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they both sucked

How can you say Kanye sucked on that song?? It was a bragging rights song and that's exactly what Kanye did.

With lines like:

It's the fast life, we are on a crash course
Watchu think I rap for to push a bleeping Rav4??

That's probably the most popular bar of the year with Lil Wayne's 'Bugatti line' coming a close second.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=366896.msg5119977#msg5119977 date=1260901600]wayne was really on point!! but on point doesnt beat an EMINEM [/quote]Come on . . . this wasn't even a rap battle.
This was Lil Wayne releasing a rock ablum and featuring a rapper, Eminem.
Why're you guys going faster than yourselves, we'll still see a Lil Wayne-Em track in the nearest future, that's obvious.

Weezy is an Eminem fan, he'll definitely do a collabo with him on Carter IV.

Let's hope it's not like Jay-Z Vs Kanye on Run This Town.

As long as condoms remain 99% safe, I'm sure it's well.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=366814.msg5119811#msg5119811 date=1260899956]I carry ma device with me at all times: HIV detector. [/quote]You know you're not allowed to talk about the detector on the internet.
We need to see if it's commercially viable before we release it into the market.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=302710.msg5120011#msg5120011 date=1260902046]We can put his hypothesis to a test.

Manage Chamotex's team for 3 weeks and let him manage yours for 3 weeks.[/quote]It took three months to build this team . . . Even Amodu Shaibu will win the World Cup with this team I selectively assembled.

Chamo's team suffers from acrophobic vertigo.
He'll get dizzy if he finds himself that high on the table
That's why he enjoys staying down

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=302710.msg5119993#msg5119993 date=1260901790]The operative word is ARGUABLY. [/quote]What sort of argument do I want to go into with the Relegation Zone Manager of the Month??

chamotex:
[size=16pt]Arguably the best manager in the league Chamo Tex[/size] still appeared to be in an equivocal mood today after the ridiculous comments made by Sir El Dee.
The tactical manager met with journalists today after training to give his account of the story. It is thought the stories were just mere speculation and was probably lost in translation.

I read this part and I still can't stop laughing . . .
This beats Chris Rock and BasketMouth put together

honeric01:
, so boring.

Yeah that's exactly what it is.
Posting the same piece of infromation a hundred times just beacuse some idiots refused to learn how to use a simple Google search is worse than boring, it's irritating.
Bunch of bleeping retards.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=365778.msg5119272#msg5119272 date=1260895893]is this angiefan again?

if you're referring to WWII, that war was won by the ALLIES

kindly google WWII and allies and brush up on your history knowledge.

Britons no send you message.[/quote]Hehehe . . . come on, give Churchill some credit
Europe was already wrecked till we got fully into it.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=365778.msg5119278#msg5119278 date=1260895912]Forget honeric. . . . . .He is a WUM.
Don't feed the troll. [/quote]I gave up a long time ago . . .

Ibime:
One mans heaven is another man's hell!!!

mukina2:
you bad oh

I've not won any award since I got a job at Eldee FC.
Abeg let's appreciate his skill at leading the relegation zone . . . e no easy.

slimshay:
and gradually the same type of campaign of calumny instigated against TuFace is being built up against 9ice. . . .*shakes head*

Nah . . . this is so cool.
Infact, I'll respect him for this . . . this is how to get pple off your back.

Hope there's no question about 9ice street cred now

honeric01:
says who? which law are you quoting? just show me where it is in IAAF rules and regulation and i will gladly accept.

@Sauron
This is number 36 now . . . still counting

Ibime:
hehehehehe. . . . . Chamo Tex confidence must be really high. . . . 45th spot. LMAO!

Hmmn . . . he just might surprise you.

45 may sound impossible but I trust Mr Chamo Tex. . . he has the Midas touch
Afterall he's the Relegation Zone Manager of The Month for November

Mekana:
fool, find something to do and stop chasing shadows. Who cares what u think or what u have discussed? Get a life

Hehehe . . . one piece of advice for you.
'It better to shut your mouth and let everyone think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it'

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=365778.msg5119030#msg5119030 date=1260894390]It's looking like a mental retardation case to me.[/quote]Believe it or not, some of these people are graduates

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=365778.msg5118582#msg5118582 date=1260891702]That question has been answered.
The minimum requirement as at then was a residence permit which Onwubiko had on his Naija passport.
That does not make him a British citizen. He should have applied to be a Citizen while he had the opportunity but he was busy committing crimes here and there.[/quote]35 and still counting.
I've done posted a reference, quoted various officials, given examples . . . I'm tired of explaining stuff to people that are this fickle.
This one don pass 'Ignorance is bliss'

Mekana:
What the heck is wrong with this dude? Is it my biz what u have discoursed? U might need some fresh air Don't sound like a gay here buddy

That question you asked has been clarified to other like-minded fickle individuals.
The least you could do is to try to cure your ignorance by researching for yourself and stop begging people to spoonfeed you.

You don't expect people to sit here and educate you just because you choose to argue in complete ignorance of basic facts.

Mekana:
U failed to strike a dichotomy btwn offenses. There are differences between Criminal law, immigration law and civil law. Most often, the later attracts fines and community work, definitely not prison terms, not even deportation. Where are u coming from? What qualifies one for the much touted British citizenship if not by the virtue of one marrying a Briton or wat? British economy is apparently stagnant and retrogressive, perhaps thats why they are aggressive against immigrants. Instead of planning and building their flawed system, they use (black) immigrants as scepegoats.

Myself, Sauron, Sienna and other posters have discussed this in previous pages of this same thread.
Posting it again will be useless. . . go back and see for yourself.

[center][size=16pt]Chamotex: Even Alex Ferguson Cannot Save Debosky FC from Relegation[/size][/center]

Recent unconfirmable reports have suggested that Mr Chamo Tex, Head Coach of Chamo Athletic FC has drawn battle lines with Mr Adedebosky Ade of Debosky FC.

He was quoted in a report on the Four-Two-Four website whilst accepting his Relegation Zone Manager of the Month Award. He had this to say about Debosky FC manager;

'Debosky FC is not a team anyone should be looking at now. Adedebosky has been a really bad coach, it's too late to do anything about it.
Even if they decide to fire him and hire Sir Alex Ferguson right now, they'll still get relegated.
The only manager that can save that team is Sir El 'Legend' Dee.'

This news might come across as shocking given the fact that Chamo Athletic only recently dragged itself out of the relegation trenches as a result of some heroic performance of a couple of players. His confidence in his newly assembled team is easily displayed in the rest of the interview.

'I see my team finishing very high this season. In fact we might just surprise everyone and clinch the 45th spot.'

Inside reports have predicted that this might cause a sharp drop in the team moral of Debosky FC's players who have surpassed all expectations by climbing to number 62 in the NL Division 2 table.
Efforts to reach Debosky FC's  management have proved futile as they still continue to maintain their strict 'no-comment' policy.

Stay tuned for updates on this story.

okunoba:
I personally don`t think he should be deported, the crime doesn`t fit the punishment. I agree he could have killed someone by jumping the red light, but the reality is he didn`t. He should stay based on compassionate ground, with a warning of deportation next time he breaks the law.

To correct few errors on this thread,
1.driving under the influence means u have had too much to drink over the limit allowed to drive. U can drink and drive as long as it`s not over the limit.
2.Driving while disqualified is a criminal offence liable to a prison sentence.
3.U can be deported if convicted of a serious crime or u are serial offender.
4.U can be made to appear in court 4 driving violetions depending on the violations,  no insurance, mot and car defects can land u in court.
5.Athletes who have had residence in a country for at least three consecutive years, can represent the country.(IAAF rules)            .

Of course that's what will happens . . . European Human Rights law subdues Parliamentary Supremacy.
What I don't like is the fact that people are calling this a case of institutional racism. . . That's bullshit.

His lawyers are being smart and not appealing the decision why?? Because there's no hope there.
They're appealing on compassionate grounds  . . . 'coming to Nigeria might be bad for the wellbeing of a disabled man'
If he stays here, it'll be a privilege not a right. . . because he lost the right to remain in the UK by being a criminal.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=365778.msg5114402#msg5114402 date=1260842936]He wants you to [i]b[/i]reast-feed him.
Buncha knuckle-heads.[/quote]Hehehe . . . I thought the whole point of arguing on Nairaland is the assumption that everyone here knows how to use the internet.
I might be wrong though

gongo aso:
strike out the "future" and replace with current

Hehehe . . . you wan put Oga Admin for trouble.
Seun's not a Nigerian citizen so he'll prolly get deported to Mogadishu

hbrednic:
may be you can show us a clear evidence,
so that i will stop assuming  

At the moment residency is one of the main qualifications and athletes can compete for a country as long as they are in the process of applying for citizenship even though they may not get it eventually.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/athletics-iaaf-to-tighten-up-rules-on-nationality-1113509.html

These where the rules as at the time he competed. . . proof that he didn't need to be a citizen then.
What more do you want me to do?? Pay your high school tuition fees for you to comprehend this??
I'll be here to help.

gongo aso:

roflmao
told ya. . . you are trying too much 

How will I be able to live with myself knowing there's still one more life I didn't impact??
It's pro-bono, we need to help these guys, they are Nigeria's future leaders

hbrednic:
what has snoop gut to do with the case here.
the guy represented britain as a citizen in para-olympic games.
how come he is no longer a british?

This unrepentant ignorance is getting annoying.
You couldn't research before posting, I'm doing it for you and you're still acting up.

hbrednic:
[/b]

many countries do cut corners and grand citizenship to any athelete they want to represent them,
so Obikwelus case should be no surprise.

[i]At the moment residency is one of the main qualifications and athletes can compete for a country as long as they are in the process of applying for citizenship even though they may not get it eventually./i]

These are IAAF rules . . . I hate misinformed assumptions.

lite5:
@eldee,  shame on you!!!  traffic offence is a misdemeanor and it's not purnishable by 'deportation'

You obviously know better than his lawyers, the UK Border Agency, the CPS, The , the judge and the activists (that are only appealing the decision on the grounds of human rights violations)
That Harvard Law degree could probably help the man . . . tell him to fire his lawyers.

Siena:
A prolific offender, driving without a licence after being disqualified, is a potential killer. The fact no one was hurt is irrelevant. Or do you suggest the law waits till he kills, or maims someone before they take action?

DUI is a criminal offence. Driving offences are often civil. Driving whilst disqualified, under the influence, or without a valid insurance certificate converts civil to criminal. No half measures. Why would he show a blatant disregard for the law, just because he won 5 gold medals? The law is no respecter of status in the UK, which I think our country Nigeria needs to emulate.

A criminal conviction can trigger deportation, that's the way it is.

I've tried hard to convey this to them. . . let's hope they listen to you.

hbrednic:
you must be a citizen of a country before you can represent them in any international sporting event,
the country you are about to represent must show your passport to the appropiate sport governing body.
dragging urself to the screening whatever makes no meaning.

That is a misinformed assumption.
You don't need to be a citizen of a country to compete even by IAAF rules.
All you need is to have proof that you're in the process of applying . . . e.g Residence Permit, ILR.

For heavens sake how long did it take the likes of Obikwelu to get citizenship then?? 2 years??

honeric01:
so the punishment for traffic offense is deportation?

Nah  . . . the punishment for multiple criminal convictions is deportation.
This is the same for any foreign national be it Obama, Usain Bolt even dead Michael Jackson.

gongo aso:
@eldee and co
It's apparent some people will never understand what the LAW really is. Aeons of breaking traffic laws and rules in Nigeria has sunken into their existence they see no need to obey simple law. The man broke a law, he's facing the music, country of origin or previous exploits will not help him out. We are only crying foul cos he's a Nigerian. . . .  he's represented them b4. . . so. . . he can drive when he was told not to  
You can't but wonder how some peeps reason so crappily  

That's the problem with Nigeria.
Half the country's working hard at making the country better, half the country's doing whatever they please with the little power they have.

The V.I traffic lights are probably the most disregarded traffic signals in the world.
You can't count how many deaths they've caused

honeric01:
a traffic offense, didn't kill anyone, don't use the word "CRIME" like he killed someone or despoiled someone, all the offense outlined on the article and traffic related so is deportation the capital punishment for traffic offense?

He commited a crime when he drove while disqualified.
He actually disregarded the concern for public safety by driving after having close shaves.
That was a criminal offence . . . besides anyone in the UK knows that most careless driving cases are DUI cases without undeniable proof.

David Wood, head of criminality and detentions at the UK Border Agency, said: "In light of a number of criminal convictions, Vincent Onwubiko was notified on 13 November 2007 of a decision to make a deportation order against him.

Note the use of the word 'criminal conviction[b]s[/b]' .

David Wood, head of criminality and detentions at the UK Border Agency, said: "In light of a number of criminal convictions, Vincent Onwubiko was notified on 13 November 2007 of a decision to make a deportation order against him. We have fully considered his case and made sure that his human rights are not breached. This decision has been reviewed and upheld by an immigration judge. The UK Border Agency has not been presented with a European Court of Human Rights injunction preventing his removal and we have not received any new representations from either Mr Onwubiko or his representatives."

Let's not play dumb here . . .
It's obvious it was a criminal conviction. The papaers are just trying to downplay the criminal part.
Ever wondered why they highlighted the 'five golds' and then ignored it all through the rest of the article??
Yellow journalism at it's best.

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg5112846#msg5112846 date=1260826047]How heated can an argument between Mr mid-table and Mr Last get? [/quote]When I was still number 35 on the table, Davidylan FC was first.
I promised myself that if I ever step within five steps of his table position, I'll retire and congratulate myself for a job well done.
Now he's on a free-fall and he's about 7 spaces ahead.

Believe me, Debosky has hope.

Dayokanu
Cristalz
The Arsenal Boyz (Gooner, Duduspace, Allboyz, Edoyad, Slimshay, e.tc) - That's One Body

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=365778.msg5111163#msg5111163 date=1260809825]Brilliant post. [/quote]

texazzpete:
@eldee
I'm surprised people are still arguing with you. And all those crying racism need to go for an IQ test ASAP.

This is a man who had twice been cautioned for careless driving and had shown a disregard for highway safety. After being disqualified the silly fellow still went on driving.
Why are we so quick to pull the 'racism' card for one man's foolishness? You want the Home Office to rescind their decision, do you know the furore that will be caused if this fellow goes back on the road and kills someone?

He had his chance and he blew it. Simple as that.

Funny how the same people supporting this man's lawless behaviour are the ones often seen on NL muttering about the need for a revolution in Nigeria.

This reminds me of the case of the Nigerian ambassadorial candidate to the US being rejected allegedly because his son had a pending rape case on his hands.
Everyone screamed racism . . .

I don't understand how you'll give diplomatic immunity to the family of a man whose son has committed series of criminal offences.

honeric01:
it's like you are leaving out one vital information, he is going to be deported but to where? with the fact that he already represented Britain at big occasions, does that mean anyone without a British passport can be allowed to represent their country? i need that part clarified.

You're allowed to represent Britain in an athletic competition as long as you're legally resident and in the process of applying for  British passport.
He probably got a Residence permit in the UK by marrying a British Citizen, that gives him the opportunity to choose to contest for the UK.

He decided to take everything for granted and commited multiple indictable offences and got done for it.
The Criminal Justice System doesn't care if you're Gordon Brown's Chinese sister-in-law, when you (a foreign national) commit an indictable offence, you have to leave.

Now he was a multiple offender, my niece, aged six could have been unlucky to be on the road while he was driving under the influence.
He's not being deported because he's black, he's being deported because he went against the promise he made to be allowed to remain in this country.
He committed a crime, was pardoned but nah, he had to take it to the next level.

I see a script from this story . . .

The Election (1 & 2)

Starring Segun Arinze, Emeka Ike, Ejike Asiegbu and introducing Mustapha Akali as (Oga Police).

Produced by El Dee (Mr Immaculate) and Directed by Aloy Emeka (Mr Incredible)

Movie will be shot and ready before Wednesday. . . WASH OUT!!!