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4Her:
Kini?

You bite?
I crush

9cent:
@eldee, i'm not notorious my brother , i'm just da definition of a perfect gentle man. trust me!

Yeah right, obviously
That's why you keep apologising and nobody's taking you serious

@topic
Yeah right

lysaa:
BTW, why are u mis quoting mt to suite yourself?

Err my bad

4Her:
ohhhhk, this is where the fun stops

Sorry luv, but you don't make the calls here

lysaa:
he knows he is the greatest and thats cool. because u are cool with it.

Yes ooh, ma Edo half-sis

Raimond:
Fritzl`s case is simply out of this world.

Shit happens, anyways!!!!!!!

You see what I was saying, now that's a real idiot
Just praying those kids don't get abnormalities, when bad recessive traits start manifesting

buzyDiva:
That guy's case was just sick.

wonda what God will do to him when they finally meet

Nah, he'll just go to the same hell as many other people
Funny thing is, he'll be suffering the same fate as sumone that stole fifty naira

Cristalz:
@eldee
Hey anti-United
Been to the land of no-return,only i returned some two weeks ago

Seems you've been missing from Sports.I'm very much around.

Oh the camp thingy init
Heard they've got mosquitoes as big as Toyin's ' '

Moi, I bin holding it on the Sports Threads, just waiting for the transfer season, so the pre-season war starts again

Raimond:
Guy your use of the word hammer and mistake don`t seem to sit well with me.The act was obviously borne out of a desire.

Sort yourself out, i don`t think i can help you on this one.All the best!!!!

Sexual desire can't be compared to other types
If it could cause incest in the Bible

It cannot be termed deliberate
What then will you call Fritzl, that held his daughter captive for over eighteen years
And made her give birth to seven kids?

For all we know, it might have been only once he did it

ibkaye:
Legendary Ko eh eh eh eh

Don't mind that guy jare
He's just the greatest

Cristalz:
You really should search before you post.Issues like this have been discussed and argued out at length on this forum and on the Religion forum too.Search,you'll find 'em.

I don't think you'll get many responses because peops may be tired of talking about this same thing over and over.I know i am.Just trying to help before your post gets 'moderated' off

Hey there arsenalphobe
Where you been?

4Her:
If you demonstrate it first

for a million dollars will you agree to be my sex slave ^{eldee this is for you jare. even though i got you willingly}

For a million dollars will u get a Love Machine instead

@topic
For a million dollars will you take this thread to the forum games section?

seeu:
It's wrong to think of him becoming your slave trade. It's an extension of evil, in fact given the modern pleasure in our society, it has to be frowned totally.

You guys fit, u really need to meet her

4Her:
Eldee, you keep saying you're sexy, let me see the sexy pic na. . .
I just dey hear sexy sexy all around. , aha, let me hear word jare

I'm not going to send my pic to ur email
I don't want you dildoing yourself all nite

4Her:
This one pass mistake my man. .

It's just the same thing

He might have been drunk
She might have seduced him

He can't just open his eyes and go Bleep his sister-in-law to get her pregnant
Every XY is more intelligent than that

@ty4real
Yes nah, he just started going out with his fiancee' just so that he can Bleep her sister
And he wanted to keep taking some C Ronaldo shots till one will enter

4Her:
because you got the part. . . congrats darl

_{and vampires are usually symbols for beauty/sex when not used as immortal souls}

I know, I was the sexy guy that was meant to change into the ugly thing when I taste blood
I mean you were meant to win that role, there's no competition

4Her:
that's no excuse since he already has a girl.

If that's what i have to put up with a naija man, na hell he go see. seriously. mistake ko stake on stick ni

Let he/she who has never made a mistake throw the first stone

welli:
y interpret?re you d poster?

I'm educated
I know when and when not to release my DNA stamp into a woman
Besides, I think I read this same post on sum next thread, it was more explanatory

4Her:
I have to agree, toyin without makeup is not as hot as toyin with make up, but she's still hot
14 year old? you dnt know your numbers anymore? add 10 to that
Oluwa o!! oru olodo sex slave wo ni mo gbe wale?

Hmmn, if toyin with make-up is like this
Damn, I mean, how did you miss the Dracula role??

By Mistake Means
1)Either he chatted her up after being sex-starved and didn't know she was his in-law

2)Or he knew she was his inlaw, and they got really close, and it all happened in one-night

Both ways, the sister too is a bitch

4Her:
You berra stop all this shakara!
You're now 18, not 17 anymore
and more to that, you're now my sex slave, so get into your pix suit and SHAKE IT!

I know na, how will I explain to the world that I just disvirgined a 14 year old?
Hmmn, besides I'll have to use a pillow to cover ur face
It's not a good sight to behold, Toyin without make up _*shivers*

4Her:
What a dissobedient sex slave
This is what happens when I leave them for a week
they stat thinking they're free
You berra go and put on that sexy flower outfit. . .pinks looks good on you

Why're u bugging me for sex??
Why do you just want me to commit child abuse?

4Her:
The story doesn't even make sense. . . by mistake? were you sleep walking? hissssssss

He said they got close first, and then sumn happened
Y'all nlanders and holy-holy sef

4Her:
sharrap and start undressing, let me see what your mamma gave ya. . . .

and dnt forget to shake those buns, even though they're flat

Why're u ptting your sexual agression on me, na
Is it my fault no man will agree to get sufforcated in that big milk balloons you call boobs?

4Her:
Even on a bad hair day, I had to lock you inside the house so you wnt embarrass me when my friends come over. . .just b/c am 25 and you're 18 does not mean you can't still be my sex slave. dnt worry eldee, as long as you're strong and you can move it well well, I'll keep you. . .

and make sure you go to the barber and fix your hair, I wasnt to show you, my sex slave, to my friends.
You know us girls, how we love comparing

If you're twenty five, I'm Diddy
You don't get it, do you?

4HER will never see how GOOD it FEELS to have a TOP-CLASS man
All she'll get is virgins that don't even know how to do it

I won't do anything with you even if I get paid

4Her:
18 year old wetin?
Stephen is 25, thank you very much
_{not my boyfriend o, abegi}

Dreamer, did you actually believe an over-20 guy will actually do anything wiv you?
I'm talking of the 18years 15 days old dude  
Shioor

Sex Slave??
Nah, I'm busy tempting sum hunnies now
Apply later. . .
I won't be seen with you on a bad-hair-day

4Her:
Come see this boy o
I was 15 when you were born
I changed your nasty smelling diapers for you
I use to push you down the stairs just to see how strong you are
I was there for you. . .I used to not food you just so you wnt grow obese
thank me jare


_{Joseph? see your coconut head}

Why're you mistaking me for Stephen
All you young kids, you think u're big because of your 18 year old toy-boyfriends

@Ib
Did the Blyk thing work?

4Her:
hehhehe ok. . .as long as am not the youngest one here


IBK and Eldee are still my pikins sha. . phew

I watched you grow luv
I saw you turn eighteen, you're just a [b]Joseph[/b]ine
My dayz, what's wrong with kids of nowadays

welli:
i 1da y seun wont lyv d girl alon


@ topic beautious mama we ve

She broke an nland record
Got banned thrice in one week

4Her:
@eldee
you started again?
~roll eye~

She pushed me jare
I was just explaining to her that I'm LE-GEN-DA-RY

welli:
nd that is not good.avoid offtopic to avoid ban

I've told y'all before
I'm UNBANABLE, and LE-GEN-DA-RY

ibkaye:
If you truly love her, you will wait

Where's the song?

welli:
ohhh.now i gerrit.zignor u mean d thread should be "welli hello"? u nor well. nd what is it in nairaland u like that had to mk u quote zignor?nd stp openin your [b]tits like this its nt fine. [/b]

Just felt like digressing from the topic