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Health / Re: 5000 Require Heart Surgeries In Sokoto, Kebbi, Zamfara by Ekpeitut: 3:22pm On Apr 24, 2019
They're all broken hearted due to Buhari's incompetent, death and poverty inducing regime angry
Education / Re: Nigerian Couple Bag Phds In Mathematics by Ekpeitut: 5:58am On Apr 23, 2019
oduademon:
They are Hausas, its probably some shitty school in a muslim country in Africa or ME

Bad belle. Learn to appreciate good things.

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Celebrities / Re: Siblings Who Hilariously Recreated Their Childhood Photos by Ekpeitut: 8:30pm On Apr 22, 2019
Agbaya lokun
Politics / Re: Sri Lanka: "Buhari Should Be An Ambassador, Not President" - Reno Omokri by Ekpeitut: 1:57pm On Apr 22, 2019
Printerscanner:


Post election trauma and hallucination. But I love to have you as fans cheerers. Before the election, you all were boasting and running your smelling mouths, after a humiliating and shameful defeat, you are still screaming and shouting even when your small god the Chinese/Igbo Peter Obituary has forgotten that he ever contested an election. You people are die hard fans of the Cameroonian bisexual. That is good of you. Atiku for Life ........ but in Biafran Republic.

See this one angry You think I supported Atiku because he was the Messiah? Nah we needed to prove to the government that you have to earn a second term by nothing but sheer performance and not getting it on a platter. Atiku was the only candidate that could match Buhari's federal might. But now we've set a dangerous precedent for all other presidents after Buhari because now it appears we reward mediocrity and failure.

Nonetheless, we are all in Nigeria together so you too will suffer the consequences of having Buhari as president for the next 4 years. Shikena!

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Politics / Re: Sri Lanka: "Buhari Should Be An Ambassador, Not President" - Reno Omokri by Ekpeitut: 9:52am On Apr 22, 2019
Reno man, you're not far from the truth. The ajala thinks being the president is all about field trips with friends and family. We're totally fvked with this dumbo sitting in Aso rock.

https://www.nairaland.com/5143710/buhari-spent-one-year-39 days traveling in 3 years

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Crime / Re: Policemen Shoot 2 Men In Rivers, Stab One (Graphic) by Ekpeitut: 10:22am On Apr 19, 2019
Perfectnumber6:
Go get the electric rechargeable fan bro it will help you . It really good you can buy two sef one for your room and one for your children’s room no let heat kee u and ur children abeg, With 44k you can get two . Nigeria na country mtcheeeww

My guy you be man wey sabi. That thing is a life saver. If you want it last all through the night until the early hours of the morning run it at the lowest speed. wink
Business / Re: Funke Akindele Is Dettol Clean Naija Campaign Brand Ambassador by Ekpeitut: 9:45am On Apr 19, 2019
dayleke:
They should be using the common man/woman on the street and not these celebrities.

Bad belle grin. She was once a common struggling "man" until she made something of herself. Everyone loves associating with success,so instead of beefing do something worth celebrating and see how the world will come running.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: CCT Judgment On Onnog‎hen Shifted From 9am Till Noon by Ekpeitut: 12:30pm On Apr 18, 2019
It's 12:30 pm. What's the latest?
Politics / Re: My Lawyer Qualified To Handle My Case Against Buhari - Atiku Tells INEC by Ekpeitut: 8:01am On Apr 17, 2019
davodyguy:

In 2007, we conducted the worst election in the history of Nigeria. Yar adua admitted this. But Justice Niki Tobi was the CJN. It's impossible to sack a sitting President. This country would turn upside down. In fact let Atiku bring evidence that he saw Buhari rigging in Daura with photographs, the Supreme court Judges would tell APC/Buhari's Lawyer technical grounds to use in defeating Atiku. Nigeria is not ripe for this kind of a thing

I beg to differ Nigeria is over ripe for this. You have to be willing to offset age old norms for a drastic change to occur. Nobody announces a revolution and I strongly believe all that's happening i.e the widespread hardship, joblessness, poverty, police brutality, our leaders taking us for granted, plus the political turmoil are all setting the stage for a final showdown that would make or break Nigeria.
Autos / Re: Clean Toyota Avensis 2008 Sold by Ekpeitut: 10:37pm On Apr 15, 2019
Hehehe @ mortuary standard. Will I be preserving a dead body inside the car grin. Naija english ehn!
Politics / Re: Is This The Beginning Of The End? (nnamdi Kanu Vs Nigeria April 29th Uk Court ) by Ekpeitut: 6:37am On Apr 15, 2019
Xisnin:


You still don't get it. No country can rule on other existing countries sovereignty regardless of laws.
The only way to change the status quo is to go to war.
Good luck convincing the UK to declare war on Nigeria because of a common court case.

Leave the war rhetorics, in the words of JF Kennedy, "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable". Brother man, Nigeria is already at war. Sooner or later itl engulf us all. It's either we are too docile to read the writing on the wall or we are burying our heads in the sand hoping the ill wind will blow away - It will not.

Everyday the actions and inactions of our political leaders bring us closer the brink and we're still supporting them. You don't have to support injustice because the other fellow isn't from your tribe or practice the same religion with you. We are paying greatly for our indifference and our oppressors are banking heavily on the fact that we are tribalistic and self seeking.

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Politics / Re: Is This The Beginning Of The End? (nnamdi Kanu Vs Nigeria April 29th Uk Court ) by Ekpeitut: 5:36am On Apr 15, 2019
Xisnin:
Too many educated illiterates.
The UK is being humiliated by the EU over Brexit yet some think that the opinion of
an ordinary judge counts on a nation's sovereignty.

What sovereignty ? Didn't you read the laws of the federal government of Nigeria passed under Shagari in 1983 and the Babangida regimes in 1990 supports secessation of a group who "felt political, economic and socio-cultural oppressed within the Nigeria State...".

It's in the constitution to support self determination when you the government fail to run an all inclusive government. Imagine classifying your countrymen as 5 percenters now you threaten fire and brimstone when they want to pull out of a system that makes them second class citizens in a so called "one" Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha’s Plan To Be Tinubu VP In 2023, Adamawa APC Bigwigs Act by Ekpeitut: 4:57pm On Apr 14, 2019
Shitty country, shitty leaders with misplaced priorities. They're already jostling for 2023 in the face of police brutality, widespread poverty, banditry and fulani herdsmen unabated killings. I hate this country with a passion angry

Naija don over ripe for revolution. These old hags will ruin us all and our children unborn unless we DO SOMETHING!

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Politics / Re: Why APC's RECKLESS Zero-Sum Approach To Atiku May Lead To A Huge Disaster by Ekpeitut: 12:42pm On Apr 14, 2019
The APC are trying hard to make it seem Atiku has no right to make claims to the presidency hence the zero- sum approach. But it'll back fire soon enough and snowball into something they never anticipated. You don't turn your back on a charging bull.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: "Warned To Stop Criticizing Buhari Or Risked Being Called Ghanaian" by Ekpeitut: 11:24pm On Apr 13, 2019
Reno give em hot! That's the beauty of being an opposition. Imagine if we were all docile and zombified. Naija for done finish kpata kpata (Because of shame one bubu fan carry poster saying "Buhari say something, we are a little pissed", after Buhari knack dem better akpako angry). See ehn all of you yapping and insulting Reno just know that it's this small fire the opposition lights under Buhari and APC's ass that's preventing them from going all out stupid. tongue

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Politics / Re: Invest In Education Not Just Anti-corruption - Ben Bruce Tells Buhari by Ekpeitut: 5:45am On Apr 01, 2019
wethebest:
D dullard no like education

Not true. All his kids had world class education in foreign lands, which points to the fact that he doesn't give a hoot about our dilapidated and substandard educational system and even hospitals. (Imagine a whole Aso rock clinic under his nose yet the corruption there stinks up to high heavens).

Fvck all these anti- corruption rhetorics Buhari ain't fighting nada! It's just a cover for his gross incompetency in all areas of governance.

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Romance / Re: What will you do if you ever meet your girlfriend in this situation ? (pics). by Ekpeitut: 5:31am On Mar 30, 2019
angry
Education / Re: "Ant" Trends Among Nigerians On Social Media And It's Hilarious by Ekpeitut: 9:24pm On Mar 25, 2019
Ant dem planet ----- ANTartica lipsrsealed

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Education / Re: "Ant" Trends Among Nigerians On Social Media And It's Hilarious by Ekpeitut: 9:23pm On Mar 25, 2019
Ant were Dey cure belle pain ---- ANTacid tongue

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Orders Emergency Allocation Of Land To Kano INEC Officials (pics) by Ekpeitut: 8:22am On Mar 23, 2019
This main question we should be asking ourselves is which ministry pays a civil servant N150 million naira per annum..This country ehn
Religion / Re: Trumpet In Heaven Stolen By A Nigerian – Prophet Bushiri by Ekpeitut: 4:58pm On Mar 22, 2019
oldman112:
The man is APC

I Dey tell you. grin

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Celebrities / Re: I Steal Money Spiritually From World Bank, Ghanaian Pastor Says [video] by Ekpeitut: 2:04am On Mar 21, 2019
Chisos!
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Re-election Proves Nigerians Support His Policies – Minister by Ekpeitut: 12:05pm On Mar 14, 2019
I doubt Nigerians support your half baked policies and mediocre buharinomics that has caused massive job losses, inflation and widespread hunger. Stop this rubbish..Buhari was not re-elected,he was RIGGED IN!

Quote me if you're an ass licking, non-thinking, zombified vegetable angry
Crime / Re: Again, eighty-five killed in Southern Kaduna communities by Ekpeitut: 3:49pm On Mar 13, 2019
What happened to our humanity. 85 Nigerians gone in the most cruel manner and there is no public out cry, no statement from the presidency... just nothing. We are all going about our businesses as if nothing happened. angry


How much is an average Nigerian's life worth?? cry
Politics / Re: Buhari Runs A Govt With No Direction – Financial Times by Ekpeitut: 9:25am On Mar 09, 2019
"People should prosper in Nigeria based on what they know and how much value and employment they can create, not by their connections.”

This is just the summary.
Politics / Re: I’ll Retire To Daura In 2023, Says Buhari by Ekpeitut: 9:50am On Mar 06, 2019
All you sai Buharideens mocking others because your god won rigged the elections it doesn't change the fact that you will still buy Petrol @ N145, rice @ N20k a bag and all other commodities at inflation induced prices..las las na all of us go suffer am.

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Romance / Re: My Girl Is A Rare Gem by Ekpeitut: 2:31pm On Mar 05, 2019
Watch your back you're in the eye of the storm bro.. everything's too calm and good to be true.

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Romance / Re: See How A Guy Reacted After Someone Called His Girlfriend A "Bitch" by Ekpeitut: 3:10pm On Mar 03, 2019
This guy na real Ekpeitut..why fight over a cat?? Like seriously? So that one hopeless prick can fulfill his desire of going back to prison to enjoy free prison food. Nahhhh I dive and pass.

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Religion / Re: What Are You Thankful For Today? by Ekpeitut: 11:00am On Mar 03, 2019
In no particular order;
- Good health to hustle.
- My 11 months old son.( the boy's been scattering everywhere since he started walking grin
- My darling baelicious wife.
- My job.
- My parents are healthy & kicking.
- My siblings & friends.
- Relative peace in Nigeria (at least we ain't running helter-skelter to save our lives).
- + all the others I can't remember now cool

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Politics / Re: Tony Nwulu: I Will Advertize Commissioner Positions When I Become Governor. by Ekpeitut: 5:33am On Feb 28, 2019
Well that's a first.
Politicians sha. grin

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Politics / Re: Those Who Reject Election Results Are Not Democrats – Tinubu by Ekpeitut: 7:55am On Feb 26, 2019
Says the bullion van magician

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