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stillwater:
There's repentance on your part, and forgiveness on His

GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU BACK YOUR INTEGRITY!!!

And as for forgiveness
And . . . A saint is just a sinner who fell down, and rose up back again

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998157#msg2998157 date=1225061511]Dude, you're so sexist it's not funny

So when women say they're fasting, they're fake.
When men say they're not hungry, they want to escape food poisoning

lmao! So what do you go to church the next day to do?
Look at every passing boobs or moving hips?[/quote]Nah . . . difference is . . . in you example, you used 'wife'
In my example . . .  

Nah . . . I go to ask for forgiveness
She goes back and she's still in the choir

stillwater:
Remember in God's eyes all sins are equal. It's not as if her punishment would be in different grades. . . one for fornicating, the other for hypocrisy. Naa, you yourself aren't excluded from punishment you get from sinning either, so stop trying to look like the saint here by branding Nigerian girls fake.

Nah . . . when you're fake, you lose ur integrity
Even God can't buy that back for you

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998077#msg2998077 date=1225060502]What about that Naija men that fast when their wife cooks, but eats when they get to their friend's house?
fasting ko slowing ni[/quote]That's not using God's name in vain . . . that's using God's name to escape food poisoning

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998077#msg2998077 date=1225060502]rotflmao!! eldee, you're not serious. You don't mean this!
What about the men that cry "Goddddddddddddd!! Damn, God bless that mama that gave you that MS"? [/quote]Yeah . . . but we don't go to church the next day to 'lift hands in worship'

stillwater:
If she doesn't sleep with you now, you would be the first to say she's locked up in the 18th century.

Yeah . . . but does that mean she has to use pharisee-ish ways to quote the Bible??

I've seen many chics that scream 'JESUS!!!' when they hit orgasm
Talk about calling HIS name in vain

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2998011#msg2998011 date=1225059568]That's the best scenario you can come up with.,
One, even if you were not exaggerating the amount of fasting days, it might be true. The Church am going to now, wants a fasting 3 first days of every month. Why lie about fasting? If you fear the dude's food, just say no.

Men are the same. Abeg, if the lady can't cook, y'all lie so she wnt think her cooking sucks.
I mean, what idiotic monkey would actually tell his wife right out that her cooking sucks.

Another reason she might be fasting is to lose the extra adipose she got. I, for once, WILL NOT tell a guy am trying to lose weight. PB!!

That aside, dnt let one or two rotten apple(s) spoil all the rotten apples in the basket.

70 days fasting! lmao!! Your cooking must really suck! [/quote]Yeah . . . so you Bleep and fast at the same time??
I rest me case

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=186649.msg2990876#msg2990876 date=1224894443]By this, na the God of war go invade your dreams [/quote]Curse all you like . . . it won't change the truth
Just imagine this scenario . . .

This Nigerian chic just finished receiving the shagging of her life
When the dude, as a gentleman offered to get her some food, she refused

Why?? Her church was holding a 70 days fasting programme, so she couldn't eat . . .
Now tell me, how fake can sumone get??

cryptobuzz:
Pafun please allow me,

One of the most famous british singers, murdering pubic lice,

https://www.ninjadude.com/images/Amy-Winehouse/amy-winehouse-nutscratch.jpg

Point of correction . . . that's the world's best singer for 2007
She's won multiple Grammy awards, she's sold more in the US than here

@topic

By Women:
Nigerian guys never stick to one woman _{even nigerian chics say that}
Size 12 = Big ****

By Moi
Nigerian chics are fake
Yoruba chics are marriage-obsessed

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=185356.msg2969781#msg2969781 date=1224526878]Does it??

Don't mind these babes. . . . . . . .
I have seen situations where sheer persistence paid off in the end and i have seen loads of other futile chases.
When a babe says NO to her stalker. . . .It has no effect whatsoever because the stalker has seen many 'NOs' that turned to a 'YES'.[/quote]It's only one chic I've dwelt on for two weeks
And that was a bet . . . _{c'mon, why would I lose my money like that}

Even though I think it's daft to spend 4567894568375534 days chasing one chic, cases like Mr Osisi's one prove otherwise
I don't really blame those men . . . I balme the credit crunch _{as Gordon Brown always does}
They don't see themselves starting all over again with a new bird
A bird almost in hand . . .

spikedcylinder:
Sure! And that puts your whole area boy+area girl argument to rest.

There's a double standard . . . I din't build it, neither did Jackal
Y'all did

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg2961885#msg2961885 date=1224357765]Money talks. . . . . .

There is quality in the coaching system with the state of the art infrastructure.
Have u seen Chelsea's training complex in Surrey??
What about the migration of quality players?
Drogba, Torres, Ronaldo, Berbatov, Fabregas and many other quality players.

CASH RULES. . . . . .[/quote]Fabregas?? ?? ?? ?? ??

Gamine:
Right? you wish


Like Ify said, When i meet a dude

i always know two things, if there is Hope or NO HOPE

Girls know these things

don't be a chuku chuku for another pesin o


Love is goes beyond feelings, its in what you DO

thats what people don't get.

Yeah it goes beyond what you think the first minute you see him
It might come after getting to know him

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=185012.msg2961491#msg2961491 date=1224350887]I believe in miracles. . . . .
When there's a reasonable level of close proximity between a man and a woman(love usually develops).
It is not what people plan or intend doing. . . . Shit just happen.[/quote]Exactly what I'm finding difficult to explain in Anglais
The whole 'Love at first sight' thing only exists in chic flics

Tgirl4real:
U bet . . .  

D problem we have is that we define love as merely emotions. What about the commitments. There is such a thing as lust and infatuation and people just mistake them as LOVE. Have u ever wondered how couples cope in d olden days. They don't date, yet they get married and LOVE.

@Ruby, true love does exist. True, pure, untainted love.

Real love is built . . . it doesn't just sprout
Like a seed, it needs to be watered . . . till it becomes as strong as a bad habit
You begin to share things in common, even your differences hold you together

Is that not how our parents built marriages that lasted generations??
Now look at Guy and Madge

Tgirl4real:
I don't see anything wrong in building ur love while in a relationship. I see love as a commitment, a choice u make. Emotions can follow from there. I see true love for the matured minds.

I'll take that as 'Eldee's right . . . spot on as usual'

How about building the love while in the relationship??
Anything wrong with that??

@Sauron
Ever wondered why I was asking for specific feedback on Walcott's game

Can you imagine what these idiots are doing!!!
Now the 8:25 Football First is Liverpool-Wigan
Enough of my good citizen rubbish, I'm getting the wuru-wuru satellite dish

@HNIC
What sort of comparism is this??
This is an insult to Bolt!!!
He ran 100m in 9.69s, Theo ran 100m in 9.675s

@Cristalz
I'm telling you, it's been proven, The FA hates Wenger!!!

@Cristalz
C'mon sharrap dia
All this rubbish started when they removed David Dein from the FA Board
Gill will rather have us watch Middlesbrough than Arsenal-Everton
Besides, I'm getting regular feeds from Jackal on YIM

@Sauron
What of the penalty claim??

Now I have to watch old men dissing us on Gillete Soccer Saturday
Bleep Sky and Setanta!!!

@Jackal
How was the goal??
Is Walcott playing well?

Cristalz:
Shame dey catch them

They won't come out unless their weak team manages to score

Shame dey catch who??
The only reason I can't say nuffin is because those idiots in the FA will rather sell rights to Arsenal matches to ESPN and Jackal's dodgy stations rather than broadcast it to the loyal fans

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=182997.msg2960484#msg2960484 date=1224337345]Have u Forgotten "Stan" and his high school trouble in "Brain Damage"??[/quote]Yeah right
Did he go 'Shoot don't please'??
Or did he forge three revenge stories into an Intro??
Nah . . . Even when you read the review, they said Nas lost by a slim margin to Em in the polls
Now think, what if them white boys' votes weren't counted??

@topic
Even if I'm not going to agree with the choice of Eminem, I still have to point out to Kaydee, Wordsmith and other faithfuls of the Golden Age rappers that this list is for Best Rapper Alive
'Alive' in this sense does not necessarily mean still breathing, it's for 'em rappers that are still in the studio
Those still releasing albums, not the Run DMC' and Chuck Ds

@Sauron
C'mon . . . Em's legendary, but better than Hov and Nas??
Can he tell a story from the end?? 

Sisikill:
Oh Come on! The Daily Mail will do that? Don't tell me they'D rather have anothr Princess Di sighting?

Nah . . . thing is, she chose a wrong time to make this deadly mistake
Why did she have to choose now, when Guy and Madonna are trading words before this 50 mil divorce??
Even if Madonna farts now . . . she's getting another front page story

Sisikill:
Poor Em ^{Do you think we are moving towards cold hearted morbidness here?}

^{Come . . . you started it na}

KarmaMod:
So everyone with "in a relationship" isnt in one?

Apparently . . . why do you think people always switch status' every week??
C'mon, no news sells like bad news . . . ask Amy Winehouse

KarmaMod:
between it's creepy that you know facebook like that eldee

Oi . . . at least it's saved my neck from getting shanked a couple of times
Emma Forester didn't do her homework well . . . that's not how I want to end up . . . nah!!!
She's not even going to make Daily Mirror's front page

Sisikill:
Tee hee hee. . .  looks like you are an expert in the 'ol status thingy, eh?

Apparently . . .

Married: When you're in a serious relationship
In a relationship: When you're actually single but need to get attention, no guy wants a chic that other guys don't like
It's complicated: Gets you the pity you need . . . it's like 'I tried my best, it's not working'
Single: Switch to single and it gets all the attention

Sisikill:
This is hella funny!

Oh spare me the holier than thou why are you laughing speech. It is FUNNY.

It's sad she died but come on. . . over a Facebook Status??

Jeez! Facebook users. . . you've been warned.

Why couldn't she just switch to 'It's complicated' first . . . before 'Single'??

[quote author=Okija_juju on October 06, 2008, 10:02 PM]Hmm!!

1. How does my club's football affect me??
2. I am not from england, neither do I reside in liverpool.
3. I don't have any relation playing in anfeild neither do I own shares in the merseyside.
4. How does being a Kopite put food on my table or pay my bills??

F. this.[/quote]1. It affects me so much . . . I don't eat after Arsenal losses
2. I live in London
3. I've spent more money on Arsenal tickets, memoribilla and magazines than on any other habit
4. Nigeria does not put food on my table too . . . neither does Y'aradua pay my bills

C'mon . . . the Super Eagles have not won anything since 1994, I'll rather support the 'U-17' team
I missed Nigeria's match in the 2006 Nation's Cup to watch Arsenal draw with Newcastle
I was patriotic, I kept checking BBCi for latest scores every 30minutes

@javalove
Skingo has been banned too

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=183930.msg2948195#msg2948195 date=1224104283]For how long??
The early days would be horrible.
I would get tired of her on the first date. . . .

Did i gist you about my YIM chat with DeepZone?? [/quote]I know how hard it is . . . but c'mon it'll still work
Remember a first-class chic with streetbrains is an asset at any coperate gathering.
So you know what you'll gain at the end

Deepzone?? She's a lost cause
She thinks falling house prices is the best thing Gordon Brown has done in the UK

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=183930.msg2948178#msg2948178 date=1224103968]I totally agree with you on this. I remember when I was still in school, the first class students had the worst seminar presentations during our defense.
But on the real though, marrying a dumbass will be extremely difficult if not impossible for me.

But the question here should be ; [size=18pt]IS "INTELLIGENCE" HEREDITARY??   [/size] _{(Since the problem is the kids)}[/quote]This is going back to the Nature Vs Nurture argument
Many experts have tried to settle this debate, one topic on Nland most def can't

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=183930.msg2948142#msg2948142 date=1224103292]MINT!!!!!

I think i want a chunk of both[b](if possible).[/b]
Academic brilliance and street wise is the key.
I want a woman that knows WHAT TIME IS IT. . . . .Not a DeepZone that cannot differentiate between a debit card and a credit card. [/quote]Yeah that's true . . . but we can't really get the perfect blend of the two
If I were to choose . . . I'll pick the academic brain
You have to admit, if you're streetsmart, it'll rub-off on her
If not, constant training with the right people and places will help

Who really wants a Gabrielle Solis anyways??

ibkaye:
roflmao!

Sharrap dia . . . you sef no know jare

DeepZone:
Is academics the only true test of intelligence?

Don't get me wrong . . . I never said I wanted a smartie
I just prefer to be with someone that shares some things with me

Things are much easier when we both keep learning new things from each other all the time
I don't want to spend years explaining how the credit crunch of 2008 affected our lives