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[quote author=ice_zik link=topic=310800.msg5018591#msg5018591 date=1259524491]How can you even compare Halo to District 9?[/quote]Well . . . I had to, especially when people started screaming bout the concept and errfin.
They've prolly not seen aliens in that form before now.

For the World Music category of the Grammys, winning ain't that importatnt.

Cristalz:
LOL

Is it, really?

Anybody that goes into Banking in this country should be prepared for crazy targets.
You just hope and pray hard that your target isn't too crazy.

Exactly . . . we all know how hard it is to get a job in Nigeria.
The employers know that too . . . that's why they'll take advantage of the fact that nobody will quit over contract terms.

Crazy targets?? Yeah, he was prolly prepared for that, but 200mil?? Come on.

[center][size=16pt]Saudi Arabian Medical Records: Mr Ademola Ade is too Old to Coach in the EPL[/size][/center]

In another twist . . . extremely reliable sources have confirmed the whispers that have been traveling round the NLFPLMA community. Leaked medical records from the Riyadh-Left Specialist Hospital have shown that Gateway FC manager Ademola Ade is only suffering from the effects of old age, silencing rumours that linked the teams current form to the randy sex-life of the highly rated manager.

Although these reports have allayed the fears over his general well-being, it still puts forward the important question of how long the Gateway FC legend can remain in active management. Mr Ade had previously been accused by the club's fans of not having any motivation, with various sects calling for his resignation. He has so far reiterated his decision to hold on to the job which the competent Arab doctors have explained as one of the symptoms chronic Agbalagbakoferetiraisis syndrome, a condition that also affects Super Eagles coach Shaibu Amodu.

Inside sources claim that Mr Ademola Ade has been offered the role of club ambassador but this might just be an effort by the club's management team to make way for the highly sought after Eldee FC manager, Sir El Gee. The management and the fans of the club awaits the response from Ade's desk as this might be a drastic turnaround concerning the club's policy of only employing citizens of Ogun State.

More to come on this story . . .

semid4lyfe:
If u're this clueless on how to raise 200M, why did you accept the job in the 1st place?
Anyhow sha, I wish u the best and success in meeting your 200M target.

That's an extremely daft question . . .

michelin89:
@ eldee you get liver oooo!

Hehehe . . .

Seun:
I linked directly to the above post, so I'm wondering whether you guys are blind or something.

Nah . . . Stop insulting our intelligence.
He clearly stated that rape should not decide if a man stays with his girlfriend after the painful experience.
A real man will stay with her through that period and I agree with him.

You're reading it out of context.

Ibime:
Delta is the mathematical symbol for change. . . . abi you no study calculus for school?

Oh shit . . . I totally forgot about that.

Using the pun with Delta State is as clever as the word goes.
Streetwize never fails to impress.

Ibime:
I've told Chamo to forget about going against Streetwise. . . . it would take Chamo 10 years of constant practice to equal this verse. . . .

Shift 9's so fast, they call me making a bracket. . . .hehehehehe

Delta state. . . . change of mind. . . . Gunshots!!!!

I still don't get the Delta State line.
Is it sumn recent??

Ibime:
Breaking News:


In light of MEND FC's recent performances, club chairman Henry Okah has called a board meeting to address failings on the pitch. Whilst Okah has vowed never to sack Ibime Tamuno, it is believed that he may mute the possibility of bringing in an experienced trainer to work alongside him. Guus Hiddink [/b]is the bookies favourite.


More to come. . . . .

Latest development on that story.

Reliable sources have confirmed the now public rumour that the experienced tactician being linked with MEND FC is[b] Sir El Dee. In the light of the rceent performances of Eldee FC , he has bcome the most sought after manager inthe FPL.

Reports have it that he might soon be tempted to leave Eldee FC as his managerial CV keeps catching the eyes of bigger clubs like Galacticos FC and Smirnoff FC. He's also being heavily linked with Gateway FC after its ongoing freefall towards relegation.

In a shocking press conference from Gateway FC's manger Ademola Ade, he all but confirmed doubts that he may be ready to abandon the sinking ship. When questioned by an ESPN reporter about the situation at his club, he sad 'I can laff at my continous slide to relegation. I need to resign'. This may likely anger the club's bosses who recently talked about some major incidents that might shock the FPL in the coming weeks.

Stay tuned to NL Sports for latest developments on that story.

Ashley Cole is an Arsenal boy right??
Cus I really want his assist count to hit 5

Fabreagas is in my team . . . but I hope he gets a yellow tomorrow.
No assists, no goals just a yellow card . . . Arsenal winning 3-2

[quote author=HYBRID-X link=topic=345937.msg5007078#msg5007078 date=1259353505]hmmmmmmmmmmm been a while , . . . . . see em usual fcukers still sucking on em d!cks . . .sh!t . . . . word to em real netcess . . .peace am out[/quote]Get a life bro . . . 'word to em real netcees'
You seriously don't know how you sound . . . bleeping hoodrat.

We Cry - The Script

I know I shouldn't be honouring this moronic question with an answer, but it's Henry.
Henry always stands for truth . . . he's no Ronaldo, he never dived to get a penalty in his Arsenal career.
He was not justa model player, he was the model gentleman.

What happened that day was pure reflex . . . you don't even need to play competitive football to understand that.
It's just like when defenders mistakenly use their hands to stop the ball . . . he's only human.

Now should he have rejected the goal?? NO!!!
Why?? It was not his goal, it was a goal for France.

That's as stupid as saying an attorney should drop a case because he found out halfway into the case that the defendant actually commited the crime.
He is a proffessional, and he came out to apologise for his actions.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=189393.msg4986120#msg4986120 date=1259062648]M.I. is fresh.
He brought something unprecedented in the Naija music industry.
Besides that. . . . .He maintains clarity and he delivers on point. . . . . . .[/quote]That's the difference between M.I and every other rapper.
He does the lyrical thing . . . but still carries everyone along with his musical artistry.
You don't need to like rap to like M.I.

He's got a good team behind him too . . . just see the way the beat rides with him, pausing when he needs to drop a major punchline.
He's the complete package.


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=189393.msg4986120#msg4986120 date=1259062648]Seriously, i think Mode-9's earlier projects were dope but he just fell off the moment he got into the mainstream.
I bought one of his albums by mistake last weekend and he wasn't bad at all. . . . . . [/quote]I think he's still good. You never lose the ability to use words.
I think what you noticed only started when he decided to go head-to-head against mainstream rappers.
He's good at what he does . . . but you don't need to go out of your own turf to battle.
That's what he's doing with M.I, it's backfire, come on . . . you can't outbrag someone who's career is modelled after Jigga.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=189393.msg4986065#msg4986065 date=1259061941]Eldee, your love for M.I. these days na wa o.
Try and buy Mode-9's albums too. . . . . . .So you can quote some of his punch-lines. [/quote]Come on . . . I quote Modenine a lot too, he's good and an Arsenal fan
Check out the my last posts on this thread.

You have to admit that M.I's humour ismore suitable for quoting one-liners though

Competition don't exist like reptilian hair - M.I (A millie)

Chei . . . let's do some maths here

36 - 20 = Points gathered by Eldee FC

I know how the relegation zone is . . . I don't like it down there abeg

manmustwac:
[size=24pt]BOO HOO HOO YOU LOST ONE NIL TO SUNDERLAND AND IT WAS OUR EX SPURS MAN DARREN BENT WHO PUT THE NAIL IN YOUR COFFIN [/size]

Interesting . . .maybe if you didn't sell him he'd have been there to chase Fab4 while he was making mincemeat of your defenders.

Lost Without You - Robin Thicke

She Don't Have To Know - John Legend

I'm aiming for this Season's transfer record.
I've got nine players I need to change . . .

Bassong, Faye, Van P, Lampard, everyone's injured.

chamotex:
Just like the MC himself

Oh shit . . . that's such a low-blow.
Wait till the Modstans come after you . . .

As a gooner . . . I didn't see it from where I sat.

chamotex:
U're kidding me right? WTF
This MC should be shot dead at close range

Why not Eboue?

Because when Nasri raped Garry last season, he said 'I'm injured, I'll be right back', till today, he's nowhere to be found