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Looks like Middle Belters are even far dumber than the North.

You mean like it gripped Ogun State where robbers operated for 3 hours without any sign of the cops?

Nice try at generalizing, OP, but we've seen it all before

emindu: i wonder why some people will come out to criticize the governor of a state without any proof. it is true that for the past 4 years the governor have been battling with so many opposition in the state.yet the governor is trying and abia state is working.if not for anything the ukwu mango and aba-owerri road that was constructed by his administration. http://www.abiastate.gov.ng/category/projects/roads/,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5On2bz6Rxc.

LMAOOO! This guy just posted a road in New Owerri, calling it ABIA!
FAIL!

[quote author=ekt_bear]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_literacy_rate


177 118 Somalia 35.9 [8]
178 119 Chad 33.6
179 120 Burkina Faso 28.7
180 120 Niger 28.7
181 121 Ethiopia 28.0
182 122 South Sudan 27.0
183 123 Mali 26.2


South Sudan has a good excuse for being that low though. Ethiopia, Chad, Mali, Niger Republic do not..[/quote]Whoaaa! And did you notice that all of North Nigeria's neighbors are in that list? I think the fact that it's still joined with South Nigeria is kinda helping to save its image in so many ways.

With this list, I'm starting to believe that, should Nigeria break up, the North actually WOULD record the lowest literacy rate in the world!

alj harem: Jason I employ you to go to Nigeria and know why Yorubas on Nairaland talk the way they do. You cannot blame them.

Why do you think the Edo (A neutral) and western delta (your people's land) supported them ? Ask youself these questions

Ask yourself why middle belt protested with the North ? I mean they want a separate identity but still support them.

It is not the matter of tribal thinking as so many easterners want us to believe, it is about principles and truth.

Why do you think there was protest in Cross river ?

Serious questions and answers you need to know.

Alj Harem, you should first congratulate yourself for being a miserable predictable old soul with an Igbo obsession. Could you be kind enough to tell me exactly how Igbo came into your worthless tirade?
Is JohnDoe Igbo, or is DaLover Igbo?

Anyway, I'm not exactly surprised it's coming from a creature like you. Afterall, you're just a Northerner... You were born stup!d

How come Ebonyi dey always carry last for Igboland? I'm really worried! Why can't they all just come together and throw out that old buffoon called Elechi?
For starters, it is even against the constitution for the government to dabble in religious matters.
We can't keep living this way

Im don cash am? How im sure say de thing no go bounce?

The images below are screenshots from powerful (Yoruba speaking) Nollywood movies I also saw
Chei! Naija no dey carry last

Ramsey Nouah travels to China and comes back with an American accent.

In Nigerian movies, the ONLY time a girl runs off to vomit, it means she's PREGNANT.

How To Qualify For A Masters Degree In Nigeria:

1. Ctrl + C
2. Ctrl + V

Class dismissed!

It looks like the Almajiri scourge has come to stay, folks.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]So many asssholes and bootlickers here. . . .now i've got to blaze. Like dr dre said ''All you niggas that said that I turned pop or the firm pop. . .
Y'all are the reason Dre aint been getting no sleep. . .
So fok y'all all of y'all,if y'all dont like me blow me. . .
Y'all are gonna keep fu'cking around with me and turn me back to the old me. . . .
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a buncha gibberish and muthafockas act like they forgot about dre.

This is for all d'banj haters ! [/quote]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa Phew!

executinal: Not possible. But Naija no dey carry last sha

How Naija go fit carry last when, judging from that report, e no even qualify to run the race?

Bump!!!

Hmmmm... Nice!

Yet, you'll see idiiots like Ndu Chucks rather occupying themselves with questions like "Why did Igbos vote GEJ?" Your government is so inept and worthless it can't even build common primary schools for its own people, and now has to sit on its butt and wait for the Feds to now do their work for them, yet these desert rats still sit on their round tables to discuss on how they can increase their begging bowls for more oil allocation money? And all you can think about is 2015 presidency?
God, how the hell did I end up in the same country with these shameless creatures?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Sorry,I'm not a fan of wande coal but d'banj rocks big time. [/quote]The only part D'Banj 'rocks' is in his stage performance. Outside that, the guy has ZERO game!
Poor lyrics? E dey
Terrible voice nko? E dey

Can you even compare any of those shittty arse "my sweet potato, my sugar banana" songs by D'Banj to the common "Ololufe" by Wande Coal?

Abeg, let's not even go there.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]So what's the big deal if he's arrogant ? [/quote]The big deal is that every single Mo'Hits member sucks balls, except Wande Coal! You know it's true

But then again, make I read the article first. I'll be back with my review

The boy still sounds arrogant as hell. Scrolling down that long interview, all I could see coming from the chap was "I bought this, I bought that, I bought a car for the manager of Dansa, and everybody knows him now because I bought him the car, I bought myself an Aston Martin".
Honestly, I could give a flying phuck about Mo'Hits and the noise pollutants they call songs.

Phaser set to "Don't care" at the moment.

Hmmm... Training dem creek warriors for the ultimate 2015 battle, huh?
Tompolo's got the river channels on lockdown, while the rising warriors train to rule the air.

I see what you're doin' there Jonah, I see what you're doing there

[quote author=ndu_chucks]You are more foolish that I thought. I never threatened war or anything else, but simply pointed out some potential consequences of the actions of your foolish leaders.


@Ejiné, go and seek attention elsewhere, you will not get any from me today. olodo[/quote]You've just given me that attention with this post, arse-head.

You're not very bright, are you?

Hahahaaahaaaa! I can't stop laughing oooo! This Ndu Chuck's rusty brain is clearly stuck in 1967 where he foolishly believes the same situation will play out again!

Tell me, dunce, when running to America and France to help you bomb the South South, what will you be presenting to them during negotiations? ALMAJIRIS?

Remember your idiiotic criminal leaders already have oil blocs they fraudulently acquired in the South South? Now, all we'll have to do is simply revoke their ownership of those blocs, fully allocate them to the American war-merchants, and they'll be sending torrents of missiles to level you and your worthless deserts once and for all!

Better think twice before you all make idiiots of yourselves

Mtsheeew! This is the most amateurish attempt at divide-and-conquer I have seen on NairaLand. It's obvious these dumb-arse Northern political desert rats have long ran out of tricks and have now switched to their final attempt (after all others have failed).
I can sense desperation written all over this post as I read it Oh boy, na so e be? Looks like you Northerners have finally woken up from your slumber to realize the presidency is not your birthright, and that you'd actually have to present something tangible before you can be taken seriously.

It's only unfortunate, however, that you woke up too late

Double...

Thanks man!

Demdem: Its because of reasons like this i support the SNC movement.
can u Imagine

Okay, now this all kindza fuuucked up!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]10% pay rise!! Such was a brilliant guy with outstanding capacity to lay spin.

I make a prophesy that he will single handedly change this thread to either Ibo or Yoruba bashing thread-T.B rhino [/quote]Please bros, don't come here to advertise your stupidiity and hypocrisy. Because if there's anyone who shamelessly switches to tribal attacks out of his own low self esteem, it's you.

Remember that day you opened that mooronic thread attacking South South people for having their meeting in Lagos? As a South-South son, I attacked you for your stupiidity - but what did you do? You quickly switched to your impish, unintelligible tribal tirades, showing your idiiocy even more.

Knuckleheads like you fool no-one