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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg2932043#msg2932043 date=1223828284]LOL!
She won't choose you! You two are like peas in a pod yet very different. She will choose Sly in a jiffy
When I get back from where I'm about to go to, I think I will have an intervention for you.
Look for your own woman and stop trying to steal your friend's own.

LOL! I hope he shoots you with that sniper rifle if you keep running your mouth this way. [/quote]Hehehe . . . nah, I have this strange feeling I've never had before
I think it's love . . . there's no way I can find out if Sly doesn't let me try

My feeling for this chic is so deep, I think I can take a bullet for her

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=181773.msg2928951#msg2928951 date=1223745390]The babe said the dude is a GAYnner.
You are the only GAYnner that stays in London on NL.


Nah. . . . . .she is from Equitorial Guinea[/quote]Apparently you spend much more time on the Arsenal thread than anyone else does
And you match all the remaining clues . . .

Now who did you smile at this week??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=180185.msg2929614#msg2929614 date=1223754994]OH lawdy. Snap out of it already, el.
She belongs to Sly.   Or you guys should have e-fight over her. I would love to see that happen.[/quote]I'm in love wiv this chic, I sleep early so I can have longer dreams of her
She doesn't belong to Sly . . . every woman has a right to choose who she wants to be with

E-fight?? I told you, Sly knows where I live . . . all he needs is a sniper rifle!!!

@topic
I've got this huge crush on Sly's girlfriend
Damn!!! she's so freaking hott and her smile can kill
I think we're made for each other . . . just tha I've only seen her once

I woulda made my move but that idiot, Sly knows where I live

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=182146.msg2929127#msg2929127 date=1223747873]"concert night" being d key phrase. . . u too shdnt be complaining!
if u don't want to see anything, please stay home [/quote]Why can't a legendary youngman go to The O₂ without having to deny Christ three times??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=182146.msg2929137#msg2929137 date=1223748142]Yeah yeah!
I choose to dwell on this one only.
I know by even dealing with guys, I have shortened my life span already by about 10 years with all the guy palava.
If I keep going this way, I'll never achieve the age of 110

If you notice, I didn't say the fact that she slept with no man is why she's old. I said she didn't experience all the man wahala we're facing and she never had time for this.
I am all for FWBs. . . I am not kidding about that.
Close up your emotions and just have sex all life long because when emotions are involved, then the life span gets shortened.[/quote]You don't get it do you??
Now u're saying nature's designed to make women's lives shorter

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=182146.msg2929076#msg2929076 date=1223747104]The price of gas is rising.
Congestion charge and all those parking tickets are killing somebwoy!!!
Nah. . . . .I can't find anutha route. . . . . .It is the safest and the fastest way to the South but those nymphets. . . . .[/quote]Have you tried taking the Jubilee line from the O₂ on a concert night??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=182146.msg2929065#msg2929065 date=1223746932]Oh my goodness! I have a person to cite as an example. Kudos to her jare. This is just a little proof that guys shorten our life spans.
Meanwhile married men live longer than unmarried men? This is a stupid trade off.
Women without men wahala live longer and men with women wahala live longer.

Men can't live without women and they need us to be happy.   [/quote]The five oldest women of the post WWII era were happily married with children and grandchildren
Yet another flawed argument . . . what's with y'all NLers sef??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=182146.msg2928892#msg2928892 date=1223744394]I agree with you.

The women of those days were not morally-loose like what we see today.
Where would u see a woman's bra strap in em days??
These days u would see boobs and even thongs everywhere u turn into. . . .
Can't wait for the 2nd coming of Christ. [/quote]Finger's crossed here too
I'm patiently waiting  for the 2nd coming too
Each time I decide to dedicate my life
Especially with the temptation everywhere

doyin13:
hahaha. . .

bravo Jackal. , ,the most useful thing u have ever done in like errr Forever.

I am pretty sure it is Eldee as well.

hehehehe

Fine Boy no pimples

Nah . . . it's Jackal

He's addicted to his I-pod, c'mon he even has 24 on it.
His pic was recently on the Dating and Meetup Zone
He lives in London
He's the most controversial NLer
Spends most of his time on Arsenal Thread anyways

Now tell me it's not him again . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=181773.msg2928747#msg2928747 date=1223742466]LOL. . . . . . . .
Eldee and his iPod touch. . . . . . . They are inseperable.
The way he dances in his 70's rock n roll when his ears are plugged would make any babe go WOW.[/quote]Are you sure it's not that chic that cleared you I-pod

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]Just because the old woman is a virgin, doesn't mean she hasn't participated in any other sexual activities that does not require penetration eg, oral, anal, breast fucking[/size]

Hmmn . . . how do I explain this
A woman that has never been 'interested or even fancied having sex' will not go oral and/or 'anal f**king'
Gerrit?? C'mon, it's a no-brainer

A woman that decides from the age of 12 to abstain from sex would have broken her vow if she went into those kind of things
How popular was anal sex in the 1920s??
Your argument is flawed!!!

tRoOE:
[font=Garamond]So what is so special about the news
[/size]

What's special is that only last month a woman was complaining on NL that she was a virgin at 30

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=182146.msg2928699#msg2928699 date=1223741844]I laughed when i saw it on the tube yesterday.
105 and still a virgin??
What a laugh!!![/quote]It's hilarious, I swear . . .
The funny part is that she's not a nun . . . this is you average career woman that just decided to lose both ways
What a waste as idapaul said

[quote author= Reuters]One of Britain's oldest residents celebrated her 105th birthday on Saturday, putting her long life down to not having sex.

Clara Meadmore said she had never had sex because she has always been too busy for intimate relationships and it seemed like "a lot of hassle."

The former housekeeper and secretary said she knew she would remain single from the age of 12 and abstained as a young woman to concentrate on earning a living despite several offers of marriage, local newspaper The Western Morning News reported.

"I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex," she was quoted as saying.

She celebrated her birthday with a glass of wine with friends at the Perran Bay home for the elderly in Truro, Cornwall, southwest England, where she lives.

Meadmore was born in Glasgow in 1903 but her family moved to Egypt, Canada and New Zealand, before she returned to Britain in her 20s.[/quote]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20081011/tuk-uk-britain-virgin-fa6b408.html

Hmmn . . . what can I say??
Concentrated on earning a living . . . hehehe

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=181773.msg2928524#msg2928524 date=1223739524]Chamotex is not a GAYnner.
He is a Man Utd fan through and through so that leaves u.
Eldee, take ur bride and stop torturing her.[/quote]Come . . . I was the only one she denied outright
Did you miss that part??

emeraldbee:
its not Eldee.

@poster
Chei . . . don't tell me the good ol' prove your love trick still works??
Is there an age limit??

Anyways . . . the best tool you have now is revenge!!!

Tell everyone you disvirgined him too . . . that you had to show him where to put his small thing
And that most times you never knew he was inside already

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=181798.msg2928240#msg2928240 date=1223735329]You and I both made a mistake.
The question the poster asked was
Not if I'D marry myself or if I was a different personality entirely, would I marry Toyin??[/quote]How can I be wrong?? I'm Eldee!!!
This is just selective cognitive retention on your part . . . did you miss the first part??

it basically says look at the good and bad aspect of yourself, from physical, to emotional, to every part.

@topic
I'll pay to marry sumone like me!!!

@topic
Was too scared to post here
In sum chic-flick, this woulda been a happy ending thingy were she'll get bold and email him
In real life however, I woulda called 999 . . . cus how would sumone who lives next door smile at me once and mysteriously discover my nland profile when I only had it on for 15 minutes??

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=181773.msg2928167#msg2928167 date=1223734046]It's Chamotex.

How did I know? She said he posted on dating-and-meeting up zone, romance, and he is friendly.

or else she meant Brash aka Method-Man aka dee02 etc.

Beautiful smile/friendly. hmmm Chamotex or Brash [/quote]It's Chamotex . . . Brash never had his pic in his profile

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=181798.msg2926167#msg2926167 date=1223677697]Yes, not because I think am perfect, but because I know am the only one that loves me even with all my flaws [/quote]Think!!! The question simply means . . . if you was a different personality entirely, would you marry Toyin??
No one is asking if Toyin would marry Toyin!!!

@topic
Defintely!!!
C'mon I'm LEGENDARY . . . I don't even see any reason why anyone won't

Bamsyle:
But for Mode, he lacks one thing that MCs in his class (like Nas) have - flows. He also lacks that entertaining edge. He needs to work on this. And I think Javalove would help him by slowing down on his Mode hype. And his anti-Rugged campaign. Mode is not all that. Mode does not captivate the listening public. He needs to step up his game. Although Rugged needs to improve on his lyrics, Mode has much more work to do. Many times, I'm tempted to rate him above Rugged. But each time, I'm forced to hesitate. He's a good rapper no doubt. But anytime I listen to him, I always have this feeling that something somewhere is missing. Something is conspicuously amiss.

You can't be a good MC without that entertaining thingy. That's why even if Biggie can't be listed in the Class of Lyricists, people still consider him equal to the raplord Pac. Imagine a cross-breed between Pac & Biggie. Or Nas & Jay-Z.

My Verdict? None. _{Left to your judgment}.

I'm with Eldee on this one.

You just spat all what I've found impossible to express in Anglais!!!
Fine . . . lyrics might be 50% of the whole hiphop thing . . . but what of the remaining 50%
We all know Mode is a lyrical masterpiece but we need to remember that HIPHOP IS STILL MUSIC
The greatest musicians of all time never even had to use words.

I saw the Singapore show and I was like . . . nah, u're so not giving these people what they paid for
One thing about hiphop is 'even if you can't move heads, move emotions'
Mode's punctuated rap and his poor breath control is not helping at all . . . and his so called 'intelligent' rhymes I'm yet to see
I saw the Nigel Benn Kraftwork mixtape and I was like . . . nah, I can't hold me tongue on this, this dude got me bored
The first good beat I heard him on . . . he flopped. Listen to Stylee and see

The people he's trying to be like are slowly taking up the mainstream culture
Nas now wears FILA for sponsorship, had Chris Brown on his album and went as far as going back on his hiphop is dead stance and still managed to assemble one of the most politically inclined albums of all time.
But nah . . . Mode had to release a track THREE times to make it sound acceptable to the ear

Skingo said it, a Modenine CD is a punishment to the ears of the average hiphop listener
Now think of our seven year old Nigerian hiphop industry . . . what is Modenine to a average Nigerian listener??
Nigerian hiphop is evolving . . . every emcee needs to adjust to it

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2920965#msg2920965 date=1223604291]I am also sure you have heard of charity now? Consider splurging money on a woman - charity. [/quote]Listen to yourself speak!!!
That's exactly what I've been screaming

Via direct debit, £5 a month from my account goes to British Heart Foundation, £5 to some next dogs and cats charity, the problem is, I have to give at least £200 to BHRSF (Buy Her Right to Speech Foundation)

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2920915#msg2920915 date=1223602783]First of all, It is not a SUB-culture. It is a culture that aims to reverse the idea of a more dominant culture.
Secondly, a woman might or might not be a better president. . . it's an individualistic thing.
Feminism has not been strangled out. . . it is something that many women are beginning to learn. What else explains the declining birth rate in the western world? it's not men, it's the education of women and they know they don't have to have 7 kids to be happy. They know they can work and not have men support them like before.
Feminists do NOT come on NL and create topics bashing men. Those are bitter women doing that. Gone are the days when we had black people protesting in streets too but now they stick to doing online and in the privacy of their own homes. Times have changed, el. I declare my feminism in my refusal to conform to the things guys call me or how they choose to disrespect me. I don't consider women who come here and call guys names all day long feminists. They are very bitter and have nothing better to do.
Palin is not a feminist. . . she's just one lucky woman that runs her mouth anyhow. Hilary Clinton is not a feminist. Feminists are not women that run for power. These are women that know that true power resides in the ability not to make a fool of oneself and be able to hold her head high as a fellow colleague.

My sweet el, feminism is a joke to you because you have no idea what feminism is based on. I know several men who are feminists. Don't think that all feminists are bitter women who hate men or who are lesbians. That's a misconception that most guys have. It's a movement. . . one that is slowly creeping into our midst. Just wait till the next generation. You'll understand better.[/quote]Sometimes I wonder why I'm arguing with you, how can you call feminism a culture??
It's a minor culture, that refuses to conform to the norms and vales of the dominant soceity  . . . hence the word SUB[/b]CULTURE

Declining birth rate?? nah . . . that's not the feminist in action, that's the influence of various [b]agents of socialization
Think of it, the media paints the perfect family as father, mother and two children . . . the workplace provides grants for the first three children you have, the government is there screaming at you to use birth control, education got really expensive . . . now is that the woman making decisions??
My dear J, study to show thyself approved

Nah . . . black people still go camping in government buildings, hold black history month and most importantly go political
Feminists never run for power?? And you wonder why I said feminism is a lost cause??
That's what seperated African American Civil Rights Movement from hiphop(Black Man's CNN), one went political, the other made political music and ended up labelled deviants, even though they had the same values.

As I said before . . . feminism is a sold out cause. Y'all lazy online feminists have let feminism get influenced by our capitalist culture.
The modern feminist will rather watch Sex and The City than go for elections or protest against court rulings.

The media has created a facade for y'all, now, you guys say . . . 'yeah, SJP is on top, girl power'. That's equal to taking bribes.
Do you know the only industry that pays women over 200% wages of men?? THE PORN INDUSTRY . . . now tell me that's not taking bribes??

Feminism is a flipping joke . . . it has lost the values it was originally built on
It's sold out right from the little things like letting men by a new gift every week and saying 'thank you' foolishly to letting actresses earn more when they pose nude in movies . . .
Let's hope generation-next has sumn to offer . . . cus this generation of feminist is a total FARCE

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=170419.msg2920582#msg2920582 date=1223596898]Exactly!! This is why most guys think feminism is a joke[/quote]Nah . . . it is a joke!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2915128#msg2915128 date=1223504185]Chei! I'll answer you one by one in different postsFeminism is a CULTURE that tries for sexual egalitarianism. Unfortunately, you guys have chosen to see this as a bad thing. Equality is something that goes as far back as the bible but these days, you guys have turned it to treating women like crap and telling us we're stupid.

You know all about your laundry. Wait till I start with you. . .
Hawaii people are outstanding in the brain department. London guys are on crack now! You should know this by now being that you're one of them.
Women get stronger penalties? Wow! Someone finally recognizes that women are stronger emotionally than men.[/quote]First of all . . . feminism is NOT a culture, it's a SUB-CULTURE, an opposition to the wider/dominant culture
Secondly . . . feminism is reverse sexism . . . ask any true feminist they'll tell you women will do a better job ruling the world

Finally and most importantly . . . feminism is a sold out cause. Sorry if I'll have to go Marxist a lil bit, but true feminism is been strangled.
Just like other subcultures like hiphop, which was meant to be an outcry against the injustice black people faced, it has been manipulated by the mass media.

Gone are 'em days when feminists used to take to the streets to protest, modern day 'feminists' think feminism is about 'using your body to get what you want' or 'suck him dry and dump him' . . . and the most recent style . . . 'come on NL and create 750 topics bashing men' . . . how daft!!!

And trust the media and retail companies for taking advantage of every subculture, they coined phrases like 'Woman on Top, Girl Power, made Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, Independent Woman, should I continue??
All of that just to create the mirage that yeah . . . it's 'woman on top' meanwhile we still have music videos that exploit women, people still pay brideprice in Africa and women are still horizontally and vertically segregated at work.

The modern feminist is a FAILURE . . . what can she boast of?? and yeah . . . Palin was just a publicity stunt!!!

javalove:
I have all the versions of it. From "Dissing on the low", to "All the way" and now "Talking to you", I got them all. Even if it has been around for 100yrs, its still dope.

I v never said that. I v used the word "intelligence" in my post than any other nairalander on this forum. All I preach is intelligence and sensible lyrics. All u counter me with is whether the lyrics are wack or not, once it has a naija feel, its ok which i would never accept.

If Ether was recycled hundred times, pple would get tired of it
Now look at this . . . since Dissing on the Low, Rugged has dropped RuggedyBaba, Speak Your Mind and Banging; all dope tracks with sick beats and intelligent attacks at Modenine's cred.

About intelligence, as I said, listening to Modenine don't make no idiot intelligent
You said sensible lyrics and when I asked you for Rugged's crap lyrics, u quoted 'I've been known to flog like cane' from 'Speak Your Mind'
When every Tom, Dick and Harry knows that's half of a multisyllabic rhyme

I've been known to flog-with-cane
I expect y'all to do-the-same

People that listen to Modenine to get intelligent, have they not heard of that new TV Station . . . it's called CNN

Bamsyle:
Huh?
Not saying both MCs ain't trying but they're Lightweight MCs!

I get what you're saying . . . but you'll have to admit that this is the closest to Nas Vs Jay we'll ever get
This is the only time we'll get the poetic, golden generation-like rapper against the generation next crossover, radio-friendly emcee.
We might never see sumn like this again . . . let's just enjoy this while we can

javalove:
LOL!!!! :d

what took u so long. No line in that track was more direct than modenie's diss!!!! U don't have to accept.

So "Talking to you" didnt have any nigerian feel in it? I'm disappointed at ur judgement, though is ur opinion.

For someone that claims to know Modenine well, I'm dissapointed in you too.
Do you know since when 'em verses in Talking to You have been around??

Step into the shoes of an average Nigerian like me . . . no affiliations, which would you like to put on playback??
To tell you the truth, I've got nuffin against Mode . . . _{I can reach him anytime, his YiM is at me fingertips}, but u're just anti-Ruggedman

Even Nas has accepted that hiphop is evolving, but you and a few other fans won't hear that
I don't blame you, to you, anyone that doesn't use punchlines is a crap rapper

Finally we have it . . . Ruggedman at his best since Thy Album Come

Please can sumone tell Modenine that this is how to get the attention of Nigerians
Put a sick beat, a crazy hook, direct punchlines and sprinkle the Nigerian feel . . . Bleep the metaphorical out-of-space shyte, we appreciate directness
Tell me this track won't hold you down on autorepeat
I won't call it a diss, this is a rapper helping another one up

'Streets dey rule, they carve your behaviour'

Best part of the song?? 'Can you hear me?? ODE!!!'
This is Naija hiphop with the humour we got in Piggy Bank

Too early to say who won this battle . . . let's just hope Mode replies and we keep enjoying Naija's version of Nas Vs Jay
Meanwhile, I'm not ready to argue with Javalove that believes wordplays, punchlines and metaphors are the three elements of hiphop

Bangin - Ruggedman and sum next dude

Gtexcute:
if my opinion wil be needed hear i strongly belve nigeria men are the best in d world,simply bcom am one and i knw hw to make my girl happy, Vise a vis

I don't know if I'm the best in the world
Thing is, Toyin and many other Naija women come online to scream that we're players, we're this, we're that
Then why can't they just forget us??

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=179865.msg2909722#msg2909722 date=1223422823]I know that. like duh
But since am not going to marry an Austria man, why can't I pray for a sensible Naija man? [/quote]Must you marry a Nigerian man??
Since you're always crying that Naija men are this and that
Why must you settle for second best??

Goes to show that the Nigerian woman is CONFUSED!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2910304#msg2910304 date=1223433639]I have no boss. . . . back up whatever you want to back up.
I am not scared of you. . . . remember, I own you both on and off NL!
Don't let me expose your dirty laundry here.[/quote]You don't get it do you?? Feminism is just a subculture trying to advocate the rights of a gender that doesn't take them important
As in real feminists are castaways, overlooked by men, told off by women
It's like the relationship between Jesus and the Jews . . . y'all's too leftwinged for the average woman to understand

You own who?? Don't let's go there . . . I'm yet to lose an argument against you, on and off NL
Expose whatever laundry you need to . . . at least you'll be using lies and not your body

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2910304#msg2910304 date=1223433639]Hawaii did change me. It allowed me to know that I can use my body to get WHATEVER I desire without giving my body up. [/quote]Hawaii pple are not known for being intelligent . . . come London and try that
Do you know women get stronger penalties than men that commit the same crime??
God save this Queen

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170419.msg2899510#msg2899510 date=1223268588]Abeg jare! let me hear word. You always want to hear what sounds good to your ears.
I won't stroke the ego of Nigerian men. They are not as perfect as she makes y'all seem.
Besides, I respect the Nigerian men that command respect from me in their actions. How do you expect me to respect guys who come on here and say absolute crap about us?
Where was Trannsgirl when a certain group of people were talking about how Nigerian girls are ALL ugly and stupid?First and foremost, no one can make me cry because of how i look. I have been seeing my face for the past couple of years and I have heard it all. There's nothing new that can pain me that much.[/quote]I don't know why you still want to make a career in this field
I thought Hawaii would change you

Everyday . . . you lot push me closer to posting what I learnt from my elective
I silenced your boss DZ the other day with my slave trade argument
And you know me . . . I'll not just come here to spew crap
I'll backup each and every one of my arguments with a case study

And yeah . . . you have the right to be scared . . . use it now

@topic
Are we still talking bout a nigerian soceity here??
See pple thinking it's ajeboish to be disrespectful
We know nigerian norms and values, saying 'hey there to your soon-to-be inlaw is not a flipping norm
Hell talking while elders talk is a crime

Remember it's this same elders that demand kneeling down every morning to greet
What you did was a total disrespect not only to the mum but also to the african culture you and her mum were brought up with

What happened to the good ol' 'When in Rome' adage??
There's no need to explain what 'hey there' means . . . it woulda been easier to use 'Good morning ma'