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@Toyin and y'all ladies
There's bare sides to a coin
This is only the poster's side of the story we're hearing now.
We don't know the reason the dude really wants the child back

The fact that his XX is still staying there not knowing she has a dad is really bad for the kid
Give her the chance to grow up normally

Everyone makes mistakes, afterall The great Ghandi was once racist against Africans
He changed to become one of the most peaceloving freedom fighters the world has ever known.

@Akinagirl
He called many times, the poster doesn't need to say he apologised.

@lysaa and don
You lot are la famille, my mum's from edo state too, think she's Esan or sumn

[quote author=~Antidote~ on: Today at 03:36:33 AM ]Elderly,   , go wash your eyes jor, No pausing tonight,[/quote][quote author=Jackal ]@ Eldee,

Go and sleep jor.
You got 7am lectures, don't cha?[/quote]No be small thing ooh, chei
I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw Pete Doherty
Imagine having only three hours to sleep, my blood alcohol level should be breaking records now
This one is one hell of an 'nlandine' hangover

NOW WHERE IS THE  REAL MAN ON THIS THREAD?

Aight you really got to quit making 'em comments, I really want to keep taking your words serious but u sure aint helping.
We go start our own battle ooh, infact we will create a whole new forum cause nland won't contain us

@Jackal and Antidote
Chei, woulda loved to see the end of this 'Winner Takes All' three way battle
Maynne it's hlaf past three here, I hope I dont crash tomorrow
Wait I've got an idea, can you lot pause the thingy till seven tomorrow night


@Seun
Don't close this thread ooh

@Sly
I can see that it's not the boy's fault
Any time he tries to step sumn keeps pulling him back, him back, him back  
So let's beg Awon Mama Aiye to release him

You're meant to be scared right about now.

Next time, you'll say 'cut' then 'action', dig?

@Toyin, J-girl and co
Please let this guy go now
We are willing to negotiate, infact we'll agree totally to hotfunmi's next topic
Deal or no deal?

Eldee, fi omo yi sile na, ki lode?

Interpretation: Leave this young kid alone, is it your business what we do to him?

Hmmn I cannot fit to talk. . .

We like him as he is. No need to help out. Just back off before i use you as an example to Sly and the rest.

Err you forgot to tell me when I'm meant to start acting scared ooh

@Sly
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Eldee

Me think its time to open the eyes of  this stephen guy. . . .
Lets show him how its done. . . . . .lets bless him with some prophetic utterances that would re-shape his world.

Wadja think hommie?

I've tried my best to help him, he's frontin too
Chei, see wetin girls don turn the guy to!!!

Are u sure this guy will pass the test self if we train him?

@j-girl
Angry? I'm out to help my black brother. . .
Let me teach him how to fish and not give him just one fish

@SweetT
Please quit all these directionless personifications
If you're going to diss sumone do it and stop wasting nland space, just my opinion though

@Stephen
Aight, you make your choices
See I've even got toyin as opening package, I'll get her stalking ya in three dayz
Harken unto my voice, my son

you dare try me?

you, hisses in japanese

@stephen
Deal or no Deal

@Stephen
Buzz me and I'll teach you how to stop being the cute lil hun and make 'em hate you
All you need do is get me the digits of j-girls 'posh' friends

Knowing you're the only real man here, abeg, plz teach those things what is like to treat a woman

I don't undrstand, should he go like

Lesson 1
Always Open Doors
Doors are very. . .

What gold was there to steal? your bank account was a negative!   That pissed me off

Eyah, I tot you even found the offshore accounts, aight you can have the Lexus

Then start making some gold, dude! If you have problems with the US ones, move on!

Toyin took all my gold away, with my 1955 model custom made lexus

Eya! Pele. You need to move your base to Lagos. They won't rip you off quite as painfully

Lagos ke, there's bare golddiggaz there too
Any golddigger I see reminds me of toyin

AND LADIES, DON'T EVER SELL YOURSELF CHEAP. THERE IS NOTHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE !!

Yeah right, I say this to every girl I meet, even my three year old niece

[quote author=jackal ]How many US girls have broken your dear heart?[/quote]Hehehe, moi , broken heart? I cannot fit to laugh


Infact e be as e get
Aight let me start counting
1) Toyin took ma Lexus and left me the next two weeks. . .

@Sly
One week, but 4 days on and three days off

Most of the girls in London have issues. I know this. . . . they might be beautiful but they are killing y'all.
Any guy that thinks of me as a walking p***y will definitely not have me so i won't be bothered.

Oh don't let me start describing the issues with Lagos and US chicks ooh

P.S no dude will walk up to you and tell you he wants to kiss you, _{except Morris Chetnut in 'Two can play that game'}
What he thinks of you is in his mind, fronting does not change the way he pictures you in his mind, dig?

@Sly
4 days
And eldee turns out to be the most patient dog of the lot

@Sly
Tell 'em, they don't know
In a city like London, there's about ten drop-dead gorgeous chicks available to every guy that's educated and goodlooking

Why waste your nights on one, when there's bare birdies out there?

That's why most guys have got a time-limit so they don't grow grey hair on frontin chicks.
Like Jackal said, his is Three consecutive dayz, mine is one week, ask sly he's got his one too

@j-girl
A guy that wants thinks of you as a walking p*ssy will still do so no matter how long you front _{err excuse my poor french}

Maybe it's because you're a gaynner that they have to start the games   Women start fronting because guys start the games.

I refuse to take that as an insult. It's a mere incomprehensible cheapshot.

Listen to urself, women front because guys start games?
It's just like saying the refree blew the whistle because the game started a minute ago

@ib
Oya, now u really need to sleep
That's y you're sending PDA's to Sly

[quote author= j-girl on: Today at 12:54:45 AM]lol - speaking of that, have you watched that movie with Vivica Fox and Morris Chestnut?
It's a game when a guy makes it seem like one.
Guys know what to do[/quote]As I said before, you need to step off the make-believe movie world
Women always start the fronting, the fronting is the kick-off whistle.

hmmm, so basically you guys like girls to play hard to get till the finish. Yet, you people are still complaining about us playing too hard, just because you can't get to the finish line

Nah basically we prefer the landline, plain and clear, no switching of sim cards
But when the fronting starts, it all turns into the mere game

The problem is when the guys really interested and y'all still prefer the game

@j-girl
It's a game once the girl makes it a game. . .once the fronting starts
It's a game once I spend my whole night making you smile on the phone and you say u're still thinking
But two can play that game.

That's why i said it's necessary to front because it's all a game! We have to front in relationships too to keep the games going.

It's not a game just like that, it's a game when the fronting starts.
Everymen wants that chick that will be his weakpoint.
That Archilles' heel that will make his pals call him a sucker for love.
The fronting only provides the reminiscence of the player in him
There comes a time in a player's life when he's won every trophy winnable, ask JayZ

@ib
ssup cookie, now u know it's past your bedtime
aight, now say ur prayers and go to sleep

THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are Jackal, Eldee and Sly now?

Can you all see that?
A honest guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, they interest me too, but only for that one week
Once the chase is over, it all gets boring
That's especially when I clearly define my plans at the begining to myself
That's why it's a freaking game

hehehe, you're not serious. Just face Ibkaye eh?   Me, am 10 years older than you, stop eyeing me jo

yeee!!! mogbe, and they warned of these young girls of nowadays ooh
Hmmn, you think you can carry my Lexus and go like that We'll see in court ooh

@j-girl
[b]Sly[/b]monu, abi e fe lo ma demo ni biyi ni?

Oh okay! sorry about that
So you'll be nice to them?
Hmmmm. . . . . is someone trying to get on j-girl's good side?

Nah, trying to be on the good side of 'em birds
You can't tell one of 'em ''quiet and impressive'' chicks might just need the 'London experience' the smooth way

[quote author= Cadet on: Today at 11:54:46 PM]hehehe, nothing is going on na. You're still my hubby, my sexiliocious, bootilicious, lipsilicious, candilicious hubby[/quote]Ori mi wu ooh, e lagimo

@j-girl
aunty, ewo ni tiyin be?
Se e mobiti slymonu wa ni

@jgirl

tell your girls to quote the password 'j-girl scummer' and I'll make sure all guys that step up to them get bleeped up

Read my post, I'll make sure no bloke chats them up, err. . .that's if they remember the pass code

^*peeps*

@toyin
Ehen, chei, iwo ama rira leni

[quote author=on: Today at 11:26:01 PM ]From bird to thing?    
I actually have the movie on my desk right now  
Top player trophy? Remind me to ask my girls to stay out of your 'hood when next they come to UK. When you get your thing?
You're just one opportunistic player just like the rest of 'em jerks.[/quote]You got the movie just like I predicted init. Infact I see three M&B's there too.
Y'all nairaland err ladies dwell in the movie world, step out and see what's guaning

Aight, at least you got my point this time.

Err, tell your girls to quote the password 'j-girl scummer' and I'll make sure all guys that step up to them get bleeped up

[quote author= j-girl ]Hahahaha! No guy will rate me in that opinion because i don't have the time or the energy to front.
Stop calling ladies - birds!
Well your opinion will change because the way you think of her depends on her answer! She might front for 30 days and say no at the end. And then you start thinking she's a b***h but no longer the angel you fell for.[/quote]Point of correction, no chick fronts for thirty dayz and then says no at the end. dig?
It's an absolute impossibilty. . .

Aight, let me explain it like this
This next cute bird thing steps into my end and 'em guys are like all over her
In my own opinion, she's what I need to steal me a top player trophy
All the one week wait is just to get one thing, when I get what I want then it's cest finis
Besides methinks u been watching 'Deliver Us From Eva' a time too many

@Jackal
I don't do consecutives, mine is one day on, one day off
Like power supply in Naija

[quote author=j-girl]The fact that you're chasing a girl and she's fronting means you're more likely to be engaged in the relationship[/quote]So in your own opinion, the level a guy rates you is directly proprtional to the number of times he asked you the question and you said 'I'll think about it'?
Let me tell you sumn, I can ask sum freshy bird out just because I'm bored, her 'no' only drives me for the one week of waiting
It doesn't change any opinion I've built of her in my brain already.

So you have been resurrected? LOL, erhmmmm after that ass-whopping Man utd did on Tuesday, Intel confirms you went AWOL

Ask Jackal, I came that same day to congratulate y'all scummers
I was even giving Scholsey sum respect, sis, so watchu sayin
I might be many things but most deff not a coward

J-Girl, deal with them, too bad my hands are full as we speak( too much work to cover) Have lots of assessments to complete.

Yeah right, I don't even care what the argument's about but I know we won already

@Jackal
ARSENE KNOWS!!!!

The good thing about this issue is that the fans are being blinfolded away from this boardroom scuffle
That's the opposite in Chelski and Liverfluke
Arsene is not even helping matters by not winning anything

Anywayz, I promise you we're doing a double next season, even if it's EPL-Milk Cup, FA Cup-UCL, EPL-FA Cup
I'll put my money on it, err. . .forget the fact that I already lost some lil change this season, chei
IN ARSENE WE TRUST