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stillwater:
I understand, but show it to jgirl in private.  

I hope I get the courage to do that
I'm just scared of the fact that it might spoil what we share

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=180185.msg3008533#msg3008533 date=1225224310]Eldee's got some compromising pics of the Jackal as well. . . .
Nairaland would crash if he posts em. . . . .

I have backed off. . . . . .Now don't u threaten me again.
If u send em pics, i would personally castrate you. . . . .That should be an easy decision for the babes running after you.
How many of em would walk the aisle without your   [/quote]Aight . . . deal
No more threats . . . we both keep 'em pics and everything goes back to normal

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg3008537#msg3008537 date=1225224330]Creamish!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you girl? I've missed you ooo and douzy, and acidrop and you know how we do.
Which kain development?
_{I hear say the guy resemble shrek and i wan use style find out.}

el, shut up! You were the one mumbling all that to me last night. Don't deny it because your homies are here.
I'm the one even putting the marriage thing under wraps. Awwww, i just saw this.
You know what? Still, you're alright with me. You cool like that.   [/quote]I just got a call from my folks . . . they're serious bout this seminary thing
I love you baby . . . but we have to put it on hold

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg3008479#msg3008479 date=1225223380]You need to be fair!
Our love is not based on this. I love you regardless.
I just need to know so that i can start constructing paper bags for my children's heads or not . . . If they need it.[/quote]Children?? I'm sorry, I'm just not ready for marriage
My parents want me to change my career path, I'm becoming a Priest

stillwater:
Awww don't be shy. I'm shy myself and I had my pic up. It's all about breaking loose from that shell, and you'll be glad you did.

Stilly, you don't understand . . .
It's hard for me, I just can't do this  

@Sauron
Don't let's handle this the hard way

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=180185.msg3008456#msg3008456 date=1225222996]Stelios should be back by the 8th of Nov.[/quote]He really needs to work hard to get back to that class

@topic
J-girl

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg3008464#msg3008464 date=1225223108]I want your pic and I want it now.
We're supposed to be in love , dang it![/quote]We can't base our love on my looks, can we

stillwater:
Any time you raise an issue over eldee's pics he becomes so demure with his posts, why?

Mr. Sauron can I catch a glimpse of demure eldee?

Is that not the perfect hint??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=180185.msg3008431#msg3008431 date=1225222551]Eldee has the body of a greekgod(according to her last gurlfriend).
If u want his pix. . . . . .Holla at me. [/quote]Talking bout greek people . . . do you know when Stelios is coming back from injury

Moyola:
Eldeeeeee!!! oya shw ya pix

Hehehe . . . get it from J-girl

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg3008339#msg3008339 date=1225221289]I want to know more about the love of my life now!
I want your phone number so i can hear your cracked voice.

Still, I heard el is ugly and I wanted to know if it's the kind of ugliness I can manage. See what I get back ?[/quote]I love you too
Promise you won't leave me when you see how ugly I am

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg3008291#msg3008291 date=1225220637]I want his pic, number and date of birth.
please. . . anyone? He's been trying to get at me - I need to confirm about him first.

Especially Jenny! Please!

Moyola, do you have his pic?[/quote]What do you need me date of birth for??
What next do you want my NI number??

We love each other . . . If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg3008228#msg3008228 date=1225219851]I have a huge crush on eldee. . . . however, i need to know if he's fine or not.


_{Jenny could show me his pic please!!!!!!!!!!! He wouldn't mind!}[/quote]I have a huge crush on one J-girl too . . . whoever has her pic should help a guy in love
I'll pay for her number too

@topic
Ask her 'If a fish and a bird fell in love, where would they live??' _{I know it makes no sense but it worked in one movie I saw}

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=188519.msg3003335#msg3003335 date=1225142980]I just tested positive to HIV.
**Back it up with a fake document**[/quote]Nah . . . I'll prefer using cancer, you'll get sympathy
Scratch chemo . . .  sex therapy is the way forward

I'm waiting till our tenth year anniversary to propose, it has to be special

PepERSprAY:
Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?

Because a every other commitment is easier

Career: Work, Work, Work
Education: Study, Study, Study
Presidency: Lie, Lie, Lie
Women:  . . . yet to be discovered??

PepERSprAY:
Lol, see how you are coming up with excuses as if you have a database for them.
Ladies, eldee no be marriage material oooo.

Hehehe . . . yes, I actually have a database, Ieven have one for breakups too

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=188519.msg3003217#msg3003217 date=1225141918]This should get you a hot, stingy SLAP.[/quote]Then you switch lanes to 'These are the kind of things we need to settle before making this decision'

@topic
Let's live for today, we'll cross that bridge when we reach it

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=188519.msg3003166#msg3003166 date=1225141451]I'm changing my career path. . . . . . .I want to be a Rev. Father. [/quote]Then you won't get the sex

@topic
I love you baby, what do you say we forget that and try out what we saw in that book/maganzine

debosky:
My older siblings are still single, I need to wait for my turn

Hehehehe . . . now that's perfect

chamotex:
I don't think I'm a marriage material

That's the perfect one . . . I should take lessons from you

@topic
My career's really important you know??

@topic
It's not me or you . . . the world is just against us being together
Let's just see how it goes

KarmaMod:
the beauty of being a female is that we can watch anything without eyebrows being raised

Talk about the SDS in action . . .

KarmaMod:
men who watch DH are suspicious.

You're supposed to watch Entourage

Hehehe . . . how bout women that watch Dexter??

whitelexi:
Thanks o jare

They say the program goes from generation to generation. I hear some of the characters were born in the program and some die in the program sef

It has gone from Black and White screens, to Colour, to HD . . . let's see, it might survive till the 3-D

This thread will prolly be moved soon

@whitelexi
You watch Eastenders??
Is that soap going to end this generation??

24: The reason why TV was invented

And then . . .

Scrubs: Never has watching people die been this much fun
How I Met Your Mother: Funniest show on TV, EVER!!!
Heroes: What more can I say??
Desperate Housewives: The average woman divided into her five alter-egos, sick innit??

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998534#msg2998534 date=1225067705]lmao!! I'm loving the way you're twisting my words.
If you think yourself racist, should I care?

Oh hon, it's never been a secret that you're beyong daft [/quote]If you don't care then stop assuming bullcrap . . . c'est fini
I don't get it, not only are you stupid, you're proud to showcase it

DaPhoenix:
Related to that, I've heard from Nairaland men that having sex with a virgin for one night without a condom won't do any of the following:

1) make her pregnant

2) give you or her any STDs

Also,

1) her vagina will be so small you need to finger her first then insert your privates. If it isn't small, she isn't a virgin.

2) When her hymen is torn, there has to be a bucketful of blood gushing out of her to show she was actually a virgin. If there was no hymen, she wasn't a virgin and so you must dump her. You also need to raise eyebrows if you don't get the exact amount of blood.

So many things I have learned from my beloved friends at Nairaland.

Hehehe . . . It's shameful, some pple still think like this??

I heard it on NL that virgins are righteous, holy and that the only reason they're deprived of sainthood is because the Pope is racist

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998466#msg2998466 date=1225066539]No. How about "Let's assume Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic. . . ."?[/quote]It's no longer a family secret, u're daft
So I'm now being racist against blacks??

Hmmn . . . How do I explain this one sef??

richo:
iranian girls have sexier hips than naija babes!!! those chics are hot under the hijabbi. . . u need to see them in jeans

But you have to admit, they're daft
I saw Dubai chics wearing hijabs while swimming at beaches
Like WTF??

@topic
Condoms are not safe

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998427#msg2998427 date=1225065870]lmao. . . . is someone in a mood?
I'm the last one to say does not understand sarcasm.
But since you implied that my "shallow" brain cannot decipher sarcasm, why don't leave it at that.

Abi, if I didn't know/understand that you were trying [/i]to be sarcastic, why would I have mentioned [i]"Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic"?[/quote]How about . . . I know he's been sarcatic, let me not start assuming things??

DaPhoenix:
Size doesn't matter. _{Come on. . .}

Hehehehe . . . you just made my day
It's strange how only chics wiv boyfriends wiv 4' rods say this

richo:
@eldee
actually it sounds cute because the sound track is m9ixed and masterd in the studio

Nah . . . are you trying to tell me that they change accents in TV studios??
Let's just accept it, the american accent is B.S

@topic
American chics have this accent that sounds cute on TV but irritating when you speak to 'em in real life

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998384#msg2998384 date=1225065049]Even without it removed, it still makes no sense [/quote]I said it already, sarcasm is too complicated for you shallow brain to decipher
Don't worry, I'll start spelling out my posts for people like you to understand

tope2000:
Roflmao . . . . . U truly are a case

Bite me

@topic
Mixedrace chics are hottt

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998328#msg2998328 date=1225064304]That's why I said "LET'S ASSUME YOU DID NOT TYPE THAT WITH THE INTENTION OF BEING SARCASTIC"
Or do you still not understand that I was trying to ignore the sarcastic tone in what you wrote?
Olodo ara oko [/quote]I give up . . . u're sad
You try to remove sarcasm from a sarcastic punchline and you want it to make sense??

richo:
why? abeg eldee if u are capable of banning me sorry abeg oh!!! ^{it has takin so long and am yet to achieve ma 1000 posts goal}

Hehehe . . . I don't have the power to ban
But seriously, why go to Asia for sex??

tope2000:
Well, arent u guys too tired of naija chics are so fake and still can't leave them be

I never said being fake is bad . . . nah
Infact, I find it sexy . . . a LovePeddler that sings in my church choir?? What more can a man ask for

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998279#msg2998279 date=1225063513]Let's assume you did not type that with the intention of being sarcastic, are some brit chics not black too?
Abegi!! You're hating on us because you want [/b]to.
Give us another reason. Naija men are faker than [b]aluminum cotton.[/quote]I hate it when you begin to sound fickle . . . you can't detect sarcasm at this age

tope2000:
@eldee
please define fake and why you think naija girls are FAKE
because you can't make judgement alone by the FAKE girls u've been dating.

Yeah . . . as usual the oldest excuse in the book
Don't u guys ever get tired of that one??

Aight yeah . . . I've been dating fake chics . . . but Morenike's never dated a romantic man before
What's ur view on that??

tope2000:
why I'm i not surprised by this comment
cud it be that its because its coming from you

You actually think I'm sexist??
Aight why've I not said 'Brit chics are fakers'??

Oh . . . maybe I'm just hating on y'all cus u're black

stillwater:
DOES MAN'S DEFINITION OF YOU MATTER WHEN GOD'S ALREADY ACCEPTED YOU IN HIS WELCOMING ARMS?

YES . . . ask the ex-cons that are searching desperately for acceptance . . . even jobs

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998187#msg2998187 date=1225061992]ughhhh. You ARE IMPOSSIBLE!!!
You, the same guy that was screaming "Goddddddddddddddd" while having sex is the same guy leading the chior.
Should that take that as being fake?[/quote]The fact that you see it as wrong means it's not a norm
Nigerian chics are fake . . . it's a proven fact