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What made the baby bounce??

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=179865.msg2903979#msg2903979 date=1223338941]Ugh. . . . .Father Lord, am begging you.
Do not give me a useless Naija man[/quote]It happened in Austria too . . . don't you read the news??
This man had one, Fritzl had seven

stillwater:
Don't you guys get tired of man, man ,man. Abeg talk about something new.

What other topic do NL ladies have to talk about if not men??
Is that not what they breathe??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=179472.msg2903338#msg2903338 date=1223328123]He is like Stan to Eminem and this is because Sistawoman has made herself a sex symbol on Nairaland.
What do u expect when she talks about MouthAction n Anal Sex like she's talking about braids and acrylic nails.
Obviously, these kind of gists would attract maniacs to her. [/quote]Blame me for being old-fashioned, but I believe pple should keep their wallets in the right places
Anyways . . . it's good to know that we won't be hearing nuffin when next she puts the wrong colours together in the washing machine

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=179472.msg2903338#msg2903338 date=1223328123]He is like Stan to Eminem and this is because Sistawoman has made herself a sex symbol on Nairaland.
What do u expect when she talks about MouthAction n Anal Sex like she's talking about braids and acrylic nails.
Obviously, these kind of gists would attract maniacs to her. [/quote]Were you not the one talking bout the typical nigerian a minute ago??

@sistawoman
Let me quote Dualcore from the other thread

'You don't expect an Admin to give/post personal info of another user on a public bulletin board.
Yea its clear its a mischievous user, but a user is a user and all privacy agreements stand'

Besides, this case of impersonation does not directly relate to a member of Nairaland.com

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=179472.msg2903301#msg2903301 date=1223327363]Come on. . . . . . .She aint that loquacious. [/quote]I've heard of such cases in the tabloids
If we got that much without asking, is there any limit to what a true conman will get by getting close to her??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=179472.msg2903220#msg2903220 date=1223326087]I am yet to see her name and number on NL so she hasn't said a lot.
It's just unfortunate some twisted loser had to take his stupidity to the next level and created a username to disrespect Sistawoman.
She would learn from this.[/quote]Hehehe . . . I was actually waiting for that one
The way she was going I was expecting her to come online one day to tell us her Paypoint passcode

Yeah . . . I know this loser was daft, but I'll just say the end will sumhow justify the means

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=179472.msg2903172#msg2903172 date=1223325490]Y'all encourage sistawoman by replying all her posts. . .  and now u r d same folk saying she talks too much about her family matters. . .  if u had a problem with it, why d hell do y'all keep replying her posts then?

It is her choice to discuss whatver she feels like on d forum, that doesnt give anyone d right to disrespect her d way d dude claiming to be her husband has done[/quote]Erm . . . anyone has a right to register any username on NL, the dude just chose 'mrsistawoman'
Anyone has a right to say what he likes about his relationships/fantasies . . . he/she just chose to say he was married to sum sistawoman
Yes it's childish, but does that make it a crime??

sistawoman:
Because my husband can't do it at work.
Again there is so much of his life that I have not shared. I think i shared far more about me and what i like and dislike then him. I have shared lots of my history on this board.
Tell me what my husband likes and dislikes please share.

I have every right in the world to ASK for what i want. Now if you don't want Seun to give me the ip address then that is something you should take up with Seun, not me. But as far as what I have to do there are only 2 things I can't control. The fact that I am Black and the fact that I will Die one day. Everything is in my power to do.
Because i tell my business not give someone else the right to try to use that business against me on the forum. That is hatred/jealousy/bitterness and childish.
So i can ASK till the cows come home, Seun can grant my request or not grant my request that is his decision.
Actually all this imposter is trying to do is silence me. They are not using anything I have said on this forum against me but instead keeps saying

The fact of the matter is he/she is pretending to be my husband just because they want to “teach” me a lesson. Which then makes the list of suspects short to those that have openly said I say too much.

Your husband cannot do it at work don't mean nuffin!!! You still can't prove it

Oi, I told you I don't give a Bleep if you're Asian or if you'll die next week, what I'm saying is, you had a right to your privacy and you decided to waste it
You don't have a right to disturb any chick/bloke that decides to have fun with the advantage

Seun can grant the request, yes . . . but remember he'll be illegally giving out sumone's private info to you

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=179472.msg2903133#msg2903133 date=1223324970]Eldee, slow your roll. . . . . . . . .Cut this woman some slack, will ya??

Sistawoman is not an African. . . . .This place is a new experience to her and she's just learning the ropes.
Western women don't really see their private lives as something to be locked in a vault.
They discuss their sex lives openly like we analyse games between Man Utd and Arsenal.
Lets hope she's learnt a lesson or two from this ugly incident. [/quote]That's the problem, she's not learnt her lesson . . .

Even here in the UK, we know how scared we are of ID theft
Having only my name and phone number will give you the power to create a new credit card in my name

She sees it as, 'sumone impersonated my husband, he should get punished', but she's forgotten that she created the whole problem
You need to help her get out of this victim position and take responsibilty for her mistakes . . .

sistawoman:
Why not?  Explain to me why i can't make a request?

I just did . . . if sum next random person comes on Nland and says she's Eldee . . . that's different
Neither Seun nor any other moderator is held with any responsibility to protect the identity of anyone that's not a member of Nairaland

You created the character Mr Sistawoma[/i]n in the first place, you told everyone his likes and dislikes, you told them his life history, this person just decided to register a username for the character

Seun trying to trace [i]Mrsistawoman will be like him tracing sumone for insulting Obasanjo
As I said before 'The only time you'll have a case against him is if he impersonated sumone on NL'
As at now there's no proof that mrsistawoman is not your husband playing sum pranks at his place of work

sistawoman:
how bout this when you see my name, you know over there on the left side the page, skip my post.

then you don't have to read or see or know about, then it is not a rub in your face.

Thats what i do to certain people. If i don't like the person or feel they have nothing to contribute i don't open their threads and skip their posts or only scan for my name and I keep it moving.

Like it or lump it i will continue to be me.

Everything aint for Everybody.

You don't get it, do you??
As I said, I don't give an eff if you get bleeped for twenty quid every Friday, but you don't have any right to ask for mrsistawoman's IP
He/She only took advantage of your personal history that's been scripted on NL like a Nollywood movie

The only time you'll have a case against him is if he impersonated sumone on NL

And nah . . . I don't skip your stories . . . it's fun seeing pple digging pits for themselves to fall into
I'll only start skipping 'em when you start striking me as stupid.

P.S Excuse me french . . . it was necessary

Hmnn . . . I can't help but agree with Stephen on this one
For sumone like me that doesn't give an eff bout the personal lives pple live, I think you've rubbed info into our faces
Take for instance, I knew the day you were sarcastic to your husband
I know how many children you have, I know what tribe your husband comes from . . . I can even write an essay on the likes and dislikes of your husband

Methinks you need to understand the fact that no one really cares what you do wiv your life
The only pple that care will still keep taking advantage of that fact till you stop painting it all over

Uche2nna:
Easy.

Razorr suspects a moderator,

How many moderators do we have on this forum

iice, Mukina, Kobojunkie, Siena, the one for the computer section (can't remenber her ID) etc

Eldee , take ur pick. Who be ur best friend ?

That's the problem . . . all the moderators think I'm wowgly and they don't have access to passwords

Clue: Good taste in men, loves Eldee, has flawless knowledge of computers, not a mod

Now here's the catch . . . All the remaining 112003 female NLers think I'm the best thing sliced bread
That's where our target is . . .
Uche, I think we're getting to sumn here

Razorr:
Come on Debosky, you're smarter than that!

Whoever was impersonating me obviously knows me inside out! He/she obviously has a giant crush on me.
I strongly suspect a moderator.

Anyway, I have no serious qualms about it. It's for reasons like this and all the mudslinging that I am no longer crazy about this site, hence my not posting regularly these days.

I don't care if I am banned or my account is deleted, I just do not want my name dragged in the mud for obvious reasons.

Hmmn . . . we need to find this impostor
C'mon, anyone that thinks I'm one of NL's hottest should be my best friend

But Razorr . . . will I make your list

DeepZone:
Am talking about mental maturity and not sexual maturity.duh

The funny part is, with all the mental maturity, we still have more male scientists, money movers and deff more male world leaders
Wetin una dey take this maturity do sef??

The Sly:
Like them old prophets used to say. . . . .

. . . . . . . . Blessed be thy lord for he has not made me a woman.


All these B.s about i love ma gender. . . . . .
I am proud to be black or i am big and proud are just some strategic words used to conceal the inferiority complexes in you people.
Buncha Household utensils.

Well spat bruv . . .
You'll never hear a white man saying 'I'm proud to be white'
Or will you hear Rihanna screaming 'I'm comfortable with my body'??
Nah . . . It's Oprah (2003) that screams I'm proud of my body then goes ahead to lose 50% of her weight

darefestus:
Mr Eldee,go to your forum games jo,you don't have a point to make,instead you are hiding under Deboskys shadow.

I'll just ignore this stupid statement from equally daft scummer . . .
It's one of 'em things that happen when Hannibal goes AWOL, fools just run fuckery from their mouths and expect everyone to do the same.

Thought so

@debo
Before it infects Superstan??

Eight words!!!

Emirates Stadium makes two million pounds every matchday

Cristalz:
Stan one could say the same about any team,not just Arsenal

^{*Rubs eyes*}
Cris actually acknowledged how illogical a fellow Manc's statement came out??
Phew!!! What next?? DIC goes bankrupt??

@Vieira
My problem is not that we lost to Hull, the fact that we lost at Emirates is what scares me
Imagine the psychological edge we had even against teams like AC Milan at the Emirates
We lost all that to Hull, now we'll have to reconvince ourselves that it's impossible for Arsenal to lose at the Emirates

Hmmn . . . what next Spurs will start thinking they can win a match under Ramos??

javalove:
Its like you don't know artistes are also mentors and whatever they say or sing about goes right to the heart of their fans. Truth is banning the songs and even the artistes is a step in the right direction to actually reduce the crime itself. If a young person in nigeria scams in his bedroom and he gets no words of encouragement in form of music from an artiste, chances are that he would leave what is doing. In a situation when he hears it as music, and we all know what music does to body and soul - the heart. Whether maga pay or e no pay, whether the artiste is involved in scam or not, the song acts as "words of encouragement to the person in question - scammer.

Step in the right direction?? Maybe . . . but I still insist, this is a not communism or sumn, you can't control what people say
If we ban them for singing Yahooze, what's the difference between that and banning Fela for talking about the government as Abacha did??
Afterall they were both exposing the ills of our country?? Or don't you know a corrupt leadership is a national disgrace??

Ban musicians?? WTF?? does it stop 419ers from splashing water on poor people with their Hummer jeeps?? Does it stop them from throwing those lavish parties??
Tell me which creates a stronger motive? Olu Maintain's Yahooze or the Lexus jeeps they drive??

Y'all Nigerians will always think like this . . . I'm sorry but your view is shortsighted.
And you totally evaded the fact that if EFCC were to clamp down on the Yahooze boys, Olu will go singing bout sumn else . . . maybe love like Banky
I'm telling you, a broke nigger doesn't need a song to join the scamming network . . . nah, POVERTY IS HIS MOTIVATION
Till the day the Nigeria, starting from the average family kill the consumer culture in their soceity, y'all will not be trusted.
And as I said, banning of songs like Yahooze is not only a disgrace to Nigeria, it's a disgrace to democracy

javalove:
And i hate the way you go about ur american gangsta shit. Who cares about them? The world is more comfortable doing business with an american than a nigerian. We have our ilss and they have theirs. Theirs is not affecting them the way ours is affecting us.
Rights has limits my brother. If you talk anyhow, u see anyhow. ANd please when it comes to issues of image, don't compare us with yankee. They have all the ills and yet they are warmly embraced into the busniess world, the music world, sports world and the rest.
Lets face us. Lets face whats killing us and not another nation.

The average AA is segregated against vertically and horizontally
He's seen as this violent, daft dude that cannot think properly
But instead of banning Dr Dre, people like Obama and Oprah decided to go to school and created a whole new image for black people

And you seem to forget that it's people that are buying these albums with their freewill
Will they be singing Yahooze if they didn't know it appeals to the populace??

Ronaldo did not dive??

darefestus:
[b]Which player doesnt dive?[/b]They all do,its only a matter of the refs verdict many top players dive and they don't see it as a crime.

I rest me case!!!
If that's what a scummer thinks football is about, then my Cheating DNA thesis is proven already

@Darefestus
Fabreagas a diver, Eduardo??
What was Cistalz saying bout myopia again??

@Cristalz
Moi?? Black and white?? nah . . . It's a crime not to go HD here

Read my post

eldee:
Bolton had the best chance of the first half
They were playing top notch till Divino's dive . . . whatchu saying??

Now where did I mention that United was playing crap??
I said they were playing top-notch . . . i.e attacking and going back when they needed to

Ebouezza dived . . . did you see the comments people had for him
The difference is Eboue dives we call him mofo, Ronaldo dives, he's god.
Y'all have this thing embedded in ur DNA, cheating is a Man Utd tradition

DeepZone:
I trust you(By product of Hannibal). You'll definitely know the current rates for prostitutes around the world like a bureau de change owner knows about exchange rates. hannibal de coach una well for this ashawo thingooo. Well done Hannibobo.

Blame me for being versed with affairs that affect the lives of my fellow human beings

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=176461.msg2862160#msg2862160 date=1222531352]If that is your evidence, then. . . . this is just too funny. lmao!
Based on that, you concluded that women are more stupid than men?
lol!

Like I said stupid is stupid no matter what the level.
Prostitution is stupid, so are men who sits in jail right now just for stealing $20 from the bank or the men that risk getting HIV just for a night of good sex.
But who is more stupid? Does it matter as long as they both lack common sense? [/quote]Nah . . . let's see
The okada man has no game, no swagger, and no money
He calculates, if I try to f*ck Deepzone, I'll have to take her to )Mr Biggs(N500), take her to Alpha Beach(N200) and buy a dictionary to fool her with big words[b](N300)[/b]
And he'll still lose valuable work hours[b](N1000), [/b]besides, she thinks men are ATM machines[b](N1000 per week)[/b]

Why don't I buy a pack of condoms (N100), and save time(PRICELESS!!!), and go to Madam Koi-Koi's bar(free) and do one of the girls (N300 for doggy style, N500 for freestyle)
Nah . . . this is a really smart okada man

Cristalz:
OMG!!

See classy soccer.  .  .

We don't get dodgy penalties all the time.We've been victims of Styles' robbery too,but of course none of you would remember that There are times when we get denied blatantly obvious penalties too. This place just reeks of United bias.

What's classic soccer??
Bolton had the best chance of the first half
They were playing top notch till Divino's dive . . . whatchu saying??

My LAWD!!! And sum stupid idiot was shooting AW cus he called for video evidence of these crimes!!!

DeepZone:
You are just a sexist bullock. The statement above is a total fabrication from your chauvinist little mind. Nonsense.

I'm sexist?? nah . . . I'm a realist
You call it compensating parents for losing their daughters, the developed world calls it buying and selling
Bite me for not being as stupid as y'all are!!!

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=176461.msg2862098#msg2862098 date=1222530202]Since there can be no hard concrete fact for this statement, it's justifiable to ignore it and consider it your opinion.
I cannot argue with you over something that does not have reasonable evidence beneath it.

If you call those prostitute stupid, then so are the men that give them the money or even the married men that spend a $1000 for a night when they could have spend it on their wives and kids [/quote]There's no hard evidence?? Even in a country as developed as the UK, the average fee is £30, same price as a DVD
In Nigeria, the highest charge is bout 30,000 per night and that's senators we're talking . . . for average it's 5001000 naira

If you count those women as stupid, then what more evidence do you need??

So selling you body for two hundred naira is smart and a man spending 0.001% of his money on freshly-branded packaged stuff is daft
Are you kidding me?? ?? ??
My point is, there are more stupid women in this world than men!!!
C'mon we even buy wives in Nigeria, so why'm I stiil arguing here??

Imagine how much could be saved?? Nah!!!
Aight let's calculate how much Abrahimovich coulda saved when he paid 30mil for Shevchenko??
We can't judge it like that . . . bring his bank statement and tell me he spent up to 10% of his worth on the p*ssy and I'll sue him

We can't judge money with your own level . . . c'mon!!!

@Deepzone
It was aight . . . I must admit, treating insane schizophrenics like you is not easy ooh
No wonder they closed your file as lost cause

C'mon!!! ROB STYLES!!!!!!!!

You're talking bout stupidity, sumone is buying sex for 200,000 and ok, men are stupid
What of the millions of women selling theirs for 1000 naira in Lagos?? What of the girls that sell their bodies in SOHO??

Yeah, a multi millionaire is stupid for buying a woman's body for $230,000, but maybe the next on his scale of preference was Picasso's 40 mill artwork

For every man buying a woman's body for that much, thousands of equally daft women are selling at a thousandth of that price
Now tell me who deserves the free NHS mental health check??

Post deleted!!!

And why do Nigerian chics have this feeling that they're hott and to die for??
Can you point to any country and beat your chest that you'll floor in any beauty contest??
Infact, look at the Miss World Agbani won, point to one chic in the final round that she was more beautiful than

Nigerian dudes lay Nigerian chics and still get some from others . . . _{excuse me french}
How often do you see Nigerian chics with other men?? That says a lot bout y'all
I'm tired of this denial around, it's almost like I'm the only one that has noticed this . . . thank God I'm not alone

And the sad part is, most Nigerian men will keep saying they'll date Nigerian chics for the good upbringing, while the chics feel they're sumn else
Abeg jare . . . y'all should stop bigging urselves up and face the fact
I don't know of their intelligence, but Nigerian chics are not exactly climbing the y-axis of any beauty comparision graph . . . and I'm trying so desperately to be modest

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=175745.msg2855973#msg2855973 date=1222399912]naawee, you are an established fool for what you posted.
Like attracts like. . . . I am sure you are not fine so why should you attract fine girls?
The Russian girls that are after you must be very desperate to sleep with a black man.
I really hope you find some girl like that to make you happy.

I don't think all Nigerian girls are ugly and stupid. . . in fact, i think most of them are not.[/quote]Are you trying to say ugly chics are not attracted to handsome blokes??
C'mon . . . I can even say it out loud that the ugliest chics have better taste at men
So now because ****** was attracted to me, that makes me ugly?? See what Hurricane Kini has done to you!!!

Why should he inject these kids into the first team??
Now the whole point of having a reserve team will be lost
Is it not for us to have a fresh back-up towards the later stages when injuries start lasting longer??
Is it not to train these kids slowly in the Milk Cup and Reserve League without overworking them or putting them under pressure too soon??

I know how tempting it is to offer Vela a first team shirt with those sumblime touches . . . _{why did he have to make that second one look so easy?? ??}
But we still have to look for the overall good of the team . . . right now, waiting for VanP's injury is the right thing to do
Remember, two years ago, this was Walcott in the Milk Cup, four years ago, it was Van Persie . . . see how well they've turned out with AW's patience

@HNIC
Methinks he's just going for the psychological advantage, trying to bully Walcott and VanP before the match
But they'll sure know they can't do that at Emirates, they won't even get near any of our players . . . ask Gary Speed