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StephenP:
Nigerian women aren't innocent either.

Nah . . . save their faces please
The idea of dressing well to Nigerian women is wearing the same colour head to toe
All red with red lipstick on Monday, all greens with green headband on Tuesday . . . Sunday's the worst

tRoOE:
[size=13pt][font=Garamond][color=#990000]I know you don't bash the ladies, but why are you joining them now  these lonely nland men

So when we tell the truth we're lonely??
I wonder how you manage to sound more moronic with every post
Your definition of 'lonely' is rejecting Naija chics??

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096515#msg3096515 date=1226876143]iT'S FUNNY HOW NONE OF THEM CAN TELL US THEIR DEF OF SEDUCTION[/quote]That's the point every Naija chic fails to understand, seduction is not a fixed thing
Sumtimes it's as simple as staring into her eyes

DavidDylan:
Hallmark of the "butter" naija girl trying desperately to look cultured. You can't civilize a monkey no matter how much you bathe it.

Hehehe . . . WORD!!!
This is not sumone bathing it . . . this is the monkey bathing itself

DavidDylan:
seduction is not wearing clothes so tight you can't breath.
Seduction is not sending generic texts you copied from a friend who copied from a friend who copied from the internet.
Seduction is not moping like a hungry cat.
Seduction is not splashing paint . . . sorry makeup . . . on your face like a 5yr old.
Seduction is not acting like a housegirl to impress me.

Seduction is not speaking with this Anglo-American-Irish-Indian accent to sound cool
Seduction is not picking at your food when you damn well know u're hungry

4 Play:
I think they are all borderline schizophrenics. . . . . confused about their identity and trying to sound like their forefathers were the original Anglo-Saxon settlers.

It's really hilarious . . . I was shocked when I saw a Naija chic trying to fake two accents at once
They believe that speaking with the high pitch makes 'em white

MrCrackles:
Naija Chick of course!

Nah . . . are you saying dating Naija chics is like an open auction??

ibkaye:
See who is talking!

You will meet me tonight!

I'm calling your mum ASAP

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096366#msg3096366 date=1226874643]who dey ask? [/quote]Moi . . . oh, so u're not only selfish with sex

ibkaye:
Iwo! Let me just catch you!

Sharrap dia . . . is it not past ur bedtime

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096388#msg3096388 date=1226874841]SHUT UP DIA If he's fine and has a nice personality, money would be th elast thing on my mind. I know it's a cliche,but it darn well is the truth [/quote]Hehehe . . . yeah right
It's one thing to lie to everyone . . . but trying to convince urself?? nah, that's just sad

DavidDylan:
the long throats would just move on to the next available dude.   Of course after eating ur food.

I swear . . . I don't know which is more consumer based, the Nigerian chic or the local hardware auction

4 Play:
The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.

Please don't let's go to the accents!!!
Is it not funny how Nigerian chics have this accent that's always on flipmode??
One for the guy in the sleek ride, and a different one for the guy that walks up to her in the Underground

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096346#msg3096346 date=1226874455]na j-girl broke up with him o.
It was disastrous Should have seen him crying [/quote]Who's j-girl

DavidDylan:
its not even about the sex . . . the typical naija woman thinks a date = silverbird galleria and mr. biggs.

I'm still trying to imagine how a Naija chic will look at you if you suggest a home-made food picnic  

4 Play:
Even if we had any seductions skills, it will be a waste to try it on Nigerian women.

Look at these frigid and unimaginative Nigerian women opening their gobs. Trying to seduce a Nigerian woman is like trying to seduce a robot.

Oh ma dayzz . . . the way they do it, one would think they came to your house to drink coffee
They've been trained to believe that being frigid is a virtue . . . they never want sex when you do

KarmaMod:
If you havent noticed, Naija women are now marrying non Naija dudes. Same with Naija men

so what's the problem?

Hehehe . . . say it enough times, you'll actually believe it
Hope u're not talking bout the chics that marry for papers??

tope2000:
@eldee n stephen
So i guess u guys prove the theory that men are WEAK, rite?

Nah . . . men aren't weak
They've just got too much of the wonder hormone to start slacking

H2O2:
Haha.  You would be lucky to find a naija woman that is not in love for money these days.

I'll be lucky?? Nah . . . it's like winning  the lottery

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096050#msg3096050 date=1226871464]eldee, anoher naija girl haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Like w/e [/quote]Moi?? Nah . . . don't misunderstand me
That part only makes my job easier

H2O2:
Thank you jare. Well spoken. They like talking as if they're hotsh[i]i[/i]t.

Let any Nigerian chic come out and say money does not influence the choice of who she goes all the way with.

tope2000:
Honey I'm sure that was a typo
It was meant to be Nigeria MEN rite?

Erm you don't even have to seduce a Naija man, we get the signs ASAP

@topic
All these M&B addicts sef . . .
Seriously, why should man waste time seducing when 90% of Nigerian chics will be seduced by your pocket

DavidDylan:
We are going fast down a slippery slope where the views of a minority will be forced on the state. If the electorate voted to ban gay marriage, why are we turning to the courts to overturn it? What then is the definition of democracy?

Very soon some will be going to court to overturn presidential elections. The idea that gay rights MUST be foisted on the state BY FORCE is alarming.

This is not about rights of the state, it's about right of these exact people that choose to be gay
Yes you definitely right, democracy is about enforcing the opinions of the majority, but the court is also there to protect the rights of the minority

It's really hilarious, a law on taxes, take it to the House of Reps . . . a law on protecting the minority, take it to a bunch of homophobes
This is pure irony . . . YES YOU CAN, EXCEPT YOU'RE GAY

Gaminechic:
Its a Nature thing, Nature kicks against Homosexuality

and the Bible enforces it,

I can't believe this!!! Since when did the US become a country ruled by theocracy??
The Bible?? The same Bible says women shouldn't wear trousers, the same Bible says we shouldn't eat bacon . . . hell the bible doesn't support taxes . . .
So now we'll rule Atheists, Muslims and  Budhists with what the Bible says??

This sounds so wrong on every level
Infact, any woman that has extramarital sex should be stoned to death . . . Why?? The Bible/Koran support it

nateevs:
@Eldee.

Easy man! Get off that hot chair jo!
What has been said here? Oh! Last time I checked, it's a Chelsea thread and we choose to discuss what we feel like!

Lol . . . nah, don't mind me . . .
I just found it funny that the Chav thread is the only thread where fans are ever-nostalgic
Let's hope Maureen doesn't leave Inter for City, I'll like to see how you guys'll react
But just enjoy yourselves, you make you choices

nateevs:
@Eldee
We have a match today not tomorrow. . . . and who talks about a match against West Brom? Only Arsenal because there's a big chance the game can be drawn or lost!

First of all, I don't give an eff is your match is next year
I'm just saying watching you guys commit a whole year to comparing managers is more boring than a Chelsea Vs Bolton match

Who talks about a match against West Brom??
Aight, topic suggestions . . . Drogba launches metallic missiles at innocent Burnley fans . . . One trophy down, three to go . . . there's more than enough, not sum random dude that's busy spewing crap in Milan

somze:
Hey I dey

Been a while o.

No one is comparing JM. We've done with that era. We simply want Scolari to "shut up and drive"

All the talk of attractive football is useless if we don't see an attractive trophy cabinet.

Yeah . . . where've you bin??

I agree that Scolari needs to STFU . . . he complains when his team wins 5-1 then goes on to lose to Burnley at the Bridge

The last time we came back from a super Carling Cup performance, we got the Hullic Syndrome
Even Wenger said it clearly, we only won two matches, nothing has changed
I hope non of the boys slip-up, it'll be really dangerous right now, the Big Bad Winter is here already

Is that all what you lot do on this thread??
C'mon, you guys have a match tomorrow and the only thing you guys can think of is Scolari Vs Maureen
I thought it ended with Grant, it's getting stale already
There will never be another JM . . . c'est fini

@somze
What's gud wiv u?

@topic
I seriously enjoy being seduced
Tha fact that a woman masterfully controls my biological features is weird in a good way
As long as we just blank each other after errfin

[quote author=Boom-e link=topic=195547.msg3084596#msg3084596 date=1226618947]@ Mr N-gauge: I have never beaten anyone in my life and i would never advise anyone to do so,

This post is not about encouraging women to beat their boyfriends/husbands,
Yes, i beat him up, it is wrong, but for some reason I don't regret it AT ALL, HE DESERVED IT, as evil it may sound,
I know what i went through and if i should start writing everything down, we will be here till sunday
Yes it is partly my fault because i should have left him immediately, but i didnt[/quote]You beat up a man??
I don't know which is more hilarious, you beating him up or the fact that you can proudly say it in public

sosanyabee:
mad cause your girl fell in love wit a black man/yes I'm nigerian, u cud tell by my accent bANKY

Hehehe . . . I love that one

It's very easy . . . hit on the next chic you meet
Life's too short to start wasting time on one chic

Besides you can't get 'yes' all the time
The one time I've been rejected, she said no cause she thinks 'I flirt too much'
I was like . . . cool then, next week I was with her friend
I can't change moi if I don't want to

tosinadeda:
some peeps are just plain stupid eldee, they can't help it!!!
they feel they know too much and no1 else knows

In an effort to stop the thread from being derailed, I'll post one of me faves

Tunji was a good footballer
tori pe ko lese (no leg i.e connections) lomo she lo di barber
Lori field bai, omo na Kanu
But nisin omo ma ti lo gba kamu

Lord of Ajasa - Talent dey Waste

It's funny how some people are so bent on being the Simon Cowells of hiphop
The topic is 'favourite rap lines' not 'most metaphorical' . . .
In plain anglais . . . 'favourite rap lines' that's personal
You can't influence what sumone else likes . . . just post ur one and c'est fini, it's not that hard

KarmaMod:
amazing how "God fearing" is now the code word for "wowo"

Hehehe . . . u're sumn else

@topic
Pure fuckery!!!
Last four years, the rest of the world wanted John Kerry, Britain wanted John Kerry to stop the war(s)
The fact that Europe liked Obama and he won is just a coincidence
Even Gordon Brown said it on the AM show that they'll just try to work with anyone that comes
That's what they're there for

@Glite
You can keep hating on the UK from now till next year
First you need to understand that the UK is almost the same size as Alaska but you can't mention five countries more powerful
For a tiny island nation, The UK is far greater than you think

It's funny the kind of excuses these scummers spew with this one loss . . .
It's just November and see the funny reasons they're coming up with
Here's the best of the lot. Six excuses from only Criz and Jackal . . .


1. Man Utd shouldn't win Arsenal because they've won the EPL before

Cristalz:
We've won this back-to-back already. . .got nada to prove to anyone this time around. Sorry.

2. Fergie told Rooney and Ron to fire blanks to save Muki and A-40 from suicide

Cristalz:
We let you win to prevent you committing the suicide you wanted to commit at NLD Hospital and you can't even say thank you

3. If only Ronaldo trained for diving.
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3056774#msg3056774 date=1226153626]Ronaldo went past 3 defenders with dangerous tackles and did not go down. . . . It's horrible[/quote]4. VDS couldn't get a good hotel to sleep in the whole of London

Cristalz:
Actually VDS was asleep for the most part of the match

5. Clichy shouldn't have been allowed to play . . . he had leprousy
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3056614#msg3056614 date=1226151835]Clichy deflected the ball with his leprous hand[/quote]6. Arsenal has a section of our transfer fee kept aside to bribe linesmen
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3056614#msg3056614 date=1226151835]Line assistants at the Emirates are always bribed.[/quote]

mystikal:
that was strange! ronaldo refusing 2 go down in the 18 yard!

I know . . . strange things are happening
Just imagine the fact that Arsenal actually went defending after a one-nil lead!!!