TheRealProphet:
Condom sorry, I don't use that with my WIFE.

Withdrawal - I do that often.

Vasectomy - will try that if she don't calm down.

BABA NO EVEN TRY VASECTOMY.. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CUM!!!! NOW WHAT IS THE ESSENCE OF SEX AND PENIS WITHOUT CUMMING??

#ALILI

FIRST SHE'S OLD.
SECONDLY SHE'S SHORT
THIRDLY SHE'S SMALL
FOURTHLY, NO ASS, NO BRESSS
FIFTHLY, SHE'S UGLY


YET A VIRGIN SMALL BOY WHO HAS NEVER HAD A TASTE OF PUSSY FELL INTO HER TRAP AND GOT HER OFF THE MARKET

WELL, HAPPY EMPLOYMENT TO YOU GIRL.

AND TO THE VIRGIN BOY, DON'T COME AND OPEN ANOTHER TREAD NEXT 2 YEARS TO COMPLAIN HOW YOU'RE TIRED OF YOUR MARRIAGE


KIDS EVERYWHERE!!!

*SPITS!!!

leonard002:
Well, it's funny you asked because I have quite a handful of experiences. Most of which happened during my quest for medical internship.

The first was when I went to Calabar. The internship exam was at UCTH the next day. I took transport from my state without knowing anyone or budgeting for a hotel to sleep. Recent graduate... Where u see money for hotel... lol.

Anyway, it was a 6 hour plus journey. We arrived at Calabar in the evening, and it was getting late. We were still on the bus heading towards the park when I kept wondering what I would do. As we were driving past, I saw a building with the label: UCTH medical students hostel. I told the driver to stop me there.

I came down and met the first guy I saw. I told him that I was to write the internship exam the next day and I didn't have anywhere to sleep. He told me to wait let him call the hostel president. The hostel president came and asked me to show my ID card, license, and other documents. I did and he accommodated me in his room for two days. Very good guy. His name is Frank.


SECOND EXPERIENCE

The same internship travails, lol. Anyway, this time was in Delta state... Warri to be precise. Normally, I've heard about this city, so I was super cautious. I didn't have money for a hotel and didn't know anyone or have anywhere to sleep as usual.

So, when I got to the city, at the park, I asked for a cheap hotel for like 3k or less. They said they don't know of any, that I should get to Effurun roundabout. Hmm. When I got there I met another good guy, Stephen. He sells eyeglasses. I told him what happened and that I needed a hotel to spend the night if he knows any. He said he stays in the barracks and those hotels inside there were like N1,500 or thereabout per night. I said great.

So after the close of work, he took me there and that was how that one went.

I HAVE MORE, but let's do with this for now...

I took risks sha those times.

I wrote about my experiences in my book titled 'PREPOSTEROUS', if you would be interested in reading. Send me a PM.

My Boss. Lol

CollinsWeGlobe:
On my way out this morning, I picked up this €5 that makes it the 5th times I picked money on the floor in Europe.

I was expecting you to turn to a goat or lizard ni. How come you no turn baba. Lol

You're not alone brother. I always fantasize her ontop of me riding my big cockk with her waist shaking hard while I cuum all my brain cells inside her tight pusssssassy!!

internationalman:
In the YouTube video she looks like someone who has been f:cked hard..

If I had a chance to meet just one celebrity my entire life I would go for Harley Dean..

For those of you who would wanna know who she is; she is the reason I smile all the time.

;D6

Five children? And they said Whites don't give birth like that??

adewumiopeyemi:
Go and watch
Behind. Mansion walls
In investigation discovery in dstv
And see what is happen I. The world in terms of crime
Serial killer

Channel wetin

Viking007:
I can watch ID Extra for hours and not get tired. Probably the only reasonable channel on DStv.

Channel what please

Channel 419 on DSTV

So no dstv channel want show this match ni??


Make I enter okada go stadium shaaa

*SPITS!!!!

Oh my Tacha!!


It was in the year 2014.

I just got back from US. Cruising the city with my silver Mercedes Benz E350

I was driving through GRA phase 2 Port Harcourt all of a sudden this fair ballooned sized boobies babe waved at me. I had to pull over because her oranges; my food where almost trying to pop outta her chest.

She quickly asked for a lift.... I couldn't resist... Cos my boner was almost touching my break pedal.





To cut short this wonderful story..


I had a great time... With those wonderful oranges. Tho not perky but still juicy. I soked and soked and soked till I had dislocated jaws.

I dropped her afterwards only to ask for her name after her fruitless efforts to collect my number. she replied..."Tacha!!"

I'm so glad she's popular now. At least the 5M I used to in discharging her off wasn't a waste.

Oh my Nneka!


It all started in 2015. My wife just delivered our first son. She needed help, so Nneka came to live with us.

She was well endowed, with perky titties and round otule. When I saw her I put up this wicked smile cos at last my spec has finally come to roost in our home.

My wife on the other hand, has grown too fat and chubby with wide chochocho cos of child birth..



To cut this wonderful story short....


The next 4 years was my best in life... Cos Nneka practically became my Jada Fire and Mia Khalifa.


My wife found out and killed her.

She was buried in a shallow grave at the back of my house.

Oh my Nneka!!

Cossy!!


It was in the year 2012.

I just got back from US. Cruising the city with my silver Mercedes Benz E350

I was driving through GRA phase 2 Port Harcourt all of a sudden this fair ballooned sized boobies babe waved at me. I had to pull over because her oranges, my food where almost trying to pop outta her chest.

She quickly asked for a lift.... I couldn't resist... Cos my boner was almost touching my break pedal.





To cut short this wonderful story..


I had a great time... With those wonderful oranges. Tho not perky but still juicy. I soked and soked and soked till I had dislocated jaws.

I dropped her afterwards only to ask for her name after her fruitless efforts to collect my number. she replied..."Cossy!!"

I'm so glad she's popular now. At least the 5M I used to discharge her off didn't waste.


Peace!

YOU'RE JUST A FOKING AKPA AMU!!!


*SPITS ON YOUR LOW IQ!! USELESS GOAT!!!

DateMynd44:
she should turn away and repent from worldly lifestyle and turn to Christ or else a worse sickness might come sooner or later and she might not live to tell the story

FTC, YEAH!!!!

Fok the Nigerian constitution men! I never chop come be the constitution wey no fit help local man.

Meanwhile, I dedicate this my FTC to my mom. She's always been praying for me that I will turn out great. Thanks mom, I just made Nairaland FTC!!!

Then, to my Babe Amaka. It took me 356 to get your number and 800 days to agree to be My Babe. We've dated for 3 years now and I've not seen your opantee much more your chochochocho. Baby why na?? Is it gold-plated?? Why don't you want local man to dive in and have a good time na Anyways, I believe with this iga emepe the bullshit ka m suoo!!!!!

Then lastly, to everyone that read this and clicked like. You'll win 2M this weekend on bet9ja.com.

If you no win quote me and send your AKANT make I credit you 2M a$ap!!

Terrible things are happening. I invited one Olosho to my house last week.

Make I go shower, comot bathroom, I no see Aisha, my wallet and my iPhone 8.

Called her line.. Switched off.

Searched this bitch number on facebook. Identified the thief. Traced her to her place with a MOPO.

Arrested the bittch and retrieved my Items.

Since then, I don't play with my Vaseline!!!!

When I first saw the kidnap news, I smiled and at same time laughed out loud. You may have asked why??

It's simple. She looked like someone that has been caged all through her life. Most richkids are like that. No freedom like their counterparts.

Meanwhile, I'm sure she's pregnant and as a small girl that she is.... Missing her period prolly for the first time, she had to rush go see the pregnantee in Owerri for possible and quick solution. So therefore, make them run BPT for her immediately.

But if above ain't the case, then why couldn't she wait till school resumes to carry out the dickursion!! Now putting the parents at worry.

Don't bother asking how I know this. NKECHI and Chioma have been spending a whole time at my place even when they are supposed to be in school.

Threesoome made easy!!!!!

She's too Big men.

I prefer my girls, small and short with moderate ass and boobies.

Last time I tried a big lady, I got a fractured peniis!

*SPITS!!!!

;DHahahahahahah

Investmentfreak:


The money was 700k before
Betting increased it to 100k
Thank you

I deh tell you. Hahahhaha...

dayleke:
She should thank her God n her lucky stars for still being alive.
Maybe the "spirits" rejected her.

Death is better than being in Some debts.

Naso I drink cockroach poison when I couldn't pay mama NKECHI her money for 2 plates of eba

Ije uwa m oo!

AMU EKWENSU AGBATIA

*SPITS!

WHICH ONE IS POCKET PUSSSY BIKONU

Paroh:
When I say y'all should stop having sex till marriage this is what I mean. Why dont you use a Fleshlight Instead? No begging fot sex, no stds, no paying for hotel, just you and your pocket pucsy.

See my signature. PM me now

MILF


IFE DI GI NA OBI NA AGADA NA AGU LOCAL MEN


Translation... YOUR BOOOBIES AND HONEYPOOT IS THE FANTASY OF WE LOCAL MEN.

rentAcock:
Nigeria will win 3-0. If this happens I will give one random person 0.001 bitcoin.

DADDY YOU TOO MUCH I DEY FEEL YOU. MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU . YOU GO SEE YOUR CHILDREN CHILDREN. MORE BTC TO YA AKANT.

169uge92mmF6z7RxGAhhDr2zkX48Ki5g16

OYA OP YOU CAN NOW MASTURBATE WELL WITH HIS PE.NIS SLIP!

*SPITS!!!