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@dangermous
Oi, leave ib alone, she's my first and only baby
I don't want her to learn strong words

ibkaye:
cheii, see flirting o

Will you sharap dia!!!
Who even thought you how to spell that word

Cadet:
LOL! Blackmailing you ke? babe, am Whitemailing you o

Front page of Nairaland? We have a Nairaland newspaper? lol

Anywaz, laterz, am going out!

Going out to where
If I see any new topic ehn, I'll make sure that my threat comes to pass oh
Choose your clicks wisely

Cadet:
The truth to what? see you! you're already shaking Shaking in that leather boot of yours.
Eldee, eldee, eldee, abeg, put picshur jare.
Let me get ready for the news. how about


"Nairaland ladies, what do you think about sport's super hot Eldee?"

"Why is Eldee jealous of supposedly "sexy chocolate" of Nairaland, Stephen? Did he steal her girl?"

I can think up more hehehhe

Are you blackmailing me?
I swear I'll create my one and it's going to shake nairaland.

It'll be a collaboration with Sly, Ib and your worst enemies, it will make nland frontpage

Cadet:
Is that what you think?
hehehehe! Eldee, are you trying me?


One more post and I'm doing it!

Hehehe, see this one, you don't know who u're dealing with
I'aint scared of ya hun, everyone knows the thruth

Cadet:
Oh no!!! Who said it's about the pix, eldee, I'm making another "news", like last time.
Thank me later

Nah, I bin keeping a clean slate hun
Been watching ma loopholes carefully

Cadet:
Ok,I'll create the new thread for you, today.
Dnt try me, you know am crazy enough to do it. Or have you forgotten?

You don't even have the pic
So ur 'werre' is not doing anything here

Cadet:
Hey handsome, what are you laughing at?
So you finally showed her that pic?

It was just wondering why the dude saw this argument as a 'blank cheque'
Guess he didn't type all this while because he was there typing up the whole thingy

Moi pic, nah. . .I bought time now
My cam broke, and I'm not posting sum next baby pic that'll make a new thread

lol@Toyin

LadyT:
Eldee hush up please babes!!!
Where did you get your degree in bullshit ( I still loff you babes).
Ladies ignore these guys!

I'm not saying we guys are 'holier than thou', We eat like hell too
But the difference is, we burn our calories faster

Every simple thing like watching football _{you need to see goal celebrations}, exercising, and just natural male system helps.
My mum even tells my sis to 'eat like a lady', that's a simple flawless piece of advice.

@dee02
LMAO!!!
Your imagery is flawless
They think it's spite
Next they tell you they have Beyonce's shape, even Beyonce has gone to trim herself
Oprah, the all powerful 'I am beautiful no matter what you say' woman has gone trimming too
Let's wait for the next one, maybe 'the Phat Girls' lady- monique-

StephenP:
[size=13pt]How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?[/size]

Bruv, chei!!! You ever heard of sampling a random distribution?
As I told aloib the other day, when you want to check how many bad eggs you've got in a poultry, you don't need to break all the eggs.
Dude, this is high school economics
Eba, Beans, Fried eggs, Agege bread, Ogbolo, Pounded yam, should I continue?

By the way this topic has already been trashed on nigerian TV stations  many times.

You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne
Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.
Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that.

They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.

Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems.
Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo

Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable
But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy.

jennykadry:
im not complaining sweetie because im sure u men wont give any replies ,reason is because u always run away from d truth,like d coward which u all are

Giving replies to what?
Run away from truth? I'm still yet to see a 20-35 year old nigerian man with sagging boobs
So, I'm actually not in the position to discuss this

Hmmn, I'm helping you now, it's become 'Hangout with eLDee and Jenny'

@audience
Please foward your questions

jennykadry:
what truth?it ought to be assumptions and not truth

The bad thing is that the truth is now documented, everyone can see it on nland
Methinks that's what's burning u lot

jennykadry:
stop diverting ,im sure eldee u belong to this category men wt[b] pimpopim breasts[/b] on their chests

Oi, you failing woefully at this
If you want to push my buttons you've got to put in more effort switheart

Let me even suggest better ones try 'Nigerian Guys Don't Brush Thier Teeth'

For now, this thread is almost a soliloquy, you're doing all the asking and answering

@jennykadry
Yeah right
You're looking to revenge the packages of truths u've been seeing on Nairaland lately and this is all you could do?
My dayz, sorry ehn

Methinks we should just rename this thread, 'Hangout with Jenny'

@Sly
Ose o jare
Don't mind these ladies trying to win the pity game

LadyT:
You guys are cracking me up LOL
eldee don't you dare post stuff about two chicks who are mentally ill!!!

How many topics have YOU men posted dissing us african queens hmmmmm

Should I go bring more posts?
Like the ones where ladiez say we're not mean cause we don't kiss their asses?

rikkyen: I so much hate this "Anti- Nigerian girls thread" opened on a minute basis.

This trend was evolving just couple of months ago, but now it has become an habit on this message board.

Oh ma freaking dayz
Are we forgetting the hotfunmis and the vivaladivs of Nairaland?
Are we forgetting threads like this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-131808.0.html

vivaladiva: 99% of my female friends have been molested at one point in their lifes by a family member or their fathers friend etc, especially when they started growing breast.  why do we nigerians like to sweep this issue under the carpet. if this behaviour is so prevalent in the country, why isnt any one talking?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-131808.0.html

I like the way way you play/
I like the way you tackle when the ball is on its way/

As Psquare said once, rhyme na by force??

Abeg this dude should stick to whatever kind of music he sang before, rap is not his thing

[quote author= Arsene Wenger]I must say I am disappointed that he did that but legally he can do it[/quote]

Arsene Wenger: We were close this year but we did not win and what I expect from my team is for them to say 'let's come back next year and win'

Arsene Wenger: If our players are not capable of doing that and just want to walk out for bigger contracts, for me that would be the biggest disappointment

Arsene Wenger: If they cannot do that then it means I was wrong completely in my whole judgement of this team

Arsene Wenger: So let's come back and show we are winners. That is the real target of the team

In The Sun's special dictionary that the general public has no acess to, this quotes from Wenger equate with the word 'blasts'
I don't know why they made their papers 20p if they're this desperate to make money
My dayz, how does this correlate 'blast' ?

@landis and lucrabasi
I would have loved to start trashing out how overpopulation will affect Lagos but I'll just advice you to google any of the dense Asian cities.
Obviously u're the first person seeing any advantage in overpopulation.

Besides this matter has been trashed and trashed again on other threads
I'm not willing to add this one to the Nigerians in Nigeria Vs Nigerians in Diaspora threads

@Ibime
The UK is not like Nigeria where votes don't count
Here, even if the people are stupid, there decision still counts

Imagine when one of my lecturers was saying that the best way to get votes is to visit the universities
The vote of the uneducated 18 year old pub-resident values as much as that of the educated economist

Obviously, they all voted out of anger. . .and not the policies of both parties
Boris rode on the backs of the stressed-up average man on the street to win
Even Gordon Brown is too scared to hold an election now, he'll get beaten silly

presido1:
Generally Britain is a racist country but they try not to make it open because Labour is in power. Whenever their is election around the corner Immigration will be the point of discussion.

If DC Conservative wins the general election whenever its coming up believe me the MT era will be better and Briatin Economy will suffer as in then. They don't care if you are a born Brit as far as you have a diff colour.

Whatever labour is suffering now is as a result of TB's foreign and domestic policy. If he did not sent British troops to Iraq i believe you shouldn't have been pushed out from No 12 and even if he quits at his own will he will be in cordial relationship with GB and as such will be giving a helping hand on how the labour party is run. Their is Even a report quoting him(TB) that GB cannot be able to win DC which is obvious going by the look of things at the moment and the fact that GB is too slow in decision taking.

You can't actually say The UK is racist.
Even when you look at MLK's I have a dream speech, u'll notice that he never said there'll not still be differences
He said they'll learn to accept the differences
They'll sit down together as brothers.

There'll always be that feeling that he's black, he's white but it's forgotten and does not affect anything.
We've seen black people engraving their names in different fields.

The difference with Boris is that he was openly racist, as in intolerant.
He was an editor at 'The Spectator' when a racially insultive header like 'Blacks Have Lower IQ's' came out and he supported it.

Bout immigration, you have to accept that it's their biggest problem
Whats the ratio of Immigration:Emigration in UK?

My problem is the fact that, Boris might want to take a more radical way to tackle the problem.
That's a big issue. And no one will blame him, he rode to power on the backs of a bad government
The tougher the decisions he makes, the more praise he gets.

Jackal: @ Eldee,

Dont predict now. . . .

Aight

@motunrayo
i warned you dint I?

@StephenP
Hmmn, dialup ko, don't know why you've got a tracker in my room

Anyways I'm going jare
Nice doing a vigil with you guys

@chimsidi
why's u quoting urself

@tunrayo
ur always always welcome baby

@motunrayo
what of me that wante to post it nko

@StephenP
Sword or Gun
Make your choice, which would you rather had me kill you with

@Jackal
Do you want me to predict what u'll do next

@Stephen
you stole that off ma keyboard
Now show me where the flipping CCTV cam is

Cadet:
lmao!! babe, you're a joke
I love that one show them and shut them up

No ooh, do you know how long ago I took that one?
they'll laugh at me ooh

@motunrayo
hmmn, avoid sly like a plague ooh
he's the most notorious ashewo on nland
if u don't believe moi, ask anyone

@toyin
come help me ooh
the only pic i've got on me phone is the freaky one with the mic, u know the spray

@tunrayo
ask them ooh

[quote author=motun_rayo link=topic=132029.msg2228187#msg2228187 date=1210032850]Woah woah woah, leave Jersey out of this[/quote]Repping ur end innit, brap brap
But why've u guys got a womens' psychiatric hospitals??

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132029.msg2228176#msg2228176 date=1210032648]enough with the ganging up on dangermouse jare. It's not even entertaining

It's like when big kids make fun of the small retard. Not cool.[/quote]Seems I'm the only beefproof person in da house

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2228175#msg2228175 date=1210032637]
Do you realize this is tearing us apart?
Sly is having a field day with this.[/quote]Nah, nothing can tear us apart
Height, depth, soccer religion, UCL

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2228160#msg2228160 date=1210032290]i think i'm about to move back to your cheating self! I can't believe he won't show me his pic.[/quote]Baby it's not like that
I explained already, the only reason I showed it on Sunday was because there was no crowd

The Sly:
Nahh. . . .Too oily for my liking. . . . give it to eldee. . . .im conceited

Nahh, I'll pass, give it to Jackal

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2228141#msg2228141 date=1210031987]Eldee has no space for her lips. Excuse me! [/quote]Don't mind them jare

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=132029.msg2228112#msg2228112 date=1210031298]AND HE STILL DID NOT SHOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote]I can't believe this, that was only the third time I've put my pic on nland
And u're telling me I didn't?

Aight maybe next time I'll leave it for five minutes instead

@toyin
hmmmn