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[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132029.msg2228089#msg2228089 date=1210030828]@ Eldee,

Show your pics to Stillwater. . .
She's been dying for one in the last 4 hrs. . .
Show him how UK geezers grind!!!!!!!!

@ Vivaladiva,

So who the Bleep are ya?[/quote]Nah, J-girl will kill me
She'll accuse me of cheating
She begged me for five hours fifteen minutes  

stillwater:
Still waiting for a pic!!!!!!!!!

I don't want to get banned
I still love nairaland, forget the fact that we have the good, the bad and 'the dangermouse'

@Naja haje
The war between Fine and Facially Challenged

@Jackal
Intel from my end has it that this dude cannot look okay to save the Pope's life

dangermous:
Na so so noise this one just dey make. Only to find out say e look like Bash Ali victim

You see wher you fail, instead of you to take notes, ur hating

@StephenP
Not that there's what
Chei, it is wrong ooh, it's only in front of whites i'm not homophobic ooh

@Jackal
Then what was Toyin looking at there
Hmmn, let's see, do you have your postcode or digits there?

@Najaheje
My sister na beef ooh

@stillwater
it's on PPV

@D-reloaded
_{I concur}

@toyin
hmmn, u said i look like a cockroach
point noted, do crawl back to me ooh

@Stephen
Don't you know t's against the code to be caught looking at a babe's pic

@Jackal
That's for moi jare

Why did you show Cadet ur pic
Now she's been staring at ur profile for 9.30 minutes

@Sly
kini, deny it na

Cadet:
who's pic?
I said Debo is hot!1 what am I laying abck about?


Eldee ran away!! LMAO!!




You PPL ARE JOKERS!!

See this one ooh, I went investigating
Look at my findings

StephenP
11:52:40 PM Editing the profile of StephenP.

Sly
11:53:22 PM Viewing the topic Breast Awareness.

tboy1
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Cadet
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Cougar
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StephenP
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[quote author=jackal ]You should retract that statement. . . .
Dont compare UK geezers to y'all boys. . .
The fact that we don't have our pics displayed don't mean shyte. . .
SLY and ELDEE are contenders for Mr UK, so do the math!!!![/quote]Hmmn, StephenP lives in the Uk now ooh
Though we ordained him into 'The Order of the Fly ' today
I took the decision in your absence, I apologise

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2227923#msg2227923 date=1210027416]LOL! You know i'll never post the real one! It's my pic skilled by photoshop [/quote]You've got photoshop skills too, dayuum
Please don't let them close down nland ooh

@Sly
Leave Toyin
She's just consoling herself


@StephenP
Yeah well done, for putting up another pic after the induction
but two in one day??
And this one will cause more trouble

jennykadry:
Let's see
yanga dey sleep trouble come wake am up

elder abi eldee wats my name doing diaaaaaa

*inject miss yanga with sleeping drugs*

@j-girl
Let me go check it hun
Infact, do I need to? 'La Belle One'

@debo
It's already started ohh

@stillwater
my pic? ask toyin
she's got it, it's her wallpaper

stillwater:
@ eldee

You can as well put your pic on so I can view yours.

No ooh

@StephenP
My days, I never suceeded in getting a dude to check my pic
By the power vested in me, I hereby ordain you into 'Order du Les Fly'

stillwater:
Why did you change your pic?

Let's see
eldee 11:11:54 PM Viewing Who's Online.

j-girl  11:11:52 PM Viewing j-girl's profile.

LadyT  11:11:53 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

stillwater 11:11:54 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

jennykandry  11:11:52 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

StephenP 11:11:52 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

Cadet 11:11:53 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.

@desodgi   11:11:51 PM Viewing StephenP's profile.  

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2227696#msg2227696 date=1210022601]Stillwater - just because you love Sly's potbelly doesn't mean i do o. I'm not complaining about my eldee - thank you!

Eldee - hope you don't have a potbelly [/quote]Ehn, did i hear you say potbelly?
I hate it with all my existence, chei

After all these years of not eating eba

stillwater:
Eldee dey there, j girl loves potbellies, this is a fact. That's why she can't coherently relay her feelings to you . You'd better start grooming one yourself to get her attention.

So you're attracted to potbellies

Hmmn coming from ib, I love this advice ooh

stillwater:
Abeg carry your potbelly to j girl,Lady T and the host of others!!!!!!!

I'm warning you nairalanders ooh
On nairaland, we have The Good, The Bad and The Hotfunmi
Why must you guys link mon cherie to potbellies

vivaladiva:
for the record i didnt grow up in manchester and i havent been since i was little
so if they are mad in manchester
my madness is from london town
don't get it twisted

Abeg ooh, Please, leave your rantings to Manchester

The Sly:
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarap!!! Na who dash This Monkeyan Banana. . .
Lazy man like me self dey like better thing!

See Sly ooh, you self like better thing
Out of the over 100000 chicks on nland
Hmmn, don't cross my lane ooh

vivaladiva:
all u nija men are moi moi with time you will all succum to the authority of vivaladiva
whether u like it or not
i am here to start the social revolution that is needed
what is good for the goose if fucking good for the gander

If you got a thousand pounds for every time you spit out supidity, you'll be worth £330, 034 now

The Sly:
Jackal. . . .Leave J-girl alone. . . . .she would come back here to beg very soon by the time we lay our hands on her.
About D-reloaded. . . .I'm still thinking of what to do with her. . .I don't know whats wrong with her. . maybe her Chinese Bf is back again. .

J-girl. . . . you have been warned. . . . .The princess of chicken. . .

Sly, Jackal, hmmn i'm warning you guys ooh
Out of all the Nairaland chicks, you're choosing to pick on my J-girl

pahtahkee:
Your statement should go to the men she made advances towards. The men she wanted to meet at 9pm Saturday evening in Central London.

Err, are you talking about Mr Stephen?
Hmmn, wonder how he was going to survive on that kind of date
Posts are suckers, they're like X-rays, they expose your identity before you see them coming

@poster
Self Educated 70% of Nigerian students in the UK are self educated

Red Passport? Should we take a random sample even here on Nairaland and see how many people have it?
Infact only God knows where my passport is self.
The last time I used it was when I needed a new bank account. So watchu saying

Methinks your man is the one taking all the shit
Cus, you've unecessarily insulted almost everyone on this thread.
How does the poor dude manage to breathe in a house with a loady that's rude, lazy and outright disorderly.
My dayz, you even hate cooking

@lysa
don't know what that one means, i'll take as 'u alrite sweetheart'

Yeah I'm fine, how are the children

lysaa:
decode please

Cash Rules Everything Arround Me

@topic
yeah, waiting for ur next request my lady

Not sure what's worth dying for

@lysaa
hey sista from the same forefather, ovokhian _{err hope i'm correct}

^{*bus comes and splashes muddy water on cadet and nella*}
@cadet
eeyah, sorry ooh, you want to' come change in my house? i'll use my machine and dry it while you wait _{in a towel}

one thing is for sure, the best of Germany cannot beat the best of Russia in a knockout

Abeg tkb no dey vex me
Who told you St Petersburg is the Best team in Russia
Have you forgotten of CSKA Moscow, Spartak Moscow and Locomotiv?
Let's be honest, when was the first time you saw the name of this team?
CSKA will pip their asses without goal bonuses, anyday.
I even heard the commentator saying they've been arround for over hundred years and 2007 is the first time they've won the Russian Premier League.
Bayern are just heavyspending pricks
You need to see the way Lahm was turned useless, he was Hoyte in German skin
And I meant Gavin Hoyte ooh

@lubracasi
What of in Nigeria? Are we forgetting tribalism here?
Recently an Igbo guy told me he can marry a White, Chinese, South African or even Congolese lady but he can't just stand a Delta Igbo chick.
What do you want to say of that?
Don't you read the papers?

landis:
exactly.

well no place like home. If the english did not take care of their london, people wont have gone there.

go back home and get things done instead of allowing weak minded to ruin things.

Hmmn, Nigerians cannot be logical and foward-thinking to save the Pope's life
What will over five million people returning to Lagos do for us? Higher population density and more trouble.

What suprises me is the fact that the London elections shows that the Black and other ethnic minorites don't have a voice
I mean for sumone that supports the South African killings to be elected as Mayor, fairly, then Blacks an Asians are totally doomed.
I wonder how he plans to carry out the policies, methinks he'll start by increasing foreigners' taxes.

The worst part of it is that the man talks anyhow, especially on 'The Spectator'
He once said 'Blacks have lower IQ's than whites'

dominique:
how about indeginous black londoners, where do you want them to go.

My point exactly

He also seems to forget that it affect Nigeria directly or indirectly

Infact you don't want to know what will happen if all the Nigerians abroad come back home in a short time
You ever heard of population explosion?
Currently, more Nigerians go abroad than into Nigeria
You'll then know what China's facing
Remember that no one will leave London to come and live in Abakaliki
So Lagos bear it all and maybe Abuja