₦airaland Forum

That's 4-0.
Let's see if Ibime will get this or maybe a massive comeback.

My opinion . . . Eminem Vs Blacthought . . . Em wins.

Eminem at his best . . . no Miley Cyrus disses and his delivery's out of this world.
He direspects the beat and then kills it . . .
This is the Eminem we used to know not 'Forever' or '3am'

I hit you as hard as barbituates/ in the ribs with a switch/ and stich you at the same time before you can flinch to it.
My dick is so big if i add another inch to it/ you would swear when i rape you that you was actually into it

I used to bomb you like Saddam/ but now that I'm calmer
Im a fucking cross between Osama, Dahmer, Obama and Dalai lama so Miley ima Knight in Shining Armor!

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Ujujoan:
Well guess what? We hate having to change our names to your, we hate having to be your designated cooks, we hate having to take up your identity. But isnt that what marriage is all about? The bride price is symbolic. Nobody actually collects the amount the woman is worth, cos that would be impossible to measure!

That makes sense to you?? You don't like bearing my surname so I have to pay your dad for it??
Could you be any more ridiculous??

And you know what would be really symbolic?? Rejecting monetary offers on your daughter's head and saying 'Sorry mister, could you please not try to by off my daughter for £500. Why don't you just respect the fact that I spent my life raising her by loving her back'??
Then I'll accept that you're not selling your daughter. . .

This is the slave trade all over again.

stillwater:
Hehehe, eldee wants to escape bride price. I feel you though.

Forget that side . . . tell me, do you actually enjoy being priced??
All I need is one valid reason . . . these are supposedly educated people.

This is what sometimes make men sell their daughters to the highest bidder by putting pressure on their daughters.
Infact I'm planning to go pay your brideprice and force you to dance all day in my living room

THE AMAKA:
you cannot compare the killing of twins or other evil acts to paying a bride price.
what is biting you in the ass?
calm down!!

no evil can be compared to PAYING A BRIDE PRICE.
what is the matter with you?
stop shouting hot air all over the place.

You really want to know what's biting my arse??
The fact that people will justify such a stupid thing as selling your daughters with the same excuse that was used to support hanging of 'witches', vigilante style murdering of 'adulterers', killing of twins and even slave trade. . . 'It's our tradition'

It's your tradition to have men pay before they can marry their patners??
No wonder marital abuse is so rampant in Africa.

It is disrespectful, uncalled for and should be phased out along with female genital mutilation.
Yeah, there might be good reasons for it, but didn't 'pro-genital mutilation' people have valid reasons too??

We need to start being independent thinkers and not just following things because some village warriors from the 1800s. . . it's flipping 2009, let's catch up with the rest of the world.

madam L:
No amount of abuse from you will change my views on the matter. Wait until you get a daughter and let her walk away with someone without a proper traditional send off. Men rage over this matter until it is the turn of their daughter to leave the house.

How much is enough or too much? It will still be a token even if you expend a billion naira!

A traditional sendoff is telling her to bow and give her your blessing . . . not bargaining over how much the family needs to pay.
It's disrespectful . . .

I don't see why I should be arguing with you if you've got your head stuck in the past.
Just don't come here and tell the same man that paid 'compensation' to the family about gender equality.

THE AMAKA:
i say yes.
dont lose your culture, value it.

you dont have to PAY A TON, but its always good to keep the customes going.

Bullshit . . . do you know where the world would be if everyone chose to stick with the crap people used to do in the name of tradition??
Why don't we keep throwing twins into forests to die?? Shouldn't you be sending your kids to farms instead of school??
I expect Nairalanders to be educated and not throw down garbage that the random bus driver would.

The Irish used to burn women they thought were witches . . . why don't they do it anymore??
Shouldn't they be preserving their own culture too??
Maybe we should just rewind 400 years to the slave trade era too . . .

We're not selling women but the brideprice increases if she's a university graduate . . . who for Bleep's sake are you kidding??

madam L:
No amount charged is too much. Those traditions are meant to ensure that entry and exit from marriage will be very hard. Check those tribes that give out women without much ado and you will notice that exit is also very easy.

I think this concept you posted here is extremely stupid.
You're watching people buying and selling women and you're here telling me it's social control against divorce??
Come on, we know it's your culture but it's total bullshit.

Paying for women before marriage is disgraceful . . . c'est fini.

@aquaman

nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com

Erm . . . clicking the refresh button takes you back to the homepage.
I'm not sure, bt you can try it.

I know, the usability was not top-drawer . . . you had to click twice to get anything.
And what's with the whole concept of the tabs running away from you.

Looking for the 'Nollywood' joke was almost as difficult as searching for Osama.

It was worth the effort though . . . that joke is Nigeria's closest thing to Chris Rock's Niggas versus Black People

@aquaman
Could you please send me your verse . . . if you don't mind me doing a Warcraft for both of you??
I didn't get the verses from Streetwize.

If you need to use italics . . . type your verses wth the commands as you would on NL, and then copy and send to me.

Like this:

The [i ]quick brown fox[/i ] jumps over the [b ]lazy dog[/b].

[quote author=H.J link=topic=343094.msg4806066#msg4806066 date=1256596216]Yeah Wut a funny coincidence. Nigga u killin it as usual. Yo eldee, nice work but u misspelt very few words n some quotation marks were missin on some words. They were there 4 a reason. Well nice work again. One[/quote]That's what I tried to explain . . . just type like you would on NL, use the italics command for your wordplay and just copy it and send over.
I'll modify it before the votes

Here's an example
Accept[/i.] An Advise [i.]Asshole And [.b]Amputate [/b] your Adam's APPLE

H.J's Verse

[b]A[/b]ccept [b]A[/b]n [b]A[/b]dvise [b]A[/b]sshole [b]A[/b]nd [b]A[/b]mputate your [b]A[/b]dam's [b]A[/b]PPLE/
cuz u [b]B[/b]ein [b]B[/b]itchmade [b]B[/b]ringing out d [b]B[/b]ullshit in your [b]B[/b]ABBLES/
u [b]C[/b]ock[/i]less [i][b]C[/b]hicken, [b]C[/b]aught u [b]C[/b]ryin to your [b]C[/b]hick 4 [b]C[/b]onDOLENCESs/
n your [b]D[/b]eadbeat [b]D[/b]roppins are [b]D[/b]reams, [b]D[/b]awg, [b]D[/b]ey (they) [b]D[/b]ONT EXIST!/

the alphabetic ish was just a FLICK IN THE START/
u dare call ma name in vain (vein), i'll stop your blood from REACHING THE HEART/
I'm HITTIN IT HARD/ whenever H.J is UNLEASHING HIS BARS/
Ibime get's a lasting impression cuz i'm LEAVIN HIM SCARRED/

Had a buffet wit ma di.ck up your chick's ass, oh wut a COCKTAIL!!/
Ma delivery gat this site on fire, and i aint even dealin with HOTMAIL
u spit dirt up in this space, dats y u suck like VACUUM CLEANERS/
your chance of a win to a broomstick?, i dont need to ASK WHO'S SLIMMER/

Oh nigga pls "get it together" as i'm "taking apart" your carcass/
ma "anal cavity's" too strong cuz ma "shit" is by far the hardest
make a "hole" in your "chest", so maybe u mite be seen as being heartless
use your blood to paint pictures, thats the masterpiece of this artiste

U always bent to write (right) like LETTERS IN ITALICS
compared to bars i deal wit, your flows aint BETTER THAN MYKALI'S
U got murdered in the street, hope u wise to chill with the persistence/
u mite get tossed again cuz u an [b]I[/b]nsignificant [b]B[/b]urden [b]I[/b]n [b]M[/b]y [b]E[/b]xistence

Ibime's Verse

I test this informer/ like Papoose putting his letters in order/
Cos he’s sliced in half. . . when I split H and J. . . with Alphabetical Slaughter!!!/
I’ve trekked across borders/ In every city, they know me/
He’s never been a-broad. . . . but many dic.ks have Benin Dahomey!!/ (been in da homie)
This ignorant phony/ loves to front/ till I punch the cunt/
He could phuck Donald. . . and still wouldn’t come up trumps!/


Try to diss with Jehovah/ and get split with a boulder/
I fry this potato-head. . . . and leave a chip on his shoulder!!!/
This niggas a lame/ I bet my bottom dollar that Ill bring him the pain/
so lemme eat a Benjamin . . . . and shit you the change!!/
Its a strangle-killing / when my pants constrict him/
So I’ma keep it brief. . . . with this fashion victim!/


There’s no chance of winning/ He’s just a fan I got/
My biro’s tight. . . but this Stan bic. . . is a laughing stock!/ (Stanbic bank)
I was born and bred/ to de-forest rappers. . . so its war you dread/
Cos a swoop of my axe. . . will bring an end to this logger-head!/
Check him out/ claiming he’s the best about/
But Seun knows. . . that most traffic to the site. . . to express their doubt!/
Trample closer/ and get mangled by an angry cobra/
This battle was a swing in the park. . . . . jangle over!/ (jangulova, april motor)

@mykali
Are you still planning to do the Warcraft battle.
If you are, just send in your verses ASAP so I won't need to set a deadline.

@lalaboi
Thanks for making the job easier for everyone the last time.
Could you please help me watch the Rampage II thread like you did on the last Warcraft.

Rules

- 20 - 24 lines
- No verses should be posted on the thread
- To use italics, type your reply on NL as you would, with all the italics, copy and email to the NL Warcraft mail ad.
- Both verses should be e-mailed to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com
- Comments are welcome.
- First 9 credible votes count . . . winner must win by a difference of two or more votes.

Deadline: 1pm Tuesday, 25th October 2009

H.J
Despite what many think, he didn't just win a lottery ticket to fame.
Consistency on the Flow for Rank board and many sick bars got him up here.
An opportunity, most netcees will die for . . . a battle on WARCRAFT's best of the best.
His CV's as clean as Will Smith's lyrics . . . no past battles to quote from but this is a chance to get a one way ticket to the Warcraft Wall of Fame.

Ibime

Fresh from a defeat against arguably Nairaland's best netcee.
Here's the Spitzophrenic on fire . . . anger in his heart, emotions waiting to explode, threats pouring out.
Is he going to give another newbie enough streetcred to last three lifetimes??

Make a grave mistake. . . . and get buried alive like David Blaine!/
^^^That last metaphor wont dawn on him. . . till the break of day!/


I render you infertile when I’m called to rap/ so its balls you lack/
cos Street is a dead end. . . .when I cull de sack!/

[center]***************************RAMPAGE II**************************** [/center]

NL's most prolific versus most promising newbie.
This is how careers end, it's how dreams are crushed . . . it is WARCRAFT: RAMPAGE II

Sit back and witness one of the best battles WARCRAFT has to offer.

Nazi - Dayokanu
Broster - People whose gender cannot be confirmed . . . e'g Eldee
Mod - Moderator

Yeah . . . forgot to say big-ups to Lalaboi for helping me clear the thread.

And thanks to the voters for not dragging their feet to give opinions on every Warcraft battle
That's usually the difference between a WARCRAFT and erm. . . 'Flowshow Vs Chasisgirl' battles

streetwize:
Abeg Eldee. . . help me with Aquaman and Mykalis battle. . . . I'll send u their verses when they come in today. . . please help them do all d whole ginger stuff

Don't think I should be doin it. . . . thanks mehn. . .

Will do . . . I've always wanted to work with Mykali.
Send in the verses, but hope you don't mind me doing the H.J one first, he's hyper already.

And here it is . . . the end of another round of the legendary WARCRAFT duels.
I count myself lucky for not being compelled to choose between two of the best verses I've seen on Nairaland.
Ibime's still the punchline mastermind we know and love while Streetwise keeps shattering everyone's expectation.
In Cassidy's words 'it don't get no better than this'.

After the vote count, I'll have to announce the winner of this duel.

[center] ******************WINNER OF WARCRAFT: RAMPAGE I - STREETWIZE******************* [/center]

What's with you Nigerians people??
Fine, I personally wouldn't advise anyone to go live in SA, but come on, with the high unemployment rate and increase in the number of graduates per year, getting jobs for our people doesn't seem like a bad idea.

What would you rather have?? Teaching the next generation of South Africans to be civilized or topping world unemployment rate charts??
Y'all need to sit down examine stuff before jumping on every decision the government makes.

Hmmn . . . let them go.
Idiots, they're looking for the next set of people to suffer from the extreme effects of AIDS and Xenophobia.

Teacher Don't Teach Me Nonsense - Fela Anikulapo Kuti

'Who be government teacher?? Culture and tradition' . . . Dude was deep

It's so easy to get the chics in America.
Just go . . . 'I think the n-word should be buried', and they lonely American chics go . . .'that's a smart black brother right there'

They're stuck with with 'to use or not to use' argument when we've moved on to saving the world

And what's with American blokes and steroids??

chika98:
It is all in good fun. Either way good men are all around. We just have to pray for guidance in finding them.

Oh no she didn't . . .
Anyways, it was fun forcing you to rephrase your message

chika98:
No point really. I am done!

Of course you should be, I've been since your first post on this thread.

chic2pimp:
MBA!!!! You are on your own bro

Hehehe . . . see who's [i]chic[/i]kened out so early

chika98:
This is actually a fact by the amount of single women out there

You base your assumption on the opinions of a couple of angry therefore lonely women and you call it a fact??
That makes so much sense you know.

chika98:
I don't do generalizations. This is nothing but a heap of it.

And you saying good men are extinct everywhere is not a generalization??
Maybe I'm missing a point here . . . sumone please help me.