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Car Talk › Re: My Corolla With Venza Engine Gulping Up Fuel Like Water (details Inside) by elasticlala: 10:14pm On Sep 19, 2024
jay0:
Impossible.
Only highlander and venza can share engine.
Plus maybe hilux and fortuner.
No corolla will be able to use a venza engine.
Some Camry 2010, 2011 use Venza engine… but never seen nor heard nor imagined Corolla using Venza engine.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Working To Make Life More Bearable For Nigerians — Fagbemi by elasticlala:
BeeBeeOoh:
Whatever Mr. Fagbemi ate or drank before making this statement is very strong.

Nonsense and APC
What do you expect from a category of people whose salary was tripled immediately he assumed office ? All those that sing his praises benefits from him in one way or the other; fools.
Travel › Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by elasticlala: 10:17pm On Sep 15, 2024
Alliswell248:
Keep entertaining your fellow obirodents and sore losers.
Are you ok?
Travel › Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by elasticlala: 10:12pm On Sep 15, 2024
Don’t be deceived. The moment a lot of people start using CNG vehicles, the price would become higher than petrol price. It’ is not about the product but about the “people”
Agriculture › Re: Tinubu’s Administration Targets Women Empowerment With Agricultural Initiative I by elasticlala: 7:32pm On Sep 13, 2024
MrDoGood:
They want to finish us with lamba grin grin grin

Back 2 Back grin
U Dey mind the idiots.
Everything they have is only available online…. Nothing to show for it in reality
Politics › Re: FG Markets $100 Billion Creative Economy Growth Plan To Corporate Nigeria by elasticlala: 1:17pm On Sep 12, 2024
Consolation song.
Useless people
Politics › Re: Nigerians Groan Over Rising Police Extortion, Checkpoints On Highways by elasticlala: 11:10am On Sep 10, 2024
No policer officer at the checkpoints along Benin -Lagos road will make heaven. The officers at the checkpoints between Okene and Auchi will burn in the hottest part of hell. And nothing will ever make them proper here on eat . It has never been this bad.
Car Talk › Re: Should I Buy This Car? (photos) by elasticlala: 7:44pm On Sep 06, 2024
Is that not Hilux?
Please do your research and don’t work with ‘I head’, ‘them say’, et al. Except you want to buy Naija used. That vehicle ranges from 65m upward
Politics › Re: Bill Gates Announces $2.8 Billion Investment In Nigeria by elasticlala: 8:14am On Sep 06, 2024
Axis313:
But do you know the GMO seeds will eventually render farmlands useless in the future.
Certainly & very very soon
Politics › Re: Bill Gates Announces $2.8 Billion Investment In Nigeria by elasticlala: 7:25am On Sep 06, 2024
Axis313:
Whatever the investment,it must not include GMO products o.
Unfortunately, that is what the agricultural investment would be. He would also have in place, healthcare facilities to tackle the consequences …. & invariably make more money
Politics › Re: Federal Government Discloses Plan To Impose Zero-Rated Tax On Food by elasticlala: 5:11pm On Sep 05, 2024
Same old story. When they want to increase fuel price, they don plan it …. When it’ the other way round, they keep planning and planning and planning.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Kill Daughter, Release Mother After ₦‎10 Million Ransom In Ekiti by elasticlala: 9:25am On Sep 05, 2024
Herdsmen have been kidnapping in that axis since 1400. This is exactly how they play their games with long distance trekking in the forest. Unfortunately, our security fool forces haven’t been able to stop or go after them.
Politics › Re: There Is Clear Hardship By Your Poor Governance–Universities Staff Knocks Tinubu by elasticlala: 12:34pm On Sep 03, 2024
If Atiku ever becomes president, Tinubu will goto jail; even if he’s 99years at that time.
Politics › Re: Police Declare Andrew Wynne Wanted Over Attempted Plot To Overthrow Tinubu by elasticlala: 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2024
Egbedokun is going mad!
Politics › Re: NAF Strikes Kill Terrorists In Zamfara, Kaduna by elasticlala: 10:42am On Aug 26, 2024
I said it. This was gonna be the next headline and the yesterday’s abduction in Zamfara by bandits.
Politics › Re: Ten Dead As Shiites And Police Clash In Abuja by elasticlala: 9:18pm On Aug 25, 2024
NaijaSumigan:
Police must have provoked these people and they retaliated... Why would Nigerian police lie that it was an attack without provocation

Does that makes sense
Exactly my thoughts. They wouldn’t mention what they did to warrant the attack… liars
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by elasticlala: 11:41am On Aug 24, 2024
FT draw
Crime › Re: Bandits Abduct 10 In Zamfara, Demand ₦‎50 Million Ransom by elasticlala: 8:45am On Aug 23, 2024
Tomorrow morning you will hear NA neutralizes over 55 bandits in Zamfara, rescues kidnapped victims … with no evidence … case closed!
Politics › Re: Arabambi Alleges Plot By Ajaero To Spark Civil Unrest by elasticlala: 9:22am On Aug 22, 2024
Useless allegations. The same format the useless administration has been using to disorganize unions since inception. I wonder why too many fools are now on Nairaland, and are always among the first set of people to comment.
Politics › Re: Economy: Nigerian Oil Subsidy Payments Burden. by elasticlala: 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2024
Which other thing are Nigerians benefiting from the government ??
Crime › Re: Abuja Area Mama: Dead Body Of A Man Disguised As A Woman Seen In Abuja by elasticlala: 7:39pm On Aug 08, 2024
APOPTOSIS:
You can't be saying this naaaa.
You don't know what led to what..
His killers would have masterminded everything to cover up the entire story.
Think for once naaaa.
Allow your brain cells to do their job naa
What's all these?
Ain't you tired of the shit across your country..?
Seems you are good with the miseries...
I’m telling you; too many fools on the platform lately.
Crime › Re: 5 Relevant Laws That Prohibit Disrespectful Flying Of Foreign Flags In Nigeria by elasticlala: 10:45pm On Aug 05, 2024
Are laws being followed in Nigeria? I’m not aware
Health › Re: Malnutrition Hits Borno; Parents, Hospitals Cry Out by elasticlala: 10:03pm On Aug 05, 2024
It is unfortunate that the biblical perilous times are now more evident in Nigeria than in any other part of the world, due to the wicked political, religious, and traditional rulers at the helm of affairs
Politics › Re: VP Kashim Shettima Speaks On Nationwide Protest by elasticlala: 9:59pm On Aug 02, 2024
Ikaeniyan0:
I think it's last year or first quarter of this year, a committee the FG set up advised Tinubu to import foodstuffs, he refused, I don't understand why we can't import foodstuffs on the short run.

The main reason people are on the street is because of hunger, people like sanwo olu saw the handwriting a long time ago

https://nairametrics.com/2024/02/22/gov-sanwo-olu-to-request-fg-to-permit-importation-of-rice-paddy-for-imota-rice-mill/

But Tinubu kept on insisting we should only eat what we grow. A leader needs to be flexible. Look at tomato, rodo, look at yam sef, Nigerian farmers, market women and men are overpricing their goods.
At a point along the line, I began to think that the protest could have yielded immediate results if it was specifically target at telling the government to open the land border for importation of food items… then other secondary things could be added to the request. This issue of not allowing food to come in is not making any sense at all. It’s gross wickedness that has to be fought by the masses.
Politics › Re: Protest: Woman Weeps As She Partakes In The Anti-hunger Protest (video) by elasticlala: 11:44am On Aug 02, 2024
trutharena:
This is just another way for Obidients to gather and steal from innocent people while pretending to care. They will use this woman's tears to manipulate and cause chaos in the name of protest.
Are you not ashamed to say something like this at this point in time in Nigeria ?
Politics › Re: AfDB Okays $500 Million fresh Loan For Nigeria by elasticlala: 6:59am On Aug 02, 2024
Lightway:
Why do Yoruba people support Tinibu
They support because they benefit from the unfortunate situation. Even the other party members benefiting from this administration support them 100%. Have you ever tried to imagine Wike’s attitude; what he would have been saying about Tinubu, if he wasn’t given any position in this administration?

Only self-centered humans who are extremely wicked and condemned spiritually beyond hell, would be clapping hands for this administration.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Shoot Dead Four #EndBadGovernance Protesters In Borno by elasticlala: 10:12pm On Aug 01, 2024
chatinent:
Soldiers that only have muscles when they see civilians.
Very useless humans. Deploy them to Sambisa, they would resign and run away
Politics › Re: Rioters go on rampage, loot furniture, mattress, others at NCC hub, Kano by elasticlala: 12:20pm On Aug 01, 2024
Is this the protest for bad leadership or for SIM card? I no understand again
Politics › Re: Protesters Already Gathered At The MKO Abiola Stadium In Abuja. by elasticlala: 10:51am On Aug 01, 2024
SisterJolade:
What do you do for a living?
Honestly, I wonder if the guy thinks with his head or uses memory card for reasoning. Too many foolish people on Nairaland in recent time
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Man For Allegedly Advocating Violent Protest In Plateau State by elasticlala: 10:58am On Jul 29, 2024
Where is the TikTok video? Let them post it and let’s see if what he was being accused of are really true.
Crime › Re: Soldiers Neutralize Kidnappers In Edo, Kaduna (Pictures) by elasticlala: 10:06pm On Jul 26, 2024
Chukkychukky:
The soldiers operation in the south is different frm the operation in the north, maybe b4 dem shoot terrorist for north dem dey wait for comand frm abuja
I mentioned this same thing few months ago and some idiots were quoting me
Romance › Re: Moment Man Filmed His Married Colleague Lying To Husband To Be With Him (video) by elasticlala: 9:49pm On Jul 26, 2024
What kind of confusing topic is this huh

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