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CrimeRe: Two To Die For Armed Robbery, Stealing ₦‎105,000, Phones, Others In Ekiti by elasticlala: 5:51am On May 24, 2024
Mynd44:
What they did isn't a "lesser crime". Only those who do not understand the law push narratives like this.

There is a world of difference between robbery and armed robbery. If they had stolen without carrying a gun, snatched the items of initimadated, they won't be getting this punishment.

Once you cross that line and arm yourself before going to rob, you have entered a new world where your life is Forfeit


As for the politicians who you think commit bigger crime, financial crimes are not on the same level as armed robbery in the eye of the law. This is why Yahoo boys get 3-year sentences
What about the bandits that are rather taken to correction centers and declared repentant few months later? They carried arms as well and openly killed…
In my opinion, the sentence seems too extreme
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by elasticlala: 3:27pm On May 19, 2024
All the dreamers waiting for city to lose points before they can be victorious would finally wake up from their sleep today and face the hard reality.
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: We Won’t Shift Ground On ₦‎615,000 Demand, Says Labour by elasticlala: 6:40am On May 19, 2024
What
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves $500m Loan For Metering Nigerians by elasticlala: 4:12pm On May 15, 2024
Endless borrowing…. & later look for one thing more to tax the poor masses on, in order to pay back. Daytime impunity
PropertiesWould You Buy This Bicycle For N10 Million ? (photo Attached) by elasticlala(op): 6:36pm On May 10, 2024
So, I decided to take a walk today to see if I could find a bicycle to help me exercise, as it seems I've started gaining some weight. I came across this bicycle with a price tag of $6,999, which is over ₦10m with the current exchange rate. Just wondering, would anyone buy such a bicycle for over ₦10m if it were in Nigeria (photo attached)... would you?

TravelRe: Nigerian ‘Community’ Abroad is Toxic. by elasticlala: 4:31pm On May 09, 2024
grommet:
I have tend to notice that the nigerian community “abroad” is toxic. People are just filled with too much gossip, people also try to one up you, you wonder if they are your friends. Some come to your personal life and after its a mess as they come with a wave of drama to it.

Sometimes its annoying being in those spaces because its all about ‘this guy’s wife sleeping with different men who are sleeping with different girls and so on and so forth. It’s kind of annoying

Has anyone noticed this? Thoughts
This is hasty generalization!
That might be your own experience. I wonder the country and Nigerian community you are referring to.

To be honest, the Nigerian community in the state where I live in the USA here is nicer than even my family members in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: FG Plans Further VAT Increase, New Sharing Formula by elasticlala: 8:00am On May 09, 2024
What do you expect from those who do not work for their money ?
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To N1,415/$ In Parallel Market by elasticlala: 8:53am On May 08, 2024
Just few weeks ago, Aisha Yusuf asked people who still have dollars to keep it and they almost crucified her. Not even long after, here we are… people really hate the truth.
Where is the bastard Reno Onokri, whose exchange rate is centered on Dangote Refinery?
BusinessRe: CBN Directs Banks To Impose 0.5% Cybersecurity Levy On All Transactions by elasticlala: 8:45am On May 07, 2024
Wake up every morning to more afflictions from oppressors.

Why put any levy on the enactment of cybercrime act?
Is this how they do it in other countries?
They should as well put levies for other acts.

This is just the height of impunity and stupidity.
PoliticsRe: Bayo Onanuga Refers To Peter Obi As "Bitter Obi" by elasticlala: 4:32pm On May 06, 2024
princepee:
huh See wetin elderly man dey do because of politics.
He’s a useless human. More useless, are those singing his praises on empty stomach. Bastards.
PoliticsRe: Data Disproves Commissioner’s Claim That Lagos Is Africa’s 7th Largest Economy by elasticlala: 8:32pm On May 04, 2024
Overpopulates state
PoliticsRe: IPOB/ESN Terrorists Launch Rocket, Killed By Nigerian Troops by elasticlala: 2:06pm On May 04, 2024
In the East, they kill; in the North, they arrest.
Don't quote me; I'm not from either of these parts of the country.
This is only what I have observed under the sun
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by elasticlala: 1:17pm On May 04, 2024
Angelfrost:
Poor refereeing... Havertz clearly dived.

That would be the harshest and most corrupt penalty if awarded.
Seriously, they have knacked Bournemouth akpako
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (3 - 0) On 4th May 2024 by elasticlala: 1:10pm On May 04, 2024
Like play like play... it will get to FT 0:0
FamilyRe: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by elasticlala: 11:18am On May 04, 2024
Too bad.
So sorry about that.
For me, I can’t live with that for the rest of my life…
I would just wake up one morning, pick up my mobile phone and my academic credentials, and walk away.
CrimeRe: Suspected Phone Thief Stabs Young Woman In Yobe, Now arrested! by elasticlala: 9:56pm On May 03, 2024
Why is he still alive ?
PoliticsRe: Repentant Boko Haram Members Invade Police Station In Borno by elasticlala: 11:39am On May 03, 2024
Repentant ko, Redeemed ni …. Werey!

I’m waiting for the day same calamity will befall the bastard that brought the idea of repentance to terrorist in Nigeria.
CrimeRe: 24-Year-Old Woman Kills Her Son After The Father Rejected Him In Delta State by elasticlala: 11:32am On May 03, 2024
post=129758839:
Source: https://punchng.com/24-year-old-woman-paraded-for-killing-year-old-son/
I just realized I would have to identify as a Muslim before I can comment on Muslim related thread while this is not the case for Christianity. Lopsided policies and daytime impunity everywhere.

I’m also very surprised that Chelsea defeated Tottenham yesterday with 2:0 and it never got to front page while many useless headlines are hitting front page like political ideas.
CrimeRe: Police Parade Suspected Masterminds Of Kaduna Train Attack, Retrieve 48 Ak-47s by elasticlala: 6:00am On May 03, 2024
Hmmmmm
PoliticsRe: Woman Who Spoke Against Fuel Scarcity In 1994 Video Goes Viral by elasticlala: 11:53pm On May 02, 2024
Everyone knows the country is not working. People only just want to get to power and steal their own portion of the treasury. They lie to you that they are making progress and some daft ones would still believe there’s actually progress. Unfortunately it remains like this even in another 100 years. You keep doing a thing the same way and expect different result.

Until ‘old things’ pass away in Naija, nothing new can ever happen
CrimeRe: Fuel Scarcity: Toheeb Eniafe Shot Dead Over Argument At Petrol Station In Lagos by elasticlala: 6:10pm On May 02, 2024
This is really really bad.
The DSS didn't even take time to investigate before denying it wasn't their men that did it.
AutosRe: Toyota Gear Problem by elasticlala: 3:39pm On May 02, 2024
Speaking from experience, don't ever try to fix a gear problem; just get another one and replace it.
PoliticsRe: Chengdu F-7NI: Nigeria's Fastest Fighter Jet by elasticlala: 2:28am On May 02, 2024
Looks good. I hope they won’t mistaking use it to bomb Aso Rock
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 2) On 30th April 2024 by elasticlala: 8:11pm On Apr 30, 2024
Bayern is Bayern any day any time....
PoliticsRe: Petrol Scarcity: Supply Challenge Will Last For Another 2 Weeks – IPMAN by elasticlala: 9:29pm On Apr 28, 2024
Two weeks?
This will invariably push the cost of commodities higher.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by elasticlala: 1:46pm On Apr 28, 2024
Arsenal wins first half , 0:2
Tottenham wins second half 1:0

FT 1:2
PoliticsRe: Gallant Soldiers Fighting Against Boko Haram (video/pictures) by elasticlala: 12:36pm On Apr 26, 2024
Urheadmaster:
What's the purpose for this post
Very senseless post. It is even more pathetic that it made front page
BusinessRe: Exchange Rate: Why Prices Of Goods Will Remain High, Despite Naira Appreciation by elasticlala: 8:02am On Apr 20, 2024
jmoore:
If petrol was being sold for 617 naira per litre when 1 dollar was equal to 1,600 naira, then it should sell for 424 naira now that dollar is equal to 1,100 naira.

If NNPC doesn't reduce the price of petrol to 424 naira, then inflation will be on our faces.
Exactly!
I was telling one idiot few days ago that the high cost of commodities doesn’t solely depend on exchange rate and he was talking nonsense. The main issues are there unaddressed.
People shy away from the truth and become dumb for selfish reasons. For instance, how can Custom be having its own exchange rate higher than every other rates in Nigeria ? They slam this same rate on every imported goods and people begin to blame the sellers of the products… who wants to do a business at a loss!

Now, security, a major problem is there, no one is talking about it again. A. Number of farmers get killed on daily basis; unreported cases. No one is willing to go to farm due to fear of being killed.
PoliticsRe: The Moment Soldiers Were Ambushed By Bandits In The North West. (Video) by elasticlala: 7:47pm On Apr 19, 2024
LocalFARMERS:
This is the moment Soldiers fighting Bandist were ambushed. This incident took place in the North West.



May God protect our Gallant Soldiers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyUMrFcTWfk
This is an old video that has been posted on this forum times without number.
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates By ₦‎81/$ At Foreign Exchange Market by elasticlala: 1:03pm On Apr 19, 2024
zinaunreal:
Wallow in your poverty because youre used to it so na cheap coffin them go use burry you. You dont even know the effect of Naira in your everyday financial activities 😆 but ive seen a dog who knows mathematics better than your entire generations
Werey!
U can’t read and u understand! Have you ever come across the word significant and insignificant before ? Do you know their meanings in a sentence? It is pathetic that a goat would read my comment and understand but a mentally derailed human like you can’t understand forever.

See who is talking about poverty☹️ post your financial status here let’s see how much you earn annually and all u have in this life, let me assess you; if you are truly worth it then I would apologize to u for talking to a rich man but if not, poverty kill you there.

Or better still, post your identity let’s go check who you are on the global space and compare with me.
Don’t you ever mention me again, Bastard!
For you, you can’t attain my feat in your entire life.
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates By ₦‎81/$ At Foreign Exchange Market by elasticlala: 6:39am On Apr 19, 2024
zinaunreal:
Why did you go to school? What a waste of funds from your parents. They should have invested in bingo coz it has more sense than you
Alaye, are you mad ni?
I was already typing many responses but decided to not waste my time on a fool!
What have you achieved in your miserable life with the knowledge you claim to have ? Or what problem have u ever solved with it?

It is people like you who have failed to think with their beards that have plunged the country into such critical condition. Idiot!
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates By ₦‎81/$ At Foreign Exchange Market by elasticlala:
You guys should alow Naira and Dollar breath nau!
There are many other problems to face than monitoring exchange rate like village people monitoring one’s progress.
These + or - N70 changes currently have no significant effect on the well being of Nigerians.

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