provide 200 tricycles.

I typed my own post on this Hall of Fame/Shame thread, but my faulty browser network wiped the whole damned thing Now I'm too tired to type another one.

Wesley80: LTNC

TL;DR

Ummm... What did he lead?

[quote author=Red-Light]7 users 22 guest viewing this topic.... hmm that shows that people are no longer interested in this same old stale biafra vs the world, bakassi vs nigeria news anymore ...its boring now[/quote]No boss, it simply shows Nairaland has low traffic on Sundays.

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