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@lege
Come, London is not the place to be Pope Benedict maynne
Ask Sly and presido, there's too many chicks for you to start slacking.
If you haven't lost the ability to appreciate God's creation, then it's not reasonable to keep limiting your gifts
Err. . .make sure you place the facts right before u start ooh, you don't want ur picture on the Daily Mirror's victim of young crimes list ooh

Sly, abeg school this bruv. . .

The Sly:
Cold what?? ?? ??

Mayne i tot u'z a bruthaz keeper? . . .

Oh, didn't know they were talking bout you bruv
I tot I saw 'Fly'

victorian:
News Flash!!!!! Usher filing for separation? I knew it will come to this and i knew Usher marraige to Tameka wont last, but i didnt know it will be so soon as 9months to "smell the coffee". I feel so sorry for Usher, he simply played into Tameka's hands, poor guy . He should have listened to his mum what do you , all think? Right or wrong?

Why're you feeling sorry for him?
It's his bizness, it's his marriage, he knows what he saw in her.
It's not our call. . .At least I'm pretty sure he settled the pre-nups
If this story is true, and if Usher is the player's player he's known to be, he'll be showing up with Leona Lewis or sum next Brit thing at the Grammy's

The Sly:
[size=20pt]What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?? ?? ?? ??[/size]

What? you got a problem with that?
You know you confessed to me at the golf course

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=136215.msg2292780#msg2292780 date=1211574771]Gearing towards an emotional affair? PRICELESS!!!!!!

Can u also predict the weather next week, predict who would win the USA elections and predict when Jesus is coming back?

I used to know a dude who begged cultists to rape his girlfriend and spare his shoes. [/quote]Hehehe, you need to like study hard to predict 'em ones

Your cultist dude had sumn more than just a feeling, it's an obsession
If he had that kind of thing for a girl, it'll lead to madness
My point is, human feelings don't need to go extreme
Just like what people call 'Love at first sight', it might be shallow, but it's a relatively strong feeling

jennykadry:
na i don't think its d thing that is cursing all this,i believe more than half of d nairalanders are feeling Hot today,and that is y they is so much commotion

Methinks, it's all the stress that has been accumulated all week

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=136215.msg2292723#msg2292723 date=1211574093]Of course the feelings are there but they are harmless. . . .
Blimey. . . .If u have a pet(dog, cat or a black mamba), after a while u must develop feelings for it. . . . If the pet dies, u may cry.
Men have feelings for gadgets(PS3, iPod, Smart fones). . . . does it mean men fall in love with objects?[/quote]Hmmn, here you go again with you all-out debate tactics
You can't possibly compare feelings for PS3's to human relationships
Oi, should I predict what you'll say next?

The Sly:
Eldee. . . . how much is the salary of David Beckham now? . .

I know, that's why I'm staying underground
But she just won't let eLDee live and let live
Sum random press dude will see this and the next thing, I'm on OK's frontpage

RampantT:
dnt repeat that plz

Let me say it in clearer terms
Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and David Becks. . .
Seriously, you really need to stop

The Sly:
Me neither!. . . .
She's verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry small for me likin' . . . .
I mean its like hulk hogan. . . dating JOJO. . . . The distance is astronomical. .
If i need me a girl. . . .I'ma get a girl of my taste and size. . .not some. . .Infant. . .

Hehehe, she seems to like comparing moi with every Tom, Brad and David
It's like she's using eLDee as a yardstick for sex appeal
It's funny at first, but after sum time, it gets sumhow

The Sly:
Mayne she's seen someone that's more handsome and intelligent than you and the person is OLUSEGUN OBASANJO. . .
Well she said it herself. . . . . . .now aint that a kick?

Hehehe, leave her with her Specsavers taste
The painful part is I'm not into her, not even if I was paid

RampantT:
am not. , and we've been saying stop for a while
yet you both keep bashing
plz, just cut it out
eldee is uglier thn OBJ jare. . he's too short for me
rebellious!!

You know deep in your mind that since the dayz of John the Baptist, till His Kingdom comes, u'll never get a guy as fly, tall, responsible, intelligent and handsome as eLDee.
End of discussion!!!

RampantT:
oh plz, dnt give me the gibberish. . every guy talks about his GF

Aight but ony when you want to boast wiv ur friends that u've got the perfect chick

I could even get caught boasting bout my escapades, but to single one out is not really gentlemanly

@Rampant
No responsible guy discusses his girlfriend or ex, this topic is so freakin disrespectful. . .

Besides is it possible to have a female player? The last time I checked they were easily known as b*tches

RampantT:
I heard she was a gentle caring lady. .
greet her for me

Yeah, unlike her lil baby sister rampant

RampantT:
you're my hero jare

You sound cool enough. . meet you on the otherside
you and who?

Eldee and Morenike

jennykadry:
@poster

my humble advise ,rampant will dump u soon just d way she dumped

sly
bawomolo
debosky
stephen
4play
frank
dapsy
eldee
xerxes
4him
and so on,

wish u luck though

Nah, she didn't dump me, I just got tired of her when Adesuwa came calling
Man got game hun

4 Play:
This just confirms what we have always said,Arsenal fans know as much about football as a goat knows about the theory of relativity.

Any person who watches Ligue 1 will know that Nasri is no where near world-class at the moment.Someone even noted that he has been tagged "the next Zidane" . . . . . so also where Steed Malbranque,Bruno Cheyrou and Anthony Le Tallec.

Folks google things and pretend they know what they are talking about.Nasir may well turn out to be a world-class player later in the future but at the moment,he is not a solution to Arsenal's problems in the short-term.

Come to think of it, there was no place where I mentioned that I saw Nasri play
Infact the only times I've seen him at top game are the couple of internationals he's been in.
Apart from that it's just the clips from Sky Sports, Arsenal TV and that's it.

My point is that, with the few cameos I've seen of him, there's no way any sane person can term him a mediocre.
It's a very simple thing, watch his clips, and tell me you don't see some Zizou-esque traits in him
Tell me you don't see talent, I promise you, it'll be the last time any Arsenal fan will talk about him.
But to just stand up and say, 'he cannot make an impact in the Arsenal team' or 'he is sum next mediocre dude' is just BS.
As I said before, he's not the only player AW will sign.

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=16992.msg2286609#msg2286609 date=1211466344]@ Eldee,

Anyone can be called the next Zidane or Maradona. . . . .
The media spew buffoonery everytime to sell their classless tabloids.
You want to compare Benzema to Nasri? Nasri will cost y'all 15 mil Euros. . . .How much do u think Benzema will go for?
Blimey. . . . .do the math!!!!!![/quote]Obvioulsy, he plays for Lyon, a UCL class team
If they want to release him, he'll be round 18-20mil
You can't really use that to judge both of em, a 20-year old playmaker is scarce to find in football
But a twenty year old midfield hot-prospect is out-of-this-world

@Xerxes
How will an ordinary player be called the next Zidane?
Believe me, in France, Nasri is at par with Benzema, if not higher
Fergie's chasing Benzema, now who's chasing substandard players?

steaming:
That's why he is a baby. Football politics should not be brought into your relationship. Someday he would refuse his son school fees because his club lost to his son's. Well maybe, you should consider chelsea.

Thank God my man does not worship this new religion of football.

He's not a baby, he's only depressed about sumn. . .
Everyone has sumn they're passionate about, and his just happened to be the Chavs.
And who said he brought it into the relationship?

He acted mature by restricting conversation in order not to say sum things in that state.
At that state of mind, all that was in his mind was anger at Anelka and Drogba, trust me, you don't want to hear him speak in that kind of situation.
Besides, all that wears off after one or two days, and that the end.

PS. . .Losing to your archenemies in the Champion's League to your sworn enemies is the worst team that can happen to any fan.
It doesn't get any worse than this, so you can be sure he'll never stop paying his son's fees

zheroes:
@ eldee,


forgo sex for one year because of my team, then a million pounds should be resting in my account from the club, and thats still no guarantee, because the sweetness is unimaginable, its better experienced.

Err sorry but all you get is boasting rights
There many fans that spend the equivalent of their mortgage money on season tickets
Now that's who they should be paying

viogirl:
My baby is transferring his aggression on me because my club won and his lost. please i need 2 get the juice back into our romance life as soon as possible.

Methinks your guy is a true example of the average football fan
The matter is simple, either become a Chelsea fan or pray that Chelsea wins the UCL next year.
If not, na u know ooh _{Just kidding}

But seriously,do you know in a recent poll, 80% of a sample collection of football fans said they'll rather go watch their team play than go on a date with their girls?
75% of the fans said they could forgo sex for one year to see their teams win the FA Cup.
Have you ever heard when a goal is termed 'sweeter than sex'?

Anyways just give him sum time, if you watch football you'll know how much it means to lose in a Cup final not to talk of the most important game in Chelsea history.
He needs space to get over it, maybe a week or sumn.
I think this is a learning process for you, at least you've seen him at he's worst, it's now your choice to see if you'll see him through this or find the next train ticket.

debosky:
It takes Brains to avoid injuries?    Eldee please tell me you're taking the piss 

I give him credit for his headed goals and 'nack' for being in the 18, but make no mistakes about it - in terms of positional sense, he is the WORST striker on our books - offsides show the evidence clearly. Headed goals, yes, but there's a lot more he needs to add.

ONE CHANCE out of 10?? When he is not Theo Walcott at 19 or some other kid?? Please much much better is expected by a striker wanting to claim top dog at Arsenal FC - look back at our traditions - Bergkamp, Ian Right, Henry, Anelka. . .Ade obviously needs to step up his game in the missing areas.

Gunner 1915 

Hehehe, I didn't mean it to come out that way
What I was saying is that, the Arsenal style of play leaves the whole team prone to injuries
That's the main reason why the cases of injury prone players worsen easily.
No opponent enjoys the way we kick the ball about, but Ade's perfect positioning tactics have helped him to be one of our most consistent players, apart from the defenders.

As a natural second striker in the Kanu-esque fashion, he has suceeded in improving his game visibly.
Can you say it yourself that Ade has not improved since he came?
Thirty goals in you second full season is the dream of any striker. . .

@4play
Please tell me what seperates Nasri from Benzema?
Who beat Benzema to the French Young Player award last year?
And who said Nasri is the only player AW is after?

debosky:
Drogba the muppet. . .why did he slap Vidic?

Now he's ruined this final with his idiocy.

Methinks it's just the psychological pressure that got to him

ibkaye:
some men are beasts, same goes for women

Hmmn, coming from my 10 year old kid, most intelligent post so far
Eldee din't raise no fool

kaydee:
Please sell this mofo to Barca and get Dos Santos + money,Let them have Hleb too so we can get more money for Diego.We need midfielders that can shoot.Even if he gets a penalty,Hleb will pass the ball and that Ade really fluked it this season.Aghahowa woulda scored almost the same amount of goals in his position and Torres woulda doubled CR's figure in his shoes.

@ Debosky
You were rooting for this Ade guy then,what happened?Now You know why i say he's so lucky to be a gunner.

What position are you talking about
Is it the same position Henry and Van Persie struggled to score from last season?
I know the next you'll say is 'They were injured'
Do you think it's easy for a player to keep off injuries?
Believe me, it takes brains to know how to avoid injuries.
He's gamestyle of sneaking inbetween defenders is amazing.
If that's not technical know-how, then please explain to me

Ade has given us aerial power, it's hard for you to find that kind of old fashioned striker.
He was alone upfront, even Henry, Tevez and Rooney cannot boast of such qualities.
How many goals did Henry score with his head in the whole of his Arsenal career?
Go dust your World Cup 2002 DVDs and see how hard it was for Henry to play alone up front.
Ade can adapt to an Arsenal Plan-B, he's an asset.

Even though out of ten chances, he gets offside five times, misfires four and scores one
Tell me what other striker can mysteriously appear in the box-16 when everyone's still playing knockabout?
Definitely not Henry, he's a knockabout master too.

And what did I hear you saying bout dosSantos?
Here you are talking about shootin midfielders and you mention dos Santos?
Please pass the blunt to Debosky, at least it's not affecting him too much

LadyT:
hisssss@eldee

Rubbish!

Don't cry hun

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=135341.msg2277075#msg2277075 date=1211240667]I should direct ma rage to VIOLENT GAYS. . . . .How do i tell a violent gay from a non-violent one.
Lemme guess. . . . .GAYS have violence written on their foreheads, don't they.
I just provided a list that the top serial killers and the worst mass murderers are gays and u still want me to do the task of sifting through the ones that are violent from the non-violent ones.
It's impossible to SCORE with this generation of youths. . . .Lil' wonder a journalist called it the LOST GENERATION.

Fornicators would scale through if those laws are applied in this millennium.
The level of exposure the females display at this time of the year is enough to convict every young man. [/quote]And Mr Xerxes goes all philosophical
Three days ago, it was alrite to Bleep ten men in one day
Now it's the HOLY BOOKS you turn to

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=135341.msg2277057#msg2277057 date=1211239619]There are more acceptable crimes. . . . .don't come here to preach heresy.
This is why some criminals will get their wrists slapped and some will be sentenced to death by hanging. . . . .In your world, u are saying a shop-lifter and a serial killer should get the same form of punishment?  I give up . . . . .
Why should u gas prostitutes? Are they violent? Do they rape their clients?
Please tell me anutha story.

Tolerance? Are u shitting me?
Okay. . . . . . when u have a son. . . . .let him go play with a gay in the name of tolerance. . .
Eldee, forget tolerance. . . . .

In the Mosaic days in the Bible, these people were not allowed to live among humans.
I doubt there was any homosexual incident recorded when the God's people were in the wilderness.
Homie, i say lets go ZERO TOLERANCE on this poofs. . . . . .Kill a gay, pick $1,000 from DWP. [/quote]In the mosaic days of the Bible, fornicators will be stoned to death
Liars will need to present sacrifice
You can't survive in that kind of time

LadyT:
I couldnt even understand have the shit this joker posted.

If you like your pee pee where it is and don't want it removed with a blunt knife you better fix up and stop the rubbish!

It's english Ma'am
Finding it hard to choos between a 'Lil Kim' and 'Alicia Keys'

Hope I've broken it down to a level even you will understand

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=135341.msg2277039#msg2277039 date=1211238634]@ Eldee,

Is that your escape?
10 mins ago. . . . . a poof was saying gays display more human affection than heterosexuals.

A study of 518 sexually-tinged mass murders in the US. from 1966 to 1983 determined that 350 (68%) of the victims were killed by those who practiced homosexuality and that 19 (44%) of the 43 murderers were bisexuals or homosexuals.

Though probably less than a majority of mass murderers are homosexual, given that no more than 3% of the populace is gay, homosexual murderers show up much more frequently than one would expect (even Richard Speck engaged in homosexuality).

Along with serial murder, there appears to be a connection between homosexuality and murder. Evidence from before the gay rights movement is limited. Of 444 homicides in one jurisdiction from 1955-1973, investigators noted 5 clear "sexual motivation" murders. Three of the 5 involved homosexuality and 2 involved heterosexuality.

Please believe me, most gays are violent.[/quote]Most mass murderers are gay because they're rejected by the society
Thank God the UK has started advocating gay rights now and see the reduction in the number of gay mass murderers.
Tolerance is the only way we can stop this. . .

And as I said before, the ones that don't rape or molest children should have their rights protected.

[quote author=Xerxes. link=topic=135341.msg2277001#msg2277001 date=1211237180]Yet anutha waste of bandwidth from a spastic lummox.
You have the brain capacity of a culex mosquito which is why u think every successful Nigerian are looters and armed-robbers like the members of your clan.
An autistic savant like u does not even deserve ma attention. . . . . How poofs like u get to use the internet unmonitored in all these adult education classes in Nigeria is becoming alarming.
What a pillock!!!!

@ Eldee,

You can bring your own hypothesis.

However, read this:

The top six US. male serial killers were all gay:

• Donald Harvey claimed 37 victims in Kentucky;

• John Wayne Gacy raped and killed 33 boys in Chicago, burying them under his house and in his yard;

• Patrick Kearney accounted for 32, cutting his victims into small pieces after sex and leaving them in trash bags along the Los Angeles freeways;

• Bruce Davis molested and killed 27 young men and boys in Illinois;

• A gay sex-murder-torture ring (Corll-Henley-Brooks) sent 27 Texas men and boys to their grave; and

• Juan Corona was convicted of murdering 25 migrant workers (he "made love" with their corpses).

Do u need more clarifications?? . . . .[/quote]90% of the worlds top terrorists are heterosexuals

1)Hitler: Was married but a commander of the Jewish Holocaust, clearing 2/3 of God's Own People
2)Nero: Was another notorious heterosexual killer, setup gladiator fights for fun
3)Osama Bin Laden: Needs no introduction, 911 mastermind, has a son etc

Need any more clarification