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ritchboy:

this fella must be on some new sh!t

This is no more a brain surgery problem . . . he needs some crazy-ass whipping from an Ibadan woman that knows how to handle a koboko. . . literally

SUKKIE:
Gbayi!memories right there, off  Love Peace and Nappiness album by Lost Boyz. LB fan 4 life!

Canibus on that track was sumn else . . . there was a demon inside him.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=302710.msg5078353#msg5078353 date=1260371269]CYANIDE. [/quote]Hmmn . . . That's a good suggestion.
How should it be administered??

Cool thread . . . just posting to subscribe

mukina2:
eldee na borat you dey do like this?

I'm trying to help a brother in need jare. . . the specialist said all he needs is a shag.
He's built a resistance to all the other drugs

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=302710.msg5078267#msg5078267 date=1260370583]Ouch!!!!

The poof takes the FPL so serious you would think he's doing a FG contract.
Maybe this is his first genuine chance of winning something for a long time.
I am yet to see Galacticos or Smirnoff Utd forming here but trust Borat to always constitute a massive nuisance here.[/quote]It's really bad . . . what do you prescribe for this syndrome??
All the other drugs have failed.

mukina2:
no one can match dayo's offer its sealed and stamped no underground moves

Na wetin Mikel bin talk be that . . . next thing, different story.
Apart from the fact that Borat is an NFL freak and erm . . . a u know . . . virg, there's nothing wrong with him

Emperoh:
[color=#550000]Mancs to help a Chav?. . . , Rev Fathers should start taking wives before this one happens!!

Try Blue Diver or go over to the ROmance Section!!!

I've tried . . . FPL freak isn't a turn on for any chic.
I thought the insiders would understand since they're into it too . . . but nah.

Borat needs this help . . . even rehab do reject am

mukina2:
naa you already offered and besides criz is a nun she opened a covenant the other day, forgot to invite you

Hehehe . . . I offered to pay someone to shag him jare. . .

Name your price, I'll match Dayokanu's offer

mukina2:
eldee wants to lay borat

You can do the honours . . . Borat needs a woman in his life
Cristalz, Tubabie and all the other chics in this section . . . please help our dear friend.

He needs it.

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg5074353#msg5074353 date=1260295831]Haw Haw!
Can someone please tell this cry baby to go suck a lemon. . .
So what you tryna say is both Drogba and RVP were surprise scorers heh?
Hangeland and Ferdinand were projected to bang in goals?
What are you on about exactly?
How about those with over 800 points who joined from the start?
Why does it irk you when i mention week 3?
Is that a magic number or what?
Do you want to start with me again?
Have you forgotten so soon? . . . [/quote]You my friend, really need to get laid.
Believe me,it's more fun than getting 100 points in one week

@Menike
ssup . . . u still got it . .  up for a quick battle with Ibime??
Come on, you owe us that at least, NL needs it

[quote author=HYBRID-X link=topic=345937.msg5074770#msg5074770 date=1260300260]@ eldee

dude ,i cant blive u still jerking off my cork . . . . .all this while . . . . .knew u had beef for brid . . . u aint even close winnie the pusss. . . buh, am r just stay calm . . . gots real moneys to make [/quote]Hehehe . . . you really need to grow up negro.
I'll stop paying attention to you till you learn how to speak plain effective English. . . pseudo-hustler

Dude could you please shut the Bleep up with this Week 3 entrants bullshit.
You came in when everyone already knew the striker for this season were VP and Drogba
We started when our teams had Hangeland and Ferdinand were predicted to be the stars of the season.

Besides it's twelve weeks already, scoring five points above a week one entrant every week will take you ahead of him/her. . . that's if you were that good.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=142194.msg5068406#msg5068406 date=1260219335]I saw it on MTV Base last night and i was disappointed cats like Jigga, Nas, The Roots, KRS-1 and even Beyonce don't come for the award.
They tell us they are Africans and yet they don't identify with Africa.
Wyclef and Akon were there and they were outstanding.[/quote]It's all bout the money for them . . . Wyclef basically lives in Africa now.
All the rest are only African in their songs . . .
Shakira goes to Columbia every now and then, Wyclef has project in Haiti . . . but nah, u'll never see Nas and Jigga here except Thisday opens the chequebook.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=142194.msg5068356#msg5068356 date=1260218745]@ Eldee,

Did you see M.I. copping Best Hip-Hop award on MTV Africa Music Award?[/quote]I didn't see that . . . but I expected it.
That Somebody Wants To Die third verse reminds me of Canibus in Beasts from the East
He went On and On like Erykah Badu . . .
I even couldn't even count the bars, that was pure anger for all these people thinking they can climb to success on M.I's name

@tosin
Hehe . . . you killed it . . . 'does your poor mum know wut the heck ure doing on the net'
That's what we should be asking him, too much freedom can be really bad.

@Vuitton
You really wanna enjoy the Black Album?? Get The Black Album: Acapella
Listen to Lucifer, Allure and Justify My Thug.

@Wordsmith
I actually do care for him . . . he's young and impressionable.
I was once like that, but I had a different obsession . . . chics.
He just chose a weird obsession . . . leaving him to drift further into this fantasy would be evil.

Anywayz . . . how've you been?? The rap section needs you man.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=142194.msg5065294#msg5065294 date=1260195172]@eldee
ure the best i swear!!!!!![/quote]It's unfair what you guys do to him . . .
You see him showing off his naivety, but you guys just sit back and laugh at him . . . it's unfair.
This is a young impressionable and maybe a lil silly minor, but if we don't help him, he'll end up like one of those retards that live in bushes waiting for the 'New World Order'.
Google is not even helping matters . . . he types 'Church of Satan' on youtube and next thing he thinks he's a badman

Hehehe . . . did I push sumone's wrong button??
A friend once noted, 'It's better for you to shut your mouth and let everyone think you're a fool, than to open your moth and confirm it'

Anyone looking at your last post now knows the level of your idiocy.
Dude, it's 2009, grow up.

Dude . . . you're not a Satanist, you've just read too many 'story books'
Your I.Q is so low, arguing bout theism with you feels like telling a kid Santa doesn't exist. . .

Instead of living in this fantasy . . . go to school and try to improve your written English.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Whatever.you just have you say differently this time around. . . .i winked at you and hope you keep ROCKING your world instead of wasting time on the timeless. [/size]

You are a joke . . . NL is laughing at you.

My advice?? Face your studies, follow a football club, get a girlfriend, anything that'll help keep your weird imagination in check.
Satanist ko . . . Sango ni

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg5064442#msg5064442 date=1260188159]Hey come on dude. . .
You've spent your whole time languishing in the down below,
I try to put you in the spotlight and all i get is a reprimand?
He he![/quote]Yeah . . . I enjoy being 28th on the table like you, it's fun.
But just stop highlighting Eldee FC, I like being able to make changes without the fear that everyone's watching.

It's called the Fantasy Premier League for a reason.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]blooo. . . .blooo. . . . blooo!
Get a death or berra take a trip, you address me a weirdo no doubt but i think your case is entirely different. . .maybe you should try doing some check up and see what i mean. .
You know who i am and afraid to withness the truth. . . i hiss.[/size]

Hehehe . . . oh shit, this is so hilarious, it should be on Southpark
This is an exension of your teenage life crisis . . .

I'm used to internet gangsters . . . but a 17 year old boy that thinks he's Satan?? Hehehe . . . PRICELESS!!!
This is a bleeping comic relief man . . . you rock!!!

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]eldee you sound brilliant but your post pointing directly to me is no-sense.I've already got a life and i feel like saying dont be silly but i wont. . . . i dont seek your attention for the first place and really cant explain your danf headache. ok, if you dont take bullsh!ts that's not my [b]f[/b]ucking bussiness. . .i think you must definately love taking 'dogsh!ts' from me very soon.[/size]

Bla bla bla
Get a life . . . bleeping weirdo
You whole shock value is getting boring . . . NL is tired.

@topic
'Lucifer' is actually a metaphorical masterpiece
He's telling the world not to judge him for all what he's done . . . citing the biblical Lucifer's battle with God.
It's as creative as the word goes.

@Ogaga4luv
Get a life . . . no one cares bout whatever the Bleep you choose to do with your brain
But this whole bullshit is just irritating . . .

bleeping attention seeker.

@Borat
I get the fact that my team is all you ever look at
But what I don't get is why you always put a red question mark next to my name on the table.

Could you just leave Eldee FC alone and get a life while you're at it.

This is super-uber-cool
I wanna make a video like this now

tboy1:

You guys dey [b]26 [/b]and [b]30 [/b]position and u both arguin like dis

I know . . . it's just hilarious

24 is coming back in a month . . . I'm itching badly right now.
It's almost like being in rehab and going straight back to overdose

Even in the UK, which is in my opinion the world's model legal system, it's difficult to prove medical negligence.
Stats from this decade show that only 10% of the medical negligence cases end up with convictions or compensation.

It's too difficult first of all too show that the doctor wasn't acting in the best interests of his patients if he as about 150 other patients to take care of.
It might also mean doctors begin to reduce the number ofpatients they attend to in general hospitals in other to avoid risks . . . believe me, you won't want to be on that waiting list.
In my opinion, only serious cases should get to court. . . and we should spend time weeding out the quacks and not the proffessionals that bow to pressure.
The shortage of doctors in Nigeria is already apparent, why ban the few good ones we have??

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