₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,148 members, 8,515,756 topics. Date: Monday, 09 November 2026 at 01:25 PM

Toggle theme

Elasticlala's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Elasticlala's Profile › Elasticlala's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 (of 23 pages)

Politics › Re: Woman Who Spoke Against Fuel Scarcity In 1994 Video Goes Viral by elasticlala: 11:53pm On May 02, 2024
Everyone knows the country is not working. People only just want to get to power and steal their own portion of the treasury. They lie to you that they are making progress and some daft ones would still believe there’s actually progress. Unfortunately it remains like this even in another 100 years. You keep doing a thing the same way and expect different result.

Until ‘old things’ pass away in Naija, nothing new can ever happen
Crime › Re: Fuel Scarcity: Toheeb Eniafe Shot Dead Over Argument At Petrol Station In Lagos by elasticlala: 6:10pm On May 02, 2024
This is really really bad.
The DSS didn't even take time to investigate before denying it wasn't their men that did it.
Autos › Re: Toyota Gear Problem by elasticlala: 3:39pm On May 02, 2024
Speaking from experience, don't ever try to fix a gear problem; just get another one and replace it.
Politics › Re: Chengdu F-7NI: Nigeria's Fastest Fighter Jet by elasticlala: 2:28am On May 02, 2024
Looks good. I hope they won’t mistaking use it to bomb Aso Rock
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by elasticlala: 8:11pm On Apr 30, 2024
Bayern is Bayern any day any time....
Politics › Re: Petrol Scarcity: Supply Challenge Will Last For Another 2 Weeks – IPMAN by elasticlala: 9:29pm On Apr 28, 2024
Two weeks?
This will invariably push the cost of commodities higher.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by elasticlala: 1:46pm On Apr 28, 2024
Arsenal wins first half , 0:2
Tottenham wins second half 1:0

FT 1:2
Politics › Re: Gallant Soldiers Fighting Against Boko Haram (video/pictures) by elasticlala: 12:36pm On Apr 26, 2024
Urheadmaster:
What's the purpose for this post
Very senseless post. It is even more pathetic that it made front page
Business › Re: Exchange Rate: Why Prices Of Goods Will Remain High, Despite Naira Appreciation by elasticlala: 8:02am On Apr 20, 2024
jmoore:
If petrol was being sold for 617 naira per litre when 1 dollar was equal to 1,600 naira, then it should sell for 424 naira now that dollar is equal to 1,100 naira.

If NNPC doesn't reduce the price of petrol to 424 naira, then inflation will be on our faces.
Exactly!
I was telling one idiot few days ago that the high cost of commodities doesn’t solely depend on exchange rate and he was talking nonsense. The main issues are there unaddressed.
People shy away from the truth and become dumb for selfish reasons. For instance, how can Custom be having its own exchange rate higher than every other rates in Nigeria ? They slam this same rate on every imported goods and people begin to blame the sellers of the products… who wants to do a business at a loss!

Now, security, a major problem is there, no one is talking about it again. A. Number of farmers get killed on daily basis; unreported cases. No one is willing to go to farm due to fear of being killed.
Politics › Re: The Moment Soldiers Were Ambushed By Bandits In The North West. (Video) by elasticlala: 7:47pm On Apr 19, 2024
LocalFARMERS:
This is the moment Soldiers fighting Bandist were ambushed. This incident took place in the North West.



May God protect our Gallant Soldiers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyUMrFcTWfk
This is an old video that has been posted on this forum times without number.
Business › Re: Naira Depreciates By ₦‎81/$ At Foreign Exchange Market by elasticlala: 1:03pm On Apr 19, 2024
zinaunreal:
Wallow in your poverty because youre used to it so na cheap coffin them go use burry you. You dont even know the effect of Naira in your everyday financial activities 😆 but ive seen a dog who knows mathematics better than your entire generations
Werey!
U can’t read and u understand! Have you ever come across the word significant and insignificant before ? Do you know their meanings in a sentence? It is pathetic that a goat would read my comment and understand but a mentally derailed human like you can’t understand forever.

See who is talking about poverty☹️ post your financial status here let’s see how much you earn annually and all u have in this life, let me assess you; if you are truly worth it then I would apologize to u for talking to a rich man but if not, poverty kill you there.

Or better still, post your identity let’s go check who you are on the global space and compare with me.
Don’t you ever mention me again, Bastard!
For you, you can’t attain my feat in your entire life.
Business › Re: Naira Depreciates By ₦‎81/$ At Foreign Exchange Market by elasticlala: 6:39am On Apr 19, 2024
zinaunreal:
Why did you go to school? What a waste of funds from your parents. They should have invested in bingo coz it has more sense than you
Alaye, are you mad ni?
I was already typing many responses but decided to not waste my time on a fool!
What have you achieved in your miserable life with the knowledge you claim to have ? Or what problem have u ever solved with it?

It is people like you who have failed to think with their beards that have plunged the country into such critical condition. Idiot!
Business › Re: Naira Depreciates By ₦‎81/$ At Foreign Exchange Market by elasticlala:
You guys should alow Naira and Dollar breath nau!
There are many other problems to face than monitoring exchange rate like village people monitoring one’s progress.
These + or - N70 changes currently have no significant effect on the well being of Nigerians.
Autos › Re: Car Buyers Stop! � Chill Everything Is Coming Down. by elasticlala: 12:22am On Apr 19, 2024
It’s not coming down any time soon.
It can’t even really come down because exchange rate wasn’t the only reason it went up. It was already going up before exchange rate went up and aggravated it. The main reason of the rise, is the high import duty followed by too many middle men between sellers and buyers, who also add unreasonable amount to the actual price of cars. Again, the greed of some dealers knows no bound.
Business › Re: Naira Gains ₦‎75 Against Dollar In A Single Day by elasticlala: 7:21am On Apr 18, 2024
tammyf:
What app do you use plz to check the dollar rate please. 🙏
I use both LemFi and Taptap.
Business › Re: Naira Gains ₦‎75 Against Dollar In A Single Day by elasticlala: 11:52pm On Apr 17, 2024
I wonder where you guys get these info from. The two apps on my phone have been showing $1 to N1105 since Monday …. Or do you mean Wednesday next week ?
Business › Re: FG Vows To Clampdown On Traders Inflating Commodity Prices by elasticlala: 6:03pm On Apr 17, 2024
Werey!
They should first clampdown themselves for the inflated import duty, electricity et al.
Politics › Re: Eight Wasteful Years Of Buhari Followed By One Tasteful Year Of Tinubu – Reno by elasticlala: 1:25pm On Apr 17, 2024
ZKOSOSO:
Is Reno mad or just plain being sarcastic?
I think he will soon off his clothes
Education › Re: List Of 12 States With Highest 2024 UTME Applications by elasticlala: 8:05am On Apr 17, 2024
The regions ruling the country are on the lowest side of applications
Politics › Re: More Pressures On Pockets As Food Inflation Rises To 40% by elasticlala: 2:09pm On Apr 16, 2024
Dollar is falling but food price is rising grin grin grin
Wahala knows no bound
Celebrities › Re: The American Lady Davido Was Kissing Confirms The Video Of Him Begging Is Real by elasticlala: 11:39am On Apr 15, 2024
The weakness of a strong thing…… truly, there are things money can’t buy
Crime › Re: Army To Investigate Officers For Torturing Hotel Manager To Death In Abia by elasticlala: 3:53am On Apr 15, 2024
JoeEeL:
You should know many nigerians are fools. Their thinking faculty is broken due to centuries of slavetrading and military juntas.

Oppression is a norm to them.
I’m telling you!
Some comments here on Nairaland are too repulsive. Most of them communicate like they don’t have a brain in their heads.
Politics › Re: Naira Jumps To 8-month High Of 1,120/$ As Dollars Flood Black Market by elasticlala: 1:23pm On Apr 11, 2024
Things will never be the same again
Foreign Affairs › Re: Army Levels Boko Haram's Hideout, Kills 6 Over Killing Of Lieutenant In Borno by elasticlala: 6:43pm On Apr 08, 2024
occfx:
So they know hide out but waiting for Boko to kill first...
The headline weak me!
Education › Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by elasticlala: 2:51pm On Apr 07, 2024
Wahala everywhere!
From natural wahala, to human-induced wahala everywhere
Travel › Re: Pelumi Nubi, Driving From London To Lagos, Arrives Nigeria After 68 Days by elasticlala: 2:49pm On Apr 07, 2024
I am more interested in the vehicle she used to accomplish that trip
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 7th April 2024 by elasticlala:
Man United go surprise many people today....
They are not as weak as you believe


I said it grin grin grin.
As a city fan, there are some clubs I don't expect us to win without sweating; even in their lowest form. Number 1 is Man.U, followed by Chelsea, Followed by Madrid, those clubs can never be underestimated when it comes to meeting with other big clubs
Business › Re: 20 Countries Most In Debt To China by elasticlala: 10:33pm On Apr 06, 2024
AlbertNewton:
Is China in debt to any country ?
China's debt to the United States as at January 2023 was about $859,400,000,000.
China's debt is denominated in US dollars, euros, and Japanese yen.
In 2023, China's gross external debt was $2.38 trillion, and its debt-to-GDP ratio reached a record 288%.
Politics › Re: Most Expensive Kilowatt-Hour In Africa - Statisense by elasticlala: 7:08pm On Apr 06, 2024
Is this a form of baseless justification or what ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Sacks Two Military Commanders, Reprimands One After Drone Attack Killed 7 by elasticlala: 5:22pm On Apr 05, 2024
Similar thing happened in Nigeria some time ago when the Airforce jet mistakenly bombed a community and killed many people ...but no one paid for the costly mistake; just an apology.
Those whose mistakes cost the lives of others are still in service patching tasks
Politics › Re: Electricity Tarriff Hike: "AEDC Want To Send Me Back To The Village" by elasticlala: 12:25pm On Apr 04, 2024
Exceed15:
Tinubu is the worst president in the history of Nigeria.
What I didn’t understand is how he jumps from one problem to the other. All his thoughts for making money is milking the already struggling citizens. He doesn’t think outside raising tariffs and vat et al
Travel › Re: No Crane For 3 Hours As Container Falls On A Car, Killing A Lady In Ilesa, Osun by elasticlala: 1:27am On Apr 04, 2024
Your emphasis was just on the emergency service… no information on why the truck fell on the car in the first place. How long would containers keep falling on cars killing the occupants in Nigeria ?
Moreover, with the weight of that container, the girl wouldn’t have still survived even. If the cray was right there at the time of the incident.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 (of 23 pages)