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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6184556#msg6184556 date=1276118206]Cheese n Rice. . . . . .Eldee, fingers are not equal.
Na condition make crayfish bend. [/quote]Fingers are not equal but why should the pinky finger be trying to do the 'fuckyou' sign when the middle finger is chilling??

debosky:
Hehehe. . . .TKB sponsored my trip oh - I am still a below average poo packer paying less than £27,000 p/a on rent.  

That's what you guys say . . . till we see you tagged on Facebook closing down 40/40 with cartons Cristal.
Abeg go siddon jare.

OvieE:
Just for one time he visited London and he's going nut. He is a fuccking idiot who deserve to be killed by lion.

That's kinda expensive . . . he'll have to travel to Kenya for that.
His passport only has a visa for UK and Malaysia.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6184496#msg6184496 date=1276117684]U gotta be kidding me. . . . .
Are you saying a vacation in Europe doesn't count for a NIN?
Do you know how many hurdles the OP scaled to get to London?
Abeg, give HATCH some credits. . . . . . .Going to Rwanda is a big deal for NINs never mind EUROPE.[/quote]The funniest thing is, the big-ballers don't talk . . . TKB and Debosky go to Trinidad for beer.
They don't open threads on Nairaland to celebrate it.

But this one goes to the Liberia and the next thing it's on Nairaland's homepage.

J-girl drops an offline to tell me she's in London, by the time I see it, she's in Zurich or sumn, if Hatch does that, he'll close down Nairaland.

dayokanu:
@eldee,
What team do you support? I hope not Assanal cos I still cant fathom how someone would be supporting a barren club who hasnt won a trophy since the creation of Nairaland.

@Debo, With the kind of rubbish you are spewing, I am tempted you have been using straw to suck the gulf oil spill into your abdomen and brain

Hehehe . . . is that the reason why Graffite dribbled every single player in your team before scoring with a backheel??
That dude musta thought he was Maradona or sumn.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6184459#msg6184459 date=1276117342]He is the king of jobless folks.
Started a pointless, senseless thread. . . . .
I am even surprised he hasn't littered the whole place with his romance with the pigeons at Trafalgar Square.
Hatch wants everyone on NL to know he visited London(BY FORCE). [/quote]He's boasting about holidays because he visited London . . . Nigerians like to show off a lot.
What will he say when he starts going to Brazil and the Bahamas??

FFS, my sisters went to Spain in the middle of a school session, Europe doesn't count when listing holidays.

[quote author=hatch# link=topic=459274.msg6184446#msg6184446 date=1276117192]This goes to show how jobless both Nigerians at home and diaspora can be .[/quote]You started the thread amigo . . .

Why do I always miss these threads??

Oya whose side am I on?? Let me read the first page to see!!!

dayokanu:
Milito rap.ed our Central defenders twice and Sneijder twice. Our full backs were not touched.

Can you tell me how many time Drogba did Vermalean and be truthful

You should be ashamed of yourself . . . so Milito raped your centre-backs this time, last time it was Zenith rapin your full backs without touching your centre backs??
Isn't it meant to be a team game??

The other day it was Grafitte schooling your whole defence on the art of scoring with a back heel.
Tomorrow it will be a different player . . . must your whole team get sodomised individually??

Giggz ft B.O.B

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EuI2_pjDlM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/flash]

hax:
TML was alright. Drake does know how to do his hooks and beats. It's a pity Eminem can't do the same. After so many years in the game. At least Nas ran to uncle Damian when he knew he couldn't pick beats to save his life. lmao
Credibility lost.

I think B.O.B is the better than Drake at doing hooks. . . you should listen to the song he did with Giggz (UK's finest).
B.O.B's album was a journey through the world of music . . . listen to the song with Lupe Fiaso, and then the highlight of the album Magic.

Drake was too formulaic for me, it was the typical commercial album. . . track for track, Nothing on You trashes Find Your Love, Airplanes trashes Over, Magic trashes Light Up . . . B.O.B even had a rock song on his album, that's as good as it gets for a new rapper.

aieromon:
Sorry he disappointed you.I knew a disaster was going to come out of this project,forget how many copies he eventually sells.He featured too many A-class rappers on the album(wonder if he was looking for a nationwide appeal).What was Nicki Minaj even doing on the album?

Two bloody singers competing for my-space.I'd rather listen to souljaboytellem.com than B.O.B

I don't see anything wrong with rappers singing, as long as you do it properly like Drake did on Forever.
He just did the Diddy effect thing . . . but I trust Drake, he'll come back stronger.

Nikki is basically the only chic in rap right now . . . she's an asset Young Money.

mukina2:
Eldee
how much does Eto pay you?

If I support him enough, I'll get one of those watches.

AjanleKoko:
Dude, N1k no be $29k na . . .  
I'm sure I spend a lot more than that, if I actually cost my Internet usage.

It just sounds kinda crass, and lau-lau to me.
$1.3m is a lot of money for Africa. Just my opinion sha.

At the end of the day, your N1,000 a month could save someone's child from starving to death. . . let's not even include the money you spend on credit and other stuff, still leaving some money in your account as security.

The life you're living is luxury to some people, but they don't question how you spend your money.
We are not in the position to make moral judgements . . . if not we should start by attacking businesses that gather money for themselves and then question the people paying Eto'o that sort of money.

Orikinla:
When it comes to sexual lust, majority of Nigerian men are he-goats.
They can sleep with any female with bosoms.

One slept with the housegirl and got pubic lice. The wife was shocked when she found out.

Nigerian men prefer mugus. Girls they can cheat.

Exactly . . . it's a preference.
You think they're stupid?? Cool.

But why should you take the thing to excessive demands of shares of his wealth??
Are you punishing him for getting pubic lice or for downgrading??

Ex-wives seriously need to get a life.

cbjonstage:
has he made any donation to any orphanage home in his country sef ?

Yes he has . . . countless times at that.
And he has also opened a Football Academy to develop the talent of poor kids and send them to Europe to start footballing careers.
He has taken part in various events to help people affected by the Tsunami, Earthquakes and other natural disasters.

Why is this one becoming a problem?? Is it because it might help to inspire the team??

I think divorce laws need a review.

Truthfully what's the reasoning behind letting a woman claim money after divorce??
That tradition is set in Victorian Britain when women never used to work. . . if you don't get and education and work, then tough luck . . . why should I pay you 1BN because I prefer to be with the housemaid??


Is marriage a prison?? Should you pay just because you no longer find the woman attractive??

This is 2010 for heaven's sake . . .

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=459557.msg6178132#msg6178132 date=1276036273][color=deeppink]Respect?

I give respect to him it is due, I don't shower respect on dummies. . .It's like showering gifts on pigs.[/color] [/quote]I was watching the whole scenario play out itself and you seem to be the one being daft here.
If at this stage in your life, you can't spot a simple and funny play on words, then your case is desperate.

Like seriously, you're making it your job to spot spelling errors on the net??
Save your face and leave your Spelling Bee certificate under your bed, you're too young to be making a joke of yourself round here.

This is a Public Service Announcement

The real Slim Shady is not sane yet!!!
The real Slim Shady is not sane yet!!!

They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin'
Cuz as soon as they throw on some R-Kelly I start ballin'
Makin' it rain for them ladies in the mini's
But I'm not throwin' ones, fives, tens, or even twenties
I'm throwin' quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies


I'll rip a tree out the ground
And flip it upside down
'Fore I turn over a new leaf

Eminem - W.T.P

We . . . A24FN members have decided that we're moving on to Flash Forward.

It may not be half as good as JB, but we just have to make do till the movie is out.

hancock:
albums usually get leaked 1-2-3 weeks before their release dates . . . . . thats why we have release dates 
listened to the first 5 tracks on my way to work this morning. . . . . so far the album looks tight compared to relapse . . . . . . . just my opinion 

Hehehe . . . you guys are bad for business

hax:
Were they worth it?

I hear Recovery's production is weak, and his wordplay is forced, and Drake is pop. lol

I've heard only Nicki's verse on the whole Thank Me Later. I'm not interested. I downloaded TML a few days ago, and Recovery yesterday. Haven't gotten to listening to them yet. Both haven't been impressing me lately. Can't be bothered yet. Maybe I'll try them tomorrow. Drake first.

Don't forget to d/l Reflection Eternal o.

The problem with Recovery is, we'll all be tempted to compare it to Relapse . . . any album will trash Relapse.
For now though, I've only listened to the song with Rihanna, Em's doing a Kanye (Bittersweet).

Drake's album is not what I expected it to be, but he has some really good commercial singles.
IMO B.O.B's album trashes TML on every level. I expected Thank Me Later to be like Late Registration.

I've got RPM, haven't listened yet.

I'm such a hypocrite . . . when it was Nas & Damian Marley's Distant Relatives and Jay-Z's Blueprint, I waited for the release date.
Now it's Eminem and Drake . . . I've downloaded the whole thing.

AjanleKoko:
That still doesn't make it right.
He lives in a Third World country. $1.3m would make good seed money towards a soccer school in Cameroun, for aspiring young Eto'os.
Besides . . . really, you think Europeans would fall over themselves to grab a piece of Eto'o watches? When Piaget and all the other brands dey there? Dream on!

Why are you using the internet when there are millions of people that will die of hunger in your country??
Do you think the N1,000 you spend on the internet monthly is not enough to save the life of at least one of the 400,000 kids suffering from malnutrition??

Seriously . . .what's the use of release dates these days when everyone has it as soon as it leaves the studio??

Ibime:
These lot are plonkers. . . . rappers metaphors do not have to be precise. . . . if someone says My flows are tight like Hebrews, does that mean all Hebrews are tight?

That's exactly what I said the first time when I saw the line.
It's a minor error, but it's still an error nonetheless . . . what then do you say about the daft explanations we've seen on this thread??

Bialegend:
For those who do not know and will come here to open their mouths to do nothing else other than to bash, Samuel Eto'o runs a diamond wrist watch brand/fashion company. The watches he gave out as gifts to his team mates are actually a sort of publicity/advertisment in disguise, and he stands to gain more that he gave out through that worthy awareness creation. They are only his brands of luxury wrist watches which he is only advertising through that way. Check this out: http://www.luxgallery.com/luxury/the-time-of-eto%E2%80%99o/375/

If it were just for the awareness, why didn't he give them to his Inter Milan players instead??
Doesn't he have a higher chance of publicising his watches when Sneidjer or Mourinho is seen wearing his watch than Ndiefi or whatever their names are??

He's not gaining more by spending that much on his national team, he's motivating them, infact, if they didn't qualify, they would not have received the wristwatches.

Outstrip:
Sorry I am more of a practical person

And your own definition of practicality doesn't include fulfilling promises made as to rewards for qualification??
You don't know how much sense you're making with your last post.

Outstrip:
Yeah I am sure after banging whatever they drag into the hotel room they would have accomplished something important

Obviously . . . at least someone is being motivated, the woman.
That's what $29,000 wristwatches do . . . now be reasonable and apply it to motivating players.

Outstrip:
Abeg what sort of motivation. Priorities. Priorities. Priorities. If he had given them the cash to improve their lives that would have made more sense. A watch? For what? So that five years down the road when some of them might not have money for other things they can look at their $29,000 personalized watch to remind them that it is time to eat but there is no money to buy food. I tire ,

Are they complaining?? Why are you taking Andrew Liver Salt for another person's tummy-ache??
Anybody that thinks a $29,000 personalised wristwatch doesn't motivate should wear one while asking a woman to visit his hotel room.

BTW . . . if any of those players don't like the watch, could they please send it to my address, I don't mind wearing a $29,000 watch that says Assou-Ekotto on it.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=457505.msg6176807#msg6176807 date=1276021682]It can't be that bad. . . . . .
I was taught prime/even/odd numbers in primary school.
Unless you are suggesting Rapjunkie dropped out of school before that topic was taught in his class, he has no excuse!!!
Technically, it means Rapjunkie dropped outta school before the age of 10. . . . .Tsssk, tsssk. [/quote]Nah, he just skipped classes to do a lil weed in primary school.
He even forgot how to spell his username properly. . . he was so good at grass that the teacher named him wrap-junkie

It was as a result of weed that he mistakenly forgot the 'w' hence . . . rapjunkie.

ofokaofoki:
rapjunkie i didnt teach u to lose nairaland battles like a weakling,, and to eldee of all people.,, are u going to allow eldee e-bully u like this ? rapjunki konko.

Hehehe . . . you no good ohh.
You just wan make Rapjunkie disgrace im family name by force.
You never laugh finish?? Abeg allow that side jare.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=457505.msg6176670#msg6176670 date=1276019977]If Rapjunkie and his army of zombies still fail to understand this logic, then i am sorry. . . .they can't be helped.
It's either they are incredibly silly or they are just winding us up.

Even an ewe knows Mode-9's liner there had no substance.
Ibime had to run away cos he knew he couldn't deny that daft statement about prime numbers and even numbers.[/quote]Ibime actually acknowledged the flaw . . . the guy dey protect him Mathematics degrees
Rapjunkie has nothing to lose . . . he's a high school drop-out

doyin13:
I haven't seen the movie, but I doubt cinematography would be on the priority list considering the plot.
If I were producing, I would probably demand that it be simply adequate. Nothing flashy but not trashy either.

I am guessing it had to have been very very bad for Eldee to emphasise it this much.

It's not that bad, it's just the fact that the general rule is 'if it's a one major scene movie, get the cameras right'.
That's what most hostage-situation movies are based on.
They wasted so many good scenes . . . even a sniper situation was made to look shite.

What was even more annoying was the fact that they kept going into long debates every other scene . . . I almost checked to see if I was watching Question Time.