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rhektor:
Native goat

Goat meat pepper soup..

rhektor:
Ekpa! This dumbo journalism is the best way to confirm the efficacy of Ọba curse
They even have to add two robbers to the story lol anyway wetin Ekpa no go believe?

zombie,we know ur type,una no dey ever gree say hot water dey kill tortoise. na ur type dey use ruler measure yam cut give ur wife cook becos na I too know dey kill una,carry ur Jehovah witness trouser and shirt comot from my mention. to kill u take do Yahoo no go hard ritualist becos na ur type no dey believe say voodoo na scam with ur native face..

rhektor:
Wehdone sir!

When did you hear about the trafficker vomiting blood?

matter wey cast follow everywhere,even on this nairaland,Even made front page..oga are you in this country at all,stop arguing what you don't know thereby making yourself look foolish.a simple google search would have given you answers, videos were uploaded on facebook.ask any Benin person you know and stop this insane argument. I am one person who hate such stuffs but I won't deny something that actually happened. if you are not in Rome then stop arguing with Romans.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/03/curse-bini-italy-based-human-trafficker-dies-2-robbers-die-sleep/


if u need more links then let me know..
so may Dumbo's on the net trying to be smart but yet look stupid.what pains me most is the confidence they have showcasing their stupidity, is out of this world.smh..

IDENNAA:
Do you actually believe your Oba has the power to curse people ?? You can't possibly be this ddumb, I swear !

ogbeni don't be foolish. every human are not equal,d spirit u posses is not same as d spirit other people possess. if prophets in the Bible can curse people and it came to pass,u think other people can't?
See I have seen people who can't do charms to hurt others because charms don't work on them. I have seen a herbalist made a full lodge of students crow like chicken at AUCHI when I schooled there after all those "nothing dey happen warri guys caught a woman's chicken and ate it, alongside female students In the lodge.(ask anybody that schooled in AUCHI poly from 07 to 09)
A lady I didn't know saw me and told me things,some I have never revealed to anyone,that was when I truly knew prophets really lives amongst us.
I date a girl once that if she say anything negative to you,it must happen,if we had any issue I always encounter misfortune that day. everybody has one gift or another,just as some little children have arc angels protecting them,no harm can befall them reason some parents hardly beat some of their kids. same way some people are destined to be rich and others are destined never to be. some people have higher grace while others don't because it has been ordained. you heard someone is the commander in chief of all the herbalist in his kingdom and you dumbticaly asking if he possess the power to curse someone,you are really very funny,I swear..

Dubblechief4422:
I miss inspired on Auto section... Who remember him

That scammer,he is active on IG and is living larger than life.


I miss hungerbad(RIP)
onihaxy (my best all time story teller)
maziomenuko or something
I am konfidence or so,dat guy eating chicken on one of nl annual hangout.

rhektor:
After placing the curse the trafficker stopped right?

when last did you hear about anybody crossing Mediterranean Sea or any video of girls lamenting about paying huge debts to madam that brought them into Europe?
Many Madam's forfeited the money girls were to pay them when traffickers started dying mysteriously,which usually starts with vomiting of blood all of a sudden. bro I put it to you that nobody will help you traffick any lady through the airport not to talk of land in Edo state.

IMAMofWAR:
una go just dey form comando online. shey u be aro baga abi na awumen abi na egede, just try am na and see how i go personally sponsor your obituary for front page. ..

EDITED..i have been wasting my time with a useless entity that cant even feed properly.
guys sometimes we just need to avoid these trolls. the person i dey waste time to plan how to attack na hungry chap wey never even see better food eat for days. even where he dey live for delta no be where anybody wey get human feeling go fit attack person wey dey live for that kain place.
but may una dey shut up atimes na. no dey for comando when u never reach soldier ant level.
and he dey here dey defend cultist when the same cultist no fit help am even get better job

just follow back of una house dey go d junction side wey transformer dey, u go see one black nylon wey one madman leave,check am u go see refurbished sense and 3 stupiidity medals for eediot of this week,next week and upper week.

IMAMofWAR:
lol i like how that my post dey enter una blank head.
mr comando, abeg just a pic of your face hold paper that has my name so that i go use u as example. if you no fit do am na thunder go fire your papa. useless cultist

Start with the ones in your hood first and upload before seeking for those beyond your reach. if you can't then you are more useless than the three heads on the 50naira denomination. ekuke breed forming pitbull under keyboard. I no go waste my time on you again. simp and liverless matter head, having weight on the neck and occupying space in his father's house.

IMAMofWAR:
chook ur suggestion inside your yansh. i said what i said. you useless cultist are nuisance and useless. una say una dey fight for fredom and when e reach where una suppose come show wetin una dey fight for all of una jakpa. na jus come carry tthe whole saga for head. imagine people like djtwitch and that hausa woman wey i don forget her name sef, na them come carry am for head. may thunder fire u and any cultist reading this now. they should come up with laws to shoot these cultist troway.
the people sars where even kiling where mostly cultist but na jus coms dey fight una fight. i know a few people that sars brutalized and 90% of them where cultist. e reach where una suppose come fight una go hide. thunder fire all of una there.
even the major celebs wey sparehead this sars fight where not even known cultist. i am talking about runtown and falz.
davido and burnaboy wey dey carry the rubbish for head run go hide only to come out later when just don pave way for them. again thunder fire all of una there

Shut up ur lousy mouth,na to come here dey form Rambo,throw insult because na keyboard dey shield u,use same energy u dey use swear and insult here take insult d cultist for ur hood as per na u wise and holy pass. online una go grab from Belle reach head like Johnny bravo, outside una go small like shatta bandle,even dey hail cultists as baba, chairman,bossu even buy them beer. if u no fit confront d ones in ur hood then STFU and say no to CULTISM.. una can behave like those banseji breed wey dey ginger for house but dey run for outside.

IMAMofWAR:
no mind the guy. go youtube u will see them gyrating on the streets with police guarding them. now e reach may them come show theirsef them dey talk rubbish

onku,it's not about coming online while hiding behind ur keyboard to call cultist out,I believe you know one or more persons in ur hood who are cultists, you can start the clamour for cultists to step out by inviting those cultists in ur hood to an interaction section and tell them to call out their fellow members to join the protest,you can make a short video of the interaction section between you and them and update it here. no be bad thing if you use same energy you dey use type here take ginger them to fall out.
I no be cultist,na suggestion I make.

IkpuMmadu:
oga you are mixing politics with culture.. the Gelegele is under Edo State not under Benin.. that is the fact and ijaws are more populous than Benin and can be found in about 4 states .. so Gelegele is gone for good there is nothing you can do about it and they (ijaw) have made their position clear

if you get Gelegele oya go and install ovie or any Benin chief there !

ozaooo(young man) is there a pere there,yes or no? if there isn't then it's still under the oba of Benin's jurisdiction. I am not mixing anything,I just state some facts that makes some Kings loose respect and becomes powerless before the people.reason they say "you don't have anything to fear about a person that talks too much"/"if a masquerade dances too much for long in the arena,he looses it's importance and it's dance steps becomes obsolete".

IkpuMmadu:
so with all these powers why can't Oba or Benin people get gelegele back from Ijaw ?

And who told you it belongs to the ijaws? what happened when they tried to install a pere and who is the governor they pay allegiance to? is gelegele part of Edo state or an autonomous community? is that local government still part of the 18 local government areas of Edo state or am I missing something?
Whether ijaw or not,so long the land is in Edo state and under the Edo state government and oba of Benin jurisdiction,the oba will never harm anyone under his protection. Do you think oba of Benin is like your Instagram and instablog/Linda ikeji oba that appears on social media daily for wrong reason with customize shoes and night club induced mentality. Oba of Benin never took sides with any politician or instigate his citizens to vote for any political party,rather he sued for a peaceful free and fair election. Try enter oba palace gate without invitation or any festival going on there and see if you go know road come outside not to talk of say na loot you won go loot something.

Edeyoung:
Are you igbo or edo

The two both of the boss..

MickzyDonald:
Bro I'm very confident,if i bring tons of them from Abk,i mean the ones that are fully soaked with power,infact your king will run comot palace sef

Are you aware that a late past oba conjure fire with his hands and threw it on a tree and the tree burnt down?
Are you also aware that the present oba placed a curse on traffickers,who specialize in trafficking Edo citizens abroad for the wrong purpose after forcing them to take oaths in order to pay back millions and traffickers started dying both home and abroad till trafficking was reduced to a minimum?
Do you know there was a time oba market was on fire and hoodlums used the opportunity to loot traders wares and the issue got to the late oba,he made an announcement that he will be stepping out the next day on bare foot to walk the length and breadth of the market,who ever looted anything as small as a pin will face the consequences and truly almost everything looted were returned that same day while the stubborn ones actually payed for what they priced ignorantly with the mindset that oba's power are just myth?.. I could go on and on because it's not every oba or king one toys with. even some chiefs are not permitted to see the oba talkless of sitting among his councils, likewise it's not every seat in there(throne not included,just normal seats) a stranger or even an indigene or some categories of chiefs can sit on in the palace?
Do you know almost all the guards working in there have never set their eyes on ring road even though the palace is just less than a stone throw from there and are virgins till the end of their service? I can still go on..
Do you know there was a time an old witch got toasted and roasted in the air like roasted chicken just for flying over the palace of the oba,the witch didn't have business there but was toasted just for flying over it.
Do you know it took more than the mouth could mention before the palace walls were demolished at a particular section just for expansion of ring road to be constructed during oshiomhole's tenure as governor,and rebuilt. Go ask any Benin person,e go clear ur doubt. I dare you to go touch the cloth of that young man oba places his hands on and not oba himself and see if you will see the fowl or goat your family will slaughter for Xmas.

africandictator:
During my service year, my fellow corper one delta born akwa ibom girl like that showed me the real definition of a broke girl in a relationship. She never has transport fare to come see me, even though she claims to love me. We both earn the same salary and she earns more from working in a private secondary school as a per time teacher and a private tutor to her principals child. She earns like 30k at the end, and I just earn 19,800. She ask me for money at the end of the month, sometimes 5k sometimes 4K, knowing fully well that I earn only 19,800 and she earns more. When she comes to my house she takes my foodstuffs with my consent, but it’s not necessary. She calls me stingy if I do not yield to her demands. If I go to her house and she cooks , she doesn’t serve me any food, but each time she comes to my house she heads straight for my pot and dishes for herself without my consent. She once tried it be romantic in a stingy way by buying me a below my standard men’s footwear, knowing the caliber of the footwear’s she sees in my room. She complains if I give people money and once advised me to stop sending money home to my family, reminding me that I have my own life to live. Each time I tell her I have sent money to my younger ones , she is not always happy and sometimes she accuse me of lying to have done that because I don’t want to give her money. She claims to be in love with me, challenging girls online and offline and crying when she suspects i am getting close to another girl. To cut the long story short, I dumped her in the last month of my service year after having sex with her a thousand times. I lost respect for her and I took her as my personal prostitute instead of a girlfriend, since I do not having too many body counts. Now that we are far from each other in different states, she is begging me everyday to please make money and come and marry her, that she would gladly marry me. She does not know she is standing on a long thing!. During when we were dating, She got scammed by these flip cash Facebook scammers twice, imagine twice! She fell victim because she did not want me to know she has money for these silly investments, she only informed me after she was scammed and started begging me for money. This is a upper credit petroleum engineering graduate from one of the reputable institutions in the country. Very dumb and stingy woman! Well her vagina would suffer it.

Petroleum Training Institute (p.t.i)

galadimattt:
Came back from work last night and saw this beautiful pup. A veterinary doctor in Abuja who's also a breeder of dogs brought it for my dad yesterday morning. I'm not too conversant with dog breeds. The dog is just a month and 2 weeks old. He eats a lot, he's heavy and very very active. As at this morning, he's already barking anytime someone knocks at our gate.
Please what breed of dog is this?

This is the great anayor aka shoe and slippers bender. anayor is immune to hunger and starvation because anayo is from East like prophet Rolex(they can eat anything abnormal and survive) tie him very well or use 4minutes gum and duct tape to tape him because anayor does not stay at home.
Anayor can jog from your compound to the next 5 street to look for trouble and will run back home when war start. anayor loves food and can jog from abaji to area 10 under very hot sun to look for food.
Anayor is known for conniving with robbers to steal money and other valuables, anayor also specialize in stealing chargers,gotv decoder and remote, timberland boots and even pressure cooker.
Last week, anayor hacked into our landlord son's phone, chatted with his client and stole steam card of 100pounds meant for the young man could you believe anayor sold the steam card and used the 32k to buy loud and colorado. Two buildings from us which is populated with street boys was bursted by sars 3weeks ago and the guys all later traced the snitch and guess who did the snitching ANAYOR DID IT
SAY NO TO ANAYOR,

give her gegemu or do a mixture of squadron and Chelsea.. a glass or two will knock her off,if she no request for boska,Panadol or ibumol to knock out the migraine that will play her next morning, make I know wetin cause am.

StrikeChief:
You this falklandsaga. I know you very well. You did not hide your identity well. Same with the Op. Anyway, I go die that matter.

I was sailing onboard the Ethiope Marine Patrol at the time that some of these stories happened. Abraka was a war zone then. We were the first set of people to start renoucement when the thing became too much. Na anti-cult end my story finally. I remember that Aye men kidnapped our VC then, Professor Igun, and took him to boys hostel in Ekpoma. . The guy oshoma was too much.

See no see, tell no tell. For the evil you see today, tomorrow you shall see them no more. S.S.


Maybe when I get time sha, I go come cap ruggedly about Ethiope Marine Patrol. Make Falkland finish story first. I wan observe something.

I greet u senior man,I guess u might know a one time Executioner of vikings,he is late now that's if you were still schooling there around 2011 to 2012, he was called king romantic.
He was Executioner around 2012 and was killed by soldiers (that was the rumor we heard then because I was still schooling in Zaria then) Guy single handedly inied almost all the young guys in my hood,same guy almost killed same youths he gf, many parents flew their kids abroad cus of same guy, this guy can fight for anybody including Ayes,eiye,jurist etc and will be showing us each marks on his head for injury he got for each frat guys he fought for,guy was the only son and last born,fair looking cute guy but menace to our area. he plays drum for reedem church every Sunday, father has spent a great fortune settling one case or another,guy is 3days 2troubles. I had to leave my previous school to another around 07 so as to avoid that guy because their compound is directly opposite my secondary school then. this guy is just stone hearted, doesn't respect even his father talk more elderly people not related to him.
News came in around 2012 that they went to orerokpe to lay ambush for a politician, most of his backup guys got killed during exchange of gun shots,guy and his arkman escped with the politician's SUV with millions of unspecified cash back to abraka not knowing car has tracker,guy went to club same night to flex not knowing car has been tracked and the only surviving soldier from the gun duel accompanied by fsars were coming to pick him.
Long story short, guy was arrested and killed same night, arkman was only person who survived because he went to take a leak when armed forces invaded the club. That was the unconfirmed story we heard. funny thing about that guy's story was that,his elder sister's marriage/wedding was next day and the ceremony was successful,his mom and dad danced and grooved and never gave two fhucks about his death because the guy was like permanent ball tie to their neck, his parents were even warned the previous Sunday in church to keep tab on him because they can see death hovering around him.
SHUN CULTISM.. only reward in it is death,when your mates are adding Dr, Esq,msc, PhD etc to their c.v, remember to add emeritus retired,substrike retired,former axe lord,former busher,flying parrot, flying dove etc to your own CV too,that's if you graduate alive.

u never ready for market.

GoldenEnudi:
Npower stipends payment News for Batch A and Batch B Npower beneficiaries has emerged.

GoldenNewsNg reports the Minister of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development, Hajiya Sadiya Umar Farouq, recently said the exited and eligible N-power beneficiaries will be absorbed into government programmes and by private organisations for a permanent job.

On stipend, she said the payment has been approved by President Muhammadu Buhari and outstanding stipends paid to exited N-power beneficiaries of Batch A and B.





Npower Stipends Payment News

“Meanwhile, approval has been given for the payment of the outstanding stipends for the exited N-Power Batches A and B beneficiaries.



“The approval for payments for up to the month of June 2020 for the two Batches has already been forwarded to the office of the Accountant General of the Federation (AGF) for final checks and payments.



“The only outstanding approval waiting to be forwarded to AGF’s Office is for the payment of July Stipends for batch B beneficiaries,” she said.

Sadiya said she has requested the details of those affected and the reasons for their rejection. She promised to communicate that to the affected beneficiaries.

On N-power Permanency, she said, “We have directed Focal Persons of National Social Investment Programmes in the states to submit an updated list of the exited N-Power beneficiaries that are interested in participating in the transition plans of the ministry.”

Meanwhile, several organisations and stakeholders have called on Federal Government not to disengage Batch A and B a gbeneficiaries but rather absorbed them into government parastaNpower News on Permanencytals to further ease the unemployment rate.
Read more on GoldenNewsNg.com

Source: https://goldennewsng.com/2020/09/26/npower-stipends-payment-news-for-batch-a-and-batch-b-npower-beneficiaries/

Old news,oga post something new,lazy elder.

mynd44
lalasticlala
pls help the helpless to get more attention because people are starving,nobody get voice to shout again,even data to enter Twitter no dey.

Such meager stipend that comes once in blue moon after most of the beneficiaries have incurred debts upon debts trying to meet up or feed their families. Food, rent, transportation,bills, families expenses etc on a 30k stipend that comes once in a blue moon. Is this really empowerment or slavery.
Volunteers suffered during the lockdowns because stipends were not paid,many had to purchase food items on credit,rent got expired and landlords won't even listen to you and embarrasses you publicly, worst still volunteers were disengaged during the lockdown. Today is 21st September and many volunteers have not been paid from March till now.
Nteach volunteers are the ones doing the jobs of government teachers while the government teachers in some cases do nothing or never show up at school but yet get paid from 25th to 27th of every month while n-power teach suffers daily doing the jobs and still have to beg monthly for them to be paid stipend of 2months ago.
Is this really fair? Teachers are been exited with 2 to 4 years experience in teaching while federal government is trying to recruit new teachers where most of them may have never taught before. Is the current government not aware of things happening in the country or they just chose to look the other way.
FMHDS should pay their stipends because its no longer funny, people are starving and suffering. N-power is supposed to be one of the greatest achievement of this administration,but it has become a disaster since a new ministry was created to handle it,even batch B were not given devices promised to be given third quarter of last year.
NB: before you ask volunteers to go look for something else to do, remember everyone cannot go into trade, everyone cannot be lucky to get a new job, because you are lucky doesn't mean others are lucky too. I see a rise in internet fraud and crimes on the increase soon when 500k youths can't sustain themselves. This is just my opinion, you can share yours too if you are affected. Forgive my long write up. The youths are not being treated well in Nigeria .
Professors and Cambridge English scholars,over to you.
mods,pls help push to fp so that our voices can be heard.

It's so appalling and disgusting when a graduate who is supposed to take care of their families (Aged parents,younger siblings and in some cases wife and kid/s)starts calling these same people for assistance just because they can't meet up with their basic needs.
This is the case of many graduates in Nigeria. Personally I believe the worst thing that can happen to anyone is to be born in a poor home and still come from a poor background in this country where basically nothing work and corruption is seen as a normal thing in every governmental establishments meant to serve the masses because it has become our birth right and the government seems not to be interested in tackling it because the government after promises upon promises doesn't care about its citizens immediately they get into the corridors of power.
N-power was a scheme so many people, despite the low pay,still put food on the table of many graduates, without it so many graduates won't have boast of using their certificates since they graduated because so many got frustrated after years of job hunting.
The scheme started well under the supervision of the vice president,stipends were paid between 27th of previous month to 3rd of a new month. Since the creation of the new ministry(federal ministry of humanitarian affairs,disaster management and social development) headed by Sadia Umar farouq, I can boldly tell you that the scheme is totally a disaster. Volunteers only get paid once in three months, people are still owed backlogs since 2016, volunteers are secretly disengaged and over 10k volunteers not paid since March till date.
She claimed to have spent billions of naira feeding school children at home during lockdown, volunteers weren't paid till they cry out on social media or go on protest before one month stipend will be paid and the suffering continues.
The scheme was supposed to be for 2years only and each beneficiary was supposed to save out of the 30k stipend to start up something after the 2years duration but how can one save from

ok,I dey iyamho dey wait 4 u..

ScamAdvise:
A Maths teacher (names witheld) in an unnamed school in benin city, has impregnated a busty student (nameswitheld). She was raped & impregnated by him few months before their WAEC exam commenced in August. The signs of the pregnancy became obvious to school authorities when she came to school on the very first day of WAEC exam on August 17 (which was coincidentally the day of Maths exam). She was asked by the school authorities who was responsible for the pregnancy, before admitting that her Maths teacher had raped her, a few months before WAEC

UPDATED: This is not a picture of the girl that got impregnated; this is a random picture of two students in Ghana that I downloaded from the internet

Same thing was happening at my PPA B4 lockdown,called a matured married female teacher who was suspecting the acts of teachers dating female students,told her to always caution both d teachers involved and students,Stoopid woman went to tell d other teachers I am gossiping their act and should beware of me(married woman with a daughter 4 dat matter) all of Dem involved called me and were spewing trash because they are all from same community and am three villages away from theirs and they believe i am not part of Dem,so I decided to mind my business,now about 4 ss3 students gave birth during waec and 3 of Dem are pointing one of d teachers,6 ss2 and 4 ss1 are currently pregnant,it's a small community so we see ourselves daily. Two of d teachers has absconded,others refuse to show face during waec. I have vowed never to report any ills in d school again,let them carry the shame on their head. currently waiting 4 school to open so principal can address d issue,then I will raise d issue about how I tried to tackle d issue b4 now and how d female teacher encouraged d act and other stuffs she has been covering for dos useless married and single male hegoats.

God punishment devil,900k 4 dix lawma garbage bin,e no go betterment 4 devil and buhari..

mmsen:
Why do you people believe in such puerile nonsense?

'Charms' are just pieces of junk sold to foolish people. Voodoo is mental illness.

Try using your brains instead of spreading retarded, idle gossip passed on by your feckless forebears.

ogbeni,what u don't know is bigger than u,don't say something doesn't exist because it has never happened to u.
early last month,we went to bail a close friend from police station,we were still discussing bail terms when another guy was brought to the ipo's office,guy is a DJ who bought a second hand bike from a close friend to ease his movements,not knowing it was a stolen bike.
Owner saw his stolen bike being used by new owner(DJ), stopped him and held him as the criminal,not know his other friend was the real thief,even took him out d day bike was stolen and bought drinks and pepper soup for him,real owners family called police and guy(DJ) was arrested,he called the seller to come explain d history of d bike he sold to him,guy(thief) refused to show up,his family were threatening thunder and brimstone. DJ called his dad, explained everything to him and his father asked him to put phone on loud speaker so he can speak with ipo,DJ did and we clearly heard DJ's father say the thief will run mad in d next two hours,a call will come to his son from the thief's family to come for settlement, he should send his boys along with his son to go arrest the mad thief and bring him to station,when thief/selker is in police custody they should call him back to reverse d spell casted on him so he can explain how he got the bike he sold to his son.
less than 32mins after d call,the thief's mother truly called d dj to come that his friend is acting funny, another mutual friend who knows d thief also called that his friend has gone mad. Everybody was speechless..I don't know how d guy matter later ended because we bailed d guy that brought us there and left before d police men and DJ sent to bring d guy returned. guy no go fhuk o,jazz na real matters,no go test people wey get jazz for fighting,if Dem give u one slap,na 2032 u go wake up if ur family no go find d antislap serum for d jaxx/slap.
One guy for my school dat year dey confidently dey put textbook on top table during exams and teachers no dey see am,only we students nai dey see am till d day principal wey be commissioner of education show unexpected,catch am because na him get school, raise him uniform and see things guy tie full waist,that's when teachers begin see things.we students no fit report cuz guy man charms 's not for children, whole ss3 gather dey fight dis guy when he dey ss2,guy beat all of dem like who dey wash beans meant for akara.