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lalaboi:
Its flow not floor±

what about it?

He shoulda used Ariel

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=219112.msg4683188#msg4683188 date=1254907798]Nonsense! How can u say eating my cultural food is disrespectful to other commuters? Many a times i have been on buses along Edgware Road when the arab ladies board the buses and within a few minutes their strong pungent perfume almost chokes one to death, do i complain? No cos that's their style so to suggest that eating my spicy food on the bus is inconsiderate is absolute tosh! For a start, i think the whole issue of eating on buses is down to[/quote]Hmmn . . . that makes sense, because Arab women are disrespectful to you, let everyone else suffer the conseqences??
Infact why don't I just go mugging people because someone stole my Ipod Touch and 'I didn't complain'??

I never said eating your cultural food is disrespectful to other people . . . I said eating smelly food is.
If it emits a strong aroma/smell that appeals to you . . . it might as well be rotten fish to other people.
It's not hard to find food that doesn't smell strong.

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=219112.msg4683642#msg4683642 date=1254912770]wat do u mean 2 disgusting? they serve food on trains for goodness sake, most UK trains serve food and drinks so how can it be disgusting to eat on trains?[/quote]They serve food that usually cuts across cultural differences.
Sandwiches appeal to most people even when you're not the one eating, so do most meals they serve on trains.
They don't serve Eba or Big Macs. . .

bjmighty:
the game is fast becoming my most respected rapper of the millennium. he revived the west coast when west coast was becoming irrelevant.

Are yo bleeping having a laugh??
Jay-Z made him look like a groupie . . . 'I'm on another level on another plane already'

Hmmn . . . one or two subliminals directed at Streetwize

mailmalc:
Hehehehe u don't fix old netcees jst to battle a new one. _{if u make me vex nw i go battle u}

Come on . . . you know everyone wants to battle Streetwize right now.
I just want to make it as quick as possible.

You wan battle me?? for real u can test/ am like a jamb test/ nigga u cant pass

@Ofokasibe

Yo dude I'm off that . . .
You need to grow up already, you've switched username 4/5 times and you're still like this??
You're pathetic.

@Sauron & Streetwize
Ever wondered why he's like this??

for real u can test/ am like a jamb test/ nigga u cant pass - Ofokasibe

BlueDiva:
I'm yet to know why Mukina supports that wack team.
Even Cristalz too.

Erm maybe it's because she's not a glory-hunter like you

@ceasyc
It's jst disrespectful to fellow commuters when you eat on trains and buses.
Especially in diverse cities like London where one man's mea is literally another's poison.
I'm sorry if you have to wake up that early but why let fellow commuters suffer for what your employers did??

Of course you can get stuff like sasages or sumn but smelly food is just wrong. . . even if it's an aroma to you.
Planes/long distance trains serve the same type of food to everyone because they can control the type of food they want that will be agreed with bymost of the ppassengers.

I know how annoying it gets when the Pakistani people bring their food into buses, why would you wanna do just that to sumone else??

@topic
I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now - Ray Charles

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg4681334#msg4681334 date=1254868755]Haw! Haw! Haw!
Where is Eldee?
Havent heard his voice all week. I just checked and he has executed 2 transfers for week 9, so its not like he is unaware of whats hit him.
Or has he lost his voice?
Eldee dont be shy, say something!
Who's up for a challenge?[/quote]What the flip??
Are you seriously checking out my transfers??
Now that's stalker behaviour . . . I don't feel safe anymore.

Dude, thing is . . . we all know you'll not finish above me this season.
Tottenham is still in the Top Six for Bleep's sake and you're here crying.
You are relegation material and that's certain . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=333528.msg4681026#msg4681026 date=1254863683]This Ofoka na weed smoker.
Why use someone else's trade mark? [/quote]It's so bleeping hilarious . . . he even goes ahead to use an email ad that he desn't have the password to.
Who does that??

chic2pimp:
Wetin do you nah? Let the guy battle streetwise jare

Better still,let's make it a three way battle OFOKOSABE vs IBIME vs STREETWIZE

Nah man . . . I'll pass.
I'm not saying he shouldn't battle Streetwize, but come on . . . why involve me without even telling me first??

michelin89:
You see? And this one dey talk about christianity. *hissssssss*

Sorry . . . I actually meant 'cheek'.
I can't believe I did that

michelin89:
I hate that too. Speak your mind even though you'll get attacked by everyone.

Anyways I get your point. Christians.  

It's so simple . . . everyone has strong points wwhere they can post sense coming from a hangover, they need to learn to stick to those strongpoints and learn from the other posters.
Just stay off places like Politics if you've never opened a newspaper in your life, c'est fini.

mailmalc:
No no hell no   Streetwise should battle the both of us seperately! .    .   .   i'm way too lazy to start writing a lenthy verse but if he's ready then sure i'm in.

Abeg sharrap for dia and go start your warmups!!!
You're the challenger, you're the one that needs to prove that you're good enough to battle him.
Na me say make you no battle am before im turn Pacquiao??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=332602.msg4680939#msg4680939 date=1254862827]Michelin89 SHOULD be bitch-slapped for writing Christians as 'Xtians'
That's blasphemous.[/quote]Haba . . . bitchslapped ke??
What happened to turning the other chic??

lalaboi:
Crackles na. . . .Dont tell me u didnt knw!

Hehehe . . . let him catch you

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=332347.msg4680923#msg4680923 date=1254862650]Let Lalaboi battle 'Malc.
He makes fun of others but we are yet to assess his potentials lyrically.[/quote]I want people in the waiting list for a battle against Streetwize
I just don't want more challengers after one  battle.

michelin89:
Heya, I use it all the time. It costs me to write Christian: too long.   Just like I'll start calling you Eld.  

I'm cool with that,but the part you cut away defines the whole way of life.
They'll rather have you call them Christi . . . 'Xtians' is just wrong on every level.

Nah . . . everyone calls me El

@topic
I hate reading posts from people that try so extremely hard to sound smart . . . it's painful.
You see people remixing lines they got from google and acting like nah . . .I'm sumn else.

Best posters?? End of discussion people.

lalaboi:
If only crack head was here. . . .this is an opportunity for him!. . . .

Who's crackhead??

michelin89:
In case you have forgotten you are not loved by the xtians either. They'd also call you a goat.   But don't worry you have our support.

Come on . . . I know you're anti-religion and all that, but you don't have to be disrespectful to christians.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=332347.msg4680796#msg4680796 date=1254861084]Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . . . . . .I am extremely busy these days.
Can't do a battle now cos i got exams to write in a coupla weeks.
I ma let you know when i am a bit free though.[/quote]Aiite then . . . I'll get sumone else to battle Mailmalc

@Streetwize
I'm thinking of setting up a battle between Sauron and Mailmalc and having the winner battle you.
That'll be like killing two birds with one stone . . . what do you think??

@Sauron and Mailmalc
Are you game??

What can I say??
I've made my point already.

You've gotta love TOH's one-liners.
I hate it when people tink they have to write a final year essay to get a message across.
That's just crap communication skills at it's worst.

Yo BJ . . . you can't just use the Warcraft brand whenever you please.
Come on, I have a cred to protect, I decide if and who battles on Warcraft and you'll need my permission to at least use the Warcraft email addy.

No offence meant though . . . I just need you to stop calling out people everytime sumone wins a battle.

@Ibime & BJ
We can't give Ibime a rematch just yet. . . .He has to join the waiting list like everyone else.
For now Ibime is now a bleeping mere mortal.

We need to get Streetwize to build his cred and update his CV.
He might just be a flash in the pan like people we've seen in the past.

Sauron's already offered a challenge . . . I'll try to see if Wordsmith or Mailmalc would mind too.
This bloke is a bleeping Pacquiao bruv . . .

[center]WAR-CRAFT: ANARCHY CHAMPION

Streetwize[/center]

Results

Streetwize 5-0 Ibime

Streetwise wins this one easily probably the fastest defeat I've seen on this section.
Since people have come out to say he's got the illest ever verse on NL, I think it won't be too long before y'all will hve the opportunity to see his verses.

@Ibime
Come on . . . we can't give second chances.
That's the whole point of having you both email your verses to a specific ad.
The unfair surprise is what won it for him.

@streetwize
aiite then . . . post it yourself

Let the voting begin.
Please take into consideration the fact that no verse was typed first
It was a blind battle so no advantage for any of the parties.

Best out of nine votes win.

Ibime's Verse

I don’t welcome a rival/ so you dead on arrival/
You might have heard of me. . . . if you met a disciple!/
I make rappers dissolve in a ball of flames/
Call me Jesus. . . or call my name. . . its all the same!/
With all prior respect/ Im not the guy you should test/
This battles pointless. . . like Pompey. . . after Gaydamak left!/
I deserve pride and respect/ like Denzel in The Siege/
I don’t battle bird niggas. . . so I’ll keep this Pelican Brief!/
Ya verse was one hell of a speech/ but you speak lies/
I blow ya brains over the street. . . now ya streetwise!/
I keep guys/ that strangle ya throat. . . with peace-ties/
I got enough dough to cover this beef. . . like meatpies!/
Im hailed as the man/ so bail if you can/
And if you talking beef, change the subject. . . or fail the exam!/
When this villain appear/ the thrill in the air/ should fill you with fear/
if ya think ya prepared. . . blow ya brains. . and kill the idea!/  
I mangle ya melon/ when Im branding a weapon/
I JFK your ass. . . from any angle of reference/
You get strangled with bedding/ by any man that you let in/
Cos I put money on your head. . like dancers at an African wedding!/
Rapping is a random obsession/ that I indulge in/
Ya brain’s bulging/ from the info Im divulging/
The information/ is that ya wife’s fornicating/
My seed's in ya family tree. . . call it cross-pollination!/
I fought wars with Satan/ so you’re just a small fry/
You’re balls are on the line. . . so please consult the hawk-eye!/
They applaud I/ if they applaud you, then they all lie/
Cos real stand-up niggas never trip. . . for a fall guy!/

Streetwise' Verse


DIS RADICAL FELLA/ HOLDS COURT. . . TO CONVICT FARCICAL JESTERS
SO ITS ONLY RIGHT DAT I BEGIN YA SENTENCE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS

My reign leaves you sour/ cuz I dictate to devour
He squares up to d king. . . . . but gets no raise to d power
Its just days to d hour/I reveal my thoughts of savage
but d skillery set/ of dis mean midget. . . . is not surprisingly. . . short of average
When I spur on rampage/ ya blood be da first to spill
I'll strangle you with my sweater. . . . call me dressed ta kill
I'm blessed with skill/ and u best quickly learn
dat an attempt to school d devil. . . . only yields first degree burns
Those old verses you penned are skilless/ and show proverbial weakness
and ya current flow. . . Im sorry!! . . . shows no potential difference

Its only raw fusion/ when I'm bonin your new hun
She whines and breaks breath during our holey-cum-union
So ya stand's over/ u just a tiny beetle, Im a landrover
Ur drunk with pride?. . . . I'll dangle u 4rm a bridge and make you hang-over
Av outclassed hova/ and proceed to blow u dead
Ironic, dat a big bang. . .to ya head/ would bring. . . ya universe to an end
Now he's bruised and dead/ and they call it a twinning pillage
Cuz a vertical slice to his frame. . . revealed. . . . his splitting image
He's really finished/ and yeh, Streetwize did it
He had expensive flows. . . . but my freestyle killed it

My shit lacks critics/ he's scared his verse is wasted
They even say. . . his irrational fears. . . can only be estimated
The rest is basic/ even pool chiks know Ibime lacks my floss
cuz He should take d cue to hole a girl. . . . but he doesn't have d balls

Dis z Overkill/and be sure voters will/ choose d flows dats real
His bore. . . they dig mine. . . ya'll know da drill
I don blow 4a real/ Ibime's out here spittin noise
This Virgin won't get head. . . if he spent his whole day. . . flipping coins!!!!

Rooney's my captain!!!

Rules

- 20 - 24 lines
- No verses should be posted on the thread
- Both verses should be e-mailed to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com
- Comments are welcome.
- Methods of voting shall be discussed after I have received both verses.