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RampantT:
For being the the most troublesome? I'll be the one to give you the award this year

Nah, with due respect, you, ma'am are the not exactly the most peace loving nlander arround. . .

stillwater:
So eldee has been banned before. mmmh . . .didn't know he had wahala in him.

Moi, I'm the sweetest, most legen-da-ry person on nland ooh

RampantT:
ooooooooooo, I am so telling on you
Seun! Seun!! SEUN!!!!!! Come see this one o

Ban Eldee!^again (X10)

Hehehe, freaking caster
Eldee is the most well behaved nlander
You want to see my 2006 and 2007 awards, heard I got nominated again this year

snazzydawn:
well 9cent was just asking, because I do not seem to see old members around any longer.

Nah, I don't think you can get anyone from the class of '05 here now
Except maybe in the Sports Section though
Chief Banourable Seun's evicted all of 'em. . .

4 Play:
@eldee

Their staff must be as stupid as some of their glory-hunting fans here.Grant had a brief run of good results and they instantly gave him a more lucrative contract instead of leaving him on the terms he took the job in the 1st place.

@Somze

Idiot,why don't you go and report me as usual?

At least the fans are not spending money
But why can't they learn from what happened with Mourinho?

The year before he left, he was offered a new contract, what happened, they had to pay millions after he left.
Now, on Monday, we'll see the press with different clauses that were in the contract
I don't know if it's just me but I can't really call them the most sensible people in English football

welli:
@ eldee



@9cent

Err

9cent:
@eldee,

i'm not doin this for no reasons please don't get me wrong, u know, nairaland is my hang out spot. and im kind of addicted to this forum, I STILL NO KNOW WHY You DON DEY FEEL MY PAROLE ALREADY. ANYHOW SHA, NA You SABI.

@welli,

like i said before, don't be confused. JUST BE HAPPY

I dey feel you parole, haba, Is it a crime?
Abeg just carry on jare, nothing do you

What I don't understand is his contract agreement.
Why give a mediocre like that a four-year contract when you needed him for only eight months?
Methinks Chelsea has the most stupid background staff in the country

welli:

Err. . .it's alrite, no need to get all worked up hun

@9cent
Guy, you're innovative jare
I dey feel your parole

NubianQ:
Sweet guy.xx

Maynne, this is a new style ooh
Let me quickly draft my own too. . .

^{*Grabs pen and paper to draft apology letter*}
Dear Nairaland ladies. . .I the Legendary One eLdee. . .

[quote author= NubianQ]Eldee,
you don't start oh. please Kindly describe your ROD![/quote]In seven words, too-classy-for-you-get-a-hold-of

NubianQ:
Eldee,
you don't start oh. please Kindly describe your ROD! anyway i have said what i like about the opposite sex, not what i am attracted to there is a difference oh. because men could refer to boobs as something they like. if you want to know what kind of privates i like ask and i will tell.

The topic said what you loved the most, and you were like 'dicks'
You don't see us saying we like 'cunts' or sumn, meaning, not everyone here is a

Jeovy:
@Tini, you deserve to be FIFA president with this history.

Shior. . .If you think so, the what will we give Wiki for gathering the names
It pains me when people go googling stuff and killing the fun. . .
Coming here to discover new stuff was fun, I hope the moderator deletes that post
My days, all I had to do was take a part of the list and copy-pasted it on google, always works

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_(soccer)_families_of_note

Tini:
Na research o!

Research does not mean typing 'brother in football' on google

ibkaye:
damn, got me there Hmm, i will just borrow a friends

You'll have to trek to her stop

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=136506.msg2293956#msg2293956 date=1211623016]I agree, dicks come in different grades

I personally prefer them long, thick and rock hard  [/quote]Now u're talking, a description, that's what the poster asked for
My sister; Nubian, is attracted to any and every rod the Lord has designed

ibkaye:
oya, take the oyster card then, i will just apply for another one

By then you one week grounding will be over

ASL33:
Ib beware of eldee
Otherwise you will loose that ffin in a twinckle of an eye
Eldee no fuyeke that small pikin.You see he don dey find your small leg go under table. Am

Eldee u no dey hear FILE means leave me Leave am JO

Swear it's the leg of that pikin we're looking for. . .

ibkaye:
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

What maketh thou crack thine ribs?

ibkaye:
Will you shattap, yeye boy

Yepa!!! You are grounded for one week, hand me your phone, your oyster card and your credit card

NubianQ:
Agree, because thats whats so cool

You can't really say that, sumone like you, swear you're attracted to many random dicks. . .

Duduknight:
You can try dating both men and women for a period of time and then be in a better position to judge yourself.

Hehe. . .true talk

ibkaye:
i wasn't aware of this
daughter kini

See this pikin ooh, I'll report you to your mum

onyinye2:
define toast young minds want to know

Take the toastee, rub with butter and eggs
Pop into the sandwich maker, and wait for it to pop out
Then you have sucessfuly done the toasting

ibkaye:
abi o, where is the pikin, please help to find the pikin

Phew! I caught him under the table

welli:
hhehehehe,wit your daughter abi wit your wifey.ehen,re u aware that u both were joined 2gether 2 days ago?

You and who??
Ib's my daughter from me first marriage ooh

I won't say I didn't see that song coming

welli:
.m off sis.lerra

Go jare, let me have some family time with my daughter

ibkaye:
nawa o, where? we must get rid of it fast fast https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/42.gif

Yes ooh, we must catch this pikin together

I need a ass of a stripper. . .
Gimme Sade's mystique, she gotta know her way in the streets
Body from Ketoi Johnson and Kenya Moore and Apple Bottoms
Maya Angelou's brain, I think I'm on a caper to abduct a nerd from the Ivy League
and some groove from Terry McMillan
Them Angelina Jolie lips,

Put 'em together, that's a genius, a slut and a chef
And since I can't find her I guess I gotta make her. . .

P.S that's The Making of the Perfect B*tch

RampantT:
yes na. . .I'm checking on my pikins on Nairaland. . .Eldee and co 

Don't worry, we're alright, now go get sumn else to do

debosky:
@ HR

you can call me papi - thats actually the one I like. . .to go with your exoticity

^{*draws out pen and paper, starts scribblin*}
How to make a make a babe think she's beautiful by Le Prof Debosky

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=136480.msg2293405#msg2293405 date=1211588652]@ sly and eldee
siddon dia make your pant dey wear u
I'm d ultimate exotic mix. . . . . . . [/quote]Yes now, and I'm Barack Obama

@Sly
Choose your character or you are out of the game

debosky:


eldee even the Jesus needed John the Baptist. . . .I need your tutoring bro

@ still

I don't know what you are talking about, can't I ask for lessons again?

at Evaporated[/b]ness

[b]I know you will come and beg me soon, thats the part I like

There you go, reaching the heights of ashewoism
Infact, how will Mark the tax-collector baptise the Messiah?

The Sly:
Tell her Bro!!. . . I'm very sure she aint going to be able to play a toddler. . . . . .

Did I forget to add that she has a little Nigerian blood in her too?

debosky:
HR, Evaporated[/b]ness nko?

bros eldee abeg I need some tips on catching them hotties. . . do you offer coaching classes?

Ehn??
Who am I to baptise the Messiah?
With due respect, I know I'm  Legend_{-audience say it with me}Dary, but you, sire, are the 'Chosen One'

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=136480.msg2293347#msg2293347 date=1211587223]and why not

are we being racist? [/quote]I'm sorry but yeah
That post is reserved for the [b]genetic lottery winners, with a half Brazilian, half Italian mum; with the Puertorican paternal blood.
Them ones that speak english with the faint italian accent

The Sly:
Or. . . . '' *Do You Know Any Girl That Plays Guys In[b] London[/b]? Please Lets Have Their Names*''

hehehe, yeah, wasting our pages for us

RampantT:
Na you two know wetin you dey watch. . .OBJ ko OJ Simpson ni

Your movie na

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=136480.msg2293324#msg2293324 date=1211586546]HR,hotness [/quote]nah, you don't qualify

@Sly
AMEN!!! At least we'll get to catch the ugly and fat ones that have been covering their bodies all year with coats.
And those beauties that hide from the human eye shall be exposed. . .

As for lege or leqe
The bad part is that it's that kind of guy that get's to sleep on the couch after arguments
I've told him already, there is the broad way and the narrow way, the choice is his
Afterall, the narrow way always ends with the girl dumping his sorry ass and topics like 'Why are women so evil' spring up


Yeah, I've seen the movie na
Did u know Segun Arinze, the star actor died at the end