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Ibime (AKA Niger Delta Militant)
Has battled the best Nairaland has to offer . . . track record includes battles against Wordsmith, Lord Sauron, Mailmalc.
Critics say he spends too much time working on his metaphors and wordplay that he forgets why he's battling and not in the Freestyle Lounge.
That hasn't stopped him from giving us what is universally accepted as the best Third-place showdown ever.
Winning this will be a message to the other netcees thinking of challenging his grip on the Raplord throne.

You’ll get a penny for your thoughts. . . if you pawn your mind!/

I SMASH YA TEAM/ TRAMPOLINE on ya back and CRACK YA SPLEEN/
Then spray ya ‘blood’ over ya T.V. . .  now you got a ‘PLASMA’ SCREEN!!/

Streetwize (AKA Spitzophrenic)

Untested but feared . . . his CV's as short as Mailmalc's privates on viagra  
Just a couple of line's here and there and his streetcred is soaring like Eldee's legend status
Unbeaten but with the highest expectations ever . . . his wordplay's unrivalled, lyrical knowhow unquestioned, he has the cleansheet on the line.

NL, My reign (rain) is on, my days have come
And I aint gon' ex- men till I take dis place by storm

My lyrics are in vogue . . . . d way I fashion statements

[center] ***************************ANARCHY**************************** [/center]

Game recognise game?? We're about to see Legend recognise Legend.
Current Nairaland word on the street champion, Ibime goes head to head against the hottest product of the Flow for Rank Academy Streetwise.

There have been no callouts, just a battle created by popular demand. . . Both have something at stake, let's see if the Militant Nairaland Rap King can be usurped from the seat he has held on to ruthlessly by beheading any distant threats.
We might also see the latest freestyle prodigy get the recognition as a NL Battlerap god in the space of one month.

Are we here to see the beginning of an ANARCHY or to watch Ibime just knock another noun off the NL Rap Battle Encyclopaedia??

Hmmn . . . Rooney has to score today oooh

mykali:
i will advise you to keep that thought in the head . . . but its just an advice

Hehehe . . .

'You think you can Bleep with me but kid you just thinking
It's over when I'm sober, imagine when I'm drinking'

Lost Boyz - Beasts From the East

slimshay:
And Eldee changes lane, its not the song anymore. You are jus miffed Khanye got owned!!!

You guys need to be a lil objective at least when you talk about stuff.
That's why it's a forum, I've dropped my opinion on what the track was like . . . and you've been screaming Kanye got owned ever since.
Does Kanye pay your school fees?? Didn't you see the part where I aid Kanye was the worst of the lot??

I commented on what Sauron said and you're here wanking like some deluded Scounthorpe fan.
No one has challenged any point I've made on this thread . . . y'all just go on with your . . . Eminem owns this B.S

We've seen Eminem lyrically murdering tracks, this one ain't one of them . . . c'est fini

That's one thing I'll never understand bout NLers
They'll always prejdge people without seeing what they have to offer.

Weezy's been dropping sick lines on tracks for about two years now but they're turning a blind eye
What's the difference between Weezy and Snoop Dogg?? One rapped alongside Pac . . . c'est fini.

Eminem on that track was just fast, that's all, get your Virtal DJ software and slow it down . . . it's ordinary.
And that whole thing bout physically threatening people, erm . . . we ain't seen the whigga in prison yet.
Eminem's criminal record begins and ends with carrying an unloaded concealed gun . . . c'est fini.

So is there any other question bout the fact that Cassidy's criminal record is longer than hiphop's resident agbero??

@Ibime
Dude you have to battle this guy.
I've checked to see if it's just another biter on the loose, but he's legit.

Ibime:
You’ll get a penny for your thoughts. . . if you pawn your mind!/

Awww shit!!! That's just wrong

@Bamsyle
Why're you wasting these lines??
Should I set up a battle thread or sumn??

@Borat
Hehehe . . . that's like saying Wenger should be scared cus Hull was 4th on the table
You're relegation material, everyone knows that.
I'll put my money on it, even Mukina will finish above you this season.

tkb417:
hahahahaha

Borat will kill you if he gets above you o

He's a small boy . . . I don't have time for him jare.
I just need to regain my form, it's this captain thing I need to take care of
El Nino scored 17 points last week . . . I had Gerrard as me captain.

tkb417:
hahaha

eldee vs Borat

Borat is just wanking of his one-week jerks
I can't busy myself with his prematures . . . my mouse wouldn't even scroll that far down the league

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg4639165#msg4639165 date=1254306470]uhhh,
is it the same eldee fc that hasnt managed to cop up to 70 pts in any given week?
something i've done thrice,
dude you spoke to early, you picked the wrong guy,
if its by copping 40 odd points every week you hope to catch smirnoff and co, then . . . [/quote]As long as I'm still what?? ten odd rungs above you on the ladder while you struggle with Chamotex, you'll remain a fan.
You stay there with your most points in a week award, I've got a league of real contenders to attend to.
You've got a relegation battle to survive . . . start preparing for that already.

I'ma just take a good look at the biggest competition . . . he standing right there in the mirror

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Showboating

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg4639075#msg4639075 date=1254305790]Watch those spaces. . . [/quote]Dude get over your obsession and buy a freaking Eldee FC season ticket
I told you, you're not my competition, you'll forever remain a fan and nothing more
I've got my eyes on the top right now, no time for your relegation fantasies.

yoruba:
@Eldee
Is there any bad portrayal of Nigerians in the game Halo? I believe it was by Niel Blomkamp(the director of District 9)
I have not played the game. (Besides I dont play games)

Nah . . . it's just the fact that it's sci-fi too.
People that claim the storyline and graphics were perfect need to play Halo
And that's the thing, when you've seen Halo's aliens, District 9's prawns can't impress you

yoruba:
Hmmm. . . . and the movie made international success.

That's the problem . . . I don't base my judgement on what the masses think.

The movie targeted the right audience . . . middle-aged, white people that have no previous experience of xenophobia and haven't seen any sci-fi movies.
57% of the audience was 25 or older(usually 35-60) . . . these are the same people that think The Duchess is the best movie ever.
Unfortunately, I happen to be below 25 and Nigerian, xenophobia doesn't shock me and I've played Halo before . . . so it looks too ordinary to me.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=310800.msg4578315#msg4578315 date=1253424686]according to some Nigerians, its the best thing since sliced bread.[/quote]Hmmn . . . maybe I'm the one with the crap taste then

Gamine:
The funniest ever

I'ma let ya finish . . . but that one is the best Kanye Vs Taylor Swift pic ever

Mardy Bum - Arctic Monkeys

Update it instead . . . cus I got a new version yesterday

I've not tried to buy anything though . . . so I won't know if it affects that part.
Bt it looks okay from here.

Is your one not working??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=157494.msg4636405#msg4636405 date=1254259792]Ibime is sick with SWINE FLU.

Eldee, have u been able to get on itunes store USA??[/quote]He's next level

Yeah man . . . as good as it's always been.

Ibime:
Dont even start to rhyme/ cos ya talent is hard to find/
infact, ya lyrics are ass crack. . . and thats the bottom line!/

How do you come up with these things??

Nah . . . who didn'tgrow up on the streets??
50 Cent??
What I'm saying is, Eminem's delivery doesn't leave any space for punchlines
Artistes like Jay-Z, Bigge, 'Kiss build their lines round punchlines, Eminem doesn't.
Em's lines aren't individual, the first line is related to the last . . . for an artiste like Jay-Z each bar is a punchline in it's own right.

Lil Wayne dropped more punchlines than Eminem on that track.
Em had only one punchline on Forever . . . I dare you to prove me wrong

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=318653.msg4612125#msg4612125 date=1253908279]“I’m Hannibal Lector so in case you’re thinking about saving face,
You ain’t gonna have no face to save by the time I’m through with this place.”

No face to save??
Remember H.Lector taking off the face of a CO in "Silence Of The Lambs"?[/quote]Don't even start on punchlines man . . . Eminem is not a punchline person.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=318653.msg4611902#msg4611902 date=1253905705]Chic2chimp, we are not analysing Fuji music here. . . . . .

A collaboration like this is generally perceived to be a battle of lyrical wits.
On the track in question, Eminem MURDERED, CREMATED and BURIED his contemporaries with guile, panache and subliminal punchlines.
Go to a thousand blogs on the net and see what fans of Kanye and Weezy are saying about the track.[/quote]Punchlines??  

slimshay:
I think eldee is jus mad kanye got his chance to rate against eminem on a song and still got served. So much so he, eldee, had to quote diamonds from sierra leone has jay's off topic song. Kanye had long since derailed the song before the remix was made.

Didn't you see me point out Kanye as a culprit??
The song itself was just a way of tapping into the hype that surrounded Blood Diamonds at the time of it's release.
He'd originally named the song Diamond Is Forever before changing the name so as not be confused with Jay-Z's song with the same title.
The remix however was his way of drawing attention to the plight of the children in Sierra Leone . . . he had new verses that were on point.

Jay-Z's verse on that remix had nothing to do with Sierra Leone and that's the one i was talking about.

Bamsyle:
I want to believe the only reason y'all be sayin' Em outshone the rest is cos his verse is the fastest-paced and most aggressive . . . PERIOD. Aside that, there's nutin relatively out-of-the-ordinary about it . . .

Thank you!!!
I said it but they said it's because I'm not Em's biggest fan.
Nowadays rappers jst drop generic verses and force them on collabos. . . Eminem woulda still done this I go break bottle for ya head routine even if the name of the song was Let There Be Love.

The pace of his delivery created a shock effect that got all the Stans hyping.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=130431.msg4606182#msg4606182 date=1253831385]Adebisi wanted instant action. . . . . Our Nigerian men are not used to em romantic schitzo. [/quote]Come on . . . she was the one asking for MouthAction
He was the one writing letters.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=130431.msg4606182#msg4606182 date=1253831385]Poet? An unrepentant crack fiend.
Big opportunity to go n do something with his skills and he cocked it up.[/quote]He had it all, a job, friends, a name to reckon with, money . . . everything.
And he decides to start carrying guns to book signings.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=130431.msg4606116#msg4606116 date=1253830133]That scene made me laugh.

. . . . .But you are a nigga!!![/quote]She killed it
Seeing Adebisi crushed liked that was hilarious.

I knew Poet was going to come back.
He contributes to the plot of the whole thing.

ThiefOfHearts:
If he's Yoruba, whats special about him having a Yoruba brother? -

I'm Yoruba too . . . over 2000 tribes in Africa and the only two Africans there are Nigerian.
It's thrilling, but they're just taking the piss. He's prolly from Oyo State like me too

Adebisi's in love?? And then he ges rejected . . .
There's too many twists and turns in this Season 2, the writers are overzealous.

Oz (Season 2 )

Adebisi is a retard . . . the way he's managed to survive is strange.
He's got a Yoruba brother?? Are they bleeping having a laugh??


Where's Poet??