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I ban you for not admitting that I'm superior

As I pointed out before, I'm open to suggestions on how to make this place run smoothly

ogrebuga:
yes SIR!

If I whoaz ya face

Yeah, I'm scared

I ban you for questioning my banorability

i ban u for banning sumone i wanted to ban

sect:
I hope skingo will take note of posting rules 1 and 3.

Err. . .believe me, he will
Everyone likes a well arranged place for reasonable discussions

toyinrayo:
@post
even the Zeus kissed my feet, who are you, but a mere human to decline? dnt get crushed

I've told you to stop taking left over agbo, u've started seeing Zeus now, next thing we'll here Sango will be chirpsing you.

viogirl:
@eldee,
thank you

u'r welcome

toyinrayo:
oh gosh, here we go again!! legenda what?

legenda-RY
Are you on yim?

@topic
Wiv' em slips, nah!!! ur kiddin me

LadyT:
your -11 not even born yet

Can't blame me for being so ahead of my time

@topic
Of course. . .can you please remind me why I'm so le-gen-da-ry

@jassie
Heard u bin disturbing the whole of nairaland with horror pics. . .
You know what, do us all a favour, u're allowed to put sum sexy guy's pic on ur profile
Buzz me on yim, I'll give you my one

@topic
Like your hair. . .

I ban you cus I have the right to

@Genuine
You ever heard about my Three Module Dumping Theory
Ask everyone here, I've posted it oon sum threads like that
Believe me, it always works. . .

How's y'all doing
As you might have noticed already, I, the Legen-Dary e[b]LD[/b]ee, am your new moderator
We all know how badly a moderator has been requested on thread so I just had to get to work without intros
To make this section smooth-running, I have compiled a list of rules for us to abide by



TOPICS
- No forum spamming
- All Adverts should be posted in the 'Official Advert Thread' to make sure the audience is wider
- Please do not duplicate threads
- Use the search button to find already existing threads on that topic
- Avoid using jargon, abbreviations or "text talk"

POSTING
- No insults or personal attacks
- No off-topic posting
- No foul language


Don't take things too personal.  Jokes are cracked and sarcasm is common
But if you are personally insulted.  Please use the "Report to Moderator" link.
If you keep ignoring the rules, a ban will be the consequence.

Please abide with the rules as I won't be held responsible for any actions I'm forced to take. . .





P.S This thread will be left open for one month for any comments, complaints or suggestions. . .

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=139610.msg2335324#msg2335324 date=1212611759]

Hilarious!!!!!

A Man Utd fan in Nigeria bludgeons a Chelsea fan to death?
Just when i thunk i have heard it all. . . . .
I am still in awe with the way people take the game in Nigeria. . . .[/quote]So you've got enough liver to step in this joint
Y'all are freaking murderers

toyinrayo:
TMI. . . . c'mon now

Guess you missed this post then in your hurry to hear more gist

@jenny
You heard the lady, u lot are giving way too much info

nazzyon:
You may decide not to kill anyone but there is a probability of 1 person among 100 people willing to do so.

Apparently, the fight did no start just because one guy said 'Drogba is crap'
It must have led to sumn that led to sumn before the final phrase that started the fracas.

My point is, a fight can start over other things like 'The Super Eagles', A bowl of water or just a snide look
We can't just blame the clubs, blame human psychology. . .

Esss:
have you seen it?

Apparently

You don't want to know how young I was when I got me first kiss

@bigfather
Even in the days we never used to see romance being potrayed on TV, 'em days when James Bond was like porn to us, kids were still doing that.
As sumone rightly said, the mum and dad 'pretend' game used to get a lil better 'acted out'

We can't leave the TV to train our children for us, we have to do the home training ourselves.

Don't tell me you use that phone

Activated. . .

Madea19:
Abeg, u guys aren't u 4gettin someone. I'm talking about d only rapper wit d highest numba of enemies,evn 2 federal level & yet he stil feels,he'll b d last man standing when odas av fallen,despite his huge enemy collections. . . .of course u know him. D 1, d only . . . . . . Eedris AbdulKareem

In other words, what you just said is '50cent is the USA's best rapper?
Why? he's enemies with everyone, including Oprah init?

Fine, longetivity is an hard in the rap game, but in my opinion, our best rapper should be sumone who actually raps
Eedris cannot hold the mic and bust sixteens, why call him among top twenty?