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netotse:
ja mein Führer!

this thread has been very instructive. . .in fact let me just state one of the things i've learnt on this thread

1. One of the ways to ensure that a thread remains cilvil and on-point is to populate the thread with strictly womanisers(i swear Eldee is the only non-womaniser that has posted on the thread. . .scouts honour!).

I know . . . it's easy for womanisers to get along
Saron, Tkb, Sagamite, Chamotex, Debosky, Jaybeee . . . this is NLWA

[quote author=H.J link=topic=189393.msg5109843#msg5109843 date=1260800219]THANKS. though the lines boldly written aint mine, it's from the SA rapper proverb. The line dat was written in a smaller size above is wut's mine.


Ma delivery expands though mum had contractions during ma childbirth ------ by Gemini[/quote]Are you blind?? Didn't you read the title??
Besides we hate South Africans so you're officially a traitor

presido1:
Common sense or Law of the Land which one do you subscribe to? But its weird to deport a legal cus of trafic offence. Even illegals that drive without licence and insurance are rarely deported talkless of a legal man with kid and a british wife for many years. Why haven't they given him passport? U must be a citizen to represent a country.

He was accused of careless driving a couple of times . . . he's a potential murderer.
It's so obvious that the press is trying to play down the offences to sell papers.

Driving under the influence is not the same thing as driving without a insurance . . . one's a criminal offence, one's civil.
With criminal offences, the law is quite clear

If a foreign national is over 17 years old, has been convicted of a criminal offence which carries with it a prison sentence and the court which sentenced the foreign national recommended that he be deported once he has served his sentence.

It's the law . . . when people start cutting corners it could be harmful to the legal system.
No one's forcing you to stay in the UK, but, as long as you've not settled your passport, don't commit a criminal offence . . . c'est fini.

The law applies to everyone from Obama to the doctors, lawyers, athletes, miscreants, everyone.
The law is there for a reason . . . it's there to protect the other residents.
You forget that the person he hits in one of the DUI cases could be a 7-year old Nigerian girl.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=350559.msg5107946#msg5107946 date=1260778360]peeeps in and

see how sexually starved peeps are derailing the thread [/quote]Chei . . . you called me sexually starved??
Your girlfriend is in trouble

chiogo:
And I'm cool with that.   Too many fishes in the ocean.

Where's my Sly jare?  

I know. . . but 99.9% of those fishes are mackerels.
You didn't get to roll with the big sharks

The Sly:
She doesnt roll wif Babies. . . . .
What chance are you talking about mate?

*Slaps him

I don't you not to let me catch you!!!
This is when I'll teach you how to behave in public

chiogo:
No, why?

Because I didn't give you a chance to be with the Eldee

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=364758.msg5106816#msg5106816 date=1260747283]Lmao . . . . .how is it a nonsense question anywayz?
dude is just asking for HIV [/quote]Come the Bleep on . . . It's 2009.
Protection!!!

chiogo:
LOL see me see trouble. Ain't nobody talking about Eldee anymore. Y'all two enjoy.

Do you know why you suck??

The Sly:
*slaps him*

Which part of ''Shut up'' you dont get?

Just keep running and don't come back.
I'll teach yo how to respect your elders when I get you.
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=350559.msg5106719#msg5106719 date=1260746036]BusyBody is not what you are looking for.
She's too young to perform. . . . . .U also stand the risk of getting arrested on pedophiliac charges. . . .[/quote]I'm still in the trial stages . . . I'll tell you when I'm done with the analysis.

Aiite now let's settle this business bout my next NL chic
Anyone that needs to get a chance will have to wait in line like every other chic

It's on a first come first serve basis . . . although some features will help in acquiring a Q-jump.

The Sly:
Who be this one  
Shut up man. . . . . .Just shut up!!
Yes he'd be better.

See wetin this small pikins don cause
They don dey give you mind abi?? hmmn

I'll act like I didn't just here you tell me what to do . . . next time, hmmn

chiogo:
I laugh in Queen's English. Sly is better than you.  
Let him know, boo.

What can I say . . . you've been brainwshed
Tell her Busybody

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=350559.msg5106469#msg5106469 date=1260743847]Pssssf, what do I want with Sauron's wham bang thank you ma'am, blink and you miss it performance, can you imagine i had to take out a magazine subscription for batteries to keep the costs of topping myself up, down, so he can go and stuff his cocktail sausages somewhere else where the sun don't shine, abeg [/quote]You just need to take things slow
He's got good references

The Sly:
Your gra gra too much. . .
Cool down. . . ABi wetin dey block u sef.

Back the Bleep off homie . . . stick with FL Gators

chiogo:
My dear, I was gonna ask you to back off   But Good luck, his shakara is too much. I give up.   He's all yours.

Don't worry b . . . there's a man out there for you. . . He'll just not be a good as the Eldee

Ibime:
Y'all keep laughing. . . . no condition is permanent. . . . the form guide shows MEND FC is the 2nd top performing side for December. . . . with Eldee FC moving up the charts in 3rd place.

Nah . . . I've had a really bad month
There's no way I'm third on the form guide.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=350559.msg5106363#msg5106363 date=1260742747]BusyBody is a trailer-park teenager, abeg.
She is as flat as ma skateboard in college. Her figure came up short with one point. . . .She's figure 7.

BusyBody is a Polyandrist and i am afraid, i don't share skirts.[/quote]It's all about her love for you.
Is this what I get for my matchmaking skills??

chiogo:
Aww, how cute!!!
Are you sure? Hope I'm not reading meanings into this.  

Busy body. . . .chill  

Ionno, you make your choices . . . it's a free country

@Sauron & Busybody

Aiite . . . you lovebirds need to kiss and make up.
I'm tired of hearing bout these fights every now and then.

Busybody, Sauron loves you and he's ready to take a bullet for you.
Sauron . . . she rejected Sly because of you, you should take her back

chiogo:
tsk tsk. So you don't want fame? 
Girl, let's focus on Eldee. 

Nah. . . take the fame and give me the fortune, I'm a simple man

chiogo:
Girl, let's focus on Eldee.

I can handle both of you . . . however you want it

@Bolaji
Get a life negro . . . you're not growing any younger!!!

chiogo:
How is America supposed to find out on Nairaland?
If that was the case, I should be in London by now modeling too.

C'mon, Gators is a fine chica.

America has eyes on everything . . . there are about 50,000 American residents on this site, they brush it every now and then for National Security.
That's how they got Keira Knightley to cross over.

Gators?? Hmmn . . . she's so fine, I think she and Bolaji should hook up

24 meet Jay-Z
[flash=425,355]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVC4uBfL9s8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/flash]

24 is a month away . . . I'll sue everyone if they kill one more agent.

Andre Uweh:
I am sure the guy in question is not using the right lawyers. Sometimes the govt at Westminster gives you the lawyers that will aid and speed up ones deportation. I have seen cases of worse traffic offences here in the UK and the culprits were not deported.

Are you accusing them of bribing lawyers here??
Come on!!!

Besides, he's not even fighting the judgement on grounds of wrongful application of the law.
He's fighting it on human rights grounds . . . he's using the fact that he's disabled to try to escape this, that says sumn.

skfa1:
OK why dont they deport him b4 wining gold?

Look my friend, truth be told, when they use you , they will definately dump u atlast, this has been happening so many years ago. Pray make dem no use and dump u. Na work place bad pass (use and dump). cheiiiii make God save us.

If he commited these crimes before the event, he'd have been long gone.
Let's not let patriotism cloud our rational thinking, he couldn't win the cases in court, if the punishment he deserves is deportation, then he should go.
I don't care if he's the world long jump champion . . .

They've deported countless doctors and bankers for various criminal offences . . . it'll be unfair for them to let him stay if he committed crimes that are legally punishable by deportation.

^^^^^^^^
I feel for you bruv . . . life must be hard being you
Do the chics still like you Did they ever??

ruskiee:

Don't play dumb with me, it's irritating

ruskiee:
People are not ugly.
The character is all that matters.

Hehehe . . . stop giving people false hope.
We all know there are certain aestethic features that are appreciated in this world.

People that fall below that don't have it as easy as others.
You could be PC and call em 'people with a nice personality' I call it 'UGLY', other people go with 'wowo' or 'Kemistry'

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=365403.msg5103594#msg5103594 date=1260705909]You really need to.I need to really sit down and review this year's duet before i can tag it the best duet for the year.Inspite of not wanting to judge impulsively,i am sure it's amongst the top 5.[/quote]It's Asa it'll definitely be good.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=365403.msg5103594#msg5103594 date=1260705909]Most of his hits did not even have anyone on it El.That said,think it will be pretty difficult for him to ever match the iconic level of the Gongo Aso album but then,this last effort is far from the wack status dudes are according it.[/quote]Come on . . . 9ice has never been bad on a collabo.
He has a 100% clean sweep . . . but when it's his songs, he hits and misses.
I listened to some songs on this album . . . he was not at 9ice' level.

honeric01:
this is modern time slavery, when he was useful to them, they exploited him, now that they have more young and vibrant "slaves" coming to their country, they want to dispose the old and tired ones. A leopard will never change its spot. (BRITAIN)

I don't see anything wrong with this.
If a doctor commits a crime that's punishable by deportation, he's sent out.
Why should it be any different for an athlete?? Do other professions not contribute to the societal well-being??
Oh because he won five golds we should leave him alone?? Marion Jones got five medals and she still got locked up for deceiving the FBI.

It's the UK, the laws are the same for everyone . . . We should learn from this.
The law for the common thief should be the same for the corrupt politician.

9ice did a song with Asa?? WOW!!!
I need to listen to that.

Bout 9ice . . . I think 9ice sounds better in collabos.

punchlinee:
eldee do we have right to post other people's picture without their permission, if yes let me know make i post all your pictures wey i store for our old chats .

answer me can we post peoples pictures without their permission, make i scatter this place with numerous peoples pictures wey i dey store for ages now.

Definitely . . . post anyone you've got, I know I've not shown anyone on NL my pic
E sure me, and you go see who go chop yap here . . .

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=350559.msg5101423#msg5101423 date=1260660128]Did you have to go into details with tosin about how I stalked you for two years and even bribed and paid you to date me


Did you just whisper into my ears that Sauron is not as smart and goodlooking as you, and that he can only smell it but can never experience it Okay I promise I wouldn't tell a soul, your secrets are safe with me, mon darlink [/quote]Hehehe . . .
Come on . . . stick with Sauron, he's a cool guy.
Do you actually have to be with the most attractive guy on Nairaland??

Come on, give other chics a chance

chiogo:
LOL your pics must be torture hence the need for them to be 'guarded'. Do your thing, jare.

It's a case of National Security, if America knows that Britain has these kind of attractive people,I might get kidnapped to model in NY.
That could cause war between the two countries . . . the world is not ready for that yet.

chiogo:
Eeyah, so you and your group roll with fugly things with money?

I'd rather have both. Money + beauty = advanced weed, just like Rondo.

Are you sure you want to receive dating advice from FL Gators??
That's as bad as taking fashion advice from erm . . . FL Gators

I've seen FL Gators before . . . she looks like Rihanna (after the Chris Brown Bashing)

[quote author=H.J link=topic=350559.msg5103079#msg5103079 date=1260696072]Punchlinee now n even in the afterlife, u no go ever fine reach half of me. U keep talkin like A SlowPoke on every thread. See nonsense oh, picture u no drop, na to dey see fine boys like us n start beefing, ewu![/quote]The guy dey push me . . . I get im picture.
I just dey wait make im missyarn one more time before I post am.