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[quote author= Jackal]@ Eldee,

There's the likelihood she musta found some rich guy somewhere. . . .
Women rarely leave certainty for uncertainty. . . . .
However, she should be kicked out like POLIO. . . .I thunk marriage was supposed to be 4 BETTER 4 WORSE[/quote]Then that's even better, he should just wait for about two years till when she gets sum lil cash
Then he should start the divorce

go and check out your action. it must be really bad and no other woman is going to have you, so improve yourself, maybe she will change her mind.

That's long thing ohh, especially with this long list of women waiting in line for husbands. . .
Chei, you should even be grateful that she initiated the divorce, so you don't need to give financial settlement.

Cadet:
Lol. Eldee. Oo serious

See you, you never heard of he who fail to plan

Song for Second Marriage: Swear It All Over Again by Westlife

Song for Second Divorce: To The Right (Irreplaceble Remix) by Papoose

@topic
Wedding Song - Hero by Enrique Iglesias

Bachelor Party - Why Me

Divorce song- I Wanna Be Free by Marc Anthony

nateevs: Even at £40m with 2 years left on his contract? I know they love him but they will be gald to make that amount.

As sumone pointed out already, no CM is worth that much, except from RA's view
But most deff, they'll sell him at 20mill, if we could sell Henry at 16, any player is buyable.

[quote author= Ibime]Who wouldn't sell Essien for £28m? No central midfielder is worth more than £18m.[/quote]No one will buy a midfielder more than 25mil
No sensible manager will buy a Chelsea player for more than 15mil, just chill for one more year
You need to know Chelsea is just a part of the player distribution market, that helps you discover or sumtimes reduce player value
Robben, Kezman, and Drogba would have been worth much more if they stayed a little bit at their old teams.

Finally someone found Diego, he's the only reason I ever sit down to watch anything from the Bundesliga.
I thought he played against Barca last season, I wonder why no one noticed him.
He's the master of one-two passes, he could close his eyes and do it, ask Dayokanu
I was even to scared to mention his name cos, it seems like RA uses Nairaland as his telescope

Methinks Werder will not sell him at any price, cus he's been the player that has been blending in their strikers

Methinks this is another effort from the 'fair' sex to empty our pockets.
Fine, married couples might just have a good reason to claim settlements and all that, they commited their lives
But unmarried girlfriends I think it's totally unfair, just imagine her suing you for finding a more fixable rib?

[center]Break-ups Might Just Get Expensive[/center]
Cohabiting couples would be entitled to financial settlements if they split up, under proposals from the Government’s key adviser on law reform.
A report by the Law Commission says that partners who have been together for two years or more, or have had children together, should be able to make claims.

Under the scheme, courts would have the power to order former partners to sell their home, pay lump sums and even share their pensions to balance out the “pluses and minuses of the relationship”. Those making claims would have to prove that they had made “qualifying contributions” to the relationship, which have resulted in “enduring consequences”. They would have to prove that their relationships put them at a long-term economic disadvantage or gave their ex-partners a clear financial advantage.

The authors of the report went out of their way to allay fears that the proposals would undermine marriage. They included data from Australia that showed how rights for cohabitees had little impact on the marriage rate.

Source: http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article2170372.ece

Bout Cesc, u'll have to admit that the boy romances pressure, he lives for big games
Anyone that can step directly into Viera's role can handle any pressure, Make him a captain and we've moulded our own Steven G
This season, he was more of a captain than Gallas, as the playmaker, he controlled everything
Look at how he boldly tonguelashed Taylor two weeks after the Eduardo thingy, even when Le Prof was picking words, that's our captain
Not those frenchmen that will go discussing the team in front of the press, if WG must b removed Cesc is my man
He was always the first person to go to the ref when anything happened, see the way he took more shots anytime we were down
Everytime Cesc talked to the press, it was always about how his teammates were improving, bout Ade's new scoring touch, bout Walcott's skills, etc

Bout Huntlear, there's no way Fergie'll let us win that Battle, methinks the reason he buys players is so his rivals won't
He's ready to shed 25mill on that dude

If Flamini does go, my priority would be to bring in a strong CB, and move Kolo to Flamini's position, his energy would help there

We can't win the EPL with a make-shift CMF, it's impossible
I just saw it on BBCi that Wenger is going in for Gareth Barry, we just need him to spit it out and, voila, the boy is ours

@A-40
Wenger is powerless here, if Inter really met with Hleb in Milan, then he's already there, meetings with players are rally powerful
How do you think Wenger bought Pires, I heard Henry and Bergkamp went to visit Theo, that helped him shun Chelsea's millions
but how can that injury prone dude survive in Serie A

[quote author= Jackal]Follow United's foot-steps and u may win something[/quote]Dunno how everyone missed this, but we're most deff not trying to be like United, dig?
We'll win trophies our own way.

[quote author= Wenger ]There is something in this team which is stronger than a few bucks here and there, What is really important is that this team says 'lets go to the end of our potential together and not walk out for any simpler reason' - and that is where I expect them to show strength, and care what they can achieve together.

We are not any more in a period where you get £100 more at another club and it decides your life.

Flamini can earn more somewhere else that is for sure because it would be a free transfer - but how much is he ready to sacrifice to stay here?"[/quote]Is our stupid board making this stupid mistake they made with Ashley Cole? That made him leave for five grand
At least let's sign him and sell him later for double the price, not a free

@somze
nah, erm, let's blame abujabooks for resurrecting the eyecatching topic

@Emeka7
You must have the IQ of dog's privates
Why do you think it's on forum games and not on the Business section?
Trying this hard to sound intelligent, it ain't working bruv, you're still a numbskull

@topic
infact, i'll just run eeh
the love of money is the root of all evil

[quote author=Dr. Dre link=topic=17491.msg2195901#msg2195901 date=1209219905]That reminds me sef, please tell your coach to confess if it was really a psychologist he invited abi na ehm ehm no worry, I go tell you later [/quote]

lordimpaq:
"ronaldo didnt start" or "what kind of selection did fergie make"

nyabinghi:
Rooney and Vidic would be back.

nyabinghi:
We lost today's game to ill=luck.

tkb417:
This is not the Manchester United ive been following for many years

Emperoh:
And i dare say RA has bought over Keith Hacketts men.
Alan Wiley showed his mindset from the onset

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=17491.msg2197398#msg2197398 date=1209251103]United squad flew from Barcelona to London. . . . .They couldnt even stop over in Manchester[/quote][quote author=Jackal. link=topic=17491.msg2197398#msg2197398 date=1209251103]Chelsea were allowed to win because the FA wanted this one to go down the wire[/quote]

niniman:
This loss is the effect of playing negatively in Barca, if we had played our normal game in barca

[quote author= Carlos Queiroz ]It must be necessary for a player to bring a gun and shoot one of our men in the box for us to get a penalty[/quote]Considering the fact that Man Utd has only conceeded one EPL penalty this season and won countless

Just one more excuse, and we could form a form the Excuse line-up

@MC
I know, Kolo doesn't look like a leader, he's not the one that would go out against refrees
Or clear a showboater, can he even fell a Cashley Cole? He's too cool-headed to do all that kind of work.

At 18, Fab was already telling Alan Shearer and Nedved to shut the Bleep up, to me, that's our next Viera

And to think he'll still be orchestrating matches after 2015, an average midfielder peaks at 30.
What else do we need in a captain?

@Imani
Henry is not going to come back to Arsenal, he's got an recurring Achilles problem
Wenger will not buy a thirty year old, injury-prone ex-player, not to mention his wages.
We got the best of him, we can't take risks now

@FOD

Toure said: "Gallas was really good for us at the start of the season but then after this Birmingham game he made a mistake, he knows that and we all tried to bring him back to the team and he came back well.

"When you make a mistake it is difficult after that, it was a really important part of our season.

I don't know but I don't think this is the best way to show support to your captain
Even if he's one that goes about kicking billboards infront of kids. . .

@A-40
We're already suffering the consequences of Wenger's style
I heard he's now started threatening to sue Inter for chasing Hleb

@Jackal
You seeem to forget 2000 UCL Vs Real Madrid so fast
The way you talk one will think you saw the future with Divino scoring a hattrick at OT
Chelsea's defence conceded two goals in Turkey, anything can happen
Especially with two FIFA player of the year runner-up strikers in your opponent's team
Fine Man Utd has better chances, 8/13 on Skybet, you really can't tell. you know _{you accumulated so many predictions, i could open a new tomfoolery thread}

Look at it this way, Chacal makes up about half of the posts on the Scummy thread, that should tell you something about your fellow United supporters on Nairaland

rotflmfbo


@tkb
Bawoni
Intel has it that you're planning to come raid London chicks
Watch carefully ooh, Jamo chicks can be too thirsty for u ooh

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=17491.msg2192171#msg2192171 date=1209127524]@ Eldee,

I disagree with u. . . .
Look at me comments very well. . . . I never mentioned anyone's name.
Lordimpaq didn't mention any name because he was generalising. . . . ITK forced your hands to mention a name.
I don't know where u got that from but then. . . . .GAYnners are just what they are. . . Onanists!!!!![/quote]Hmmmn, I've never known you for tongue in cheek disses
Woulda loved to ask you who that post was aimed at but, nah, I'll pass
You make your choices. . .But my ITK does not agree with you

HNIC:
Excuses Excuses Excuses!!!
OK why did arsenal lose to Liverpool?
Flamini limped off,RVP was not fit.The ref was an idiot.
Eduardo broke his leg,Sagna's ankle.Rosicky's hamstring.
Ade's haircut.The Kop shouting,
I will be back with more

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=17491.msg2191069#msg2191069 date=1209111389]Excuses?  Did Man Utd LOSE to Barcelona at Camp Nou?
Why make any comparison to Arsenal who lost emphatically at Anfield?
Gaynners and their dud analysis. . . .[/quote]Exhibit A

Do you know he's not scored up to ten goals since he left Arsenal

We lost bout 5mil on him, but I still think he's a better deal that Wiltord where we lost 13million flat-out.
Since then, Wenger's been too scared to sign over 12mil rated players

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=17491.msg2191138#msg2191138 date=1209112727]@ Lordimpaq,
The kind of fuckery that comes out the lips of an average Gaynner is pathetic.
I was defending the reasons Ferguson played a defensive game against Barcelona and a GAYnner felt i shouldn't make EXCUSES. (HNIC)
If only your average part-time GAYnners over here were as knowledgeable!! Tssssk. . . . Tsssssk.[/quote]

lordimpaq:
well, am powerless to stop them from making "dud analysis"

and you have to live with that,

@Lordimpaq
You need to see where loyiks and Mc are coming from
Fine, u're trying to be as truthful as possible, but what you did there was a blatant insult at HNIC
The least you could have done was give your own argument for or against Jackal's post and that's all
Jackal himself knows that most gunners here are perfect analysts of the game, to join in his taunting is unheard of.

hollandis:
SNAKE @@##$$%eating &&&%%%$$the forbidden fruit.ABOMINATION!!!!!!

yo Adam ssup, where's ur wifey Eve, we got some fruits we gotta share

Err, I moved to the next level already of 'Will you marry me?' when i most def don't mean it

ibkaye:
in your dreams! hehehe, infact, when was the last time i was made to do that!? good times! roflmao

The last time I told you to, now stop talking and go complete your punishment

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=38887.msg2186325#msg2186325 date=1208992712]@ D-reloaded,

I see. . . .

Maybe people should draw the line between tongue-in-cheek and stating the facts.
Too much Nigerians in the UK doesn't equate it to Lagos by any means. . . .Too much Igbo people in Germany doesn't make it Onitsha, does it?
Only a complete doofus would compare Lagos to London. . . .
I cannot really blame any British Nigerian having a go at the people making such dud comparisons. [/quote]Nigerians that talk like that are the ones that live in Woolwich and Peckham
Them lot that live the triangle life of WORK, HOME, WORK
Some Nigerians are still scared of going to White-dominated areas cause they're scared of 'The Man'
Then they come back to naija and say London is this, London is that

ibkaye:
abeg sharrap and go back to sleep, see this pikin

Chei, see wetin internet cause ohh, infact kneel down, hands up and close your eyes for what you just said

ibkaye:
ok 'Adam', watch out for any serpants though

Oi, why's you calling ma name round Adam, and where's that his b***h of a wife, let's get this fruit mate

Toure has been tipped to be Arsenal's new captain next season with Gunners boss Wenger admitting he will be review William Gallas' position as skipper at the end of the season.
27-year-old Toure admits he would be proud to be named Arsenal captain, but feels he is already a captain out on the pitch because of his experience.

"I would be really, really proud [to be captain], but that is not my first focus because for me I feel like a captain on the pitch.
"I know I have been there, I am one of the oldest players in the squad now so naturally I feel like a captain and it doesn't matter if I have the armband of not.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11670_3468296,00.html

I understand him wanting to be the captain but it does not mean he should go slandering the current captain in front of press cameras. That's really bad for the team.

let me just add that Carlos Vela & Fran Merida would be around, they cld play d Carling Cups

The problem with Vela is that it's going to be hard for him to get a work permit
That's the only reason he's not in the team yet, he needs to play more internationals.

Finally,despite his recent statement that he was not planning to swoop on David Villa,AW has always admitted his admiration for the Valencia striker.So the rumour that AW is planning a GBP25m move for him is good news,I only hope the Ijebu man will not let his infamous Wengernomics make the whole thing to fall through

The day Wengers spends 25mill on a player, Mourinho will coach Super Eagles.
He's been cautious ever since what happened with Reyes, it's now once beaten twice shy.
On the other hand there are many players that could be up for free transfer next year, like Barry
They'll be priced at almost half their worth that's what I think Wenger will be watching out for._{Trust me, I'm on a BSc Wengernomics course}

ibkaye:
snake? small snake exile ke?

the exile i sent you on now

@Jackal
Methinks Anderson will come in at the after the first half to put that busting pace into the game

Bout Brown, your worry is my pleasure

Iniesta on left against a fix-in RB, hmmn, infact I'll like to see what happens when the Barca wonderkid Giovanni and Henry come in
That's when the trouble starts, Hagreaves might get a red today

tkb417:
@Jackal
lmao!. . .lets run to our thread before they shout start making noise here

Chei, see tkb's scared of ban ooh
Don't worry jare, if your IP gets banned, no need to use a new PC, just use that thing I showed you the other day

@nazzyon
Exactly my thoughts too, now he's shifting Brown to the Etozone layer and putting Hagreaves on right back
I'm thinking this match's not going to be the dream final before final we were hoping for
Now, the the central midfielders will have to be more defensive to cover Brown

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=2169.msg2149264#msg2149264 date=1208102509]Missing  a few peeps for real:

Cute ass
Ronni slimz
JT Pretty
Eldee
Almondjoy
Jaybaby
Tafari
Crazykid
2old4that
Tyrex
Damsol
Watever
Ralvy
and ofcourse Dr. Ferlie [/quote]Swear u're dangerously been missed over here
oi, you know you made me start listening to Chrissette

ibkaye:
SLIMEY INSECT! *runs*

that's not an insect hun, it's just a snake
and when did u finish ur exile

nana:
Eugh!

lol. . .wonder how Eve managed to get advice from sumn that grimmy

@topic
u again, u this faceless dude