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@Dayo

You're hosting me next summer . . . I don't care if you live in a Nazi camp.
That's next year's summer booked.

The UK's getting too predictable, and the only place European chics come now is Oxford Street.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=112843.msg6386986#msg6386986 date=1279142361]nah. they just don't know how to use it. foundation is rlly d easiest makeup to use if you can find your shade.
many foundations don't make colors that match black ppl. there will be like 15 shades for whites but only 2 or 3 shades for blks
i don't really use makeup so i can't complain.[/quote]I don't know the stats, but there are so many ugly black girls, it's unfair on guys.
Ugly girls are the best cockblocks . . . they'll cockblock like their lives depended on it.

I don't think that video can work for that large number of them . . .

Ever heard sumone say . . .'If you can't be goodlooking, just be funny' . . . that style is better

If your girl is a lesbian you should start thanking God.
That's a legitimate case for a ménage à trois . . .

Do you know how many guys have been praying for this??

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=372868.msg6386961#msg6386961 date=1279141983]eldee, it's just a premonition. in d future u will be carrying your wife's handbag 4 her.[/quote]I actually don't mind carrying a woman's bag . . . especially if she's with a baby.
I do it for my mum sumtimes.

Truth is, ladies like to big up their men in front of other people. . . right thinking ones I mean.
See how Beyonce loses all he sasha-fierceness when Jay-Z is with her . . . same wiv Becks.
So I don't see it happening with a wife or a girlfriend.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=112843.msg6386952#msg6386952 date=1279141877]hahaha not true. i saw one black girl on d bus yesterday she had a pile ton of makeup on nd she was still gorgeous. d make up transformed her face.
lots of black ppl just don't know how to use d makeup.[/quote]For every one black makeup miracle I've seen, there have been 15 foundation failures.
I used to live in London . . . the Underground on Friday nights was a circus.

At the end of the night, you'd have counted 35 Mary Kay gone wrong cases . . . it's scary.
Some people are so ugly, make up should come with NHS prescriptions for them

eyoniggar:
Eldee wetin this one mean?

Open a new thread . . . we're tired of these notifications.
I don't even know if I actually posted on this thread or fate is just punishing me for my sins.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077] <sub>^Who jam yu?ok below i have a list of the 'janitors' u should not consult o!

honeric
chamotex
lalaboi
jaybee
eldee

(try 2 stay away from this list)</sub>[/color]

Who're you calling janitor?? See this babe ooh

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=112843.msg6386854#msg6386854 date=1279140880]eldee, see this topic:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478017.0.html

nothing related to beyonce though. IMO beyonce is a natural beauty[/quote]You forgot to read the small print in that video.

'Research shows that the part that says to pile a ton of makeup on your face has a 10% success rate and this can be even lower in black people'

Just watching the last kiss scene between Jack and Rose in Titanic . . . it's hilarious.
Looked like tonguerape . . .

deniyor:
I do not get what you mean or are referring to?

I'm referring to the phrase 'basic animal instincts'.

If you guys are still stuck on the 'it's all makeup argument', I'll personally sponsor your makeup, if you come out as hot as Beyonce, then I'll believe you.

deniyor:
^^^^ Basic animal instincts!

This is where we have to draw he line . . . if it 'animal instincts' in the sense I think it is, I'll have to ask, since when did having sex make someone less of a man??
Isn't this the age of pro-choice??
Why should one section impose their opinions of what's right on another set of people??

dayokanu:
he assisted? he is as important as the barber who shaved Iniestas hair, the Keeper who took the goal kick, the tailor who made the jersey etc

Yeah . . . at the end of the day, he found the perfect pass that Xavi, Alonso and Villa were begging for till the 118th minute.

dayokanu:
The African culture permits Polygamy does not mean that the whites are monogamous by any stretch. We live in their midst and we know what these white men do. Most have mistress outside. The celebrities we hear of are the ones we know like Sandra Bullock, Mel Gibson, John Edwards, Bill Clinton, Kennedy and Al Gore almost all the top men in America have some form of cheating scandal around them but we chose to blame African culture and African men.

Like I said, the day African women start to appreciate their men thats the day the sun would rise in the West

In countries like France and Italy, it's weird for a successful man not to have a mistress that they go to parties with.
In the UK and US, we've seen the manager of the England team and President of the US receiving head off PAs.

Clinton, Erickson, Becks, Jude Law, Brad Pitt and Mel Gibson are not white enough for these people.

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=478066.msg6386517#msg6386517 date=1279136428]^lolz ofcourse av missed yhu ! _{only if}   
am aw'ryt yhu?  [/quote]I've been flawless . . .
You know what, I don't you to keep missing me all the time.

I'll give you my YIM.

@chi-baby

I know you've missed me but come on, you didn't have to go all out in you pic.
How's you??

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]How old r u again?[/color]

Let's just say I have only about one decade to enjoy no-strings sex without being called a wasteman.

Pweety4me:
& dat really makes u feel better about urself?or the person your wif?

It does actually . . . knowing that our relationship is based on trust and a deviation from that will end it.
I don't like fooling myself or any other person, life is short.

ibkaye:
you know fully well that it isn't that easy

I will try my best to promise heaven and earth but the choice is still yours.
I'm not Raoul Moat or sum next stalker, if she leaves, it's on to the next one.

There's a reason guys like us work hard on social attributes and money . . . it's to make transitions quicker.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]See dis na d tin [b]y-me [/b]dey talk about 'Sexism'. . .gbenu e doti soun jo.[/color]

I'm not sexist, I just prefer equality.
I don't cheat even in relationships not to talk of marriage, the only reason I'll let you get away with cheating is my guilt.

If I cheat on you, end it . . . it's that easy.

Why?? Ego.

I personally don't mind a woman cheating if I've cheated first . . . it's a 'Aiite, it's 1-1, let's end the relationship'.
Obviously I cannot continue in a relationship if she has cheated, I've got an ego to take care of, it's not my fault that women don't have one.

tkb417:
who go dig up this nansense

eyodundee, did she ask u to carry her bag again

Abi ooh . . .it's been disturbing my notifications for a week or two now.

dayokanu:
Everyone who leaves Assanal always realise how hopeless the club is, If you have at anytime tasted success you would fear failure.

Imagine Cesc only hope of winning trophies is as a subtitute for Spain, What a life

He assisted the goal that won the World Cup. . . my case rests.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=439183.msg6385311#msg6385311 date=1279123575]Thierry Henry moves to MLS. . . . .
What happened to Henry's love for Arsenal? I thunk he was gonna come back to the Emirates and help em win their 1st league title since 2004![/quote]Is it the same way Roy Keane came back to help Man Utd??

toba:
sorry 4 him

Hehehe . . . if you knew how much he stands to make you'll stop talking like this.
This negro will double his creer earnings in commercials. . . like Ronaldinho that did a Nike World Cup commercial without even going to the World Cup.

Spyker:
Choose one and you will have born a great child. Rather, just name him NFF or FIFA or CAF.

Ewu Garrison.

Hehehe . . . I don die!!!

Nah, If you really want to name him sumn that has to do with Fab4, I think you should go with 'Francesc' or 'Francis'.
It doesn't confine your child to a circus whn he grows up.

Fabregas . . . nah!!!

@DBR

That's exactly what I said . . . the only reason you're still on this line is because you don't know what he means by 'I'm on my third six'
You've made up your mind that the benefit of doubt has to be anti-Hov so there's no need for me to drag this any further.

He drowns the clarity of 'Mason'?? Hehehe, you listened to the radio version.

As I said, the only reason he used 'third six' was for the wordplay on the '666' accusations not for controversy.
When The Game called him camel face, see what he did with it 'Now these niggas is mad, oh they call me a camel. But I mastered the drought, what the Bleep, I'm an animal. Half man, half mammal, my sign is a Sag'.

That's what good rappers do . . . when life gives you 666, you make puns.

But your mind is set . . .so read whatever you want to read into it.

I think the Rick Ross Drake song is kinda weak. It just breezed past. . .lol

@DBR

It's simple . . . if Jay-Z was accused of saying 6666 in the video, he'd have said 'I'm on my fourth six'.
The origin is the accusation and not the love for controversy.

The only reason you're making a big deal because you didn't nderstand what the 'six' stands for . . . people fear what they don't understand.
You understood 'I'm amazing' hence the reason you didn't make a big deal out of that.

He has done and interview, he's said this is 'God engineering', said his 'Hail Marys' . . . that's not being controversial to me, that's just making a wordplay out of any situation, like any gifted rapper would.

michelin89:
If there is a preference I guess there is an option.

I am surprised though that some can't see the problem lolita lovers.

Yeah . . .but the only other option is don't act on the fact that you love this person.
It's unfair to force these option on people just because you 'have a problem with lolita lovers'.

michelin89:
So how can you call it "preference", if we can't choose?

I do see a problem with a guy in his 20s falling for teenage girls all the time.

The thing is . . . you choose whether or not to act on love, that's when it becomes a preference.
If he's attracted to to women of a particular age, he might choose to listen to people like you and back off out of intimidation, or act on his love.

You see where 'preference' comes in??

It's just a preference . . . more like a fetish.

I'm from the UK . . . [b]Oyinda [/b]can vouch for me.

@Sauron

That's evil man . . . I know she's a slut and all that, but did you have to cast her like that??

chiogo:
I can't see the 666 signs . . .or maybe he's controlling my mind so I'm blind to his devilish ways. You do the reporting, I'm strongly behind you.

figilante coo, night vigil nee.

See this one . . . write 999 on any Jay-Z album, turn it upside down, what do you see??