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Politics › Re: Aug 1st Protest: We Will Not Standby And Allow Anarchy Befall Our Nation - Army by elasticlala: 11:09am On Jul 25, 2024
Compromised Animals talking
Crime › Re: Ondo Corps Members Recount Ordeal In Kidnappers' Den by elasticlala: 7:21am On Jul 24, 2024
Zonefree:
Nigerian Police are mad!

The victim narrated how they paid N5M and police is saying they mounted pressure on the kidnappers. undecided

It will be very difficult for a Nigerian police officer to make Heaven.
Which Heaven? Even hell will reject them; fools
Health › Re: Am I Infected With HIV?? by elasticlala: 6:16pm On Jul 16, 2024
ronet2:
Hello everyone,

I need some advice from medical persons on a possible exposure to HIV.

What is the probability of contracting HIV infection after protected sex with condom and washing of the genitals with soap and water.
So the story..
I had a one off sex with a lady on May 4th 2024 with condom. No oral,no kissing. After ejaculation,I removed the condom carefully,their was no condom tear/bust and went to the bathroom to wash off with soap and water ( i did not wipe off with tissue before washing off). So on 28th morning,I woke up with vomiting,diarrhea and localized abdominal pain on my lower left. Had a very mild fever the next day and I was treated for malaria and I recovered,though abdominal pain persisted for a while. I tested for HIV at 30 days post exposure and it came back negative.On 18th June 2024,the abdominal pain returned with diarrhea,lower back burning sensation and low grade fever the next day. I carried out culture test And Ulcer test, some bacteria was found and ulcer was positive. I was treated for ulcer and the abdominal pain stopped.

So my fear:
1.Can ulcer alone cause the symptoms described above?
2. Are their other possible STI/UTI test I need to carryout?
3. Is it possible that while washing off,the reminant of vaginal fluid on the pubic area can wash down to the tip of the penis and hence cause infection ( note I did not wipe off with tissue before washing off,meaning i might still have sperm at the tip)?
3. Can HIV transmit this way?
4. What are my chances that my 4 weeks negative test will not change after 3 months?

From wide search,I learnt that HIV 2 which is predominant in west Africa is a bit harder to transmit.

I'm still experiencing intermittent abdominal pain,burning sensation.

Thanks. 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Ah! U haven’t seen anything yet. From my experience, ulcer alone can cause much more than that. Stomach ulcer is a terrible thing; it can make u feel like u have malarial plus typhoid and some weird symptoms u haven’t had in your life time. You are even lucky they diagnosed it early. Threat uncles, you don’t have any HIV, take that off your mind
Politics › Re: Bill To Create Etiti State In South-east Scales First Reading by elasticlala: 7:05pm On Jul 02, 2024
Is there to better name to give it than a name so similar to already existing Ekiti?
Christianity Etc › Re: Vitus Nnadi: A Catholic Priest Artist Shows Off His Talents (video) by elasticlala: 8:52am On Jun 30, 2024
smiley
Fashion › Re: Lady Denied Seating At Lagos Restaurant Over Outfit (photo) by elasticlala:
Nothing is wrong with her dressing and she’s beautiful.
She wasn’t going to a place of worship but to get meal from a restaurant.

Moreover, this is one of the most decent dresses I have seen girls wear in recent time. If you think her nose ring or leg chains are what make her a sinner, you must be living in the kingdom of hypocrites.
Health › Re: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by elasticlala: 8:30pm On Jun 17, 2024
Night vision capability
Agriculture › Re: How I Got Half Basket Of Tomatoes From This Sack Garden by elasticlala: 6:08pm On Jun 17, 2024
If you were patient enough to read through this whole write up then you must be one of the very few who still believe that Nigeria will be great again.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Players Were Silent During The National Anthem (Video) by elasticlala: 6:01pm On Jun 08, 2024
A president will emerge and change this anthem soon.
Crime › Re: Policeman Kills 40-Year-Old Benalayefa Asiayei In Bayelsa Over ₦200 (Graphic) by elasticlala: 12:58pm On May 31, 2024
This happens every time in Nigeria and government hasn’t done anything about Jt. Arresting and even sentencing the policeman to death is not enough; something has to be done about this. It is pathetic to see that too many things are wrong in Nigerian and all the government is concerned with at this stage, is old national anthem; madness
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Killers Of Six Corps Members In 2011 Bauchi Post-Election Crisis by elasticlala: 7:39am On May 31, 2024
13 years later 🥹🥹🥹
Politics › Re: FCCPC Survey Links Rising Food Prices To Insecurity, Subsidy Removal by elasticlala: 6:58pm On May 30, 2024
That one is already visible to the blind.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s First Year In Office: There Is Hope For Nigerians – Wike by elasticlala: 7:37pm On May 27, 2024
He’s not always sincere
Crime › Re: Two To Die For Armed Robbery, Stealing ₦‎105,000, Phones, Others In Ekiti by elasticlala: 5:51am On May 24, 2024
Mynd44:
What they did isn't a "lesser crime". Only those who do not understand the law push narratives like this.

There is a world of difference between robbery and armed robbery. If they had stolen without carrying a gun, snatched the items of initimadated, they won't be getting this punishment.

Once you cross that line and arm yourself before going to rob, you have entered a new world where your life is Forfeit


As for the politicians who you think commit bigger crime, financial crimes are not on the same level as armed robbery in the eye of the law. This is why Yahoo boys get 3-year sentences
What about the bandits that are rather taken to correction centers and declared repentant few months later? They carried arms as well and openly killed…
In my opinion, the sentence seems too extreme
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by elasticlala: 3:27pm On May 19, 2024
All the dreamers waiting for city to lose points before they can be victorious would finally wake up from their sleep today and face the hard reality.
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: We Won’t Shift Ground On ₦‎615,000 Demand, Says Labour by elasticlala: 6:40am On May 19, 2024
What
Politics › Re: Senate Approves $500m Loan For Metering Nigerians by elasticlala: 4:12pm On May 15, 2024
Endless borrowing…. & later look for one thing more to tax the poor masses on, in order to pay back. Daytime impunity
Properties › Would You Buy This Bicycle For N10 Million ? (photo Attached) by elasticlala(op): 6:36pm On May 10, 2024
So, I decided to take a walk today to see if I could find a bicycle to help me exercise, as it seems I've started gaining some weight. I came across this bicycle with a price tag of $6,999, which is over ₦10m with the current exchange rate. Just wondering, would anyone buy such a bicycle for over ₦10m if it were in Nigeria (photo attached)... would you?

Travel › Re: Nigerian ‘Community’ Abroad is Toxic. by elasticlala: 4:31pm On May 09, 2024
grommet:
I have tend to notice that the nigerian community “abroad” is toxic. People are just filled with too much gossip, people also try to one up you, you wonder if they are your friends. Some come to your personal life and after its a mess as they come with a wave of drama to it.

Sometimes its annoying being in those spaces because its all about ‘this guy’s wife sleeping with different men who are sleeping with different girls and so on and so forth. It’s kind of annoying

Has anyone noticed this? Thoughts
This is hasty generalization!
That might be your own experience. I wonder the country and Nigerian community you are referring to.

To be honest, the Nigerian community in the state where I live in the USA here is nicer than even my family members in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: FG Plans Further VAT Increase, New Sharing Formula by elasticlala: 8:00am On May 09, 2024
What do you expect from those who do not work for their money ?
Business › Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,415/$ In Parallel Market by elasticlala: 8:53am On May 08, 2024
Just few weeks ago, Aisha Yusuf asked people who still have dollars to keep it and they almost crucified her. Not even long after, here we are… people really hate the truth.
Where is the bastard Reno Onokri, whose exchange rate is centered on Dangote Refinery?
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Impose 0.5% Cybersecurity Levy On All Transactions by elasticlala: 8:45am On May 07, 2024
Wake up every morning to more afflictions from oppressors.

Why put any levy on the enactment of cybercrime act?
Is this how they do it in other countries?
They should as well put levies for other acts.

This is just the height of impunity and stupidity.
Politics › Re: Bayo Onanuga Refers To Peter Obi As "Bitter Obi" by elasticlala: 4:32pm On May 06, 2024
princepee:
huh See wetin elderly man dey do because of politics.
He’s a useless human. More useless, are those singing his praises on empty stomach. Bastards.
Politics › Re: Data Disproves Commissioner’s Claim That Lagos Is Africa’s 7th Largest Economy by elasticlala: 8:32pm On May 04, 2024
Overpopulates state
Politics › Re: IPOB/ESN Terrorists Launch Rocket, Killed By Nigerian Troops by elasticlala: 2:06pm On May 04, 2024
In the East, they kill; in the North, they arrest.
Don't quote me; I'm not from either of these parts of the country.
This is only what I have observed under the sun
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by elasticlala: 1:17pm On May 04, 2024
Angelfrost:
Poor refereeing... Havertz clearly dived.

That would be the harshest and most corrupt penalty if awarded.
Seriously, they have knacked Bournemouth akpako
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by elasticlala: 1:10pm On May 04, 2024
Like play like play... it will get to FT 0:0
Family › Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by elasticlala: 11:18am On May 04, 2024
Too bad.
So sorry about that.
For me, I can’t live with that for the rest of my life…
I would just wake up one morning, pick up my mobile phone and my academic credentials, and walk away.
Crime › Re: Suspected Phone Thief Stabs Young Woman In Yobe, Now arrested! by elasticlala: 9:56pm On May 03, 2024
Why is he still alive ?
Politics › Re: Repentant Boko Haram Members Invade Police Station In Borno by elasticlala: 11:39am On May 03, 2024
Repentant ko, Redeemed ni …. Werey!

I’m waiting for the day same calamity will befall the bastard that brought the idea of repentance to terrorist in Nigeria.
Crime › Re: 24-Year-Old Woman Kills Her Son After The Father Rejected Him In Delta State by elasticlala: 11:32am On May 03, 2024
[quote author= post=129758839]Source: https://punchng.com/24-year-old-woman-paraded-for-killing-year-old-son/[/quote]I just realized I would have to identify as a Muslim before I can comment on Muslim related thread while this is not the case for Christianity. Lopsided policies and daytime impunity everywhere.

I’m also very surprised that Chelsea defeated Tottenham yesterday with 2:0 and it never got to front page while many useless headlines are hitting front page like political ideas.
Crime › Re: Police Parade Suspected Masterminds Of Kaduna Train Attack, Retrieve 48 Ak-47s by elasticlala: 6:00am On May 03, 2024
Hmmmmm

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