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@j-girl
Ehn I know toyin won't give you, Sly hates me, so who's going to give you

@motunrayo
i mean the background, looks like my school's student union restaurant

@Sly
Bruv choose one, J-girl or LadyT
If you choose LadyT she'll castrate you, choose j-girl and I'll shank you

@Toyin
Yeeh, I'll tell Stephen ooh

@motunrayo
I think i've seen that ur end before

@LadyT
Couldn't have been said any better
Sly invented toasterism

@j-girl
I told you, three minutes only, u lost your chance
It's now on ppv

@j-girl
The bugatti pic init, just add me now

@Toyin
Well done ooh, be trying to spoil my runs
Because I refused to wink back at you, you're hating

@Sly
Leave j-girl alone or else

@j-girl
Hmmn, that's my dream come true
What's ur yim so I can send the pic

@Sly
Don't let me catch you

@motunrayo
eeyah

@nobleprince
Yes or no, did u see my pic?

@motunrayo
Hmmn, you too?
How did it happen that both of you didn't see it, ehn?
You guys scare me, how sure am I that u're not just looking for a way to make it ur screensaver?


@Sly
Haba, please oh, don't put me in trouble ooh
Usher ke

@motunrayo
how will you sell a picture of a car?
Anyways, it's ur choice, u're allowed to do whatever you want with it

@jgirl
If I happened to give you, err, what will I get in return?

@j-girl
How come Sly saw it, motunrayo saw it, but you didn't
Hmmn, do I smell 419 here, or is it because you didnt have enough time to save it?

@motunrayo
yes ooh, infact have faith, it might just be my graduation present to you

@Sly
With my brother spendin that much on a car, I'll be his best friend, best brother, best pal, best everthing

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131721.msg2221694#msg2221694 date=1209909628]eldee, i'm waiting right here.
Sly - what happened on Facebook? Yeye boy! You're even egging him on.

nobleprinc, where's your own pic? Girls have to know what they're applying for now![/quote]I told you three minutes, so i took it off already

@Sly
It's not like they'll believe you, so let's leave it like that

Siena:
Cool. I thought it was 47 days till you took delivery of a Bugatti Veyron.

Hehehe, Dreams

@j-girl
Aight, three minutes, are you ready?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131632.msg2221666#msg2221666 date=1209908903]@ motun_rayo, are you just doing the conversion. I've already converted it to naira (207,500,000). [/quote]Great minds think alike, I was already countin how many Abuja and Lagos Estates I can buy with that amount
Hmmn, VGC, CBN Quarters, Cooperative Villa

@sly
I will prefer to die with the car than to let my brother cut me bit by bit

@j-girl
The last time I put up my pic, I had 750 offline messages on msn and 893 on yim
Yahoo and Microsoft sued me for illegally creating a whole new forum under their network
Nairaland lost strong membership because everyone switched to yim chatting, worst of all,I got banned
Do we want all these to happen again?
Now, they're nominating me for 'Le Hot' but I've stepped down, you guys shld let me be jare

@motunrayo
Aight, I'll let you have the most beautiful. You just happen to be what nobleprinc is looking for

@Sly
Like sumone rightly asked, Is the brother that bashed the car still alive?
God should have mercy on him and let him die ooh, or else

@nobleprince
Still waiting for your coursework ooh. Especially as you feel u're Brad Pitt after being here for only one week

[quote author=motun_rayo link=topic=131721.msg2221602#msg2221602 date=1209907164]@eldee
LOL, How about you agree to being the most beautiful male and I the most beautiful female?[/quote]Aight, I'll leave the whole beautiful thingy for you, I'll take a new title 'Le Fly One'
Are you satisfied now? or are you just dying to let everyone know how beautiful people are meant to be together

@motun_rayo
Aww. . .I know you wanted to nominate me, but nah, I don't do men
Aight, let me nominate you, cus u're the next hottest after moi

@nobleprinc
Why do you think you deserve to date and marry the most beautiful nlander?

Write an essay on that topic, not less than 500 words.

OsunAmazon: Do we also have a name for 45 yr old men getting jiggy with 22 yr old women? Why is life and society so unfair to women?

Err. . .ever heard of the phrase 'sugar-daddy'

Err. . .I'm hearing nothing

C.R.E.T.A.M (Cash rules every thing around me)

That is so my new sig

In Your Hands- Hillsong

amodu:
Avram Grant was given a hundred million pounds for the transfer market.

From this he wants to lure in Messi for 80 million pounds and will be left with just 20 million pounds.

Can 20 million pounds buy 5 more players?

Do people still think like this? How can you say he wants to buy a player for eighty million pounds?
Or does Messi have a V8 engine in his legs?
My dayz, please quit the Complete Sports analysis
No player will be bought at a price above £45mil till Bill Gates buys Derby County. . .

OsunAmazon:
Frugal economist. You sound like you cannot spend more than $20 on an engagement ring. Do your thing bro as long as you don't go near JGIRL because she'll shoot you darts.

See this bruv using 'tongue in cheek's for me
I was sixteen when I started getting jewelry of £50 and above for lovestoned chicks
Infact I know how a girl feels when she goes to her friends and shows them gifts from her boyfriend _{trust me I know}

My problem is when you compare the engagement ring to the basic necessities of life; Food, Shelter, Hapiness and Transport
When you start paying for the engagement ring like you're paying mortgage, then it's a problem
Think of it like this, why spend $5000 of your £60k pretax on an engagement ring of six months when you can spend it on a wedding ring for a life-time

@Gamine
I think it's alright to live the life of 'em 'Sex and the City' sisters
But come to think of it, After everything, the feeling of goig to bed alone at sixty should be what u're thinking of.
Remember that you'll have to be taken to care homes, even after you accumulated millions.
Life ain't just fun being single, it's feels good knowing there's like four people(your kids) you'll gladly take a bullet for anyday.
The feeling of having to watch them grow, and start asking you about boyfriends
Seriously, I can't wait to live that kind of life, but I'm mos def not going the Tuface way

OMO IBO:
i wonder when naija women will stop bashing naija men directly and indirectly.

When Nassarawa United wins the English Premier League

osunamazon: True, same goes to education, cars, marriage itself, food etc all is vanity but shall we discard them because they are vanities?

Education, cars, marriage all go a long way in assisting us make our life on earh pleasurable.
The difference is that the power of the engagement ring dies on the wedding day. It becomes just another stone with a metal band on it.
Infact its prime is only that next day when she shows her friends how much he bought it, it gets forgotten after that.

How do you know its not going to court? If the guy does anything stupid, she needs to have a back up plan.

There have been many cases like this that have been killed before they lived
Now if she's got a strong legal stronghold, there's nothing wrong with that

But the problem is if she decides to play dirty, or a backup like you suggested
We have to remember the welfare of the poor kid, is that what we want to expose her to?
Is it not just dangerous for her, especially in the psychological aspect?

Radiant:
Eldee, I'm sorry I replied you. Please don't reply me again. Thanks! Such a retard. Gosh!

It's not like I expected something less moronic than what you just posted
The average nlander, hiding your unproductive reasoning with unnecessary fuckeries

[quote author=radiant ]Very good point. Do you realise that for as long as the case will take the child will be with her? Bet you're clueless.

So what if it's the man's DNA? The dude's damn desperate otherwise why is he threatening her? Are you sleepy or som'n?[/quote]This is exactly what I'm trying my best to sink into ur brain.
The case ain't going to no flipping court, it'll end (just like many others before it) in the D.P.O's station
And if you don't have to be an Einstein to know for one that in a country like Nigeria, it's her word against his!!!

Yeah, a chieftancy title elect versus a 20-sumn year old

@Radiant
There's no need to get all offensive
The truth is Nigeria is still going to be the way it is and noone will change it
Didn't you hear of the Senate President that abducted The Mase and took it to his hometown, so sittings will not hold?
Are there no countless cases of police arresting people just because of little disputes?

Even if she gets a lawyer, do you know how long it'll take before the case is really taken up by the court?
There's no need trying to make this dude look desperate and all that, afterall it's still his DNA we're talking about here.

@Shaz
It's actually 'Can't Forget About You'

Answer:
Chrissette Michelle

Question:
She featured on two other songs by Def Jam artistes, what are their names and the names of the songs?

@Radiant
Fine, the dude might have been an outright shitbrain for trying to stop her from having the kid at first
But come to think of it, wasn't it for her own good?
Will it have been better if they had the kid together and then coming out five years later to say she was just a fling?
Forgive him for being Nostradumbass and not knowing he would need the kid later

Nigeria's not the US or the UK, money's caused sumn else
If he really wants his kid for the title, all he needs to do is pay some cops to arrest the woman
Get take the kid for the ceremony, bring back the kid and release the lady
Get my point, I'm not trying to say that is right, what I'm saying is that he's not as desperate as y'all think he is

But in my own opinion, it's not really advicable to let a kid grow up hating her dad, no matter what he's done
This is the same thing that happened to Jolie, it was recently she overcame that truama

LadyT: I live in the UK.  I know what bare means! I just found it funny that you type that way too.  I see you live in saff london  
I don't do slang.  I sound like a white girl I have been told whatever I say

Nah, sum slangs just manage to sneak into my nland vocab
That postcode should ring a bell if you watch BBC
BTW What end do you rep?

@LadyT
Yeah, I do say 'bare' in real life, bare just means 'many'
Forgive my UKglish, but come to think of it, we own the flipping language sis
Our slangs should rule too

[quote author= LadyT]Just because he is her biological father doesnt mean shit.  There are millions of children being bought up by OTHER men who are not their biological fathers.  I'm sure in time the child will know the father.  The kid has done very well without him so far.[/quote]You need to remember that the country we're talking about. Nigeria

It's very hard for a child to grow up normally without a father, there's always a little stereotype
Nigeria has not even learnt to accept divorce.

jackal: The poster said the man came back to BEG and ask for FORGIVENESS.
What else should he do? Kiss her toes?

By five cows and bury them alive to appease the spirits