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Efe sorry but i guess when ur back, u can check dis out

A dog, a cat, and a p.enis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The p.enis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

Vic2k3:
**touching de lips**Damn i want dat 4ever.it waz like a holy kiss

u must be kidding me a new born baby will even reject dat kiss

ok grandma come in and do ur job

oh thank u my grandson, oh so where is d victim

*goes to him, opens his mouth and plants her sluggy tongue and mushy teethless mouth in his mouth and deposits some thick greenish saliva in his mouth*

now lets see if he wont wake up

Vic2k3:
I will only wake up if u give me a kiss **winks**

efe u shouldnt av kissed him, u should let me call my grandma do dat for u, i bet he wont faint again

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6569137#msg6569137 date=1281722262]**still feeling dizzy**

Trust me, it's got nuffin to do with love!!

unless you be girl, u no go understand - Warri babe or not. . .

**touches her swollen lips**

Damn!! But this guy is one hell of a great kisser. . .[/quote]so u fainted cos of a kiss, now dats weird

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6569033#msg6569033 date=1281721008]Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .

**faints**[/quote]Efe's in love?? i think say warri girls no dey fall like dat oooo

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=496447.msg6568911#msg6568911 date=1281719863]Element G. . .keep them coming. [/quote][quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496447.msg6568975#msg6568975 date=1281720465]Element see??

You've even got our dear Mod's seal of approval!!

Now tell me, does it get any better than that??

[/quote]Oh my God, av never felt dis special, i feel like crying , infact i am crying

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6568883#msg6568883 date=1281719532]Blacksta  

**snatches double barrel gun from blacksta, cocks it ready 4 action. . .**[/quote]hope say efe never turn to militant oooo

Vic2k3:
Sees a gun and looks 4 a nearby window

abeg i no be ur fault oo, who no go run when chick don dey vex especially when she carry ur size for hand

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6568724#msg6568724 date=1281718191]Element, you've got to read between the lines. . .In this context, bad means good  [/quote]am really sorry guy u know, i had not used my drugs then   but i think now am really okay  

thanks girl, i thought d joke was stale but i guess u really have a gud sense of humor, surprisingly av made my first friend on Nland today

Vic2k3:
No no no u're mine only approved bad girl

huh efe's a bad girl?? , or is it me dat's just imagining wat i see, i guess its time for me to go take my drugs

check dis one out guys

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-shaking scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here? ' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"

uh sorry to ask efe but where is the jokes offtopic thread

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493223.msg6568493#msg6568493 date=1281716122]well, if it's in the Romance Section - Efe nor dey waka reach dat side. . .
I be purely Jokes Section babe [/quote]omo i feel d swaga wey dey dat sentence oooo

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=493223.msg6568447#msg6568447 date=1281715581]Element - do you believe diamonds are a girl's best friend??[/quote]well yeah i believe it is only when she's ready to accept it from me without dat foolish reluctant face lolllzzz

man dat was a nice one, d yoruba was smart. i give ur story a 10/10

wats wrong efe, i cant see d topic u posted about good girls and bad girls

honestly i wish evil girls was part of d option, if it was, i would have picked it cos those girls are destiny killers

efe, u really know how to make a man speechless, anyway thanks girl

Principle of deduction? eermm sorry efe but i guess am kinda daft at d moment so i dont think i can really crack dat out, but do u know wat i call girls who dont wear bras? i call dem d "Low self esteem"

so i guess i really tried on dat one right?

ha efe never hear me ooo, cos more still dey come, make i just recharge my cells, i don low for d main time

ummm efe, sorry to interrupt d show but wat do u really call girls who hate wearing bras

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496447.msg6567661#msg6567661 date=1281708108]RIGHT!!

I can't bear this anymore!! - the laughter is just too much

peeps go tink say I don craze!!

Seun!! Pls, Pls. .  . Close off nland b/w the hours of 8am - 6pm else many of us go get sacked!![/quote]no be my fault oo, but pls chick take am easy for office oo, never craze finish ooo or else na red card go follow am, anyway it is as u said "tis all about it"

sometimes i kinda wonder who's really d sinner in d boys and d girls.

In d bible we were told dat Adam and Eve ate d apple and immediately their eyes opened and they discovered dat they were naked.

But who really ate d apple first, it was Eve dat ate d apple first which implies dat her eyes were opened before Adam and she saw him naked and maybe even took a view for like hours and might even have called him and played with his kokoro since he was still daft then.

But still the guys are still d head over the women but we dont know dat in their mind, they think like dis "see this idiot, if not for me eh, d fool go still dey go work carry briefcase with im kokoro dey dangle up and down" pls guys we really owe dis girls one infact seven

xynerise:
I cant fit shout. I love it when u kids get angry to my post. Expect to see another one.

wait a minute , who u calling KIDS, u should sit first to realise who is a kid when ur posting a joke dats soo last millenium

snthesis:
we r still commenting on the joke and developing nu one sef - this is research and development
ehen! i hear say nepa cut your light
hw manage? hw come na nepa dey supply u for jand?

ouch man dat one noo gud ooo, blacksta i just dey interpret am ooo, no be me talk am

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496215.msg6566845#msg6566845 date=1281700572]**scoffs**

Blacksta's way too gentle for that. . .

Trust me, a girl's safe with him [/quote]i agree, i really respect ur faith girl

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496215.msg6566736#msg6566736 date=1281699560]but I'm not complaining o!  [/quote]well sha its true, but be careful b4 he puts ur head under d u know now *winks*

blacksta please take it easy on d boy nw?

nice one efe, nice one girl, but please i hope it is not out of experience cos i respect u more dan dat ooo

snthesis, u better no go use ur hand spoil ur business, dis one wey u dey mix goat toilet paper join pure water, hope say business no go fall yakata like dat