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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=140267.msg2350825#msg2350825 date=1212972363]Eldee - is it by force? Me, i don't want you again. Let's break up No man starves his woman as long as you have starved me. Let me go.

4her's cars are already packed with your stuff. I'll watch Euro in my house and you in yours, understood? [/quote]Starvation? How?
Let's not act under pressure We'll go through this together

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=140267.msg2350805#msg2350805 date=1212971925]eldee - you know i'm straight forward right?
I'm asking us to break UP!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want no stinkin' breaks. You and your promoter (jenny) can go and meet 4her. She's ready to take you. [/quote]I think a break will be better to clear our heads. . .
We don't need to take any hasty decisions till after the Euros

@Jenny
Hmmn

@j-girl
I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK
Hmmn, feels so good

@topic
I've lost track, I'll concur wiv 4him

That's it! Eldee - i officially declare that i don't like you anymore.

What've I done

@Jenny
Abeg na, haba
This one was not in the plan na, Remember half of the money's still with me

[size=1pt]please who knows what's happening on tv na[/size]


@4her
Sheeesh man

jennykadry:
@Antidote

no its not what u think,someone said eldee is very cute,[/b]that is y i said cute pics,im not spying,please don't call mr jenny i wont do it again

Who's this sumone sef?
Hmmn  

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=140267.msg2350687#msg2350687 date=1212967736]jenny - who told you he's cute? Dang, am i the only one who hasn't seen this guy? OH my gosh - Eldee come and face me like the man you're supposed to be and show me those pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote]Nah! That one ain't working, once beaten twice shy
Jenny used that style already

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=140267.msg2350686#msg2350686 date=1212967650]EXCUSE YOU?
[b]Men have no idea what they want. How many times does a guy say he loves a girl more than anything in the world and as soon as he see another chic, he brings out his equipment with no shame and conscience and then he uses it on another. Men are too confused to be even gather their heads in relationships. I support women that actually end up being clingy after one night stands. For one thing i've learnt is that when a man and a woman sleep together - spiritually, they are joined together as man and wife. So the lady is only acting on the spiritual connotations.

I'm not preaching against sex before marriage oooo - all i'm saying is that if you have a one night stand - get ready for the consequences.
If men knew what they want, they would be much better because they would know how to spot the woman that is truly meant for them.[/quote]That's knowing EXACTLY what you want. . .Enoyment
Don't confuse our SLYNESS for stupidity

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140267.msg2350655#msg2350655 date=1212966571]This is so untrue, Men, more then ladies, quite often are the ones who NEVER seem to know what they want where relationships are concerned, They will give silly excuses especially when their guilt-ridden consciences begin to eat at them.  

Work related stress is the most over-used excuse when they want to have their way.  Anything a man can do, a Woman can do it better, What is good for the goose, is freakum good as well for the gander,[/quote]It's the most over-used, but it always works
So we use the work lie, and y'all tell the truth and you think you're smarter?
Hmmn, what more can I say?

@J-girl
Hell will freeze over. . .

@Jenny
Aight give me my change, you're overdoing this your marketing job

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140267.msg2350635#msg2350635 date=1212965919]Em girls are growing wings everyday. . . . . .How can a girl say she wants a break to sort her head. . . .
Why can't she sort it while she is with her man? I suspect its a decoy that would naturally allow her to be with her crush!!!
As smart as women think they are. . . . they still lack street/gutter sense. [/quote]Exactly!!!

If men had breaks to sort out their heads each time they fancied sumone, we'll be going on breaks every other day


[quote author=j-girl]@ eldee, speaking of drop dead gorgeous - i still haven't seen your pic. Oh - you owe me![/quote]

@Xerxes
I don't know why this kind of opression is still happening in 2008
For goodness sake, what does she mean by break?
Give me some space? My Lawd!!!

If we wanted private lives, then why did we start going out?

@J-girl
Matchete? More like, drop-dead gorgeous looks

LadyT:
Xerxes whenever a see your comments I just want to jump on you and do something!!!

Ahem. . .

@j-girl
Hmmn. . .so u chose to come back huh?

@topic
Concur wiv Le Chacal

@baslone
As tosin pointed out, this thread already exists, please would you mind if I moved this thread to the Recycle Bin?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-99121.0.html

@Jackal
Are you watching Prisonbreak?

@Jedi
They were talking bout eLDee the LE-GEN-DA-RY

buzyDiva:
i pity u . . let them find u in turkey, they will finish u!

LOL

favococo:
@JENN

at last thnx a lot to leave me alone without your rubish things all night Jenny and one important note for u

**am very proud with myself to get u angry even with my small english

goodnight agresive,,sorry for u

@Jenny
That's a point ooh

buzyDiva:
abeg . . . anybody get brighter grammer for hia?

Hmmn this one pass Brighter Grammar
Na Queens Premier ooh

@jenny
day old babies don't speak l'anglais

buzyDiva:
jackal and eldee . . una guys worry


eldee, your oyinbo friend don start with jenny on the legend topic o
u know the girl before?

Told them to chill but, who am I to seperate to fighting women

Radiant:
No. should be wash two wash the third free. I heard their offers are really cool

Nah! that's for credit card payments only. . .
Talk to Jackal, he's got the official price list

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=5848.msg2347895#msg2347895 date=1212878626]You must be very intelligent!!!!!!!

The prices vary:

Size 0-8: $2

Size10-14: $10

Size 14 and above: $15[/quote]C'mon, I tot there was a summer sale
Or is it 'Wash two wash the third half-price?

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=5848.msg2347882#msg2347882 date=1212878477]You are officially a DEAD MEAT!!!
WHAT!!!. . . . [/quote] You know how we do bruv  

Radiant:
I see. Does it have to be La Senza, VS or any thong is qualified for his hands?

Debo does all brands
Even Oshodi-type, he does them en-masse

But Sly, Only top brands ooh
I heard he just got a contract with Playboy

jennykadry:
by the way where is eldee my sweetheart

Here ma'am

Radiant:
He's that hot in the business?

You're talking bout an international champion here
Naija-UK-Canada thong-washing champion
If he conquers Tokyo, hmmn. .  .

Radiant:
Sweet lawd!!

So Jack, I take it that he does home service or you're not sure? BuzyD, any idea?

Sorry, it's first come, first serve
Some women have booked him for months

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=5848.msg2347803#msg2347803 date=1212876633]@ Radiant,

Debo holds the world record in thong washing. . . . Buzydiva will give u the details. [/quote]It's not about speed, it's about accuracy
Sly's work is def masterclass

buzyDiva:
meaning that u've gotten some punches fromthe guy before

LOL

@Xerxes
I heard Uncle Kadry is the village wrestling champion

LadyT:
Eldee I have a rusty switchblade with your John Thomas's name on it.  You better show picture fast fast!!!

What did my John Thomas do?

jennykadry:
plsss do phoenix d guy is cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hmmn Mr Kadry's arround ooh

@buzyDiva
Hmmn

@Sly
You should know na