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saxywale: because he ran berserk on the ilaje thread.

Really? I didn't read the thread... It was too long.

But did he attack any tribe(s)?

I think PDP rigged this show using Microsoft Excel
(Re: Buhari)

But could someone be kind enough to explain how Miss Imo didn't make it to the finals?
Quite weird, beauty shows.

Naturally, my support goes to the girls with the biggest booobs. I nor send o

Coldfeet: Ndi igbo kashie nu obi! Mgbe ozor oga bu nke anyi.

Una don carry ethnic talk come again? What is all this?

Haaaaaai! Congratulations to Miss Cross River ooooo! I actually thought they were going to give it to Miss Imo, seeing as she fine no be small.
To be honest, me no understand how this show dey work, but all the same... Congratulations to the finalists!

But I gotta say, that Miss Cross River girl is quite a looker. Hmmmm... I like I like.

kemesty: o can't wait to hear the winner's name.

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It's gonna be Miss Abuja. Very predictable.

Why the hell is Okafor Christabel (Miss Osun) still in the race? I just checked out her picture at the traditional attire thread; and looking at her fingers, that girl na Grade A bleaching cream material!

Miss Imo is out? Tha hell did that happen?

E be like say im BIS subscription don finish for now, but I know he'll be back soon.

So, you guys are saying this is propaganda?

So, there's "O'YES", there's "O'REAP", and now there's O'Meal?

O'Wow.

Dayum! You mean in the North, once my wife's TIDDAYZ sag & the nyash cellulite sets in, all I have to is scream "I divorce you, woman!!" and I'm free to go window-shopping for some new bootay? THIS' THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!

I choose option 4: "Pray they come out and confess".

I wonder what post would be better suited for a man like him though.

Probably 'Special Adviser on Stroke-related Matters'.

So, does this mean we'll be having another Lagos parade of planks and broken bottles?

chucky234: SECONDED

LOL okay Oga Chucky. Feel free to believe what you want.

I couldn't be bothered, really.
Because people can (and will, for that matter) choose what they want to believe, as a way of shaping their views on experiences in correspondence with their sentiments.
That's basic human mentality.

But that's by the way.

All I'm waiting for right now is someone else to take me on my comments.
I feel like writing some epistles this night

shymmex: ^^^I don't know why people choose to argue to that troll up there - he's the male version of kobojunkie. I don't care if you don't plan to live in Lagos - we the indigenes have had enough already, you might as well use your family's "minted" money - to grab the rest of your kins in Lagos back to your village.

The inconsquential ramblings of a vanquished tribalist.

Next!

Katsumoto: Yes, you are the epitome of intelligence. The Internet provides anonymity to all; the key word there being anonymity. How does stating that you are minted in an anonymous forum prove that the number of hours you have spent on the thread is not down to plain old bad belle? My initial response to you had little to do with your comments on the thread several hours ago but more to do with the fact that you were boasting about your wealth when it has nothing to do with the thread. The fact is that you took interest in the thread and trying to use your perceived personal situation as a defensive manoeuvre won't cut it.

Anyone sitting in an Internet cafe browsing for free can claim to be Dangote.

I have made my point.

Sorry, you have not made a single point. Instead, all you've done is prove exactly how insecure you are, talking about "bad belle". Bad belle for what exactly? Bad belle over a place that neither made me or any member of my family?
Bad belle over a place that contributed zilch to what we are today?

Keep puching the air all in the name of fighting ghosts and "bad belle people", but the fact remains, whether you feel panged about it or not, that Lagos means fuckall to me, my profession, my family or my future.

Oh, and it means nothing to me whether you believe my statements regarding my status or not, as I had no Katsumoto in mind when I was typing the post. The post itself, wasn't even addressed to you, so what you believe (just like Lagos) still means fuckall to me.

If e dey pain you, abeg locate the nearest brickwall in your vicinity and ram your head right through it

Thank you
I'm glad we had this talk

alj harem: You have to admit this is the daf.test statement of all times !!!

Eyaaaah! You didn't see it coming, did you? Foools like you don quench today, because you thought I was among those jobless enough to be dragging over Lagos, shebi?

Just needed to put that cold fact out there, because Lagos did not make us the money we have today.
Lagos does not contribute shiit to my life, and clearly never will.

But you're a jobless idiiot who does nothing else but hang around Nairaland all day, dragging cities no upright person would really give a shiiit about in the long haul, so clap for yourself, retarrd

Katsumoto: Lagos means fc.uk all to you, yet you have been commenting on this thread rather passionately for the past 9 hours.

Yes we believe you, you are minted.

Now I know you're not too bright afterall.
Please, read my very first arguments on this thread, analyze and digest and them properly, and come back to reply, instead of giving me this childish knee-jerk "right back atcha!" kinda post.

And yes, it means fuckall to us, as far my family's success is concerned, as Lagos did not make us who we are, contrary to what many ne'er-do-wells in here initially thought.

And need I remind you this is an internet forum? And what drives forums? That's right - opinions. So, whether you like it or not, I'm going to keep posting my opinions on why Lagos is better off today than it was in 1910, but trust me, that does not mean we rely on it for anything in our lives.
Surely, if you had any trace of intelligence in you, you would have been able to comprehend that before replying in the first place.

PhysicsQED: 1. You don't know me, don't know my background, didn't bother to ask what motivated my earlier comments, and don't even seem to understand my comments, and yet you've managed to go on not one, but two idiotic rants in a row. Clap for yourself.

2. I have no intention of residing in Lagos at any time in the future so you don't need to worry about the moisture of my throat, my dreams, my kith and kin, my sardines, my cans, my cans of sardines, my mouth, my eternal home, my d1ck, or my brain. I appreciate your concern and interest, but all this whining, screaming and crying against me is misguided. I don't think our paths will ever cross since I tend not to mingle with riff-raff.

Same here!
Thank you!

I find it laughable when so many underachievers and ne'er-do-wells, who now rely on Lagos as their bread and butter, foolishly think the case is the same for everybody else.
And I'm not one to brag about my family's wealth, but this once, I'll state it bluntly - We are minted... Extremely! And I say it with pride - the family wealth even spills over to Benin City, Calabar and Abuja, but let me be blunt - Lagos means FUCKALL to us.
Not a single kobo of the family wealth is gotten from Lagos. We have no buildings there, no investments, no relatives, or even a common hut in Lagos!
I do not plan to go there any time soon
I do not plan to live there any time soon
I do not plan to make SHIIT from Lagos in the future either
I do not plan to have any business with Lagos, or any affairs with Lagos in any way.
My family's towering business success can be linked to many notable Nigerian cities, but Lagos is NOT one of them.

So I laughed soooo hard at the other knucklehead who said I was jealous
The idiiot's ignorant mind obviously can't function outside his El Dorado, Lagos, which is why he thinks every Nigerian gives a fuuuckk about the place.

SMH. I'll congratulate his stupiidity for that goof in reasoning sha.

alj harem: What is Onye Beribe ? That is Igbo

Onye means - person

Beribe in hausa means - Yoruba

Just like Abuoshe, Onyioshi etc all are have to used by people from different part of the country to insult others. Does not mean anything, Infact Onye this onye that is no longer in use as far is broken-english is concerned

Who asked you, Retarrdo? Was I talking to you?
My comment was directed at CyberG who obviously meant to say "onye iberiibe", and you're telling me about pidgin english.
Please, shut the phuck up and concentrate on your senseless childish tribal bickering and keep awaiting those replies (since that's all your miserable life is about), you solidified heap of camel shiit.

But wetin be "Onyeberibe" though? Is that like Asante?

CyberG just shot himself on the foot, as he's unaware PhysicsQED is a Bini boy
Nairaland no go keee meee with laff o!

2buff: Naija is an example of what happens when something big is left to [b]only [/b]black people to run.
Name one All-black-government country that has actually progressed past the pseudo-stone-age.

Don't say Ghana, though it is better than naija in certain aspects, it's not quite there yet. And it only even started the slow move after a mass termination of corrupt black politicians.
Don't say South Africa, because I said ALL-BLACK governance.

And what would happen if I said Botswana?
Bahamas nko, the most prosperous country in the Caribbean? That one also no follow for your eye, shebi?

Okay o.

@2buff: Ugh! For pete's sake mehn, we freaking get it - Nigeria is rotten, the currency is on life support, Ibori has looted, blah blah blah.
Let me tell you, mehn, it is still MUCH better than what the country went through in the hands of the British. Take it or leave it!

And on corruption, how you take discover say corruption plenty for country? Shebi na as a result of publications from people in the media?
Now, compare that with 1910 when we had nothing else to live by except the words of the British. And you think they weren't corrupt? OMG!!! Let me tell you, their own corruption na wetin we dey call "corruption with effizzy".
Nobody could question them as their actions were LAW!
Can you pit that against 2012 where the random okada man on the street is very much aware of the happenings around him?
As rotten as the country may be in your eyes, what really matters to me is human development. And I stand bold to tell you we are BETTER OFF today.

Double...

Yes oooo! Rossikke don land!
Educate these slaves a little.

london2lasgidi: [s][/s]

How many people were educated enough to attend university?

IGNORED!

This is the best you can come up with? Do you now see why you shouldn't protest when I say you know nothing?

British occupied Nigeria for over hundred years and didn't find it fit to establish any tertiary institutes in the much-celebrated capital city, and the best you can ask is "how many people were educated enough to attend the university?"?
Mehn, you are a DISGRACE! Why not also ask me about how many people were sick enough to need good hospitals?
Do you now see how stupiid you are?

Anyway, keep posting your pictures to celebrate the hundred years of exploitation and slavery.

Olodo

london2lasgidi: Numbskull and knuckle head, Ikorodu was not developed at the time because there was no reason to. The population wasn't as large as it is today - the population of Nigeria was about 30million, and the population of Lagos wasn't even upto a million. Ibadan was the place to be, at this time in history.

Is every part of your home state developed at the moment? Does that mean, it won't be developed in future when the population grows?

When I left Lagos as barely a teenage more than a decade ago, Lekki was a swampy thick forest - but Lekki is one of most expensive places in Lagos right now due to population expansion. If you've a brain, please use it; and if you don't, you can borrow one from anyone willing to give.

And who's glorifying 'your masters' here? If you're not blind, you've have read my first post.

From this post of yours, you're the numbskull and knucklehead with mediocre comprehension skills.
You have succeeded in ranting from point A to point B without addressing the essential point of my argument.
But let me put you out of your misery before you further make a buffoon of yourself:

The point of my argument simply stands that the Lagos of 2012 is better than the Lagos of 1910, both in human development index and economic viability - Simple!
But what is your point? Ranting up and down like a spastic drooling kid without making a single tangible statement.
I take you to task on how many tertiary schools the white masters left if your argument is within that line, and you begin to ask me about how developed my homestate was? Can't you see you're making a big foool of yourself? If you can't afford a decent brain, please let us know and we shall contribute money to fetch you one.

You have FAILED to list those universities
You have FAILED to list those quality hospitals
You have failed to list anything to suggest human development at the time was better or even on par with 2012, and all you do is post pictures of select-few locations and marvel with your mouth agape like a slaveboy? Are you not an idiiot?

You jumped into my rift with BittyEnd and ended up ranting without making a single point.

So now, me as I like trouble wella, I'm waiting for you to list those Tertiary institutes.

Next time, you should learn not to barge into conversations you know nothing about.

london2lasgidi: Stop spaming this thread with utter rubbish. I need to correct some of the ignorance in your post.

Victoria Island, and Ikorodu were never PART of the old old Lagos. Old Lagos includes: Lagos Island, Ikoyi, Yaba, Obalende, and Ebute Meta. Ikoyi was a middle class area, and it wasn't a white reserved area. Most of the people who lived there were Lagosians.

Do you even know the population of Nigeria at this time in history, and why would people develop places where you alleged were 'thick forests' when there is no reason to?

I hate ignorance, it's not a must to post comments on every thread.

Before you begin to lecture me on garbage history that neither helps the argument, be sure to address your stupiidity:

Since you're implying Ikorodu was anything but a heavily underdeveloped region at the period of white occupation, could you be kind enough to post any pictures of the "developed" Ikorodu that suggests it is better than what it is today?
Or was that you just being defensive and quick to respond to posts without reading to comprehension or understanding the essence of the post you're responding to?

And as for your little lecture on the areas that made up Lagos, I guess you also missed the point of my post. Since you're quick to list those places in your pedantic bid to sound important, could you also be kind enough to list the numerous high-class univerisities your white masters left for you?

Oh, I forgot - there aren't any...

And before you even begin to list those little settlements, tell me - Do they compare in size or importance to what the genrality of Lagos is today?

You see, the thing about emotional knuckleheads like you is that you're too quick to leap without looking.

You rushed to attack my post without even understanding it's essence, and now you're looking like an idiiot.

Since you're quick to attack, please be kind enough to list those tertiary institutes along with the high-class hospitals your masters left for you.

I'll be waiting...