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2.01E+20 MY FIANCEE MARRIED MAN Ur pastor. Wen did u started liein smart?

GBAGAUN!!! OH MY GAWD!
Please, dump her stupiid arse very quickly, not for the fact that she's cheating, but for this nuclear GBAGAUN!

All in all sha, this is creativity channeled wrongly.

Next thing wey we go see now na "Marijuana Meat-Pie".

WHAT!!? Creamy Cocaine!!!?
LMAOOOOO! Naija no dey carry last oOOo!!

Bloody extremist and career loser!

From the way things are going, I can't wait for "52 Iweka Road State"

^ LMAO! Beaf, you don craze finish!!

Gbawe, you haven't answered my question.
You there?

[quote author=tpia@]why would ndu chucks be considered a yoruba man by anybody, when his name is igbo and he speaks igbo fluently here? [/quote]Really? What part? The Ndu (like Ndume) or the Chucks?

Aaaaahhhh, another lovely legacy of the "honest man" Buhari.
I dey laugh.

purefella: MAN OR WOMAN OO!!!?? BECAUSE YOU IGBO PEOPLE TOO DEY WOWO WEY BE SAY SOME WOMEN TOO DEY RESEMBLE MEN

You mean like Iyabo Obasanjo? Hmmm... Cool, cool.

Wait, that's woman? OH MY DAYS!!!

Ermm, congratulations all the same, ma'am

Do reply.

Gbawe: Where are all these O-bitches and O-haters now?

O-Funkymallam
O-Felifeli
O-Beaf
O-Rad1cal
O-wesley80
O-Salakobaba
O-lateef4me
O-Salaksmana
O-Ejine
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O-Chima12
O-Alusi Okija
O-Ngodigha
O-Geniro
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O-Porka
O-Okija juju
O-Awhy.com
O-warrior01

I need you to clear me up on something, Gbawe:

Did you just call me... a b|tch?

Congratulations, bro

Haa! Ekwy Nwa, I see ya!

Torch1: @Ejiné
Nwanne, i just saw a reference u provided about Ozubulu(Ozobulu), Oraifite, Onitsha etc migrating from the present Anioma to Anambra state.
I onced asked my elders the history of Ozubulu(my town) and they told me that our ancestors migrated from Ubulu Ukwu in Delta state to the present Ozubulu in Ekwusigo L.G.A.
I don't know whether it is true or just a myth but they said that Ubulu gave his son the name Ozo-dimekwu, when Ozodumekwu grew up, he learnt about the legendry of his father(Ubulu)and to honour him, he decided to evolve a new name for his group. This name was Ozo-Ubulu, a name carefully coined out from his name and that of the father. There was an internal strife which culminated in Ubulu-Ukwu group by virtue of thier large number making the Ozo-ubulu group uncomfortable. The Ozoubulu group then decided to find an alternative place and to leave the original home Ubulu-ukwu.
Back to topic..
I think O'gbeni Aregbe is just making an O'lodo suggestion.

Yes, I've heard the same thing. Not just Onitsha - some say Oguta, too. But me no be "Onye akuko ifo onwa" LOL - It's just a myth.

shymmex: [/s]

The same rants, with no substance.. You remind me of grandpa, Dede1.

Atleast, grandpa sticks to the same topic and rhetoric everyday. I respect him;his Biafra pipe dreams; and revisionism for that..

Communication 101: always be precise and clear when you're trying pass a message across, silly rants don't cut it for me.

Clearly, the little boy has run out of ideas or diss words to support his empty miserable argument, that he's now talking about Victoria Island, Lekki, Dede1 and Biafra (like it has anything to do with the subject matter) while at the same time talking about Communication 101 and how people should learn to be precise and clear (never mind the idiiot's tautology goof).
Can you now see the shameless hypocrite and empty-headed buffoon you are?

You ran from talking about Ndokwa having no oil, to posting links to a useless Delta IDP page, to claiming Ndokwa ain't Anioma no more, to claiming Ejine is Aniocha, and then to talking about Communication 101. How can you come to lecture anyone on communication 101 when it's clear you're a crack-dullard who knows absolutely nothing about Gerography but feels obliged to air his worthless opinions?

From your miserable errors and weak-arse comebacks, it's very evident you exhausted your last piece of grey matter a long time ago.

Abegii, I've had more rewarding conversations with intelligent peeps on Nairaland. And a shameless clueless coward like you who resorts to pedantic trivialities, sure doesn't make the cut.

Try again.

I see the masochistic dunce is back for another round of merciless battering to expose his failure at Geography. Love it!

shymmex: I'm back, yo!!!

This fool called Ejine Ajene is ANIOCHA, and they produce no oil.... Ndokwa produces negligible oil by the way, so they're basically still parasitic people....

Only the Itsekiris, Ilajes, and Ijaws in Delta state can lay claim to the oil wealth there...

PS: My hometown spreads from Victoria Island, Lekki, Ajah, Epe, to Ikorodu - that's the richest and most expensive region in Nigeria.. And with our tar sand - and offshore oil, we'll dominate Nigeria..

So, don't equate me with other parasites!!

All I'm clamouring for is the spread of Nigeria's wealth - we can't neglect the masses of Northern Nigeria - because of the sins of their elites... As long as Nigeria is still one - they're our brothers..

What happened to being your brother's keeper, huh

One Nigeria!!

LMFAO! The vanquished idiiot is now running from pillar to post in defense of himself and his shameless goof!

So, wait, Ndokwa now produces oil all of a sudden? You see how stupiid you are? What happened? Your fake Delta IDP page ain't reliable no more?
When I tell mooroons like you to go get yourselves some decent education, you get offended. Yet your glaring idiiocy can't help showing itself. I'll just laugh you off anyway, since, from the pages of this very thread, you've been exposed well enough.

As for your retaarded statement on my humble self Ejine not being from Ndokwa anymore? The burden of proof is on you, mooroon, so get to work by proving it or remain a dunce for the rest of your miserable life.

Also, reading through the pages of this thread, I don't remember asking you about what coastal slum you come from or the nature of the sand you have there. So kindly stop scampering from pillar to post (trying to boost your low self esteem) by telling me crap I never asked you for.

I'm waiting for your idiiotic reply
Fagggot

Olaolufred: No, I am not blind. The very reason I can read and respond to your comments.

Ndokwa is one of the Local Govt under Anioma ethnic minority.
It means some communities has oil there. However tell me if the oil is on your immediate family land.
If yes, begin to ask your Governor to give your family 100% control of the oil.
But note that you can't inherit already developed well. You will develop yours.
However, If it just in your LGA and your community, but not on your father's land, IT IS NOT "OURS" as you used to claim,
IT IS "THEIRS". I know you are sane, so I respect your sanity. However, prove it by logic and sense.

This is where you miss it badly, because in our piece of ancestral land, we've long been "excused", and the area itself (as well as many others there) have been marked as "strategic reserve" for reasons best known to them (I'm sure you know what I mean). Or did you think I was just making empty claims? That entire belt, down to the one that stretches to Oguta LGA in Imo, has been marked as "strategic oil reserve", without development.
And which 'developed' oil wells you dey sing about? The one wey dem don develop for dream abi na the one wey you develop?
Ol' boy no come dull yourself here oh

[quote author=Yeske!]Ok now i know the problem, some guys who failed geography in school are claimingto know the SS more than the indigenes. I guess shymmex and co are actually mistaking Aniocha for Anioma. Anioma consists of Aniocha, Ndokwa, Ika and Oshimili.
@Ejiné, sheath your sword abeg.[/quote]Are you minding the idiiot?

shymmex: [s][/s]

I don't care about the PROPOSED Anioma state...

What do you guys produce now, is the topic at hand..

If you can't answer that - phuck off and stop laying claims to other people's property (OPP).

Arse whopping, I'm out!!

LOOOOL! So now you don't care about the proposed Anioma State or its indigenes, but a few seconds ago, was busy Googling garbage links on Anioma to support his idiiotic goof in reasoning? You even went as far as posting links to a moribund Delta IDP site to support your stupiidity, while trying to put down Wikipedia as an unreliable source of information?

Are you not an idiiot? From the start of the thread, you initially claimed my region produced nothing, only to start scampering for safety when your arse was exposed as a bloody liar.
Are you not a hypocrite? You claim Igbos are trying to take other people's property, yet foolishly open nonsensical threads talking about how you're taking the Itsekiris, Urhobos, Isokos and the rest of them? How shameless and sad can you be?

Now that all your tired tricks have crumbled on their knees, you're off with your stupiid arse to beat another retreat.

And yet again, you're the same miserable idiiot who'll go opening another sad thread talking about One Nigeria, like we don't already know how stupiid you are. keep switching IDs out of your own cowardice.
The pleasure's all mine

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shymmex: Ejine

When did Anioma become UKWUANI and Ndoni?? You're a freaking liar!!

You have always claimed Anioma on NL, clown!!!

^^^^ That's from the Ndokwa website!!!

Your arse has been busted today, faggit.

Choi! It's official - You're the classic DUMBASS of Nairaland! LMAO!!
I bet you're so dumb you don't even know how the "Anioma name was coined! How stupiid you are

A small Ika population can be found in neighboring Edo State specifically in Igbanke, Oza and Ekpon. The term Anioma means 'Good Land' in Igbo and is also an acronym derived from the four original local governments i.e. (A) for Aniocha, (N) for Ndokwa, (I) for Ika, (O) for Oshimili, M and A are common denominators found in the four original local governments. The coinage was made by the founding father, Chief Dennis Osadebay in 1951 and has since remained the preferred indigenous name by which the people collectively refer to themselves. Thus, A-N-I-O-M-A. Sentimentally, there are also Anioma people in Anambra State i.e. Onitsha, Ogbaru, Akwukwu Obosi, Ozobulu, Ogidi, Oraifite. Some are in Imo State i.e. Oguta, Rivers State i.e. Ndoni, Ogba. Anioma people who had one destiny prior to the coming of the Europeans were balkanized after they lost the Ekumeku War of resistance against the British imperialism in 1914 after 31 years of fighting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anioma_people

Busted by his own stupiidity!!
I warned you not to make a fool of your fagggot arse on issues you clearly don't understand, but alas, here you are - turned into the butt of jokes in Nairaland

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shymmex: [size=14pt]EJINE

Seriously, I don't care about the junk and rants you're posting. Just answer the question below.. And I could care less about Anioma state - my state (Lagos) is the richest in Nigeria, and will continue to be till the end of time. [/size]



[size=14pt]^^^^ I'm still waiting for you to show me Anioma land in the LGAs bolded above... Don't run now, boy - and please, NO RANTS, and blowing your own trumpet... Keep it precise!![/size]

Choi!
The clown has now resorted to writing in bold text since he has nothing else to offer.

If you weren't the hopelessly blind idiiot I'd always known you to be, you would've seen my reply which already dealt with your tired retort. But now, you've taken the cliche monotonous path. Pitiful!

Proposed Anioma State Richer Than Thirty Two States In Nigeria Including Abuja

"The Anioma region contributed so much finance from oil to the defunct Bendel State but they relocated to Delta State in 1991 with nothing"
Continue reading: http://www.umuanioma.com/emeka-esogbue-/proposed-anioma-state-richer-than-thirty-two-states-in-nigeria-including-abuja

I also followed the Delta IDP site you posted, only to discover it isn't even the Delta site belonging to the state government, but a random private site developed by Pimama

Yet, you tried to fault my usage of Wiki? How sad and stupid can you be?
The joke is officially on you, fool!

shymmex: ^^^Show me Anioma land in the LGAs listed above in bold. If you can't, STFU!!!!!!

I don't care if your tribe lives in SE - the question is: are you guys part of the oil producing areas?? If NO, STFU!!!!

Now, that your stupiidity has been put in check by my post, I implore to post the clear stats that support your idiiotic claim to the percentage figures in Delta.

Post those clear LGAs, as well as the amount of oil they produce. Because on failing to do this, my dumb idiiot friend, you'll be setting up your arse for another round of whooping.

Olaolufred: Thanks for taking time to make Ejine reason.
Wikipedia says Anioma has oil in Ubulu-Uku etal.
Has the oil been usefull to Nigeria for now?
If yes, Is it on your father's plot?
If yes Congratulation. Delta state has every reason to leave your family to develop the well on their own.
Or you go into partnership with any company into exploration.
If the oil in Anioma is not yet been useful to Nigeria, The Ejine and family remains a parasite like the man from Kaura Namoda. If the well is not on your family land, then you better stop saying "OUR". You are already a theif by saying such.

Bros, are you blind or do you just choose to be?
Oil is found right in Ndokwa (my very own hometown), as when as Kwale and the other towns within its periphery. Read again and reply

You guys are truly funny!

LMFAO! The dullard is still kicking with his stupiidity, trying to justify his ignorance. Just the way I like it. I'mma take you to the cleaners in slow motion, because you've just committed another goof.

shymmex: This guy is beyond stooopid and retarded!!! Referencing wikipedia shows how stupid and unintelligent you're...

Oh really? Wikipedia isn't a reliable source of information only when it suits your idiiocy? Then what is? OsunDefender? My dear, I have many other sources (Which I'm going to post here) to verify my points, but we'll start with Wikipedia since I've seen many other people like you cite it.
Your new spin to say Wikipedia isn't a source of reliable info not only shows your bare-faced hypocrisy, but your desperation to scurry out of the shame you've been dealt by reality

N/B: I never said Ijaw don't produce any oil in Delta - I said: "They only contribute 5% of the oil wealth!"

Sorry, but I remember reading you clearly insinuate that their contribution to the wealth of Delta was totally negligible. And even at that, your moronic comment on their 5% is still completely wrong, since that's another bare-faced lie from the ignoramus who is so quick to dabble in Delta affairs when he knows next to nothing about the place.

That is from the Delta state website, and it speaks for itself... Show me anywhere in the oil producing LGAs - that is Anioma land... You guys are known for chest-beating and lying about everything, it's typical anyways smh.

Here's mine, foool. Let's munch on this one as an appetizer:

Proposed Anioma State Richer Than Thirty-Two States In Nigeria Including Abuja:

"The Anioma region contributed so much finance from oil to the defunct Bendel State but they relocated to Delta State in 1991 with nothing".
Continue reading: http://www.umuanioma.com/emeka-esogbue-/proposed-anioma-state-richer-than-thirty-two-states-in-nigeria-including-abuja

That's the first one with more to come.
You see, the thing about you nutless morroons, is that you're so shameless and stupiid enough to go rewriting facts, thinking we won't find out.
If it isn't from posting garbage stats on GoogleDocs, it's claiming "Igbo people no dey go school again".
But sadly for you, I'm here to check your stupiidity and ignorance.
Ngwa, come and post

Lookie! The Nairaland pig just oinked once again, coming back to save face after he's been thoroughly humiliated on his ignorance.
Don't worry Shymmex, I get am for time today, and I'm just in the mood to rip you to pieces on your own stupiidity:

shymmex: ^^^That's the topic for discourse.
Then your friend posted the rant above. His use "us", "our oil", and "our land" is crass, and utter tosh.. As far as I'm concerned, he has no RIGHT whatsoever to talk about a commodity that don't belong to his "people", nor exploited from his "hometown" as 'our' or 'us'. If he can lay claim to the oil resources in Delta state - then, the average Northerner should also be able to do so. The last time I checked, Anioma land is not listed as an oil producing area in Delta state...

Did you read the link or, just as Yeske already described you, you're a hopelessly dumb mooroon who can't comprehend a single statement, or abi you don suddenly develop glaucoma? You can choose to fool yourself all you want, but the joke will forever remain on you.

To burst your bubble, Anioma IS listed as an oil producing region and my very own hometown of Ndokwa is an oil-rich town, I am deeply sorry to disappoint you.

So that's 2 fails in one paragraph

Itsekiri land produces 80% of the delta oil wealth; the Ilaje land produces 15%; and Ijaw land produces 5%... If anyone can lay claim to the oil being theirs, it should be someone from the oil producing area... I don't know what his rant is about - when it's clear that his region in Delta state is as parasitic (even more) as all other non-oil producing parts of Nigeria..

When you know idiiots have run out of ideas to support their worthless and hollow arguments, is when they begin to term the words of their adversaries as rants.
Let me ask you, my dumb idiiot of a friend - could you be kind enough to present those facts to support your useless dumb stats on Itsekiri producing 80% or the rest of that garbage? Because, trust me, even my fellow Deltans like Beaf and DaLover would laugh you to scorn

And he needs to stop putting SS and SE in the same sentence - they're obviously two different regions, with different people...

Sorry, as an SS person myself (with Igbo as my ethnicity), I stand bold to tell you that my portion of the South-South is definitely at ONE with the South-East.
You should rather have some mercy on your limited intelligence by staying out of discussions on the Niger-Delta, because it appears that region is way above your league.
Do your sorry self a favor and desist from meddling, because you make a big fool of yourself each time you do.

Humble advice

Since Nigeria is still a country - I believe the North also deserves a ministry, likewise all the regions in Nigeria. If not, Ministry of Nigerdelta MUST GO!!

Atleast, for once, you're actually making sense. Personally, the Niger-Delta Ministry has never been beneficial to us, but has only been engaged in one corrupt practice or another.
Oh. . . You thought it would spite us, didn't you?

Abeg, Ministry of Niger-Delta must GO!
And our 50% derivation must COME! Shikena!

Delafruita: we have ministry of nigerdelta and NDDC,shuld we scrap dem since dose state hav guvnors?

Precisely! Scrap them and accord us our rightful 50% derivation on oil, and trust me, we won't miss the nonsensical ministry.

[quote author=Yeske!]@ejiné, are you supposed to entertain that mor0n who can read but can't comprehend?[/quote]Mehn, my broda, I just do it for fun when I'm bored sha
Couldn't hurt nobody

So, Shymmex, you see how dumb and ignorant you are?
Hope you enjoyed the regular merciless slapping your arse just got dealt.

Please, if you any other idiiotic thing to post to support you shallow statement, please be kind enough to post 'em.

I'll be waiting for your stupiid arse

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