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Joystick? Gawd!!

But I also gotta add, those pictures Aigbofa is posting only show how pathetic he/she is. There is clearly no comparison between the creeks in the Niger Delta and the ones in Lag.
Of all those pics you posted, how come I never saw the ND people dumping their refuse in the waters? All you did was post pictures of flaring pipelines owned by FOREIGN COMPANIES. Those are things the ND people can't change. Those are things they can't remove. Those are things they have to go through so worthless, lazy-asss, imbecilllic idiiots like you can see fuel to fill up your car and generator tanks with. And when the price of this same fuel goes up, welfare-addicted mooorons like you take to the streets, wailing and gyrating in the name of protest. They don't defecate in their waters like the peeps in Lagos. How many used pure water and Eva water bottles can your shameless asss see in the ND creek pics?

The joke is on you, mate.

Anyway, creek-dwellers are really an inspiration no matter how we all choose to look at them.
These are people who have all accepted to roll with the punches their environments bring. Look at all these pics posted on this thread and see how these people are carrying on with their respective lives and trying to make the best out of it.

. . .

Death of Nigerian journalism.
the height of junk.

Tarantinoooooooooooo!

GenBuhari:
Why are you gloating at Nigeria's misfortune? 

See even Cameroonians are now laughing at us 


I am just jesting 

If things continue as they are in 20 years time, oil may have dried up, or may no longer be worth much money.

Nigerians would be the poorest people in the world, there would be mass starvation, as in Sudan.

The country y descend into a long drwn out civil war and may disintegrate completely like Somalia or Afganistan pre- 911, being run by hundreds of warlords.

With no oil the united nation would leave us to our fate, as in Somalia.

The End.

^ Whoa. Is it me or did I just sound like Lasinoh in my last post?

And as I remember, before MTN, NITEL was absolute garbage deeply steeped in corruption cases of spine-shattering magnitude.
MTN wasn't the first MobiTel in Nigeria. Econet was. And as I remember, Econet, at the time, looked like it could give two shiits about Nigeria.
It was MTN's aggressive business know-how that turned it into a success story in the country, NOT NIGERIANS AND THEIR PHANTOM "KINDNESS" as some people are trying to spin it. MTN came in and SCHOOLED Econet, before OWNING it HARD! Econet still regrets its ignorance even till this day.
Therefore, I urge you to get the nonsense chips off your shoulders. It was their HARDWORK and BUSINESS SOPHISTICATION that put them where they are, NOT YOUR KINDNESS!
It was after they had proven our MobiTelCom industry to be a highly profitable one, that Globacom and others started pushing, too.
So, biko, just like Facebook, you're just a drop in the mahfuucking Atlantic.
You will not be missed!  

Suit yourself. I find such talk like "without us they would be nothing" repulsive especially when it comes to foreigners and multinationals. If we are really all that we would have come up with our own coys/solutions to meet our needs.

Hahahahaaa, nice one!!  
See people wey with the giant chips on their shoulders, still don't have 24-hour electricity. So, assuming a Ghanaian company eventually supplies us with one, thereby making our businesses smoother, and our hospitals more trustworthy; and we eventually come get one small beef with them, so na de same style these internet warriors go take come dey spew junk about how they enriched them? SMH!!!

I dey laugh.
This useless abandoned corpse Alj Harem continues to show exactly how dumb, psychotic and obsessed with Southerners (especially Igbos) he can possibly be.
Why am I not surprised.


[size=20pt]Meanwhile, in the North. . . [/size]

Nigeria records fresh polio cases as India beats virus
Monday, 27 February 2012 00:00 By Chukwuma Muanya (with agency report) News - National

Lassa fever deaths abate

WITH the three remaining polio endemic countries – Nigeria, Afghanistan and Pakistan – still grappling with the Wild Polio Virus (WPV), India was over the weekend officially taken off the list by the World Health Organisation (WHO).

According to the Global Polio Eradication Initiative (GPEI) Weekly Polio Update, Nigeria last week reported two new cases of type 1 WPV (WPV1s).

According to the GPEI, India has not had a case since January 13, 2011, in West Bengal.

The report stated: “One of the cases had onset of paralysis in 2012 (from Sokoto), bringing the total number of cases in 2012 to two. The other case had onset of paralysis in 2011 (from Zamfara), bringing to total number of cases in 2011 to 61. The most recent case had onset of paralysis on January 14 (WPV3 from Borno).

“Security concerns remain in northern states with new attacks in Kogi, Yobe, Borno, and Abuja. Eleven ‘Stop Transmission of Polio’ (STOP) personnel arrived and were deployed. Sixteen short-term consultancy personnel arrived and were deployed into high-risk areas.

“A ‘Polio Free Torch Event’ was held successfully in Kebbi last week with the participation of the Sultan of Sokoto and of the state Governor. Supplementary immunisation activities were concluded last week (19-21 February), with further campaigns planned for 17-20 March. ”

Meanwhile, with no death from Lassa fever last week across the country, the Federal Government through the Federal Ministry of Health (FMOH) may have put the disease under control.

Lassa fever has ravaged 12 states and killed 40 persons across the country in recent times.

Chief Epidemiologist at FMOH, Henry Akpan, told The Guardian in an exclusive interview yesterday that the government had set up rapid response team that had visited all the 12 affected states providing public education, surveillance and drugs for treatment.

Akpan said: “40 people have died from the disease. We have no new deaths for over a week now. Twelve states are affected but the most affected are Edo, Taraba, Nasarawa, Plateau, and Rivers. Lassa fever is common during the dry season. When people start farming, the burning of bushes causes the rats to run into homes and contaminate food and water. So the primary infection is from rats to man.

“It is not all rats that cause Lassa fever but multi-mammic rats that have plenty of breasts. We have set up rapid response team, which has been to all the affected states giving public education and drugs for treatment.”

On how to prevent the disease, the epidemiologist said: “Make sure you keep the environment clean, cover foods and water properly, block the rat holes and improve hygiene. Anybody with signs and symptoms fever should go to the hospital because the symptoms are similar to that of malaria.”

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=78382:nigeria-records-fresh-polio-cases-as-india-beats-virus&catid=1:national&Itemid=559

While this moooron's home burns to ashes, his emaciated dumb assss is on the internet trying hard to dip his leprous fingers on issues regarding people who are FAR more advanced and naturally developed than his useless clan and ancestors of worthless, penniless nonentities could ever dream of.

So I say, clap for yourself.

Nutcase.

Oh boy. It's about to get real ugly.

Home of masochists.

Alh Harem has always been a jobless mutated bottom-feeding rectal worm. Whenever he approaches me with his hollow tribal tirades, I don't even bother comparing notes with him. What I do is just spit on his hideously deformed face like the lower creature he is.

Looks like a new dawn is coming, and the endemic parasites who used to benefit from a divided Eastern Region are now starting to really shiit their pants cuz the game might be over for them sooner than they think.

Definitely FUTA (Ondo State) and FUTO (Imo State).

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=884358.msg10313074#msg10313074 date=1330683078]Which one is more important:

a) Liason office for Lagos, new governors office
b) or roads?

And I thought that this governor who appointed a commissioner for Lagos affairs and chief comedian was a silly, irresponsible man.

At least a commissioner for Lagos affairs is cheaper than building a new unnecessary building. . .[/quote]Oga, no be commissioner; na Special Adviser.
I get your point, though.

Ol' boy, dis one no be irresponsibility; dis one na "Come and watch me chop". Chaii!!!

Here's another funny news report I found in Punch Newspapers. This one says "Only 17 Students Passed WAEC In Gombe"

punchng.com/news/only-17-students-passed-waec-neco-in-gombe-don/

One would think these creatures like Alj Harem and Ndu Chuks would be worried about the deplorable embarrassment currently going on in their homes. But alas, here the moorons are, arguing about Igbo and the Niger-Delta.

werepeLeri:
LOL.

Up ACN.

^ Troublemaker

Still from the article:

"The
major argument against
this school is that
compared to his
counterpart that stays
back in the North, the
average Northerner
that emigrates to the
South (even as a
beggar) is still better off
simply because of the
opportunities provided
by the level of
economic activities in his
host region."

LWKMD!!!
Yet, it is 'whether Igbos unite with Niger Delta' that these moorons are more interested in worrying themselves over.

From the article:

"They cite the relatively
low economic level of
the average
Northerners resident in
the South (mostly petty
traders, security men
and beggars) and the
relative affluence of the
some southerners
(mostly Igbos) resident
in the North as
justification that
geography and history
cannot fully explain this
persistent disparity."

Chei!!!
And these Igbos are the same people you looted their hard-earned wealth in The past. But fast-forward 40 years after, they STILL best you in everything?
As backward as you are, you, Nigeriens and Chadians are the ONLY people in The world today who still have polio sweeping your land like wildfire, yet you're busy erecting sockpuppets to try to fiddle in The businesses of your superiors?
If you really had half a brain, wouldn't you be spending more of your time working on how to stop your homes and the nonentities in it from burning to ashes? But alas, you're joblessly obsessing over Igbos and their neighbors.
What a useless region of pathetic souls.

LMAO! Ndu Chuks, Alj Harem and their idiotic antics just got busted. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the foolishness in that fake hurriedly-put-together sockpuppet Ephe-whatever.

What I find most hilarious about these worthless, wretched Northern lepers is how they ARE so obsessed with Southern politics while their homes retrogress to hellish poverty, illiteracy and absolute nothingness.

Here's an interesting article I found on Gamji about the cold reality on ground in The North, and it's titled "Poverty In The North"
www.gamji.com/article6000/NEWS7046.htm

Read it, digest it and be entertained

^ Thanks a mill, Beaf!

Shameless political lackey talking to himself with his multiple sock-puppet IDs.

At times I wonder if you creatures are actually with us in the same planet, cuz your shameless antics are NEVER convincing.
If you're going to come on the internet to promote your paymaster whose hairy butt you sniff for peanuts and chips, shouldn't you atleast try making your con a little more convincing by stimulating a BELIEVABLE sock-puppet conversation? What real-life humans post in The robotic manner done by the first 4 posters on this thread? This con job isn't even fit to convince 10 year olds!

Abeg, Mr Orji's-Butt-Stretchmark, you need to switch up your game, mooron. You remind me just of the other sad Ohakim stooge Andrewnwa who came here sometime around April last year, to disgrace himself on the forum with empty, weak, childish garbage no-one ever fell for.
How sad.

Back to topic.

Here's one of the comments I find interesting in The article's talkback section:

Halimah 2012-02-25
19:33 #5
''I agreed wit dis writer,most
especially the north central if u wan to see hypocrisy come to d north central,most pple claimin to be d representative are jus repsentin few individual like them,b/cos in term of holing d first citizen of dis nation they have tested it some many time is jus d
christains idealogies frm dis
particular zone i am frm dis
zone specifically Nasarawa
state,B/cos i saw wat happened durin d presidentcial election i was an observer''.

- - - -

By their voices we shall know them.

My sincerest apologies for the paragraphs. That's OperaMini for you.

Nigeria’s political
landscape has oscillated
along the indices of
relative stability and instability
ever since the country’s
independence. However, it is
obvious that, even during its
relatively best circumstances, it
has never been smooth enough,
which has stirred debates on the
imperative or otherwise of
convening a sovereign national
conference to review the
country’s terms of corporate
existence.
In Nigeria’s largely dirty political
game, where nothing including
conscience is beyond
compromise and/or
manipulation, the so-called
sovereign national conference
issue has itself been manipulated
as a tool for political
blackmailing and intimidation by
some largely desperate
politicians and other elites, who
have lost out in the game to
reclaim their (though largely ill-
gotten) relevance.
Notwithstanding where one
stands with respect to the call
for convening such a conference,
it is obvious that the
inconsistency of its proponents is
too obvious that it implies their
hypocrisy. Being largely
ideologically bankrupt and
uncreative intellectually hence
incapable of proposing,
advocating and following
through realistic alternatives,
they simply drive on regional and
ethnic emotions to manoeuvre
their ways to achieving their
personal interests.
They have always disguised as
patriotic members of their
respective ethnic groups to bring
up and push for convening the
conference, giving the impression
that it is the only panacea to the
country’s predicament.
Incidentally, however worse the
country’s predicament is, most of
such proponents of the SNC
have in the past been actively
involved in creating and/or
exacerbating it.
What is particularly hypocritical
of them is that, when they are in
the system, and no matter how
rotten it is, they dismiss any call
for such a conference only to
switch side when they are
removed or lose out. For
instance, Olu Falaye was rightly
considered one of the principal
architects of IBB’s disastrous
economic policies, and Oladipo
Diya was not only Abacha’s
second in command but was
actually one of the masterminds
undermining and frustrating any
move to enthrone MKO Abiola;
his own tribesman, as Nigeria’s
President though he was widely
believed to have won the 1993
presidential election.
Moreover, they seem to be too
dull to realize how they frustrate
one another, because by the
time some of them lose out
hence switch side some others
have already got there and are
busy sharing the loot hence
would not only tolerate any
distraction but are even
prepared to go to any extent in
order to maintain the
continuation of the status-quo,
until they also lose out for
others to call the shots and do
the same, and the same circle
and scenario continue.
So, probably once President
Jonathan and indeed the entire
southern politicians and even
some of those who come from
the north central currently
calling the shots leave their
offices, they would switch side
and transform into self-
acclaimed regional champions
claiming to be pushing for
restructuring the country’s
structure for better benefit for
their people. However, they
would also be frustrated as
another set of politicians would
have by then already stuck their
own fangs in the nation’s blood
vein sucking as much or even
worse as their predecessors.
Interestingly, perhaps it is only in
Nigeria where a person who has
held influential positions in
national level including
presidency would after leaving
office relegate himself into a
mere ethnic bigot and/or
regional champion.
Yet what baffles and indeed
saddens me is how these crooks
get away with such crude tactics
by deluding their people into
believing them. Their people
should wonder why these so-
called ethnic and regional
champions did not seriously push
for their strategic regional
interests when they were in the
position of power in the first
place. How I wish their people
realized that such so-called
ethnic champions are mere
bloody opportunists, who are
not prepared to sacrifice even
their positions for the sake of
their course even if there is one
at all.
Incidentally, though I despise
making specific references to
ethnic groups especially in terms
of comparison between them,
however in analyzing Nigeria’s
peculiar socio-political
environment one sometimes
finds himself compelled do so, so
as to make his point clear
enough.
This is quite necessary because as
I pointed out earlier, such
controversial elements largely
operate under their respective
regional and/or ethnic platforms,
for which they set up various so-
called umbrella organizations to
purportedly represent the voice
of their respective tribesmen.
Yoruba for instance have
Afenifere while Ndigbo have
Ohanaeze Nd’Igbo and both
have their own militia i.e. OPC
and MOSOB respectively. By the
way, much to the credit of
Hausa-Fulani ethnic group, they
are the only major ethnic group
in the country, who don’t have
any ethnic based organizations
to represent them let alone an
umbrella organization for that
matter.
Afenifere and its like-minded
individuals for instance have
been particularly deceptive and
blackmailing. They have always
tricked their arch-rivals;
Ohanaeze Nd’Igbo into joining
them to push for an agenda of
purported common interest, only
to double-cross them at the end
and get away with it.
They had also managed to
blackmail the north into making
that foolish decision to literally
select Olusegun Obasanjo and
manoeuvre him back into the
presidency; the price of which
the country at large is still
paying. They largely succeed by
manipulating the media sector in
which they maintain a
considerable control hence
manipulate it in order to achieve
their vested interests.
Incidentally, in as much as I
believe in the option of radical
restructure of the country’s
corporate structure, I don’t see
any credibility in those ethnically
motivated movements. After all,
they aren’t even that ethnic
champions in reality, instead they
simply disguise in ethnic colours
to achieve their individuals’ goals.
So, if credible people-oriented
movements actually, voluntarily
and overwhelmingly choose to
advocate for convening a
sovereign national conference
then so be it, after all, Nigeria’s
remaining united or going
divided is not and should not be
a do or die issue.
This is even though it is obvious
that the country has no better
alternative to remaining united
but with strict adherence to the
principles and provisions of good
governance, which is defined by
accountability, transparency,
competency and creativity.
Because no matter how many
entities the country is divided
and/or subdivided into, the same
people who have ruined it when
it was called Nigeria will still ruin
its breakaway entities whether
they are called Oodua Republic,
Republic of Biafra or whatever.

www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=155506:the-hypocrisy-in-calls-for-sovereign-national-conference&catid=7:opinion&Itemid=12

Ofido:
I think the greatest was Ojukwu cos it was the mistake Zik made that Ojukwu wanted to correct by fighting for our freedom.

It was Ironsi's cluelessness Ojukwu was trying to correct.

Yeah, Lagosians are quite ignorant.
To the average Lagosian, once you're from Abia, you're from ABA.
Once you're from 'North' (even if it's Benue), you're HAUSA

But you've got to give it to these guys, they ARE street-smart; and boy, do they know how to have fun.

Chai. Empty barrels dragging food when they bring absolutely nothing useful to the table. Very sad.

However, I still love the fact that even though my brothers in The East get far lower than these guys, they still manage to thoroughly trounce them in all facets of human development.
Such is the irony of life

[quote author=Dudu_Negro link=topic=880414.msg10280832#msg10280832 date=1330314676]. . . .under your new SS/SE coalition and given recent developments, you speak for one another. . . .so a Ijo charge will get a response just as if it was an Ibo charge.[/quote] Tsk, tsk, tsk. Trying hard to mask your goof
Kpele. Take heart