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StephenP:
Funny how some are trying to switch to soccer.

I was just making observations jare
The way they brought the club rivalry down here is what I was laughing at

savanaha:
With world cup coming up don't say it too loud, bad things might happen. The Godfather told me so.

Which World Cup
Are u sure u're not talking volleyball?

[quote author=chealsea_1 link=topic=137515.msg2309858#msg2309858 date=1212014946]down MAN UUUUUUUUUUU[/quote]The typical 'Chav', alvays on the defensive

hammers:
@chelsea 1

I bet a Manchester United fan can never ask such a question.
Decamp to man You and i'll tell u how 2 be man enough to handle situation

The typical 'Scummer', always thinking Fergie is God, and the world is a big round football

Re: Where Did You Meet Your Fiance, Fiancee,girlfriend,wife,boyfriends


Tongue-in-cheek at its very best

buzyDiva:
and who was that directed to?

Err. . .The first poster

funkybaby:
@topic

I still insist that Ibo men settle their partners after MUTUAL break ups. Mutual break ups i mean cases where either family is not willing to accept the guy or vice versa, genotype issues, tribal issues, etc.

Most cases, it is not the lady that requests to be settled. The ibo man offers the settlement. Settlement comes in different forms depending on the financial strength of the ibo guy involved. It could be a car, money to set up her own business, a rented apartment, all expense paid vacation abroad, etc.

Haba, i need an ibo man on nl or any lady who has experienced such gestures from them to come and bear me witness.

A recent case happened to a male friend's friend last year. The guy had already carried out the traditional wine carrying ceremony months back. Guy based in europe, lady based in naija-worked at a bank in warri. Then issues came up, allegations and counter allegations of infidelity from both sides. Dowry paid to the lady's family was refunded back to the groom. Relationship dissolved. Guy settles lady with a lovely ride. Lady wanted guy's house at Lekki. Guy said lai lai. Car is all you get with the already furnished apartment he got for her at warri.

P.s. Both guy and lady are ibo.

I know so many cases as well. Seriously, ibo men do it.

In the african society, that wine carrying is recognition of the woman as his wife.
Dowry
And you're comparing it to meet-up live-in couples

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=137044.msg2305653#msg2305653 date=1211934686]I said i was never Gonna come back. . . . . . . .
Then i realized i still got an uncompleted mission. . . . . .Which is you. . . so u made me change ma decision. [/quote]Hmmnn

@Sly
Is it me or did you really quote the Bible??
Oh my freaking dayz, on your sig tooo?

To think

madamkoko:
age is NOT "nothing" but a number. I think that at 18 a girl has not gained adequate life expereinces and life expereinces matter, for you, for the marriage, for perception, and most importantly for her children, How can someone truly "train"her children if she is a child herself or for that matter has not had too many life experiences,

If you loved her, I would recommend to give her more time, at least wait till 21, for her to expereince life more.

What's the difference between an 18year old and a 21 year old? 3years
He said he saw her intelligence, that should give her the ability to make her choices

About her chidren, She'll prolly not be a mum till she's 21
She doesn't need to face the tough stage till she's 24 or sumn
And believe me, responsibility brings out the best in some people.
It's now medically advised to have your kids early, and then grow up looking sexy at 30's to 60's

omoovie:
NOOO you pedohouse reject!!

How is he a pedo?
Are they not both adults?
Think of it like this, if she were 30 and him 50
What's the big thing there?

@frank
If you feel she's ur rib, and she's willing to kick it
Then the ball is in your halfcourt

omoovie:
Hahahahahaha! You've been waiting---eagerly stalking my posts online waiting to find one typo abi? You feel better now? Congrats my dear! LMAO. Naija boys.

What did he do that a Brit/Chinese/American boy can't do?
In my opinion that highlighted phrase is not exactly what I'll call clever.

henry007:
its best 2 act as the occasion demands; u know what i'm saying?

You don't really want to be controlled by the situation

welli:
@ eldee. . gotta hit d sheet now.wil finish up wit u 2morow

Err. . .finish up?
Nah, I'm too complicated hun

welli:
m not holdin your life ohhh plus lege. . . my foot.

Sorry, but it's pronounced LE-GEN-DA-RY
You got a problem with that?
Tell me, and don't start a conference on it

welli:
4 your mind!

Here we go again
Why can't this girl leave Eldee's Le-gen-da-ry life alone?
Infact, what's wrong if I refuse to slap a lady?

@topic
If any chick ever slaps me, I must have done something that deseves it

But if I didn't do anything worth that stupid action
Obviously my instincts will be to slap her back
With my hands in midair, I'll just stop and be like 'You're not even worth the stress'

1)With that action she'll have ducked to prevent the slap's impact, showing she's not that strong afterall
2)I made her look stupid by not slapping her
3)I still remain the Legen-Dary LD I've always been.

4Her:
should I be blushing or asking you what you're up to?

More like how much he's asking for

stillwater:
Gosh eldee and 4her--- GET A ROOM!!!!!!!!!

Not even if I was paid, and promised a nite with Kelly Rowland

4Her:
@eldee
warreava, little brother. . .did I say LITTLE?

Yeah you did
That's why there's a modify button right there

4Her:
nna nawa o
what things?
He doesn't need to ask for advice. . .I was going to give it anywaz, just playn with him

That's Britglish for hun, babes, mate, sis etc
Don't know why I have to teach you everything, chei

Sodgi:
aight

He is H-A-P-P-Y

4Her:
Eldee, that was rude

That's why the 'big grin' emoticon was there, it's a flipping joke luv

Sodgi:
Its not a priority, wasnt countin on it, jst lookin for some lone company.

Eeeyah, sorry sha
Next time, ask for advice before you do these things

@4her
Jo now
Fun bobo yi ni kini yi
O ti bere sini ma ke

Sodgi:
So why dnt you wana type it enmore, is it eldee?
Eldee oya losun, its past your bed time o. Dont grumble when mum (lysaa) wakes u up 4 school O

lol. . .guy, next time play your game tite when asking for yim
One mistimed tackle and you end up getting blanked and blaming eldee for it