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@Sauron
Afrocynic is a battle rap champ
She's murked half the people you know on the battle rap threads one time or the other.

dejiariyo:
TYPICAL !!!!!!!!!!

Of all the messages in the song, u could only see that line. maybe u will say Tupac line THE BLACKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE is also racist as well.

That would make sense if not for the fact that all the video chics in 'We are African' were light-skinned multiracial ladies.
It's the do unto others rule . . . Nick Griffin will be crcified if he came out to say 'when you sit on the sun bed you turn red, but we get blacker but we don't get burnt'

@A-40
You seem to forget that thre's always a next Gameweek
I say her team and got thinking . . . that's going to make sumone really scared.
Every FPL team needs and overhaul every three months . . . why?? players lose form

She's got a team that'll earn points for at least two consecutive months without transfers.
Apart from say Fletcher . . . the rest are point spinners.
And she's got the geese with golden eggs in Vermalen and Evra. . . Man Utd starts defending in winter.

AfroCynic:
I beg to differ, it is exactly what you say that gets the crowd hyped. I listened to the the entire thing and these are my top three

Black Thought
Joe Budden
Em.

I dunno, dude does not do it for me anymore, I loved SSLP but since then, it has been downhill.

Hehehe . . . and who got the highest noise levels??
'my fans swear by my name' . . . bo hoo, pity no one's doing that now. Blackthought was overshadowed by Em on that cypher.
'I'm ML King, you're Rodney' . . .WTF?? Streetwize can do better than that.

What message?? This is racist bullshit.

'If you mix some milk with some coco puffs, you'll get caramel afro puffs'

Are you having a laugh?? I know how I'd feel if the head of the KKK did this, why do we think we have a right to be racist??

AfroCynic:
Lol, are you high? A 36 year old man rapping about the size of penis and making out with Taylor Swift? Hello? Black thought rapped and flowed like a real MC's supposed to. Em stays talking about drugs and rape, Lol. His flow was ill, as usual but his subject matter left me cold.

It's a cypher . . . you're allowed to spew anything you're comfortable with.
It's not about what you say, it's how you phrase it . . . he made homo-rape sound like driveby shootings.

AfroCynic:
Lol! Nas have never been a superstar rapper, dude sells plat or 2x at most. Let me tell you how now that 'Ether' was the best diss, your man Jay admitted it!!! Shyt!. To 'Ether' someone is now verb! Anyone, I ain't gonna be on here arguing here with you dudes, I know what I know, Jay got stung by Nas, he admitted it and he was almost crying on Hot 97.

Of course, I said that already . . . but who had the personal ish?? Hov did.
Nas built a career round the beef. . . he made references to it in every album till Untitled

Ja had the line that stung Eminem . . . but Eminem destroyed him.

AfroCynic:
This is why your opinions on HH is suspect to me, do you know that the about verse is 100% true? How many times have you heard Jay Z said he has been making money since '88? Do you know that Jay bit Nas' style? Dude had zilch in 88, no do, no click, no hoes. But I loves me some Jigga.

Hov will be the first person to tell you that . . . he talks about how the only chics that said 'I love you' to him were his mum and his nan.
Nas never told us bout Carmen . . . about his niggas' ballerina clothes, bout his crap sales . . . One Mic Vs Oochie ooche Wallie wallie . . . self explanatory.
Hov had more shit on Nas, everyone knows that.

AfroCynic:
'In 88, you were getting chased from your building, calling my crib when I even give you my numbers' Dude, this is the same 88 Jay would have us believe he was some drug lord, lol. Nas blew up his spot on so many level.

Jay-Z brought pics of QB niggas in ballerina costumes . . . that's murder
He bleeped his babymama . . . there's proof for that
'Is it ochie-ochie wally wally or One Mic??' . . . well documented
He's gone on to have a better career . . . there's proof

Real needs proof . . . real is going personal, real is digging undeniable shit . . . that's what Ja did to Eminem, that's what Hov did to Nas.
All that 'you sold your soul for riches' will win a rap beef . . . the real stab is the things that remain long after the beef is over.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=344319.msg4839218#msg4839218 date=1257076035]It was a back n forth diss tracks.

Takeover preceded Ether.
ETHER preceded Blueprint 2
Blueprint 2 preceded Last Nigga Alive(Nas' last huffin n puffin).[/quote]Nas - 'This king of New York shit only lasts fifteen minutes'

AfroCynic:
You have no sense of irony do you? The fact that Jay Z had to make a Blueprint 2 speaks volumes!

What's real?? 'where you abused as a child, scared because they called you ugly'?? or 'I left condoms in your baby seat'??

AfroCynic:
Muder Inc. were destroyed because they were truly wack. Jack's diss to Em was real, real cold. As far as Jay dropping the realest ish, that is a damn lie! I actually think Takeover is the better diss but Ether was realer,

You said Ja had the best line with the Halie diss . . . even Em admitted that it was only good because it went personal from then
Jigga did the 'I came in your Bentley backseat, Skeeted in your Jeep, left condoms on your babyseat ' and the 'one good album in ten years' lines.
That's as real as real gets . . . even after the beef, Jay-Z's lines still hit deep.

Murder Inc artistes were on top of every chart . . . they had really good ish
Ashanti was what Beyonce is today . . . how cana group that had Ja, Ashanti and Rah Digga be crap??
Eminem murked the Inc . . .there's no question about that.

AfroCynic:
Ok, you think Em won, I think Ja won, let's agree to disagree, ok. Lol, Em sells the most, just like Elvis sold the most but know I would not put on Elvis if I wanted to hear real rock and roll, you dig?

Come one . . . you can't win a battle with just one bar.
Jay-Z dropped the realest shit in the Hov V Nas battle, did he win??

That Hail Mary track did more than end Ja's career . . . it destroyed Murder Inc.

Ibime:
Man, whats taking so long for XENOPHOBIA?

Where the hell is Mailmalc?

C'mon . . . no one votes on weekends.
That's sumn you learn with experience . . .I'm chilling till Sunday evening.

that’s telling me ‘F You Sieg,’/so F you too and F Bleek three

How old is this dude again??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=343094.msg4831708#msg4831708 date=1256928279]Eldee. . . . . . .Where are ma Outlawz CDs?
Have u bought the TV show yet? [/quote]Gimme an account number to send the cheddars to.
My sisters' birthday is next two weeks . . . I need to get it before I burn my loan.

Malthuss is ready to battle . . . so u guys are fourth on the waiting list.

Yeah . . . you know the drill
The italics and all . . . to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com

I'd like to thank the voters . . . you're the reason Warcraft is Warcraft.
And both netcees . . . thanks for giving the Ibimes and Saurons a reason to watch their backs.

Lalaboi's the brain behind WARCRAFT . . . he does all the hard work even when no one remembers to thank him.

Next on Warcraft is the anticipated battle we've all been waiting for . . . XENOPHOBIA (II): Streetwize Vs Sauron.

That's it . . . Mykali's just given us a reason to remember the name.
Watch this space . . . I said the same thing about Alexpissu and Mailmalc a year ago.

Three votes for Mykali means he's got one Warcraft title belt to his name.

**********WARCRAFT - THE FORGOTTEN: MYKALI************

Bamsyle:
Sharap . . .

Who doesn't know bout cyphers?? No need to write me a homiletic here . . .

When did you start taking life so serious?? How did you miss the tongue-in-cheek[i]iness[/i] of that post??

Oh shit you're spoiling this . . . I dissed two Blackthought lines to get all the 'underground representaz' riled up
It coulda been fun but you had to just reply and spoil the whole thing
This woulda been enough fun to last the whole weekend

Nah . . . you can't use that 'shock value' excuse here, it's a cypher to start with.
It's each emcee getting about two seconds to spit their illest . . . Eminem, the plonker he is probably freestyled.

You're prolly not used to this but in cyphers u're allowed to spit whatever you find comfortable . . .
Em's a lyrical god . . . no one can deny that, he came harder than we've seen him do in years.

He threatened to hit a rapper, sedate him and stitch him back before he has enough time to flinch.
In other words, Em's faster than the nervous system.

Blackthought's bars . . .'I'm like Martin Luther King you like Rodney' . . .erm okay 'I'm like Obama you like Osama'

''unsung, underrated, under-appreciated. . .'' is he Darey Art Alade in disguise

Mykali's Verse

him defeatin' me? even if we battled in an ''aquarium''
''i'll bury him'' then let God judge him and query him//
i intoxicate him/ put his mind to a state of delirium
my lines like his chick's boobies cuz he's always feelin 'em//

i'm like a T.V Star/ you can see me but you cant touch me
like fire to water/ ''aqua''man you know you dont want me//
git off me, i spit ''fiery'', so this ''water''man's gonna get vapourised
my lyrical bullets be poking holes/ so he's gonna get ''sodomized''//

he wish he were me but that horse dont wanna be ridden
he pleading ''Mykali you'se so ill, tell me the reason''//
i aint yielding/ and i'm a ''fat ass bytch'' to this heathen
he likes my[i]''behind''[/i]/ cuz i'm always gonna be ''leading''//
his lines weaker than grandpa's di.ck/ like he got lyrical MED
and the reason we think he's ill is cuz he caught an STD//

this nigga aint wanted/ cuz he the product of a condom leakage
spitting garbage/ aint even the best act from his village//
i'm too ill, but he's blind, and will never envision the image
i'm old aged at this rap shit, you aint even up to teen-age//

he'll never cause damage with his ass glued to a wrecking ball
homie used to have a frown till i put his face to the pressing board//
he'll never be bedding broads bcuz his di.ck is a paradox
and he cant ''raise it from the dead'' yet it's name is ''Lazarus''//

Aquaman's Verse

Me beatin' u 's 'bout possible as pigs flyin',true//
So please call me Victor cos we all heard [swine flu]//
A words enuff for the wise, so hw many do I giv to u?//

Kill u round 1 so u can ghostwrite 2//
U r tarnishd metal,My value transcends [jewels]//
Ur skil is dilute, cant match wat [He brew]//
Eldee forget this Child,no point keepin' scores//
I cant play wit Mykali, cos he aint [bring no balls]//
Ur style I see thru, U need tutors like last week//

Mine is the complex union of [Mo,Deuce,Oprah and D]//(modus operandi)
U've got a duty to the court(me),cos I wrapped my fingers [sub-pinna]//(subpoena)
Mack on ma bird forever u wudnt [turn her] like Tina//(tina turner)
Officially the greatest on the mic,u're the [mic Ali]//(Mykali)
Boss,Don,King, definitely HNIC//(head nigga in charge)

Ur end is near i suggest u go pray//
Cos u wont hav a [clue](Dj Clue),when the [AK slay](Dj Kayslay)!!!

Rules

- No verse limits
- No verses should be posted on the thread
- To use italics, type your reply on NL as you would, with all the italics, copy and email to the NL Warcraft mail ad.
- Both verses should be e-mailed to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com
- Comments are welcome.
- First 5 credible votes count . . .

A break from the Rampage series brings us back to ground level to move away from the stereotypical Warcraft Battle.
Here we have two of the illest newbies since H.J going head to head for one thing . . . rubbing the oppnent's name off NL battle rap record books.

This is bigger than revenge . . . this is two netcees gambling with their careers, this is a battle for credibility . . . this is WARCRAFT: THE FORGOTTEN.

This battle is the difference between a kickstart to a battle career and a forgotten name, this is it, AQUAMAN VS MYKALI

Aquaman:
errrr its bin ages bruv.wheres the warcraft?!!!

I'll do it as soon as I get home . . .
I apologise for taking this long to set it up.

Ibime:
My pleasure HJ. . . . thanks for the battle. . . . thanks to everyone who voted. . . . Malthuss, Street, Mykali, Sauron, ninjitsu, ofoka and Mailmalc. . . . and thanks to Eldee for refereeing the match.

Eldee, Im ready to pen bars for RAMPAGE 3. . . . . can you set it up with Mailmalc. . .

Wow . . . this is coming at me faster than I expected.
You no dey tire??

Aight . . . here's the sequence

1. FACE-OFF: Mykali V Aquaman
2. XENOPHOBIA (II): Streetwise V Sauron
3. Rampage (III): Ibime V Mailmalc

Unconfirmed . . .

1. Malthuss V H.J
2. Streetwize V Wordsmith
3. Chamotex V

[quote author=H.J link=topic=343094.msg4820404#msg4820404 date=1256790480]Yo eldee tanks 4 em comments. Really appreciated.
Yo street, tanks bro, been a while u popped up in NL.
Eldee been thinkin, since wordsmith aint got a battle mate. Hook me up wit him, so as to complete the fourth rampage battle. Holla at your boy.

Gemini.[/quote]Wordsmith's not yet given me a go-ahead, but I've got Malthuss and Chamotex ready.
I'll set up a Warcraft update/call-out thread this evening so we'll set-up battles and see whose called-out who.

Malthuss:
the rap forum gettin back its glory days of good 'ol battles. and its about time too!!

Eldee

its only proper that i join in this resurgence

hook me up nigga

peace

I've got Wordsmith, Chamotex, H.J and Ibime on the waiting list . . . who would you rather have first??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=343094.msg4820072#msg4820072 date=1256779032]This one must happen this weekend.
20 lines. . . . .no holds barred.
I am coming out of ma retirement to battle the nu kid on the block. [/quote]I promised Mykali a Warcraft for this weekend already . . .
They've even sent in their verses . . . I'll do your Warcraft as soon as I'm done with them.

Besides, experience tells me weekends aren't really good for big battles.
Just send in your verses ASAP. . . 20-24 lines
How do you like XENOPHOBIA (II)??

Ujujoan:
Dont you get it? Bride price is not necessarily about Paying for the bride. If you really want to pay for your wife, how much can ever be enough? It's a symbolic action that reiterates the already established fact that a man goes to the father of the bride and 'collects' her! The money's a symbol of what he gives in return. The tradition is based on the fact that a father giving away his daughter gets something in return. As belittling as it sounds, (collecting money to give your daughter), it's one of the traditions that makes this world a Man's one!

In my place, if you pay N1,000 for bride price, the brides family collects about N20 and returns the N980 to the family of the groom. What are they saying? I'm not selling my daughter but I accept your token!

With or without the bride price, I'll still bear the man's name and perpetually be under him! Why does the bride price have to be an issue? Is it becaue it's money-related?

I'm sure most women will gladly forsake the so-called bride price if they get to keep their name, but does it work that way? No! Why dont we pay groom's price so that you guys can bear our name?

Abeg you guys should stop making a mountain out of a mole hill jor!

This is what happens all the time . . . you talk about sumn and people come out and give slight variations.
I was talking bout child abuse and someone went, my mum pays the child's parents.

It's a symbol that used to mean sumn . . . just like the n-word, it's prolly harmless in some places right now, but the history attached to it is shameful.
It's a step at a time . . . but one thing I'm sure of is that there'll never be any gender equality in Africa till men stop paying for their women . . . 20kobo or £1mil.

The fact that many tribes still see women as an investment just goes to prove my point.
A guy just admitted on this thread that not paying it makes him feel like he owes the woman . . . you won't abuse someone you owe would you??

THE AMAKA:
@ eldee
like i said before, you cant compare thos evil KILLING rituals to paying money to your soon to be wife's father.
how can you compare such evil acts to that of paying money.
its harmless!!
unless you are just being stingy and dont want to pay a kobo.
thats fine, you are free to admit it.

It's about the fact that it's a symbol that used to and sometimes still represent the view of women as a property.
The fact that it's given to the girl's father goes to imply that she was at first a property of her father.
It's a clean trade . . . and it's been a reason for abuse against women for centuries.

To me . . . trading women is as bad as the slave trade and killing twins and every other evil practice we justify in the name of tradition.

stillwater:
No I don't like the idea of being priced. And sorry you can't afford me if there's a price on my head.

I sent my people to study this thing . . . they told me about the winter sale period.
So I'm planning to chill now and wait till February so I can get the 50% discount.

Aiite, here's the list of upcoming events on WARCRAFT.

1. Mykali V Aquaman
2. Sauron V Streetwize*
3. Ibime V Mailmalc
4. Wordsmith V ??*

[size=5pt]*Title fight[/size]

It's not like we didn't expect this . . . but we all have to admit that H.J gave us a good battle.
His alphabetical slaughter was out -of-this-world and both verses were top-drawer.
Mailmalc told me bout his early days . . . H.J's progress is faster than anyone else.

And that's how it ends, another name on Ibime's list.
The militant takes this one again like he's done countless others.
I'll have to announce the winner . . .

[center]***************WARCRAFT - RAMPAGE II CHAMPION : Ibime*************[/center]