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jennykadry:
where is[b] naja haje [/b] ive not seen her online for a long time,or was she banned

This is the Romance Section, just a click away from the meet up zone
Are you this desperate to get banned?

t00 cUTE:
Mary slessor said: love until it hurts, that;s to say if you are in love and it does not hurt then you are not.
I want to ask two questions here
1. why does love hurt?
2. if you are in love, must it hurt?
   
since love has the most beautiful feln, how come it hurts.

Why does love hurt?   Simple, the kind of love she said was self sacrificing.
She left Scotland and came to suffer in Calabar with those murderers. She's sum wierd personality.

Must it hurt? Hell to da NO!!!
Human love is generally selfish. Love is only there to satisfy one's loneliness, and is self satisfaction not selfish?
It's doesn't hurt when it satisfies you.

winnteam:
I SWEAR, I KNOW OF SOMEBODY WHO GENERATE'S SOLAR ENERGY FROM COMMON FUFU.

I AM SURE YOU CAN ALSO GENERATE SOLAR ENERGY FROM AMALA AND EBA BUT NOT ACAMU.

GOOD NEWS.

Ever wondered why it's called 'SOLAR energy'?

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=138646.msg2318361#msg2318361 date=1212244698]Yeah Right!!!! [/quote]I said, they try to act smart, meaning they don't really act smart

We're the ones that still 'outsmart', 'out[b]lie[/b]' and 'out[b]spend[/b]' them

jennykadry:
break your grammar ,its too much for me,u know i dropped out of school in nursery2

Ladies try their best to act smart/make their men look dumb. . .
True or False

24- Patiently waiting to see who'll die in the first episode next season
Kyle XY- To me, this is the best show on TV
Desperate Housewives
How I met your Mother- Not exactly the cutthroat one you expect but, this one is LE-GEN-DA-RY

Cayon:
would you call his friend to ask for the truth?

That's the worst decision you can ever make
There's no guy that cheats without boasting about it wiv his pals


IMO, just get to know what you think he likes about that other lady
Try your best to blend into his perfect lady, remember, don't push it
He might not even be cheating

One thing you should have in mind is that the relationship is yours to save

acidrop:
na u know, if u truly are legendry u will give me another chance. . . . . .
lol BTW y u dey deny your babe?

Which babe??

Hmmmn, the mind games
Aight, one last chance
Eldee is . . . . . . .

[quote author=amber_ella link=topic=138482.msg2316582#msg2316582 date=1212187532]They did, my friend.  As time progresses, the medical community learns more and more.  In the time of our grandparents, people didn't know better.  They didn't know that women could be born without hymens, or that a pregnant woman can have her hymen in tact.  And no, it is not rare.  I did not bleed my first time and I know of several other women who also did not.[/quote]If it's as common as you try to put it, then 50% of the women of that era got sent home on the wedding night innit?
Especially when it was so important in the marriages of that era.

Let's see how true your hypothesis is
Should we use Nairaland as a sample space to see how many ladies didn't bleed on their first experience?

omoovie:
Shuu! What of babes that lost it because they used to ride horses? What of babes that lost it because of injury or improper tampon usage? What of babes that are still technically virgins because their hymen is very elastic? What of babes that have slept with girls and not boys? What of babes that have had---don't make me tell you stuff that will make you wash your eyes with alum. Y'all are ridiculous! Stop sleeping with girls or hoodwinking innocent ones into sleeping with you so there might be more virgins around!

Abeg!!! Spare me the tales by moonlight
How come once we start talking bout this, you guys quickly draw out the 'Motorcycle hymen rupture' card
This only happens in abonormal occassions, one in how many?

How come our mothers and grandmothers never used to have their hymen ruptured during farmwork?
How did our forefathers find them?

jennykadry:
d above quoteted words,were your statement right?
so y drag her to d hospital for HIV and genotype tests when u said ,
u don't want to drag her to d hospital because you're ready to commit your future to her,all in d name of trust

Genotype or no genotype u guys will still go to d hospital right?so y r u confusing us?u really do not have to go for any tests since u trust her so well?

The future I meant in the first one is our hearts, that'll be broken by these evil women
By the way, me telling her I don't trust her on a matter like that, that she controls, as virginity, does more harm to the relationship.
Not taking the virginity test is a compromise between trust and safety

As for the HIV, Genotype tests
The stakes are too high, the future is not just my future, but that of my kids, my health, etc
BTW it's sumn she can't control, she might not know she's AS, she might not know if she got HIV by blood transfusion
Virginity is 'Did you do it or not?' It's a controlled variable.

If you cannot tell the truth in that kind of 'YES or NO' question, then why get married to you?

jennykadry:
its part of d trust eldee is talking about, he does not want to drag her to d hospital because he trusts her so well

The HIV test, the genotype check and all those ones have to be taken to protect the future
The virginity test cannot be placed in that class

jennykadry:
that is why there is a test in d hospital called VIRGINITY TEST,so if a man falls victim he should be blamed for ignorance ,he should stop complaining

That's where trust comes in
Why drag her to the hospital when I'm ready to commit my future to her

If she turns out to be a virgin after marriage, fine.
But if she turns out otherwise, then she betrayed my trust.

jennykadry:
even though oranges looks like grapes ,u can still differentiate between d both of them

So now please tell me, is it my fault that the sales assistant does not know his job?
Or is it my fault that there were more grapes in the store?
I only want oranges, ces fini

BTW there's no way 'VIRGIN' is written on someone's head

Cougar:
i heard the same prediction last season. don't u gunners give up? let me tell you this. arsenal will win the title when ferguson retires in 2011/12 season.

Errr. . .just wait and see
We know how we do it

@Jenny
Aight, let's stick to the topic

If I like ORANGES, and I go to the market to get some
When I reach there and the guys at the store clearly stated that what he's giving me are ORANGES
If I get home and what I see there are GRAPEFRUITS, i have my legal right to return them.

And no one has the right to ask me why grapefruits are bad.
Or why men arround the world plant more grapefruits and fewer oranges

It's my choice.
Especially as I was DECEIVED.

Cougar:
i know. although, i don't really expect man united, chelsea and liverpool to lay low and watch arsene wenger walk away with the goldmine. chelsea and the red devils are still(by far) the strongest teams in the premiership. arsenal needs ten good players to compete with the big two.

Hmmn, How much are you putting on it?
We're bringing the EPL down to the Emirates

faa:
Please let me breathe!!! Tell me you are standing the test of time and commitment right now! if not, why are expecting a woman to do the same!!!!

jennykadry:
its d same thing here,we women need men that can stand d test of time,men that wont allow their flesh control their emotions,men to trust for d rest of our lives

we need male virgins too,men that will lock up that their treasure hold till d wedding night

This matter has been trashed time and again on nairaland
Just use the search engine

Cougar:
@ eldee,

arsene wenger has got his work cut out next season. he will be under massive pressure if he doesn't win any title next season so i expect him to take one(probably the carling cup). you guys need to chill and stop jangling your nerves. you can forget about the premiership, fa cup and the champions league but u should nick the league cup.

Chei, enjoy your bragging rights bruv
It's only a year from now

jennykadry:
@eldee

so why r u guys looking for virgins then

Because we're looking for women that can stand the test of time and commitment

If you know you want a man that can trust you, then lock up your Jerusalem

jennykadry:
anyway d babe shouldnt have lied,what really made me reply these thread was when debosky said MEN WANT REAL VIRGINS,how can they get virgins when they keep sticking their rods inside every womans hole,tell me

Let me explain this to you, the male type of any species is naturally created to pursue sex
Even in the plants, the pollen grains outnumber the ovaries
Wonder why there's bare lionesses in a pride and only one mature lion

You can't expect us to be al Pope-like
Believe me, it's not our choice, we were made to be the ones that continue reproduction and variation

jennykadry:
good man ke,eldee e be like say na your type dey like to taste on first date

children of a liar?,every human being on earth lies,nobody is perfect

Nobody's perfect?? You must be kidding me
You cant lie to me about what I value as much as the marriage itself
It's just like trying to lie about my race, if you can lie about sumn that'll turn out to be that obvious

@Debo
Not only the bogus virgins
We must fight the 'Only once, I was raped by my peadophile uncle' ladies

jennykadry:
sorry eldee but how can u marry me,wtout my father been present on d wedding day?how can u marry me wtout meeting my relations or relatives?how can u marry me wtout knowing my father?how can u marry me wtout figuring out what kind of family i fall into

if u ignore all this,then you're d greatest Golddigger on earth ,because all u were interested in was money

As I said before, that one is a testable occurence
Unlike the vigin one

As the good man that I am, there is no way I can test this case
That's the main reason while I have to wait till that night to test if it's there or not.
I can't base the rest of my life on DECEPTION
I can't have the children of a LIAR

Err. . .are we still talking about Fake Virgins?



@Jennykandry
If you told me your father was the Minister of Finance before I married you
And we started going out and you turned out to be a poverty stricken thing, IMO you just made a fool of me
That's the same with virginity, just that this time, we can't test it before marriage.

If a marriage is based on lies from the begining, it should be legally anulled

@Debosky
Even at our lowest of lows, I think it's highly unthinkable to entrust our stronghold in the hands of any injury prone player.
We see Diaby and Denilson rolling on the ground more times than were see them play.

Denilson is still not ready for the EPL, he needs someone to inspire the DMF in him. Remember a year ago he was more of the Cesc-esque player.
He's been finding it hard to make a stand in cameo chances he's been presented with.

I think I'll have to go with Cesc04, and choose Alex Song.
Like Eboue, this guy went to the Nations' Cup to up his game. I think that Everton game was the chance he had been waiting for all this time.
It was like Le Prof looked into his crystal ball and saw him for the future
He's stronger than Flamoney and a much better tackler, believe me, I watched him at Charlton a couple of times.

Also, given the fact that he's played as a CB a couple of times means he has the defensive edge.
Forget the fact that he had the EPL's worst ever display against Fulham last two seasons

I see sumn like the Rosicky-Fab4 against Man Scum last season with Song playing the Gilberto role
He might not have had any good EPL game in that position, but remember the ACN

To me next season, we should go for the Fab4/Rosicky/Nasri/Song

P.S The only thing Diaby shares with Viera is the mysterious ability to lose a ball to the opponent.
_{Let's just hope he doesn't give C.Ronaldo another FA Cup goal of the season. . .}

acidrop:
can iget another one?

Err. . .I think not
You only get three chances to admit how Le-gen-da-ry eLDee is

whitelexi:
None of the above.
Eldee no fit spit, him girl go finish am

Which girl?

presido1:
eldee, eldee, eldee how many times did i call you?
Try it next time and see what am upto.
As for you Acid, acid dey sweet when taken raw so be kiaful

Y'all should give the lady a break
She makes her choices, let her breath. . .
By the way, I don't do under-25's
Err. . .except if they're as drop dead gorgeous as Rihanna

chronique:
like y'all sayin,i wont even reply all that thrash u posting.not asking anyone to battle because i don't think u guys are fit enough do do battle.
Yeah, you had better held on to your decision because, bar Eedris, you're the weakest user of words I've ever seen.
I think you should just concentrate on your studies and stop trying to act tough, it's not helping you.
your hardest punches are too weak too comfort me
Hmmn, even if you can't be creative, just apply brains, weak too comfort you
You must be kidding me!!!

let enough talk about troubling me.i don't post on stupid topics.when i have to make a post it must be worthwhile.
Do you actually think you've made any worthwhile post on nland??
You don't even know how to use simple, correct l'anglais

secondly am just too busy to sit on the comp just to reply little kids who aint paid their dues.
Paid dues??
Please pass the bottle to the left, u've crossed the 'drink and post' limit

you can spit thrash with your mouth,k,that is not my biz but always make sure u put it in the trash can where the trash at.ok.plz try leaving some kind of hygeine on nairaland because we not hopin to employ lawma.for the records,this aint no oshodi zone where u can drop dirt where u like
I don't understand, that was meant to be what? A  collection of punchlines or a story

let the intelligent speak and the dumb try to learn.this goes out to lyrical im-bes-siles like u
Coming from a retarded dumbo, I'm impressed, I'll just say 'practice what you preach'

shaz and eldee not excluded.adieu.may your souls rest in pieces.
Your stupidity is breaking new grounds
My days, your level of daftness is actually CHRONIQUE
You make idiots like abdulrazaq sound like Newton.

This dude is the most imbecilic, verbally challenged, down-syndrom patient I ever met in my entire life.
Infact I feel sorry for his parents, having to watch this retard grow in so much idiocy is worse than capital punishment.
You're a total waste of DNA.
Mayne, the theory of evolution is a bitch if idiots like this still exist.

acidrop:
eldee is a llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggg.


shit i give up i can't do it, i only came up with a leg. hahahaha

Eeyah, yo lost your chance

acidrop:
Eldee is a lllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeee. . . . . . i don't know the thing is not coming out.

Give it a try, you can do it

acidrop:
u sure say u no need psychatrist assistance so?
lol

nah i don't think datz me, its prolly the other girl, lol

lol. . .abeg ooh, there's no intel oooh

acidrop:
abegii, that one is your own imagination,

That's what they all think

acidrop:
what are u before? have i been talking 2 an alien?

No, a Leg-end