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Eeyah, It's this kind of things that make me think bout getting married before 30, but nah
Anyways best of wishes to Da junta on his day. . .

And also to Nairaland's most interesting love story



HAPPY B-DAY, MOTUNRAYO
Just saw your name on the B-day list, you know that one on the homepage

Maynne what's with this thread and songs
The title isn't secured yet and you guys have turned this place to azlyrics

@Jackal
Anderson was in the list, where was he in your so called 'crunchtime' of the season?
It's better foryou to just accept it that nothing reasonable can ever come out of The Sun

ndumart:
Trust arsenal fans----- there is always a reason for everything

And u got a prolem wiv that?
It's very simple, foreing players have a problem with commitment
Flam's case was no different as he has been like this since he was a teenager
Let the EPL finish so we stop winning The Sun backpage choices, I'm tired of seeing AW everyday on papers

@Shaz
I'm feeling your shizzle
I might drop in to do sum lil work here sumtime

murder your whole bleeping Calvary

That's like, you know when Christian defended against the muslim invasion in Spain
They used to call themselves 'the calvary', as muslims were 'jihadists'
This is a kind of line you'll expect from the Talib Kweli's and Nas's
Good one Brid


@Hybrid
Maynne, I'm stealing you 'I am Legend' line for my new signature
Waiting for your permission though

@topic
1) Blame their parents for not teaching them the wonder of make-up

2) For the beautiful ones, blame the guys that could not upgrade their game and impress her at 25.
3) Blame the guys that jilted them after three years of courtship.

4) Blame their alchoholic father for beating up their mum and making them hate men.
5) Blame the church for potraying relationships as a path to hell

6) Blame the mum for not pushing them hard enough on the matter.

7) Blame married couples for making marriage look like stress when it's the sweetest thing ever

8.) Blame the marriage restrictions racism and tribalism that has been caused by their upbringing

9) Blame the economy for paying them so much and making them forget about settling down

10)Blame other unmarried over30's for deceiving them that they don't need men

11) Blame the man's mum for choosing a wife for him.

That's all I can think of for now, eleven to make a football team

abdurrazaq:
Eedris is definitely the king. Some artist would have ignore saying the "dangerous" truth in the lyrics above, considering the fact that he is just coming back to reclaim the top spot he truly belongs.

The truth is dangerous while people embrase lies wholeheartedly. Jagajaga was, at some time, criticised despite the fact that the song is the truth in its simplest form.

My days, you guys never cease to amaze me. . .
Let me explain to you, diss the government card is just a publicity stunt by a 'has been' musician who's taking advantage of Obasanjo's comments
Aight, what dangerous truth has he said that no one has said before?
Or did you by any chance miss 'For Instance-Tuface', 'Crisis by African China', or any of Sound Sultan's songs?
This is the Music Section not Politics, we care more bout how he presents a message as much as the message itself.
If you're good at what you do, no matter the lyrics, Nigerians will feel you.
Eedris is crap at rap, SIMPLE!!! There's no argument about that.

Let me give you a simple assignment, look at that track you posted, and tell me who's verse was harder.
My dayz, even Ruggedman dissed him on that song.
Infact name one rapper in Nigeria that Eedris is better than.
I have no beef with him singing whatever kind of music he likes, but he needs to stay off hiphop.
And believe me, I have a right to tell him, why? Like Rugged said, I'm a consumer, I want a proof of my spending, even listening .
With Eedris, hiphop has never sounded this bad.

PS. For those, dumbasses mentioning Edris in the same breath with Modenine, ask Channel O, why they gave him 3 awards.

unix4real1:
If u listen to the track 5 million times, you will never understand a word and do u know the reason? he is not among your favourite artist but instead of you to say that fact, you will be saying negative things about him. i`m not a sauce kid or neato c fan but i will never say negative things about them because i don`t have interest in their music and that`s the way i think normal and reasonable people should be thinking.

You happens to be the only one to say you don`t understand a word in that music so think you should upgrade your brain

This is he exact part of this whole thingy that makes me laugh
Are u just naturally braindead or is it a requirement that you guys must have an IQ of -8 to be an Eedris fans?
Although there seems to be one factor that cuts through these stupid irritants, you all never stop to think before posting. . .
Negative things bout Eedris? nah, that ain't changing the price of chicken in Oshodi

Let me explain this to you in a way even you will understand; i don't give an eff bout what Eedris does, but, that song is bullcrap
I don't even know why I'm still arguing with retards like you, it's easy, if raps not ur game, stick to fuji or whatever u good at.
Just don't go about disgracing my country's name on international television _{and youtube}

Now u're Einstein because you can decode 'I like the way you tackle when the ball is on its way'
I get it, Eedris is nothing but the Ignorant man's Nas, at least he brought hiphop to your level init

No wonder a fellow musician dissed him on his own track

tboy1:
@ eldee

do u know he appointed a black man as deputy mayor?

Err, Ray Lewis? My lawd, have you not heard of publicity stunt?
He's still there trying his best to tell everyone that he wasn't trying to be racist and you expected him to put up an all-white deputy line-up?
Have you not learnt from Prince William's case already? Or you think the visit just coincided with the week after he misused the RAF helicopter?

Dis Guy:
so how many of you went to the polling station?

The thing will Ken Livingstone was that he too comfortable with the job he shot everyone down with his overwhelming PR crew- except that guy from evening standard-Andrew
And he was also playing the ethnic minority card too much he did a lot for them but at the same time they are still a minority in London and half of them don't even vote!!

I think if there was a different labour candidate he would probably have won he's been there Eight years!!
having a person like Gordon brown as the leader of labour party doesn't help either

If the conservatives don't curb Boris Johnson's buffoonery they wont win anything in a major election, so i think labour can count on Boris to F up big time! who wants the tinny routemaster when there's free bendy bus

Even Cameron knows Boris will eff up, that's for sure. . .
It's just to make sure his beliefs don't affect his policies, that's what I'm standing for

Uche2nna:
I bet You that Fiddy did not even know what the song was all about. Of course, he would move. He was standing right there on stage with him!!!! You want him to be standing still like a stick while Eedris was jumping all over the stage as if he smoked kryptonite. That would be disrespectful naaa

I taya ooh, when they came to put him on the stage when the rest of the world was watching from the comfort of their chairs
I'm nigerian, but, swear down, I didn't understand one word of what he spoke. . .although maybe it's the fact that I was watching on youtube.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2239646#msg2239646 date=1210268890]nice,
u just had a problem with the name,,, gotcha!
so what was all the aggression about[/quote]lol, As I said before, this is a package from hotfunmi
You've got to be careful with some nairaland chicks
They've got a way of turning small matters like this into frontpage headlines

The first thing I saw on the thread was metrosexual dudes being potrayed as the tight shirt, Michael Jackson trouser wearing, eyeliner clutching gays you see everywhere. . .
That's why I went with a 'dangerously attractive' at least some will know what metrosexual really means.

abdurrazaq:
If you do not like this music (that made 50 Cent move) then, why don't you with your Do me I do you guys. Don't you are in no position to tell Eedris the style of music he should play.

If only your english was reasonable enough, I'll have even been tempted to believe you're making sense.
If I don't like the music that made Fiddy' move Hmmn the average african man with the inferiority complex
That most be the second-most pathetic comment I've heard all year. . .
Mayne, all these Eedris fans self, want won't I hear from you guys
First sumone opened a thread saying 'The King Is Back' and all I see in there is Eedris
Now this one is telling me I have to love the music because Fiddy' moved to it?
Maynne, I'm out of this joint

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2239192#msg2239192 date=1210263121]@ eldee
so r u or arent u? metro sexual, ubersexual, metrohetro, hetropolitan or whtever u want to call it, we all talking about the same thing,,, a guy with class[/quote]Hmmn now u're talking
Should we start from the razor-sharp hair-lines shaped by 'em Pall Mall _{depends on what time of the month though}
Or the delicate skin tone, I'm ready to die for?
Or is it when I place money for blazers immediately after the bills?
Or the secretely hidden lip-vaseline in my backpocket?

I'm a proud ubersexual/hetropolitan and I ain't apologising bout it
London is a place where you're only seen as what you wear.

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132559.msg2238558#msg2238558 date=1210256048]Ubersexual? I thunk that is now obsolete.
Try Heteropolitan. . . . . [/quote]Yeah that's perfect, most definitely not metrosexual

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2237763#msg2237763 date=1210243657]thanx hon,,,
but seriously tho, some people on here, for whatever reason seem to think that making an effort with your appearance automatically means u're gay,,,
[/quote]My problem is that you're maybe the only chick on this thread that's not being insultive bout it
As everyone knows, Hotfunmi has made a career or mudslinging naija guys
My point is that instead of using the word 'metrosexual', I'll prefer 'ubersexual' or as I sugeested earlier dangerously attractive
At least we'll know this is not another hotfunmi jihad on naija guys
Now that's were my humblest self and over 50% of Nigerian males belong

ibkaye:
c'mn sharrrrrrap yeye nonsense

see this pikin
Stop crying jare

jennykadry:
stop getting her sexually excited eldee

Aight I'll stop

ibkaye:
all this talk of erection, just dey make my eyes burn o  

stop gettin excited babes

jennykadry:
wt d way you're shining the teeth,maybe ibkaye has already caused an erection via nairaland chatting

i've told you before, I don't do under-twenties

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2236286#msg2236286 date=1210201393]Cant leave your balls alone, we're stakeholders in that part of your anatomy   [/quote]Come it's only yours when it goes inside you
We own it when it wiv us sis

jennykadry:
ibkaye make sure you're wearing jeans trousers before sitting down on eldee's lap,because im sure you're going to cause an erection that might shoot out to tear your trousers,but if you're wearing a jean trouser im sure it will not tear it

lol, she's my pikin, leave the training to me

OsunAmazon:
Is it? overt metrosexuals spend time on their skin texture and not dressing alone so I don't see how it's offensive.

Aight, just say 'Dangerously Attractive Brothers' then

OsunAmazon:
Damn! they probably thought you'll jump into their arms when you see the big rod within.

Believe me, it works
Though there's be other ways to get chicks laid

ibkaye:
lol hug ke

Come sit on me laps baby

jennykadry:
me?i only opened your kid's eyes,for her to be able to know what is good and bad,is it a crime?

Leave my pikin to me ooh

tRoOE:
ahaha so what's bugging you eldee , abeg tell your fellow Naija guys to stop wear those tight skinny jeans and give their balls some breathing space

Nigerian fashion trends are usually borne of what is seen on American shows
You lot don't complain about the Beckhams and the Usher Raymonds, but u come here to crucify us
Leave our balls alone for goodness sake

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=132559.msg2236263#msg2236263 date=1210200854]and what is wrong with the term?[/quote]Metrosexual is an offensive way of saying dangerously attractive

ibkaye:
good

I perfectly understand, u need a hug init

jennykadry:
@ibkaye

be a good girl and take my advise sweetie,and throw it where i told u to

So u're the one teachin ma kid the wrong stuff abi

I'm still trying to see why Nigerian men should be termed metrosexual
You lot always have sumn to say

jennykadry:
@ibkaye

y nt throw it into his boxers

nah, I don't do young kids

ibkaye:
of course you are, the iron will be boiling hot and you never know where i might jut throw it

lol. . .I'm getting more scared now

ibkaye:
with an iron  

I'm so scared

ibkaye:
@eldee
i go slap u o

With which hand

ibkaye:
@eldee
you are using juju!

Who taught my baby the j-word

ibkaye:
see your head, yes dad!  

I know you love me baby, now go get your books

ibkaye:
Amiii Jesu!

@eldee
Yes daddy  

Good girl, now go revise for tomorrow, switheart

Says moi, your daddy, heard
The next time you use that word, u'll be grounded, have you heard

ibkaye:
@eldee
strong words ke? i have already learnt all there is to know

Chei, see me baby growing up oooh
Aight, 'flirting' is a very, very bad word, u heard?