₦airaland Forum

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You're anioma Igbo for crying out loud - and your land is as barren as sahara desert..

Your part of delta state don't produce anything - and you guys are as parasitic as the Northerners.

The oil in Delta state belongs to the Itsekiris, Ilajes, and Ijaws - stop claiming what you don't have...

When I say unfortunate retaards like you should rather devote the time you spend on Nairaland (making idiiots of yourselves) into actually studying to make yourselves useful to your miserable lives, you should see it as an honest advice and not an insult, because judging from your laughably asinine post above (which suggests the obvious fact that you have yet to complete your secondary education), you're most likely destined to remain a sad dullard for the rest of your life.

Here it is, moroon. Wikipedia, made easy:

"Anioma is blessed with abundant oil deposits particularly in the Kwale, Ndokwa and other Anioma regions. Records also indicate that Oil was discovered in Ubulu-Uno and Ubulu-Uku in 1958 by Shell B P Petroleum Company two years after the first discovery was made in Oloibiri now in Bayelsa state but exploration of the oil was not carried out by the Federal Government. Anioma region is also rich in other mineral resources such as rubber."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anioma#Economic_prospects



Officially spanked thoroughly by facts. It's things like this that make me laugh at you idiiots when you begin to shout and cry about Literacy rates which show the SE and SS in the clear lead.
I guess idiiots like you live on fairytales and stereotypes equally passed down by your ignorant fathers, instead of actually researching for once in your lives.

Oh, and weren't you the mooroon who initially said the Ijaws had no oil, and that the oil was only in Itsekiri and Urhobo/Isoko land?. . . of course until facts emerged yet again to put your dumb, lying arse to shame

Pathetic

https://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/photos/2009/03/funny-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire.jpg

Olaolufred: But Niger Delta has a Ministry, even though their Governors were given 13% derivations.
If the federal gov. sees this as a solution, let them go ahead.
But the best solution to me is for Each of these regions become an independent Nations.
That is when we will know that North are also blessed. Oil makes most of us dulllards. because we can't think out of any other thing again.
I hope Niger Delta would not wait till the oil dry up.

The ministry of Niger-Delta was fraudulently created to pacify us over the CLEAR robbery going on with the oil in our land.

Do you, in all honesty justify the meagre 13 percent we get on the oil that is being extracted from our land and the severe environment degradation going on in the same place?

Even if 700 million ministries were to be created for us, they still would NEVER justify the clear cheating going.

Does the South West get 13 percent derivation on Cocoa?
Does the North get 13 percent derivation on their worthless groundnuts? Do we also get a share of their groundnut money as our "Commonwealth"? So why should our case be different?

Zamfara has gold. How many times have you seen us SS and SEners drag their "gold money"?

These worthless pieces of turd have created more states for themselves, created many other nonsensical LGAs for themselves, yet are STILL as broke and useless as a Zimbabwean cent!
They occupy 4/5 (80 percent) of Nigeria's land area (meaning more land for agriculture and livestock grazing) yet are still shameless enough to come drag bread with Niger Deltans?
It clearly shows they have no shame in their lives.

And as for Aregbesola, I wish a giant piano would fall on him for this IDIIOTIC statement.

Crap!

Dumbass thread.

"According to him, the ministry should be saddled with the responsibility of tackling widespread unemployment and poverty in the area."

Isn't that the job of THE FUCKIING DULLARDS THEY HAVE AS GOVERNORS?

What a dunce.

Bikonu my brothers like Bashr8, take am easy oooo! Ogoni supported Biafra.
Don't judge them because of Saro-Wiwa. Don't be like that.

I know a lot of them who took refuge in neighboring Imo State, particularly Mgbidi in Oru West LGA, Mgbirichi in Ohaji/Egbema LGA, the more tranquil and sparsely populated areas of the Orlu metro, and the lakeside regions of Oguta.

These people are suffering heavily, and I'm deeply disappointed at some of the insensitive comments I'm seeing here.

Wetwee nu obi. Oburo onye Ogoni obula bu onye iro.

You do realize there's a difference between Simplicity and Poor Hygiene, right?

You should rather compare Nairaland to OsunDefenders.
Comparing it to Facebook is an insult to mankind.
And why the hell did the poll end at one vote?
LOOOOOL!!! Looks like Seun quickly closed it down cuz he doesn't want his lack of creativity being blown out in the open

My hope lies with my community and my blood brothers on the other side of the Niger.

"We have 13 percent derivation, seven different programmes, pandering to them!"

This guy is clearly a hopeless greedy bastaard. By right, should we only be getting 13 percent?

This is one of the many reasons I despise Northerners with all my heart.

I'm delighted to see the North has totally crumbled and fallen on its knees.
When these pigs were looting the Onitsha market and declaring 'abandoned property', they didn't remember, shebi?
When the same animals were allocating oil blocs to themselves, they didn't remember we were 'brothers', did they?

Sorry, Shettima, but we are not and will never be one. I come from a clan (and ethnic group) that believes in self-reliance, self-determination and self-accomplishment, and all these, as you can clearly see, are qualities and ideals you and your backward race of camel-rapiing vultures will never have.

Let the suffering continue. You all brought it upon yourselves, after all.

The same Mugabe who's been killing Ndebele people in what appears to be a deliberate ethnic cleansing exercise?

I swear, you guys just won't let this thread rest. Shoooo? E don do naa!

Harbioollah: I was Discussing with my departmental colleague,Sandra(not real name). She is a girl i have always admired and wanted to ask out. So in one of my cunny ways,i asked her who is her Mr Right. This was her Definition

1. He must have at least 2 cars,one of which will be mine during my final year
2. He must have been financially stable before i finish school
3. He must own a house cos i dnt want any landlord problem and th house must be tastefully furnished
4. He should either be a Doctor,Lawyer or Banker.(when my course na Microbiology)
5. He must be taller than me and i dont care if he is handsome or not
6. He must not be stingy and should give me whatever i want without hesitation


GOLD DIGGER

I simply Told her she'll remain a Spinster forever.

Waiting for other girls definition of Mr Right

No be only spinster sef! That olodo girl go remain for house sottayyyy her papa go begin dey charge am house rent

O'luwole

O-Sale

Choi! Verbal beat-down!

Awesome job!

My dear governor Uduaghan, you see your mate?

Jehovah mo!!!

So, it's agreed then? Imo is the undisputed number 1 for the 10th year running.

But I've still maintained that all these parties PDP, ACN, CPC, ANPP, LP, APGA, DPP, are all the same.
You can't keep riding on Fashola's back to tell your people your party presents a "whole new experience" when it's obviously false. Because the same way ACN has its "good guys", Fashola and Oshiomole, is the same way PDP has it's own good guys (infact, even more in number) Amaechi, Chime, Akpabio, Sule Lamido.

So, anyone even trying to cook up the fairytale that ACN is a party of angels, clearly needs to go take his/her medication.

From the guy building the multi-billion naira liaison office in Lagos while Ekiti is in severe financial deepshit, to the other one demolishing structures out of personal political beef, to this guy and his 300 million naira 15 kilowatt corn-grinding machine?

Can you tell me any difference between these guys and the PDP you so much villify?

And don't even get me staryed on their guys in the legislative arm. Abi una mean to tell me say una no dey see all the nonsensical bills being signed by the criminals at the senate? From the perks to the brand new SUVS, how many has the so-called progressive ACN objected against?

Na people dey deceive themselves

I guess this is what we call "O-PROPAGA"

Like, will you guys let this go already? This issue's been overflogged for crying out loud, and now I'm super-bored! WTF!!?

Osawaru Daniel Osula: Twas A set up Jor.... The Day before The contest Muna tweeted "I would be Playing Angry Bird at the nokia contest tomorrow.hehehe" u can view her tweets to find out...buh that doesn't mean she got the best attitude though, at the Benin Regional Qualifiers where Mr Biggsplash (a Benin City based Rapper) was Judging;Biggsplash was Judging an artist that just perfomed and was like "if I had a gun to my head I would still pick you..."He was still talking when the Aproko Muna wey be ordinary presenter just shout from stage say make him pass the mic jare ...who would put a gun to ur head sef? :oTwas A set up Jor.... The Day before The contest Muna tweeted "I would be Playing Angry Bird at the nokia contest tomorrow.hehehe" u can view her tweets to find out...buh that doesn't mean she got the best attitude though, at the Benin Regional Qualifiers where Mr Biggsplash (a Benin City based Rapper) was Judging;Biggsplash was Judging an artist that just perfomed and was like "if I had a gun to my head I would still pick you..."He was still talking when the Aproko Muna wey be ordinary presenter just shout from stage say make him pass the mic jare ...who would put a gun to ur head sef?

Oga, Angry Birds is a game oh. I even have it installed in my iPhone. I think you totally misunderstood her on that one.

Whoa guys! I'm coming back to this thread to see people have taken this issue to a whole new level.

What Muna did may be wrong and unprofessional, but I don't subscribe to raining such hateful insults on her.

How exactly did this degenerate to the point of accusing her of sleeping around, as well as making crude references to her genitilia? Jeeeez, it hasn't gotten to that o!

Please, remember that as much as we may say on the issue, it is still between both parties, and is left to them to settle maturedly.

No come carry another person matter for your head oh. Remember she's still human, and a beautiful, talented rising star for that matter.
Sinking to such depths by calling her nasty things is taking it a wee bit too far.

Chill out..

Ol' boy, see yawa o.

Ol' boy, una no get handwork o.

Ola one: Gbawe will inform us why Fashola is about to reverse that.

Onlytruth will inform us that most of the products come from the East.


Sagamite will surely find a cretin in there. E.g. a politician or an oil mogul

Dede1 will most definitely give us another splendid reason why we should push for the immediate dissolution of the cesspit

GHOSTFREAK!!!