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Even Spidey sef follow for Illuminati

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Even the first lady sef follow for Illuminati.
Check out her right hand:

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LOL, By the way, check out Romney doing something similar

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For God's sake, that is "I Love You" in sign language.
In the real Baphomet (Illuminati) sign, the THUMB is usually FOLDED with the other fingers, not exposed.

[quote author=Darkknight.Abj]the depths of your shallowness.

I have been taken notes and correction from people but you just took shallowness to a whole new level. [/quote]The height of your irresponsibility and overall stupiidity. Congratulations.

What part of my last post did you not get? You take your dumb racing show of shame on the SAME roads plied by innocent drivers and pedestrians and expect to recieve a standing ovation? Mehn, you're dumber than I thought!
In short, you're a standard MOORON!

Why not come together with your fellow stoners, raise some cash and develop a race track in the deserted city of Maiduguri? Atleast, that way, you and the other Need-For-Speed-Carbon wannabe-roleplayers and psychotic pieces of shiiit would pose less danger to humans and society.

Phucking jerk!

Reserved Plot 2

Reserved Plot 1

You go fear wannabes naa. Iletu Americana inferiority-complex-suffering losers trying to ape and emulate the Americans in everything they do.

Nollywood wasn't enough for these moorons, LAGBook still didn't do it; now they've proceeded to ripping off the Americans once again all in the name of 'street racing', forgetting of course that Abuja's roadwork is vastly 'pedestrian-centric' as opposed to the type in America, which sports different alternatives like railways thereby reducing dependence on the roads.

These worthless pieces of turd no go find better thing to do.

I used to have a friend-with-benefits in my Uni days. And if thee's one thing I've come to learn, it's that women find it really difficult to separate their emotions from sex.

This 'friend' of mine in question - We had our first encounter during a cousin's birthday party. I had just been out of a relationship and just wanted to play around a little. So, during the party, we had a few glasses too many, and 'a few things went down'.
We woke up the morning after, completely mortified, but quickly accepted it anyway, and admitted being PHYSICALLY attracted to each other.
We kept meeting up at different places for sex, and I felt she was cool with the status of things.

Things only started taking a turn for the disturbingly weird when she started calling me regularly, every day of the week. Sometimes she'd call 6 times a day saying the same thing, "Well... Juss wanted to check up on you and, umm, you know, see how you're doing."
She started paying me visits, not just for sex, but just to "spend some time".
She started getting all touchy-feely, always wanting to cuddle, hold my hand while walking, sit on my lap and stroke my beard, text my phone like crazy, etc.

Mehn, all a brotha wanted was pusssy, not this crap.

I eventually started seeing someone for a 'proper' relationship, and she got quite angry and confrontational.

Long story short, it ended with me feeling guilty and drained.

My God! This is atrocious!! Hawt? WTF!!!
I'm sorry, but she looks like a corn roaster from Isiukwuato L.G.A

The picture below is the true definition of hawt AND fierce!

Gentlemen, I give you Munachi Abii

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Patrick Utomi should grow a brain and come run for governor in his homestate Delta.
Or has he abandoned it? He wonders why he can barely scratch 1 percent in a presidential election when he doesn't give two shiits about his home.
Who go vote you kwanu? Abi you no sabi say governorship also follow for promo?
How do we rally behind you when you're more interested in rallying behind a ready-made state?

At the current state of things, Pat Utomi is a joker at best... A very bad joker.

[quote author=geez*]They are only rehearsing on how they will unleash their terror on your sorry asses. At the appropriate time, they will partner and we will turn them loose on you[/quote]Too bad they've been unable to rehearse for the Fulani marauders who have been humiliating them, slapping them senseless and banging their newlywed wives right in front of them in Ogun.

Or by 'rehearsals', do you mean 900 metre sprint to Benin Republic?

The Igbo man has left, and as expected, it's time for the ministry to retrogress back to its original rotten form.

BTW, I just looked. All the classroom doors are bulletproof! O boy, you go fear effizzy na

ujoatu: a man OKOROSHA takes 2yrs to complete a school with 304 still outstanding and we are applauding him, O MY JESUS

And what makes you think the schools are built one at a time? Some Nairalanders are really dumb sha, that's for sure.

I absolutely love how the classrooms wrap around the playground
That means you can keep an eye on the action from any part of the school you are. This also means the school authority can adequately monitor the younger students who might stray and get kidnapped/road-killed etc.

One of my guys was involved in the construction of the school.

If you guys are wowing at this, then just wait till you've seen the work going on in the state's third largest town, Orlu.

It's really impressive. Just hope IMSG doesn't run into a fiscal brickwall sha, that's my only worry

#ForeverSlaves

^ That is some pretty impressive rhyming.

Chinekemeeeee!! As a result of the heavy, merciless beating, the other guy for the middle don resemble XZIBIT by force!

My 20GB lasts me a maximum of 2 weeks.

*Sigh*... Blame it on the mojo.

Damn. I'm sure the the Fulani man had a good time tearing that pusssy up

97 percent of FUTO guys are actually nerdy virgins, though.

And the other 3 percent? Gay.

#TeamNaptu2

According to the Houston Chronicle, though, she'll be eligible for parole in 30 years if she maintains a good behaviour.

Sorry, but ths Monorail program looks and smells like a big fat white elephant!
Look around you. All over the world, Monorails are deeply loathed by municipals because they are EXPENSIVE, OVERBLOATED, and above all, USELESS!
A decent Lightrail system would have done the job for the Rivers transport situation.

You might want to read up on Las Vegas' near-fatal (financially) mistake with the Monorail system, and how it almost crippled that city.

Everybody hates the Monorail. And I should know - I'm an architect by profession, specializing on city development and modelling.

See as the one in red just pose like Schwarzenegger

Paul John: Hug transformer

Take banana

uihebom: Instead of Goodluck to use that $200million he gave them to send so many of them to film schools in America to study filming making some acting some visual effect school. He went and throw money @ hungry lions. Now the money is history. All nollywood actors thought they can come and destroy the music industry with their fake act. But all of them fell like a pack of cards. Some were able to save money for dis rainy day some were busy chasing girls. Now they are idle.

Bros, that thing na scam jor. No money was paid. I remember Clarion Chukwura talking about it on January and on how Goodluck failed to live up to his promise.

Growing up, I remember seeing promising studios like "Grand Touch Pictures" (notable for 'Danger Zone', 'Raging Storm', 'Silent Night', 'Blind Trust', 'Sakobi', 'Scores To Settle', 'Witches', 'The Contractors', 'Nightmare', 'Flashback', 'Deadly Proposal'), "Infinity Merchants" (notable for 'Igodo', 'Lost Kingdom', 'Evil Men'), "Nek Films" (notable for 'Living In Bondage', 'Glamour Girls', 'Circle of Doom', 'Died Wretched', 'Fugitive'), "Andy Best" (notable for 'Love Without Language', 'Backstab', 'Amadas') and many others.

Where did they all go?

Very good!
Government should build multi-decker parking lots though. Abi wetin una think?

Also, in 1998, the price of garri was 9 Naira per cup.
(1998 = 1 + 9 + 9 + 8 = 27 = 2 + 7 = 9)
Hmmm!