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chiogo:
Not on Nairaland of course. duh.
It just might be you.

Come on . . . my pics are heavily guarded by the ASSMFF.
It's not available on this hacker-friendly World Wide Web, in fact you need NASA's ethernet to find them.

lalaboi:
Who dey form for hia sef?. . . . Eldee??. . .My dog see im picture e run comot ous for a whole year!. . . I asked her why, she said to me!. . , No comment!. . .

Hehehe . . . my monkey see you, hug you . . . I ask am why?? Im say, 'Lala na my brother from another mother'

chiogo:
LOL I've seen Eldee's pics before, I think. Not sure.

Gators, Jay-z is ugly?? I'm not saying he's fine oo, he just has a LOT of mouth
But he's not ugly either.

No way!!! You're seeing things . . .
Whoever you saw wasn't Eldee

After 90 mins . . . four players with 1 point each and a couple with 0 points

sugar pp:
oh pls u r movin 2 fast,
where in UK do u stay? obviously nt 10 downin street my cousin lives at no. 13

Nah . . .If I were to be on on full throttle, I'd be asking sumn else

I live in the North and London too . . . are you always this interesting or are you just doing it cus you know it'l get me attracted to you??

@michellin
Come on, no one wants to talk about ugly pple

Adrenaline:
Abeg an which eldee be this? I've always wanted to ask. Are you the BIG BOY eldee?  

Hehe. . . Nah, don't rap

The Sly:
Stop spewing bunkum. . . .Same goes to people here pretending not to know the definition of ugly.
Anyone who says no one is ugly should be flogged.
Why giving people false hope? If no one is ugly,
Would the word  ''Ugly'' have existed in the first place?

Hehehe . . . Tell them
This is one of those things that leave pple blind

sugar pp:
@ Eldee how old r u?

I'm in my 20s

You're Yoruba, how would you like to have some Ishan in you??

sugar pp:
london next 19 questions

Nah, u have to ask me ten questions.

michelin89:
Ok then Eldee, dress go that side, make this lady see the good men!  

So I was a good man when we were making out the other day??
And now because I'm appreciating a goodlooking lady, I'm a bad guy??

sugar pp:
i'm from ijebu but a global citizen i am currently shuttling between UK, Ireland n Belgium

You're where you live . . .

Aiite . . . quick game of 20 questions

Where do u stay in the UK??

michelin89:
Nor mind Eldee. He is a famous bosom chaser on this forum.

Leave the lady alone . . . she's used to male attention
And she knows a good man when she sees one

[quote author=H.J link=topic=350559.msg5098240#msg5098240 date=1260623639]ELDEE U DEY MAD! I fit send stealth bombers come your house if u keep talkin. Lol.[/quote]Yo chill . . . I know my good looks can be intimidating, but come on, missiles??
I'm used to people threatening to shoot me for being this hott . . . but please take it easy.

I'd be less goodlooking if I could, ask Will Smith, we have the same problem.

Whoa!!! There's no beef . . .
Where exactly are you from . . . let me rate you with my global average.

sugar pp:
mister i am cuter than your average n its nt jst mouth

Believe me, the Nigerian average is a record low so I understand why you'll say that

sugar pp:
i dnt kno wat u r tlkn bout i fall in luv wit ugly people all the time

Likes attract

Get a bleeping job . . . he's a youth corper for heaven's sake!!!

@tosin
You see what I was saying??
This is where chics start leaving their men for me. It's a big problem believe me

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=350559.msg5097993#msg5097993 date=1260619637]Wow, i knew it, that connection and bond was just too strong, lol, most intelligent vs most Handsome on NL, such match can only be made in heaven Off to go and start printing our wedding invites babe



Hence the reason she only made list B as consulation prize I waited to confirm you were intelligent, before i left Sauron too [/quote]Hehehe . . . don't leave Sauron, he's almost as smart as moi.
But the looks, he'll never be this goodlooking, you know it's God given. They don't sell it at Tesco.

Somebody Wants To Die is the best anti-hater song in Naija right now.
Note the fact that it's not really a diss song not a beef song . . .meaning he could decide to brag all through.
No other diss song comes near. He's like the 'threshold'

Bragging??

They a little fly M.I is an orbit
Making more green than an orchard

M.I finito, never be an equal, never be a sequel, such a huge eagle
And I'll never crash, I'm no Sosoliso - Forget punchlines, sometimes just bragging off is the difference between an average diss and a good one.

Coming at me is the only way they gon ever approach a star - How cocky can a beef song get??

References??

Don't even bother, beneath us (Benitez) like Rafa
Rule over the game . . . Sepp Blatter

I'm a plane, I'm a rocket, I'm an eagle (Superman)

Wordplay??

I do eat beef but right now I'm fasting
You don't even want it anyway why u acting??
Niggas want drama I'ma holla when I'm castiing

I'm a plane, I'm a rocket, I'm an eagle
And it's plain how I rock the desert eagle
That's what I call my microphone it's so lethal.

Multisyllabic Rhymes?? Just start from 'This is real talk I had to restart'.

Delivery?? No nigerian rapper comes near Mr Incredible in that category.
He does it like he was born to do it.

The beat?? Hehehe . . . next level, whoever made that beat is guilty of aiding and abetting murder.
He had the beat made for M.I in the third verse. No one else could have used to beat like that. . . stopping each time M.I had to drop a punchline.

Somebody Wants to Die is the best we've seen this year . . . no question about that.
M.I's only competition is in his mirror.

Simples . . .

There are two categories of ugly pple I know.

Some of them are battered and extremely rude, they get on the defensive easily and think the world is against them.
These ones just disgust me too much.
I know it's mean, but nah, they need to get sorted out.

The second category's the funny chick that ends up in the friendzone.
You spend so much time seeing them as your good friend that you never see yourself falling in love wiv em.

FL Gators:
lol kuro jare
Ive seen your pix b4, just wanted to see a recent one

Erm . . . ever wondered why it's called a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity??
Move let the other people that haven't witnessed God's gift to nature have a chance.

[quote author=H.J link=topic=350559.msg5097807#msg5097807 date=1260617156]Abeg make we hear word. Lol. Eldee dey fear make boys no yab am. If u r usin seun as excuse, we understand. Lol, This one wey u dey do like say u be model for advert[/quote]I dey fear say make boys like you no yab me . . . yes na.
I no want make una come dey hate me after all una girlfriends don run comot for house come meet me.


[quote author=H.J link=topic=350559.msg5097807#msg5097807 date=1260617156]help us by gracin here wit your pix, if na wetin u wan hear.[/quote]I really want to help, but as a perfect _{and goodlooking} gentleman, I will not disobey higher authority.
Seun is my boss . . . I don't want to get fired.

If you really want to see more goodlooking pple like me, just type in Tyson Beckford on Youtube

FL Gators:
Eldee,

But seriously na, everybody has posted their pix, ugly or okay.

Oya, am waiting. . . .

Tell Seun to approve . . . I don't want to get into trouble.
Stillwater saw my pic the other day, she left Sauron

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=350559.msg5097760#msg5097760 date=1260616167]eldee u dan crase finish[/quote]When you grow up, you'll be almost as fine as moi

FL Gators:
lol maa da lo hun jare

If you're gonna hate, at least hate in English

FL Gators:
rotflmao. . . .see pick up line
hehehe

What more can I say??

[quote author=H.J link=topic=350559.msg5097736#msg5097736 date=1260615754]Eldee, 4 your mind abi, lol[/quote]Hehehe . . . don't hate, I'm so goodlooking, it's shocking that I'm smart too

FL Gators:
Eldee, take small style dey insult me eh

Oya, where your pix na, Ive never seen one

Seun warned me never to put my picture on Nairaland.
He said sumn like 'traffic explosion' or sumn. . . I can't disobey his orders.

Last time I posted it on the 'Hidden Faces of Romance Section Members', the Romance Section became the most popular section on NL.

MrCrackles:
Yeah i understand a fair bit of yoruba. . .I will listen to the song proper this time. .
Been impressed with a few jams coming outta that country lately

Word!!! Those guys have refused to slow down

Try Banky's Lagos Party Remix and see what I'm talking about.
Then the rappers too . . . M.I, Mode, Naeto-C . . . it's tough out there

[quote author=H.J link=topic=350559.msg5097666#msg5097666 date=1260614924]But wait first, is Jay-z not handsome?, i no really see am as insult but i didn't like it either way. Punchlinee abi ofoka, drop your pix make we know whether u look like segun arinze, smeagel or quasimodo. Lol![/quote]If FL Gators call you ugly, na big time Bleep up be that
E be like make Kemistry dey call person wowo

Punchline is a lost cause . . . he's 34, no babe, he's still waiting for his first kiss

faakay:
loooooooooool, go watch some video clips that re shot for 10 mins

But me ooo, I'm feeling this track, a video is not necessary

10 mins?? It gets boring.
It reminds me of 'We Too Much' on HiTV, it gets tiring after the first two verses.

Music videos should be 4:30 max . . . no one wants to see you pose for 6 minutes

faakay:
I don't think a video will be shot for this remix, Banky as already done the Lagos party video, it will be out soon,

It's too long to get a video . . . six minutes is too long for TV

Come on . . . we all know Jay-Z is this year's biggest act.
How were they supposed to bring Jay-Z or Lil Wayne??

They had to settle for the ones they could get.

How much ego can you force into a six minute video??
Naeto-C, Eldee, D'banj?? In one room??
This is how to do a party track. . . I expect to see a Choc Boys remix on M.I 2.

The swagger is so on point . . . it's scary.
Push spoken-word aside, this is what I wanna hear in a club.

Who the Bleep is this Muna chic She could be our missing naija diva.

Eldee - 'Like a corrupt lawyer, I'ma buy out the bar'

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Scatta Head - Femi Kuti

I've the mixtape for a week or two now . . .it's not as good as his previous works.

I like the metaphorical sh!t he does, he uses two words to tell us what he's talking about . . . and then he goes metaphorical till the end.
Miss the first two lines and you never find out what he's talking about.

And his wordplay's on point too.

She kept going like etcetera - Angels Remix