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@sly
it's not our fault u're using dialup, how do u expect to keep up wiv broadband speed

should i tell errone how hotfunm dumped you for a girl

@ib
you, i don't even have time for you now, atutu poyoyo

@sly
you got hotfunmi back here yet

c'mon shaarraaap, you had nothing to do with it mumu

the young shall grow, wish i knew how to quote one of ma mum's yoruba proverbs, i woulda cussed ur ass out

@osasp
i just dey ooh, how things?

see this omode, if i din't tell seun to unban you now, u won't be here now

thanks
your cute like your mum

brus hold urself naah, where did u see her mum's pic

i refuse to comment, but just know the ban is now till usofia wins oscar plus grammy

aight, look on the bright side, ur forum games posts are counted
until usofia wins oscar

hehehehe yup, this username is temporary though hopefully

seems my lexus is coming sooner than i expected

@eldee
the pic isn't uploading jare

aight, let me see what all my staff have to say bout this _{*calls seun 0023480547, *}

oi, point of correction, london is no village, wimbledon is an abule. . .
but everything in london is aight now<sub>apart from the white sunday

upload my pic now or else</sub>

ibkayee:
@eldee
longest hisssssssssss lexus indeed and why are you singing?

lol the reason i was banned is because i went totally offtopic on one of my posts, i even apologized before he banned me to the owner of the thread, hmm, ok then, well, i guess he's just doing his job abi, no stress

yeah he called me and was like 'el, we got her trapped now, what action should i take'

anyways how's ur village

@topic
please put my startrek one

erm let me see, hmmn *peeps to see if toyin's arround*

aight, i missed u loadz, shshh stop getting excited hun

lol yeah my other username is banned, of all the people sha, me? an angel? something must be done

^*sings* come and join me sing halleluyah, jehovah jireh has done me well. . .

but what did u really do?
i told u i was gon ban you

just chill i'll unban u and toyin when Usofia wins an Oscar or when you send me a lexus, whichever one comes first

I think we need to get rid of 'em player that play shiiit all season and bribe us with super cameos(erm, that's bout senda and Diaby not Tio)
I think Thoe's biggest cameo just got wasted. It coulda been career changing
I think all Arsenal fans round the globe need to sign on a chain letter to beg Wenger to give us a trophy.
I think we need a Sport Director at Arsenal. At least there'll be sumone Le Prof will have to report to.
I think I'm on the line of hating Wenger now, thank goodness I was at Emirates today, his artifact keeps me going.
I think I need to keep ma cool now so pips don't start prescribing drugs for me. . .  

@All
I'm in a killer mood this night, all hapiness should die
otherwise

@uzzy
U see what i was talking bout_{talk of the devil, and he comes in female skin}

@ib
ssup, u misse me

What of eldee and ibk?

hehe, there's eldee, there's ibk
eldee's fine anywayz, don't know bout that other half ooh
she's waiting for me to come beg her again to come back

@tkb
which one be your own? nland is big now
marriages are being forged on nland now oh
no be small thing ooh

Abeg carry this stuff to the Romance section,this is not the appropriate thread for this, we surely don't wantanother cyber fire here please

nah, don't mind my pikin [b]sly[/b]monu, I've been trying to cure him of his depression for five weeks now, can you imagine he's been on hunger strike, that's why amnesia's now creeping in

@slymonu
chei, stop crying my son, don't be too harsh on yourself. . .it's not ur fault that she became lesbo because u couldn't perform

Dance With Me

Vicjustice:
You've made a some points about hospitality. I frequently travel to and fro Nigeria, i was in Nigeria December/January last, do you know how many people adviced (or rather warned) me not to accept food or drinks from anyone in Nigeria for fear of "spiritual" poison?
Infact, these advisers frightened me up to the extent that i was beginning to be paranoid with suspicion even of them. So, what good hospitality is there when everyone fears his/her neighbour?

Is there anywhere you should take food and drinks from people?
The hospitality I'm talking about is the fact that anywhere you go, people have smiles ready for you, they're ready to help always.

If only i understand what you mean by business environment

Nigeria is fast-growing into Afica's business capital. There's bare opportunities for anyone, large-scale or smallscale.
Do you know there's only one recognised pizza-delivery company in Nigeria? Believe me, I'm a pizza addict, I don't still know how I survived.

"Beauty is in the eyes of beholder", they say.

Yeah, but among the beholders are Bill Clinton, Fifa president and some big wave movers, it's actually the fastest developing city in Africa.

I'm not Aware of any well functioning Tourist Attractions in Nigeria, if however there are some, how are they maitained and how are the incomes managed?

Then you need to visit Cross River and Delta State. Their govenors have really done sumn good for them.
Also, I visited the Olumo Rocks the last time I went, I now know why people go trying to conquer Everest.

Yes, Christmas in "Nigeria is heaven" because that's a day that many people wait to have a taste of chiken and rice

To them, it's not bout the food, it's about the aura of hapiness in the air. . .That one day when you forget bout the government. . .it's a break
In the poor areas, there's bare parties everywhere, the whole street is invited. . .you never have that kind of thing in The UK or the States.

I see, but yet, most of our youth prefere to dress the Yankee style 8

Yeah, but that's the same everywhere. . .even the white dudes in the US are fast dropping their converses and skinny jeans.
But the Nigerian style stands out when you see our designers at work. They put the signature style on whatever they do.
Do you know Beckham wears Wale Adeyemi?

lol, oloshi. . .wait till nairaland hears the rumour bout hotfunmi dumping you for another girl like herself, you no dey shame

Our hospitality, in nigeria, everyone knows everyone
Business Environment, maybe the best in Africa
We've got megabrains like Soludo and that ex-Finance minister
Our tourist attractions
My dayzz, Abuja is arguably the most beautiful city in Africa.
Christmas in Naija is heaven
Our style of dressing is so creme, especially when we blend.
The list is endless.

@ Sly, you're one other person i like reading his posts, your comments have always been mature and reasonable. I respect you, man

Don't be decieved ooh, Sly only thinks well from 10pm to 4am, after that, phew

@poster
thanks a whole lot for this info, you don't know how many people you've saved from going to drop huge amounts of money for these thieves.

And now I'm waiting for Le Prof's pre-match press conference for the Tuesday game.
But the fact still remains, he's still a god at Arsenal.
Let's just pray that Usmanv and co will bring a Sports Director in.
That's just what we need.

ssup thread


@topic
Oh, I get it, being faceless is your 'ztyle'

@ Eldee,

Beep. . . . . . SYNTAX ERROR.
You Gaynners are all ERRORISTS.

Heinze wasn't first choice when Madrid came calling. . . . . Evra was!!!!!!
If Gabby was 1st choice, he wouldn't move to Real Madrid.
He fled because he knew he wasn't as good as Evra defensively and going forward.

Wes Brown will attract many big clubs.
Madrid, Milan, Barca and Inter Milan if he chooses to go there.
No big 4 team will buy Brown and yet. . . . Chelsea signed Sidwell. . . . Arsenal signed Diarra

You don't get me do you?
I said Brown will not like to leave Man Utd to be second fiddle at any club and no team will take Brown into their first team.
Since those happenings are relatively parallel, then Brown is most def not going to play for a big team.
He needs to taste the feeling of having his first team shirt ironed for him a week before the match
Intel reports have it that Brown's name is never printed on any shirt till five minutes to the match. . .
No AC, Barca or Real will buy him for their first team , he'll be told before hand that it's a Back-up squad contract.

Heinze wasn't first choice when Madrid came calling

He was first choice for a whole year, till he had a season ending injury. That's first team quality from Schuster's point of view.

No big 4 team will buy Brown and yet. . . . Chelsea signed Sidwell. . . . Arsenal signed Diarra

Chelsea signed Sidwell to be a back-up player, for a player from Reading, that's big.

Diarra was also signed to be a backup player. The only reason he came was because he was fooled by his agents.
As soon as he found out he couldn't ever pin the shirt, he left.

Brown's case cannot be likened to any of 'em.

second that

If REAL MADRID can sign Gabriel Heinze . . . . . .Milan will buy Wes Brown

beep. . .error, Real signed a Heinze that was Man Utd first choice LB for to seasons.
Brown has never been in even a rotation team for Man Utd, i lie?

Keano has held his own in big games. Why won't 101 clubs be after him?
Get this, no Big Four player will go to a team to be a backup player.
No big team will buy Brown as a starter.
Brown can never ever play for AC, except he steps up his game, or agrees to a back-up player contract, whichever happens first.

wey the UK folks?
we don finish them

You lot come here typing at 2am in the morning and expect us not to sleep.
It's no longer a secret that y'all type all day from office internetof three different jobs

Immigrants By Countries
Republic of Ireland: 494,850
India: 466,416
Pakistan: 320,767
Germany: 262,276
Caribbean: 254,740
USA: 155,030
Bangladesh: 154,201
South Africa: 140,201
Kenya: 129,356
Italy: 107,002

you're still wondering why your little drifting island did not make the list? hmmm. . i wonder, why are more people coming into america? hmmmm. . .is it because there are better jobs? better sanitation? better pay?

Toyin hold yourself now,I was the same person that put up this list to show you that more Americans travel into the UK than any other developed country, that's apart from our neigbours.
Are Brits meant to travel from our drifting island to the UK?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:UK_naturalisation_by_country_of_citizenship_2006.PNG

and eldee, about the education system in UK. . .this is a quote from wikipedia:

Quote
However, as other nations industrialised, coupled with economic decline after two world wars, the United Kingdom began to lose its competitive advantage and heavy industry declined, by degrees, throughout the 20th century.However, fewer citizens of the UK are able to speak a foreign language than in any other EU country except Ireland. This has caused fear that the poor language skills in the UK will have a negative effect on business,

Yeah, and are you guys trying to compare yourself to us in that aspect? Why didn't they say compared to the US?
Compared to the EU, why? In their own case, their lives depend on being able to blend into Britain easily.
For English speaking countries that have not too much to gain from the likes of France and Ukraine, the educational system has made it possible for a better part of the kids to learn one or more foreign languages, dig?

Each system provides healthcare to their citizens
so i guess, people without papers are also considered UK's citizens

Nah, people with any kind of visa or stay in the UK are given topclass healthcare.
Yeah, even the HSMP dudes, and Student get it free

Almost all countries have embassies in Washington, D.C., and many host consulates around the country

Let's quickly take a trip to Victoria Island in Lagos and see how many embassies are there. . .lmao
Every reasonable country has an embassy in Abuja and Lagos so watchu saying sis?

Okay, let me ask you or any other yank a simple question.
When 'The Man' as y'all call 'em didn't want blacks to vote, what strategy did he use?
Oi, you can 'phone a friend' if u want.

@morenike
Hold that thought, I'll be back this evening. . .

Please don't say
Can he afford the bride price?
Unless if your parents will accept payments in fish and chips

Me, pay what bride-price, she's only been calling me to help her arrange one invitation letter
She just heard that UK students earn £1000 for just choosing to get a degree.
Let's not talk about what you get for performance.
Smart girl like Toyin, she figured out that she could even take this and go set-up a low-price hospital in the Brooklyn or Compton.

Toyin jare, ye ma gora e, come to the land where our predecessors have set up a cushion for us
If you want, you'll get a free house ooh

Many of these Yanks here are simply delighted to have  been "rescued" from Nigeria.They are like a kid in a sweet shop.If they were in South Africa,they will be singing praises of South Africa.They are not concerned with where they can travel to ,simply being allowed to leave Nigeria is good enough for them and they remain eternally grateful to the US

Don't mind them jare, they'll be talking bout the war in iraq, like it changes the price of a meal in chinese restaurant
I can't be too surprised, some Nigerian dude was shouting bout SA on the sports section too

See all these Yanks ooh, typing off their dial-up computers because of their timezones.
na wa, all these f**kries in 4 hours.

Do you know how many nurses and doctors from UK I know here in US who don't want to return to home.

Instead they're looking to marry for green card?

Abeg stop selling guguru for us jare, the amount of Americans fleeing the US is highly alarming, the bad thing is that they're running to our 'island'
And don't even talk bout medical staff, the average GP(not surgeon oo) here earns over £100k. That's just for talking to patients 8hrs a day and not working on weekends
George Bush earns £200000
Why do u think Americans are forcing their way through med school?



Immigrants By Countries
Republic of Ireland: 494,850
India: 466,416
Pakistan: 320,767
Germany: 262,276
Caribbean: 254,740
USA: 155,030
Bangladesh: 154,201
South Africa: 140,201
Kenya: 129,356
Italy: 107,002

Please tell me what they're running from, or is it 'The Man' they're scared of?
Just see the list, the only developed countries that high are our next door neigbours. Americans are fighting tooth and nail for our pali.
Can't blame them anywayz, who no like better thing.

with their accent and lousy sense of humor, there is a reason UK shows stay in the UK.  only PBS televises their shows.   we can only handle one simon cowell at a time

You see, that's the difference between the average brit and the average american
The Brit prefers to crack a joke, the american would rather be the joke