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Rules

- 20 - 24 lines
- No verses should be posted on the thread
- To use italics, type your reply on NL as you would, with all the italics, copy and email to the NL Warcraft mail ad.
- Both verses should be e-mailed to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com
- Comments are welcome.
- First 9 credible votes count . . . winner must win by a difference of two or more votes.
- Deadline for verse-submission: 1pm. 06-11-09

H.J
Fresh from a honourable loss to the Spitzophrenic, H.J is on his record high.
Self-confessed punchline addict . . . he's punched far above his weight on Warcraft.
A loss to Ibime is not what you'll countas a dent on your CV . . . so his cred still keeps sky-rocketting.

This is his chance to win the Bragging Rights for the Freshbloodz . . . on battle, one chance, one verse between him and uber-stardom.


Malthuss
Respect and almost worshipped crusader of the Star Warz generation.
He alongside Tianshe and GbadeX(Wordsmith) . . . basically inspired what is now known as Warcraft
His famous battle rivals include Wordsmith, Tianshe and Hybrid-X.

Well known for being another 'break your jaw' emcee, his punchlines cause eathquakes in China.
Will he lose the bragging rights of his generation to H.J?? His verse will help us decide.

i c*um hard n spray this bitch in both eyes
bitch take more knocks than front doors with no bell

in this coliseum i got da braggin right cause i slay many cats
'brid got a wider mouth but still cant swallow right

Back from one battle that can only be themed as the Clash of The Titans
WARCRAFT offers another star-attraction to disturb the peace. . .

One of NL Battle Rap veterans goes head-to-head with NL's biggest freshblood since Streetwize.
You definitely don't need a fake Prophet to tell you what happens when everything's at stake.
Whoever wins this battle gets to keep the Bragging Rights headline.

It's as violent as the word goes . . . it's bigger than cred, it's respect . . . it's bigger than the name, it's reputation . . . it's bigger than Malthuss and H.J, it's Bragging Rights.

It is WARCRAFT . . . It is Malthuss V H.J . . . It is Bragging Rights.

dejiariyo:
Did u actually listened to the whole song? he said white mixed race we are all one at the end of the same song , the point is not the color of the skin ,its about being proud to be an African.maybe u need to listen to the song all over again instead of looking for racist lines in it.

If you release a song with just two racist comments, every other thing you said becomes bullshit. . . c'est fini.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=339845.msg4854495#msg4854495 date=1257265455]reasons[/quote]Simple . . . because the pun is extremely forced.

@H.J
Just put all the ginger into ur bars

Could H.J and Malthuss please send in their verses to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com

[quote author=HYBRID-X link=topic=345937.msg4855807#msg4855807 date=1257277952]loser . . . . .eldee i aint got nuffing with u man . . . . the lounge was bigger than me . . . . it was about them netcees and real battles plus drama to spice it up . . . . so homeboy,dont get it twisted i have nuffing to loose . . .am good brethren . . . . .hope your warcraft dont crash , . .[/quote]Oh you think I've got sumn to lose??
If Warcraft 'crashes' today, there'll be sumone else to carry on the NL Battle Rap tradition . . . and I'll be behind the person 100%. I'm not a hater bruv.
For Bleep's sake it's NL not Freestyle Friday.

I'll like to send out my apologies to everyone for going AWOL. . . I just had some things sorted out.
The fact that there's a drive from the netcees just reminds of the fact that this is a new Rap Battles section.

Gone are the days when we used to beg voters to post their opinions. . .

There's been a slight change in plans . . . the Malthuss V H.J Battle will come before Rampage (III).
The Malthuss V H.J battle has been titled BRAGGING RIGHTS by Warcraft backroom staff.
To put a spin on this, whoever wins gets full patent on the name and will use it for his battles henceforth a la Ibime's Rampage

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=339845.msg4853084#msg4853084 date=1257254837]lmao , sauce is craazy[/quote]Nah . . . that's daft.

Ibime:
Chief Adokiye Amaesimaka has never disappointed me.

I salute the chief for exposing the sordid underbelly of the NFF.

I know . . . that guy no dey Bleep up.

Some people here are saying the timing wasn't right??
So we should be allowed to with through cheating before he comes out to tell the truth??
Isn't that unfair on the other countries??

Infact, what you guys are saying is that Maradona shoulda helped Argentina win the World Cup in 94 before FIFA pulled the plug??

saworoide:
I am sure Chief Adokiye had access to the team list before the commncement of the tournament and he should have raised this issue then. That  would have been seen as raising a patriotic observation. What does he intend to achieve by raising this issue now? To disqualify Nigeria or what?

If you look at most of the teams, especially the ones from Africa, you'll notice a lot of potentially overaged players. gambia crashed out because their 18 of their 23 member squad that won the Africa championship were disqualified by MRI tests.

Can Africans really compete in this tournament with truly under 17 players despite the nutritional challenges we face?

Finally someone's coming from an interesting angle.
Could you please expatiate . . . espececially the highlighted part

Voting has closed for Xenophobia (II).

XENOPHOBIA(II) Winner: Streetwize

And that's how it ends . . . Another name on Streetwize' CV.
He's added the head of another netcee to his shelf.
Who's next on the to-do list for the Streetwize??

[center] **********WARCRAFT: XENOPHOBIA (II) - Streetwize***********[/center]

[quote author=HYBRID-X link=topic=345937.msg4848836#msg4848836 date=1257189629]too bad , there aint g00na b anoda authentic battle thread like the "freestyle lounge" . . . . pusis[/quote]Stop being a loser homie . . . no bitchassness
There were battle threads before the Freestyle Lounge, there'll be many after.

I respect you and all but I don't see why creating Warcraft gives you the right to spew fuckery.
If you've got beef with Sauron and Lalaboi, but could you please leave me out of it??

Ibime:
GBAM!!!

This nigga always stalking me on FPL

You call that stalking??
I'm afraid to make transfers now cus I know he's going to report it
He spends more time watching my team than I do.
He has my team list and substitute line-up up on Powerpoint.
He lives Eldee FC, sleeps Eldee FC, don't ask me the stuff of his wet dreams.

Infact, I hereby ban you from Warcraft
We don't have space for Barbies that are too scared to battle.

Voters are still welcome on the XENOPHOBIA (II) battle.
As at now Streetwize still has the slight edge.

@Muki
I'll ban you now, now if you post anymore offtopic!!!

You this 80's netcee that's too scared to battle anyone.
Buzz me when you stop getting scared . . . Barbie

@Aquaman
Thanks man . . . but it's you guys that do the rappingand all the hard work.

@Bamsyle

If you're going to talk bout my opinions then quote me and let's talk about this like responsible adults do.
For Bleep's sake don't you know what the word 'personal' means??
Ja kept dissing Em, but it only went PERSONAL when he mentioned his daughter. . Nas only replied to 50 because he went personal by dissing Kelis.

She said Ja was better in the Aftermath V Murder Inc beef . . . and I said, just because you had one personal line doesn't mean you won the beef.
My reference?? Jay-Z V QB. . . Jay-Z went personal by bringing out ballerina costumes and talking bout condoms and babyseats in one line.
You diss my lips, I forget it in five minutes, you talk about leaving condoms on my babyseat, it's stings forever.

Now who took things personal?? Jay-Z . . . but who won the beef??
I always tell people, always take time to read previous posts, it helps . . . that's the main reason why all court cases are kept on record.

Voters . . . could you please award points based on these areas

WORDPLAY
METAPHOR
VOCAB
MULTIS
PUNCHLINES

All Set . . . Let the voting begin.

Sauron's Verse

Streetwize is dead. . . . .I intend to twist his neck
Even if he repents. . . I won't relent. . . . .till his vocal cords disconnect.
He sucks like a pest. . . . . I kill with me tecs(text)
Like stillbirths. . . His tot(thought) died inside. . .and he hasn't even delivered yet.

I'll make you consume your faeces. . .Till you feel sick n queasy
Shove your heart in me discman. . .Just to put your beat on CD.
What a twit!!! How did Darwin's evolution missed this human's wit?
His train of thought is slower than the earth's revolution is.

I'll slay Streetwize. . .His flow is as useless as the womb of a sick dyke
So i ma detach his brains in parts. . . .with the swipe of a steel scythe.
My lyrical scalpel will leave two of your frontal lobes on each side
Then i 'split your personality' equally so next time you'll[i] think twice[/i]

I epitomise selective breeding. . . .you evolving backwards like an autistic fetus
Youse a regressing genus. . . . Blast ya brains on a mirror. . . . so your actions reflect your thinking
I'm so sick i give the common cold the shivers. . . . . NL audience is ma witness
You are like a calendar month. . . . . . . . . . . four elements of pure weakness

Best refresh your scripts or i unleash more punchlines to ill-treat you with.
Cut your hands off at the wrist. . . . . so i can beat you up with your fists
Streetwize typifies the 8th day. . . . A mere addition to the weak
He lacks the wit, he's spent this entire battle on his back. . . . . never on his feet!
Disentangle your leg joints where the clonus in your ankles meet
Then toss the scraps back at you. . . . .  so u can catch defeat!!!

Streetwize' Verse

Its slaughter grande/ when I take u apart 2 bump ya chance
rip ya limbs and tape em 2 d ceilin. . yet u wont hav d upper hand
He's named Impostor/ and stealin rhymes is what dis gay is charged 4
cuz dis bitch bit so many verses. . . his dentist bcame a pastor!!
I'll screw ya boo to jest ya/ Den cue ya crew to ex ya
and speed up d math. . . cuz ur on all fours. . . b4 u put 2 and 2 togetha

I'll bloody his vest/ If he thinks he's becoming d best
cuz deres no way ur comin up in d world. . . without fuckin d earth
So start lockin dis thread/ cuz d loser could be no plainer
Or I'll rip his skull outta his head . . and make d decision a no-brainer

Get these ya whines refined/ cuz I rhyme d vine
drillin flows dat get ya chess'-bored. . . so ya mind is mine
I got ya queen makin all d moves. . . like buckingham decline
And his move to battle. . . ends in an L. . . as I thrust dis Knight in line

I'll malign his spine/ and my bars are leavin you outdone
with flows dat spark a revolution. . . when dey send u spinnin around son
I slay without gunshots/ he says he has thugs blood
when he couldnt pop slugs. . . fuckin snails. . without condoms!!

Im truly da best/ battlin u is a test?
I already hav u at d-feat and I aint pullin ya legs
He said he saw me lose/ but I'll drain his blood in scoops
and pour on his rhymes. . . to reverse d-vision and form multi-pools

Rules

- 20 - 24 lines
- No verses should be posted on the thread
- To use italics, type your reply on NL as you would, with all the italics, copy and email to the NL Warcraft mail ad.
- Both verses should be e-mailed to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com
- Comments are welcome.
- First 9 credible votes count . . . winner must win by a difference of two or more votes.

Voting on the XENOPHOBIA (II) battle between Streetwize and Sauron will open 22:00 GMT.

Upcoming Battles

1. XENOPHOBIA (II): Streetwise V Sauron
2. Rampage (III): Ibime V Mailmalc
3. Malthuss V H.J

To be confirmed.
1. Streetwize V Wordsmith

All news and upcoming events on NL's Warcraft will be posted here.
It's easier for accessibility and things like that.

I'll see if I can get Uncle Lala to make it a sticky thread.

THE XENOPHOBIC: Sauron

Hannibal, The Jackal, Joker, The Dark Lord, Le Chacal . . . call him whatever you wish.

One of the founding fathers of what is now called the Rap Battles Section . . .
Has had different aliases due to the amount of times he's challenged authority.

He's made mincemeat of half the NL rappers . . . ended so many careers, even Em wants to be him.
His scratches and scars only go on to prove how far he's gone . . .

Advocate of the rip em up type of emceeing . . .Sauron leaves most emcees he's come across limbless.
Will he come here and defend the NL Clan against this univited, unprovoked insurgence or will we just see another netcee bow to the sword of the Streetwize.

Blastin at this crude gay & timing the match like a score-board
Closest you will ever get to a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards!!

you're overhyped. . . .  I'll swing a soldier scythe twice your shoulder height
To knock your head rollin like dolomite's poker dice on overdrive!!

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THE INSURGENT: Streetwize

There are two sets of rappers on Warcraft . . . those who have battled Streetwize, and those that are about to.
He's living proof of the fact that the easiest way to make enemies is to get to the top.

Already earned a right to be called a citizen by organising a one-man coup against Lord Spitzophrenic.
Forget the Admin . . . this is who NL listens to.

He ain't passed the bar but every word he spits is law. . . he rules Warcraft.
But he's still not done enough to silence the opposition. . . this is another ambush on the road to being the Undisputed One.
Sneaking on Warcraft's Champion was the fasted way to gain credibility but fighting hard is the only way he'll keep it.

Streetwize makes every battle look like the Heavyweight title fight . . . on his weak day, he still couldn't be defeated by one of NL's most potent swordsmen.
Asking how long he's going to hold on to the throne is like asking who's better between Pele and Maradona . . .
Will he continue his reign over NL's rap threads or just be another victim of Sauron's wrath?? XENOPHOBIA (II) decides.

Its like I put my d*ck in my dic. . .  d way I make Mac lust for words


After one battle they king me/ cuz their old record I smashed with quick speed
Mac could break a record . . . only . . . if he cracked a CD

[center] **********************XENOPHOBIA (II)**************************** [/center]


It's November . . . but there ain't nothing sweet about this.
Forget the Twin Towers . . . 11-09 is the bloodiest attack you'll ever witness.

Personal attacks flying in all directions, chaos eveywhere . . . the return of the Dark Lord, Sauron coincides with the reign of the Last Knight Streetwize.
And there you where thinking Xenophobia was hell . . . this is twice the bloodshed, twice the punches, twice the heat . . . this is bigger than Xenophobia, its Xenophobia (II).

Winner takes all, street cred, respect, legend status, and best of all . . . the Warcraft title.
This is what you asked for . . . don't say I didn't warn you. You're about to witness the clash of the titans.

It is WARCRAFT, it is the fear of the Unknown, allow me to present to you . . . WARCRAFT XENOPHOBIA (II)